There are two things the Culkin boys need to survive: Sex clubs and women completely out of their league. So, of course, here’s Scarlett Johansson posing with the Crazy Horse dancers in Paris on Wednesday after Kieran Culkin took her there on a date. – Oh, yeah, that’s happening now. – And in his defense, it’s kind of a sweet gesture on his part because it shows he took the time to find out her interests instead of just dragging her along to stuff he likes. “So I hear you like naked stuff. Well, then… ♫ Come with me.. and you’ll be.. in a world of pure imagination… ♫”
(Tell me I’m not the only person who sings that song every time they walk into a nudie bar.)
Photo: Getty, Splash News, WENN
Eric | September 16, 2011 at 2:42 pm
Are they dating because if they are, I nominate their mash-up name to be Cutlet.
Buddy the Elf | September 16, 2011 at 2:56 pm
FTW
James | September 25, 2011 at 11:56 am
Women are only good for F*CKING!
Iveski | September 16, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Huh, so that’s why the brass pole ballet is always so dimly lit.
Roughliness is next to Godliness. Its true | September 16, 2011 at 2:53 pm
I’ve done this with chicks I’m trying to loosen up. God I hope he doesn’t get it.
sign
Rough, proud hater in this instance only.
Life Serial | September 16, 2011 at 2:57 pm
I love when strippers pretend to be classy.
Obi Wan Kenobi | September 16, 2011 at 4:35 pm
Yeah nice try Scar-ho, we know you have no class and you’re not hot enough to be a stripper.
LJ | September 16, 2011 at 4:36 pm
Sounds like someone with a pole up their ass.
SSHGuru | September 16, 2011 at 3:02 pm
She has a major butterface. However I think those leaked pictures did her a ton of good because they were freaking amazing.
Obviously she’ll date anyone.
Ann | September 16, 2011 at 3:04 pm
She has a butterface? Are we looking at the right face? Did you read Blake Lively instead of Scarlett Johansson?
Are you drunk?
Obi Wan Kenobi | September 16, 2011 at 3:15 pm
No but apparently you are and blind.
Frank Burns | September 16, 2011 at 3:30 pm
@Ann if you are drunk and blind, you are my very favorite kind of girl.
Fred | September 16, 2011 at 7:53 pm
Piggy-piggy butterface. For real.
katy perry | September 17, 2011 at 8:43 pm
dan–
That is amazingly thoughtful of you.
Perhaps Scarlett will straighten up, fly right, and give YOU a call.
Dan | September 16, 2011 at 4:31 pm
No she doesn’t have a butterface.
And she will date anyone. It would be hard to go with her knowing she let Sean Pean nail her. It would have to be a few years later after the fact with a good track record before I would really be that interested in a serious relationship – because anyone going with Sean Pean is obviously crazy.
You are known by the company you keep.
gumption | September 16, 2011 at 6:54 pm
the only credible thing she ever did was date Sean Penn! He is a sexy man and pretty damn cool too.
lily | September 17, 2011 at 5:04 pm
LOL agreed about the pics, though i dont think she has a butterface. she has chunked out quite a bit recently though.
bing | September 16, 2011 at 3:12 pm
Who is that Kerian dude ? Never heard of him. His hair are greasy and he looks like a virgin.
CranAppleSnapple | September 17, 2011 at 9:00 pm
He’s like a younger, actually talented, Macauley Culkin.
SIN | September 16, 2011 at 3:20 pm
What is wrong with the faces of some of these women? Long and narrow, a few look like cardboard cut outs.
SIN | September 16, 2011 at 3:21 pm
Scarlett look beter than any of those women. She knows it, thats why she has such a big smile.
Anon | September 16, 2011 at 3:28 pm
Just my 2 cents… Crazy Horse isn’t technically a strip club, except that now they have celebrities come strip now and then (like Pamela Anderson). There are a ton of shows, like magicians and stuff, and their main attraction is nude dancing. It’s a cabaret where the performers are naked women.
LJ | September 16, 2011 at 4:41 pm
It’s a cabaret that’s like a Las Vegas Nude revue. It’s not a strip/lap dance club.
Fred | September 16, 2011 at 7:54 pm
Plus, it’s in the grand fin de siecle Parisian tradition, like the Moulin Rouge. Although nowadays (like at the Moulin) it’s packed with Japanese businessmen, and no Parisian would be caught dead there.
Anon | September 16, 2011 at 8:12 pm
You guys don’t need to tell me what it’s like… I live here!
Unless you were further clarifying to others. In which case, carry on.
dudeatdudedotdude | September 17, 2011 at 8:18 am
from what i remember they rush tourists through that place like a meat market. is it still like that?
Frank Burns | September 16, 2011 at 3:32 pm
All the skrippers are having a laugh at Scarlett because when people see them naked, at least they get paid for it! Hahahaha!
katy perry | September 17, 2011 at 8:46 pm
I love skrippers.
They’re like strippers. Only spelled wrong
Sheppy | September 16, 2011 at 3:50 pm
The start of ‘Lost in Translation’ is still awesome.
Venom | September 16, 2011 at 4:06 pm
First Sean Penn and then this dude.
This is like a sad and bad joke.
Is she partially blind?
LJ | September 16, 2011 at 4:37 pm
I allows me to hope that I can catch one of the rebounds.
katy perry | September 17, 2011 at 8:48 pm
Yaaargh..we have us a pirate heeeer
TomFrank | September 17, 2011 at 1:35 am
Partially blind—that would explain how the Culkins get such hot pieces of ass.
somethingoriginal | September 16, 2011 at 5:04 pm
Those Culkin kids must score the best coke
zomgbie | September 16, 2011 at 5:21 pm
Kieran Culkin Took Scarlett Johansson To A Strip Club…
and then he stripped.
Michael | September 16, 2011 at 6:44 pm
How is this even possible. Wasn’t she partying in NEw york on wednesday. She was photographed in new york yesterday as well.
Fred | September 16, 2011 at 7:55 pm
Because you can fly overnight from New York to Paris? Is this as trick question?
weronika | September 16, 2011 at 6:50 pm
my sexy photo :) – adf.ly/183291/weronika
gumption | September 16, 2011 at 6:57 pm
the 2 brunettes standing on either side of the blonde in the middle are the only attractive broads in this photo and I was generous with the brunette on the right. What the hell kind of fantasy house is this Paris Crazy Horse? I saw hotter chicks in the Alaska Crazy Horse, true story.
Yikers | September 16, 2011 at 7:05 pm
I have had trouble recognizing her since she Hollywoodified her nose.
V. | September 16, 2011 at 7:29 pm
crazy horse is very well known in europe, it’s considered an artistic and classy strip club ;)
Mitch | September 16, 2011 at 7:44 pm
The sad thing is that every one of those strippers is better looking than Scarlett Johansson. Posing with them was not the best idea.
Iveski | September 16, 2011 at 9:11 pm
Proctology is down the hall to the right. You might want to stop in there to see if they can help you with your head being up your ass.
Mitch | September 19, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Iveski – you can eat shit directly from my ass. My opinion is my opinion so take your PC bullshit and choke on it.
Keith | September 16, 2011 at 8:15 pm
When you only have this ONE post on theSuperficial, you don’t deserve to date ScarJo
Arzach | September 16, 2011 at 9:30 pm
Second brunette from the left looks hot
Dr Ha-Ha | September 17, 2011 at 12:09 pm
I was about to say – she just has that look.
Rough? not for sale | September 18, 2011 at 11:26 am
Good eye
forrest gump | September 17, 2011 at 12:53 am
americans must think of her she isn’t a non.
well, SOMETHING LIKE IT.
a goddamn forgotten prostitute with a fat ass!!
CranAppleSnapple | September 17, 2011 at 9:02 pm
Hurry up and lose interest.
Burt | September 17, 2011 at 2:18 am
Lies, I tell you. All lies. She wouldn’t date him because he’s not old enough to be her dad.
Jack Slater | September 17, 2011 at 5:49 am
Wow, she found her true calling. She completely fits in with them.
Nick | September 17, 2011 at 9:05 am
I love kieran culkin
miss_glitter | September 17, 2011 at 9:39 am
Got to admit, she’s the least attractive one in the photo.
Prolapsed Liver | September 17, 2011 at 11:29 am
She has the personality of a water balloon. I fart in her general direction.
Dr Ha-Ha | September 17, 2011 at 12:10 pm
I’ve only ever heard her speak without a script once, on Letterman. That was enough.
Scarlet's Honeywagon | September 17, 2011 at 1:32 pm
The reason why you people find ScarJo ugly is because she is a Jewess.
michiez | September 17, 2011 at 2:07 pm
i went on a date.. to a strip club. we got something to eat first tho then went there. but thats what us candian rednecks do lol
Luvencub | September 19, 2011 at 7:43 am
That guys teeth could not be more yellow.
EMINEM21314 | September 19, 2011 at 2:34 pm
it is true, scarlet johansson and natalie portman are 2 tooo stupid wreck to open mouth and answer to question.. and talk in general without a script written by anyone else – it’s sooo sad and sickening because practically are that kind who insulted themselves and their religion too, you know…. jewess people are smart some people say……..
Greasy body, fat ass,oily hair, failure silicone lips, miscarried nose, ugly breasts-with bra stuffed with socks or napkins stuff… not gifted with nothing not at all – not a good plan to pose next to some hot professionals -for sure her idea
James | September 25, 2011 at 11:55 am
I rather have those girls naked than Scarlett!