Two nude leaked photos (Don’t worry, they’re censored so you won’t lose your mediocre job providing for your mediocre family. See how much I care?) alleged to be Scarlett Johansson are making the Internet rounds this morning. Although, I swear to God the butt one was passed around earlier in the year, only now it magically has Scarjo’s face in it instead of Perez Hilton-esque doodling, so just pretend my foggy memory somehow counts as relevant information. I’m pretty sure that’s how journalism works. In related news, did I leave the coffeemaker on all night? Story at 11.
UPDATE: And somebody’s already called the FBI because this is the kind of thing the Feds should be looking into. “Alright, boys, time to stop messin’ around with terrorists and step into the big leagues. Are ya familiar with the Internet? Well, someone’s put a vagina on it…”
Photo: Splash News
Curse you, Fish, when you said, “leaked photos,” I thought you meant photos of her being peed on. Instead, we get these poorly lit snapshots of a doughy pufferfish.
Kat Dennings did a much better job of having “leaked” nudes.
I’m getting a bit sick of famous chicks claiming their phones were “hacked”. that word doesn’t mean what you think it means. Getting drunk and sending beaver shots to a guy you want to bone, who then sells them to TMZ, is not a hack…that’s just a dumb bitch.
implantss for sure. But well done because she probably had a bit of boob prior to the insertion of the “sac of trickery” just like k kardashian. But she is a pastey dough girl so me no interested.
Why is it ok to display the stolen photos if they are censored? That doesn’t make any sense. The photos are still stolen materials. Shouldn’t make it ok just because you put a star over her tits and ass.
That would makes sense if the movie were being released this Friday. Her next movie isn’t scheduled to release until December. It’s too early to leak for that reason. Unless you know of some other movie she’s releasing this week or next?
If I could explain anything to women it would be that if you don’t take naked pictures of yourself they can’t get leaked on to the internet. I think that is too difficult of a concept for women to understand though…
But thanks ScarJo I have been waiting some time to see that body :)
…kevin, you must have a very boring life. the one thing in this world that you want to relay to women is to NOT take naked photos of themselves? what a douche.
And thank god you will probably never get the chance to explain that to a woman.
booooooooooring
I don’t know what the big fuss is about! Everybody knows white girls like to take off their clothes and show their skinny behinds.
this chick was genetically engineered for doggy-style
She’s got a nice pooper, but this particular shot has her looking like a boy taking estrogen.
I guess if you’re Greek it’s all good.
question is……why take a nude photo on your cell phone in the first place, if you are not going to leak it. what other porpose does it serve…so she can look at her self…..looks like she owns a mirror
I don’t think that first picture is of her.
I always figured her tits would be bigger.
Check out the link I posted above. It shows photos of her bedroom with the same fugly wallpaper as in the leaked pic. Plus in higher resolution images, you can see the crazy forearm tattoo in rainbow colors on the arm holding the phone. It’s her.
Dat ass!
LOKI!
Looks like I have more pics arriving with Rihanna’s collection! ^_^
If you’d ever had sex with a girl, you’d know that women love to pictures of themselves to send to their man. Because men like pics of boobies.
I don’t care how many times Sean Penn skeeted in that… I’d still eat and beat. Although, bringing up his name made it far less hotter.
Today is the greatest day of the internet
This picture makes my penis erect.
She’s trash…. as she should not pretend not too be. Trash.
Is it me or do her boobs look way too small??in dresses etc she has a banging rack, yet the pic, they look sorta small and kinda…’eh. Her boobs are her best feature and if this photo is of her, then it’s one of those times when what I imagined is way way better than the reality. Why why did Ryan reynolds marry this classless woman?
She has that time of the month, period ache going on. Or herpes.
If you don’t take nude photos of yourself they can’t be leaked or hacked. Duh!
this “Death Body Look” brings my balls to my throat!!
Ok so let me get this straight. Instead of protecting this country from terrists they’re looking for the person that leaked this stupid cunts saggy tits and celulite pancake ass, Bitch if i wasn’t a thousand miles away I’d slap the shit out of you .
whats so special about this. she takes half nude shots all the time. just do a google search. nothing interesting here. move along people move along.
does this mean Feds have dibbs on these pics now?
i think scarlett’s hot. trufax.
Oh for the love of God, remove the stars.
Why will the FBI want to waste there time investigating this got they got better things to do like investigating murders, terrorist, white collar crimes, drugs, etc. Just because she is a celeb with a nude photo come on don’t want to waste my portion of tax dollars on this shit charge her the service fee if wants to investigate. No wonder we are in a economy slum for stuff like this.
haha you’re right. I thought just the same today when I watched tv.
What’s the big deal? Don’t these people appear nude in movies all the time? Why should they care if more nudes are published?
WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I saw the 2 uncensored photos yesterday on some other site. She looks good. Cute naked butt. She shouldn’t be too embarrassed. It’s not like she was doing anything sexual in the photos like some other leaked female celebs. Nice photos.
I think Reese Witherspoon said it best at an MTV award ceremony. ‘If you’re going to take a naked photo of yourself, cover your face, cover your face.’ That way no one can prove that it’s really you.
scarlett has an ugly ass pointy nose
So this is the face Kim Kardashian has been aiming for all this time? I can’t believe I’m just now noticing this.
waste of time…no pussy
She tries to saw her ………… n …………..To all people
Why she click this type photo.If u r sharp person u just understand that why she had do this ? Hopefully
yes for publisity
I would give up everything.. my job.. my car.. my three wonderful young children… for 5 minutes with that right tit.
obviously you don’t have any of those things
I’d bet a donut that the photo is a look-alike. I think SJ has larger knockers.
I saw the photo without the star. Luscious, pink nipples. Just perfect.
Who care’s? Just Reading the comments on all this pointless news just to remind me how pathetic people are. Sad. You have better thing’s to do and so do I. Right? Out.
I love c.ock up my a.ss
her boobs aren’t that big at all! she looks okay.. but there’s nothing special about her.
There are other sites that haven’t been threatened with waterboarding or billion dollar lawsuits – Google is your friend. Hurry!
@dramkit. They think its just gas. Theyre up on current events as they watch pbs over my shoulder. BTW how dare you assumed I conv. with ghosts?
Excellent detective work my friend.
Impressive! That’s that then – ScarJo butt. Mmmmn!
There may be a job finding vaginas on the internet for you at the FBI, son.
Been practicing my whole life to be called into service. V for victory!
I fucking LOVE the internet. Your comment, good Sir, proves once more why.
And to all the fat hos who kvetch about her appearance… Bitches, puhlease. I’m not normally into women but these pictures make me wonder long and hard what those gorgeous, pale, satiny, plump breasts taste like… I’d so switch teams for a night.
Kaching! Can I film it?!
I agree, I never understood the fascination with this chick. She looks really trailer park in some photos. The media keeps trying to brainwash us and forcing us to accept who they say is pretty. Im so confused!!! BTW, does my computer screen need to be cleaned or does she have a bad case of acne?
You´re wrong.
oh, you mean
like that kim kardassian chick? does one amateur porno and the whole town of hollywood kisses her ass and makes her a very rich,very famous co* ksucker? she is FU KIN UGLY MAN, I JUST DON’T SEE IT
Really? It looks in line to me.
I’m a heterosexual woman and I go crosseyed with lust when I see Christina Hendricks.
I think someone else came early this year too…
If they wrote a really raunchy sex scene into it involving her character that’d work.
I’ve decided all my dead relatives just know to leave when I have some business going on. I decided it so its true now.
kimmy thanks that may actually have helped. i have rosie huntington-whiteley’s maxim from the other month, and i’d sure like to break her in~
Your dead relatives are probably deeply offended that you think they are such a bunch of pervs.
Piss off Grandma! You know what the sock on the doorknob means.
I never chase it. It’s not that important.
This is so true
Of course – women love other women that are fat and still considered sex symbols. Makes them feel good.
You’re a fucking retard. I’m also sure you look exactly like brad pitt circa Troy too, huh?
Yep, I suppose you’re right. Same with “accidental” sex tape leaks
You could honestly say that about anybody.. No matter how widely accepted it is that a person is attractive, there’s always someone who “just doesn’t see it!”
oh boo-frickin-hoo.. stop loafing off at work, do your damn job then read the site AT HOME.
Jack Napier is right. and also look what hand she is using in taking the photo
HA fucking great handle…lol!
So go fuck yourself.
NO, I think Sean Penn and the Donkey ones were with Madonna or as children call her as the Wicked Witch of the West!