Scarlett Johansson Has Leaked Photos Now ‘Allegedly’

September 14th, 2011 // 53 Comments

Two nude leaked photos (Don’t worry, they’re censored so you won’t lose your mediocre job providing for your mediocre family. See how much I care?) alleged to be Scarlett Johansson are making the Internet rounds this morning. Although, I swear to God the butt one was passed around earlier in the year, only now it magically has Scarjo’s face in it instead of Perez Hilton-esque doodling, so just pretend my foggy memory somehow counts as relevant information. I’m pretty sure that’s how journalism works. In related news, did I leave the coffeemaker on all night? Story at 11.

UPDATE: And somebody’s already called the FBI because this is the kind of thing the Feds should be looking into. “Alright, boys, time to stop messin’ around with terrorists and step into the big leagues. Are ya familiar with the Internet? Well, someone’s put a vagina on it…”

Photo: Splash News


  1. Curse you, Fish, when you said, “leaked photos,” I thought you meant photos of her being peed on. Instead, we get these poorly lit snapshots of a doughy pufferfish.

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    Kat Dennings did a much better job of having “leaked” nudes.

  3. I’m getting a bit sick of famous chicks claiming their phones were “hacked”. that word doesn’t mean what you think it means. Getting drunk and sending beaver shots to a guy you want to bone, who then sells them to TMZ, is not a hack…that’s just a dumb bitch.

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    implantss for sure. But well done because she probably had a bit of boob prior to the insertion of the “sac of trickery” just like k kardashian. But she is a pastey dough girl so me no interested.

  5. Rico Jones

    Why is it ok to display the stolen photos if they are censored? That doesn’t make any sense. The photos are still stolen materials. Shouldn’t make it ok just because you put a star over her tits and ass.

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    That would makes sense if the movie were being released this Friday. Her next movie isn’t scheduled to release until December. It’s too early to leak for that reason. Unless you know of some other movie she’s releasing this week or next?

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    If I could explain anything to women it would be that if you don’t take naked pictures of yourself they can’t get leaked on to the internet. I think that is too difficult of a concept for women to understand though…

    But thanks ScarJo I have been waiting some time to see that body :)

    • eatme

      …kevin, you must have a very boring life. the one thing in this world that you want to relay to women is to NOT take naked photos of themselves? what a douche.

    • decalex

      And thank god you will probably never get the chance to explain that to a woman.

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  9. Calvin

    I don’t know what the big fuss is about! Everybody knows white girls like to take off their clothes and show their skinny behinds.

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    this chick was genetically engineered for doggy-style

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    She’s got a nice pooper, but this particular shot has her looking like a boy taking estrogen.

    I guess if you’re Greek it’s all good.

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    still hit it
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    question is……why take a nude photo on your cell phone in the first place, if you are not going to leak it. what other porpose does it serve…so she can look at her self…..looks like she owns a mirror

  13. Bob

    I don’t think that first picture is of her.
    I always figured her tits would be bigger.

    • DogBoy

      Check out the link I posted above. It shows photos of her bedroom with the same fugly wallpaper as in the leaked pic. Plus in higher resolution images, you can see the crazy forearm tattoo in rainbow colors on the arm holding the phone. It’s her.

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    troll dad
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    Dat ass!

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  16. whatever

    Looks like I have more pics arriving with Rihanna’s collection! ^_^

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    If you’d ever had sex with a girl, you’d know that women love to pictures of themselves to send to their man. Because men like pics of boobies.

  18. dontkillthemessenger

    I don’t care how many times Sean Penn skeeted in that… I’d still eat and beat. Although, bringing up his name made it far less hotter.

  19. Broseph

    Today is the greatest day of the internet

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    Ocho Mermelstein
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    This picture makes my penis erect.

  21. VB

    She’s trash…. as she should not pretend not too be. Trash.

  22. Casey

    Is it me or do her boobs look way too small??in dresses etc she has a banging rack, yet the pic, they look sorta small and kinda…’eh. Her boobs are her best feature and if this photo is of her, then it’s one of those times when what I imagined is way way better than the reality. Why why did Ryan reynolds marry this classless woman?

  23. terry

    She has that time of the month, period ache going on. Or herpes.

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    If you don’t take nude photos of yourself they can’t be leaked or hacked. Duh!

  25. forrest gump

    this “Death Body Look” brings my balls to my throat!!

  26. SlapKatyPerry

    Ok so let me get this straight. Instead of protecting this country from terrists they’re looking for the person that leaked this stupid cunts saggy tits and celulite pancake ass, Bitch if i wasn’t a thousand miles away I’d slap the shit out of you .

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    whats so special about this. she takes half nude shots all the time. just do a google search. nothing interesting here. move along people move along.

  28. MammaMia

    does this mean Feds have dibbs on these pics now?

  29. gatorbaton

    i think scarlett’s hot. trufax.

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    Oh for the love of God, remove the stars.

  31. Mark lee

    Why will the FBI want to waste there time investigating this got they got better things to do like investigating murders, terrorist, white collar crimes, drugs, etc. Just because she is a celeb with a nude photo come on don’t want to waste my portion of tax dollars on this shit charge her the service fee if wants to investigate. No wonder we are in a economy slum for stuff like this.

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    What’s the big deal? Don’t these people appear nude in movies all the time? Why should they care if more nudes are published?

  33. Homo

    WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  34. TheListener

    I saw the 2 uncensored photos yesterday on some other site. She looks good. Cute naked butt. She shouldn’t be too embarrassed. It’s not like she was doing anything sexual in the photos like some other leaked female celebs. Nice photos.

    I think Reese Witherspoon said it best at an MTV award ceremony. ‘If you’re going to take a naked photo of yourself, cover your face, cover your face.’ That way no one can prove that it’s really you.

  35. anonym

    scarlett has an ugly ass pointy nose

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    So this is the face Kim Kardashian has been aiming for all this time? I can’t believe I’m just now noticing this.

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    waste of time…no pussy

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    She tries to saw her ………… n …………..To all people

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    Why she click this type photo.If u r sharp person u just understand that why she had do this ? Hopefully
    yes for publisity

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    Ocho Mermelstein
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    I would give up everything.. my job.. my car.. my three wonderful young children… for 5 minutes with that right tit.

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    Gonsalvo Ballsack
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    I’d bet a donut that the photo is a look-alike. I think SJ has larger knockers.

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    Anybody but Obama
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    I saw the photo without the star. Luscious, pink nipples. Just perfect.

  43. Donkeysaurus

    Who care’s? Just Reading the comments on all this pointless news just to remind me how pathetic people are. Sad. You have better thing’s to do and so do I. Right? Out.

  44. Donkeysaurus

    I love c.ock up my

  45. lizzie

    her boobs aren’t that big at all! she looks okay.. but there’s nothing special about her.

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    Oh my lord, I lost all of my ovaries. Loki is so fucking hot.

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    Holy bulge on Loki! That has to be the hottest piece of equipment they have on the Avengers set, fuck me!

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