Scarlett Johansson Talks Nude Leaked Photos (Here, Google Google. Here, Boy.)

November 1st, 2011 // 31 Comments

When naked celebrity photos appear on the Internet, it’s typically without any context, not that any was needed to begin with. (“I just can’t stare at breasts!” – Absolutely no one.) Except this time around, Scarlett Johansson is providing a back story to her recent leaked photos that thankfully launched an FBI investigation before one of these starlets crashed her vagina into a building. It was only a matter of time. Via Fox News:

“Those are old, from three years ago,” she told Vanity Fair of the hacked photos, which went viral earlier this year and sparked an FBI investigation.
“They were sent to my husband,” she added, meaning her now ex-hubby, Ryan Reynolds. She also said for the first time that she was the one who snapped the two nude photos.
“There’s nothing wrong with that,” Johansson continued. “It’s not like I was shooting a porno — although there’s nothing wrong with that, either.”

So let me get this straight: Prior to banging Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds was married to a nymphomaniac Scarlett Johansson who sent him naked pictures all the time? That’s it, I’m telling chicks I’m Canadian from now on, so it’s a good thing I already mastered the language. “Guten tag. Me gusta hockey, hoser. Donde esta los socialized medicine?”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Drew

    You know, as a 28 year old Canadian, the only references of, or times I see the word “hoser” is from Americans.

    Carry on.

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    Throjo
    Commented on this photo:

    “My breasts approve of this message.”

  3. suck it

    Agreed. I’m not sure where this “hoser” thing comes from. I have never heard Canadians say that.

    • TomFrank

      I think it comes from Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas’s McKenzie Brothers sketches from SCTV.

    • JC

      It’s probably not the genesis, but I’m sure the popularity of “hoser” came in part from the McKenzie brothers “Great White North” skits on SCTV as well as the movies. So Canadians have two of their own, Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas, to blame for it.

  4. JC

    You’re right, Scarlett–there ain’t a damn thing wrong with porn. Now stop with the geriatric dick-chasing and make with the pornos.

    • cc

      Agreed – if she has no moral objections, I suggest she get cracking on it immediately. I suggest the first of a series called ‘Amber and Scarlett’ (has a ring to it doesn’t it) featuring girl on girl action between her and Amber Heard.

      I am genius, I know.

  5. zomgbie

    theyre old? from 3 years ago?
    oh that explains everything.

    • Frank Burns

      “And even after I heard about cell phones being hacked and other actresses having their nude photos posted online, I thought ‘what could possibly go wrong?’ if I left nude photos of me on my phone? Its not like I’m a complete dumbass, not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

  6. SisterRay

    Speaking of nude photos, why aren’t you covering the Taylor Swift story? Are the lawyers really being that vicious? Doesn’t that mean that it is obviously her in the picture? I want some expert analysis on this…

  7. Then there were those leaked photos of her blowing Sean Penn. The problem with those, however, were that old man scrotum’s ball sack was hanging so low, it was obstructing the view of her breasts as if she were wearing a prune muumuu.

  8. forrest gump

    scarlett johansson with NO clothes on?
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, always funny, folks!!

  9. I’d like to see her scarlet vagina. Yes I would.

  10. “There’s nothing wrong with that,” Johansson continued. “It’s not like I was shooting a porno — although there’s nothing wrong with that, either.”

    So…what she’s saying is there’s a porno out there too, right?

  11. Walter_

    “Guten tag. Me gusta hockey, hoser. Donde esta los socialized medicine?”

    JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA…. JUST LOVED IT!!!

    I like how she managed the situation. I mean, those photos were something really private between a couple, I wouldn´t like to see public the photos of my angry bird that I sent to my girlfirend while she was away.
    But the thing I hate the most about it, is that some douche make some money out of it. Yes I´m thankful too see sweet Scarlett´s body uncloted, but no one should make business with that. Scarlett´s entire being should be socialized, she should be human patrimony, for all of us to see and thus be more happy.

  12. Venom

    Thank you Scarlett for your nude photos and feel free to take many more and have them leaked for the public.

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    Bvck
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s the dirty old man in this one..

  14. I like how she wants us to think that the pics are totally irrelevant because they’re three years old. Like her ass looks completely different now.

  15. Johnny Cage

    The opposite works too. If you go up to Canada and tell them you’re a American Montley Crue member with a 10 inch dong, all the DD blondes there will fall on your dick. Spousal abuse prone? No problem.

  16. Dan

    eh… pffft.

  17. Justin Bieber Live 2011

    I relish, cause I found exactly what I used to be taking a look for. You have ended my 4 day long hunt! God Bless you man. Have a nice day. Bye

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    Christine
    Commented on this photo:

    Lindsay!LINDSAY!lindsay!Where art thou o lindsay!I do not seee you upon the steetrsOr the market place hitherYou are but condemn to a dungeon Oh dither!(Dear linz me like you zits, fake tan and all! good luck..i’ll try and write a screenplay about you to start your career again..love ian)

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