Scarlett Johansson Got A New Tattoo

Because apparently not a goddamn thing happens in the celebrity world thanks to Obama’s New Sharia Law-Infused America With Secret Muslim Sauce (This wasn’t part of our deal!), here’s Scarlett Johansson showing off her latest tattoo by French artist Fuzi Uvtpk which is either a direct jab at Blake Lively and/or a misplaced congratulations to whoever gets to have sex with the same hole Sean Penn and a guy named Nate Naylor once did. It’s a miracle she didn’t just go with “JACKPOT!”

Photos: Fuzi Uvtpk