Because apparently not a goddamn thing happens in the celebrity world thanks to Obama‘s New Sharia Law-Infused America With Secret Muslim Sauce (This wasn’t part of our deal!), here’s Scarlett Johansson showing off her latest tattoo by French artist Fuzi Uvtpk which is either a direct jab at Blake Lively and/or a misplaced congratulations to whoever gets to have sex with the same hole Sean Penn and a guy named Nate Naylor once did. It’s a miracle she didn’t just go with “JACKPOT!”
Photos: Fuzi Uvtpk
I blame Sean Penn for this.
Thanks for sharing.
wow…did she lose a bet?
that is so stupid!
crudley drawn too looks like shit
I could draw a better horseshoe with a pen inserted in my urethra but my wiener has the day off.
Yeah that’s a bummer! It’s not even pretty, and it’s too big.
Yeah, I get that a lot.
haaaaahahahahahha :D
thats what he said.
and off center.
That lame and ugly tattoo is quite fitting for this over-rated sack of cottage cheese.
Agreed. Butt-average and underwhelming. Hotter babes at the mall any ol’ time.
WTF? Did Michael J Fox do this? That is terrible line work!
Looks like it was drawn by a 3rd grader. The words aren’t even centered correctly.
Classy. That must have come from one of the *4-star* prisons!
show us some sideboob.
that tattoo is awful.
Tattoo tip #1- Do not get tattooed by an artist who has no tattoos
Clearly the French tattoo as well as they fight wars.
it takes a real artist to not align the word “lucky” in the center over the top of the horseshoe.
That is one crappy tattoo.
That is a horrible tattoo. Whoever did it should be ashamed of themselves.
He’s French so he is incapable of feeling shame.
More like that retarded bitch should be ashamed that she paid to have that shite permanently drawn on her. The French dude should be laughing his way to the bank.
There are several places on her body where that tattoo should be…under her armpit is not one of them.
You just know that cost her at least 5K
Or two bj’s and some anal!
I thought the tattoo fad was over . . .
Not for whores.
I hate whem a site edits a headline to make the story more interesting. The original headline was “Scarlett Johannson shows off her new tattoo from six year old, epileptic French artist Fuzi Uvtpk. (November 2012)”
apparently that shitty work is his style.
Hopefully there will enough publicity of her tattoo to put this guy out of business.
Of the two words used to describe this guy, I only believe half of them.
French: Yes
Artist: No
I’ve never tattooed anyone, nor do I have any, but I am reasonably sure I could do that on the first try. No practice.
This is the style of this artist. Look up some of his other work. Not saying it’s good, but this is expected of a Fuzi Uvtpk piece.
Congrats to him for managing to art-speak his lack of skill into a ‘style’ that gullible actresses are willing to pay for.
These actors and actresses spend all this time and effort to maintain a “flawless” physical appearance in order to get film rolls…
Then they get ugly tattoos over visible parts of their body that requires post-production facilities to digitally erase before they release the film.
WTF?
Or to just put makeup on over them. The sell coverup that normal people can use, so I’m sure a professional makeup artist wouldn’t have any problem covering a tattoo. Even one as ugly as Scarlet’s.
Nothing arrogant about that.
prison work
If you did work that shitty in prison you’d get forcibly sodomized for your efforts.
all the class and sophistication of a port-a-potty.
There are so many badass tattoo artists in the world, and she has so much money. And yet here we are with this piece of shit. :(
and so many people in the world with functioning penises, and yet, she was boinking that greasy dirtbag Sean Penn.
Based on this gallery, I’m thinkin’ they deserve each other.
Looks amateur
It’s crap
Wow. I am in the wrong goddamned business.
Does the other side say “You now have AIDS” ?
Good one.
What a moron. Way to make yourself even less appealing.
I did a google search to see if Fuzi Uvtpk is a real person, and not just some made up name a dude gave Scarlett so she’s take off her shirt while her drew on her with a sharpie.
Turns out he’s a real “artist” and this tattoo is typical of his quality of work.
1. “Fuzi Uvtpk”—worst Scrabble hand ever.
2. If you can trick Fuzi Uvtpk into saying his name backwards, he’ll be sent back to his home in the 5th Dimension for 90 days.
3. “Fuzi Uvtpk” is not his real name, but something he chose to look like a dirty phrase at a passing glance.
Choose your favorite by texting 55555 NOW!
haaahahahahahaha
excuse me #2, I’ll be right back to give my answer
what is it about tattoos that make people insist on showing them off before the swelling and scabs go away. I get it, you are desperate for attention…I don’t want to see your scabby skin, no matter what reason.
So, we’re supposed to ignore the fact that it looks like it was drawn by a 5 year old, simply because he’s an “artist”? I think not. That shit sucks French balls.
Worst tattoo ever…
holy fuck thats horrible
Stupid woman. That should’ve been her tramp stamp. A message the dude nailing her from behind would definitely agree with.
Good gawd, what a shitty tat! I bet Kat Von D is spinning in her grave.
Oh, wait…
This is bit of a stretch, but…I think the Superficial breeds haters. :D
heheheheh
It’s actually really bad!! Girl get your $$$ back!
‘Fuzi Uvtpk’…must mean ‘Fuck Up’ in Croation (or something).
Hey, if a Croat did that shitty a tattoo job, they’d at least have the decency to shrug and say, “Meh. I was drunk” as opposed to set up a webpage and try and pretend they knew what they were doing.
I’m pretty sure he was drunk or high. If you look at the gallery in the post below his normal work is the same drawing style but the line work is SIGNIFICANTLY better.
http://www.fuzi-uvtpk.com/en/gallery/tattoo.html
no talent hack.
Lucky as in “lucky I don’t get to fuck that?” Sheesh
I see Michael J. Fox is tattooing again.
Funniest comment ever!
This belongs on the Ugliest Tattoos website. What was she thinking????
Guys, you clearly just don’t get the artistic expression in this French assholes work. It’s the IN thing to have your tattoos look like they’re drawn by a 6 year old because it’s so against the norm. Come on, all the cool kids are doing it!
Holy Shit Batman !
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha.
That’s crap.
I hope she is infected now too…….
Now?
Wow Scarlett, just throw years of critically acclaimed acting out the window. This makes Miley Cyrus look classy and sophisticated compared to you.