Kieran Culkin Took Scarlett Johansson To A Strip Club

September 16th, 2011 // 85 Comments

There are two things the Culkin boys need to survive: Sex clubs and women completely out of their league. So, of course, here’s Scarlett Johansson posing with the Crazy Horse dancers in Paris on Wednesday after Kieran Culkin took her there on a date. – Oh, yeah, that’s happening now. – And in his defense, it’s kind of a sweet gesture on his part because it shows he took the time to find out her interests instead of just dragging her along to stuff he likes. “So I hear you like naked stuff. Well, then… ♫ Come with me.. and you’ll be.. in a world of pure imagination… ♫”

(Tell me I’m not the only person who sings that song every time they walk into a nudie bar.)

Photo: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Scarlett Johansson Kieran Culkin Strip Club
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Dammit, I just had lunch. This man’s face isn’t helping my digestion.

  2. Are they dating because if they are, I nominate their mash-up name to be Cutlet.

  3. Scarlett Johansson Kieran Culkin Strip Club
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s just never a good place to swipe a booger at these events.

  4. Huh, so that’s why the brass pole ballet is always so dimly lit.

  5. Roughliness is next to Godliness. Its true

    I’ve done this with chicks I’m trying to loosen up. God I hope he doesn’t get it.

    sign
    Rough, proud hater in this instance only.

  6. I love when strippers pretend to be classy.

  7. Scarlett Johansson Kieran Culkin Strip Club
    Commented on this photo:

    Ew ^ ew.

  8. Scarlett Johansson Kieran Culkin Strip Club
    Commented on this photo:

    People with perpetually smug looks on their faces are never douchebags.

    No, really.

  9. SSHGuru

    She has a major butterface. However I think those leaked pictures did her a ton of good because they were freaking amazing.

    Obviously she’ll date anyone.

    • Ann

      She has a butterface? Are we looking at the right face? Did you read Blake Lively instead of Scarlett Johansson?

      Are you drunk?

    • Dan

      No she doesn’t have a butterface.

      And she will date anyone. It would be hard to go with her knowing she let Sean Pean nail her. It would have to be a few years later after the fact with a good track record before I would really be that interested in a serious relationship – because anyone going with Sean Pean is obviously crazy.

      You are known by the company you keep.

    • lily

      LOL agreed about the pics, though i dont think she has a butterface. she has chunked out quite a bit recently though.

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    Dali
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like a goblin.

  11. Scarlett Johansson Kieran Culkin Strip Club
    Dali
    Commented on this photo:

    I cannot wait until she is done with this dishwater hair phase. She is so much hotter as a blonde.

  12. bing

    Who is that Kerian dude ? Never heard of him. His hair are greasy and he looks like a virgin.

  13. SIN

    What is wrong with the faces of some of these women? Long and narrow, a few look like cardboard cut outs.

  14. SIN

    Scarlett look beter than any of those women. She knows it, thats why she has such a big smile.

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    DogBoy
    Commented on this photo:

    I have heard of “eyeing some one up and down”, but not quite like this

  16. Anon

    Just my 2 cents… Crazy Horse isn’t technically a strip club, except that now they have celebrities come strip now and then (like Pamela Anderson). There are a ton of shows, like magicians and stuff, and their main attraction is nude dancing. It’s a cabaret where the performers are naked women.

    • LJ

      It’s a cabaret that’s like a Las Vegas Nude revue. It’s not a strip/lap dance club.

    • Fred

      Plus, it’s in the grand fin de siecle Parisian tradition, like the Moulin Rouge. Although nowadays (like at the Moulin) it’s packed with Japanese businessmen, and no Parisian would be caught dead there.

    • Anon

      You guys don’t need to tell me what it’s like… I live here!

      Unless you were further clarifying to others. In which case, carry on.

  17. Frank Burns

    All the skrippers are having a laugh at Scarlett because when people see them naked, at least they get paid for it! Hahahaha!

  18. Sheppy

    The start of ‘Lost in Translation’ is still awesome.

  19. Scarlett Johansson Kieran Culkin Strip Club
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    Wow, Matt Le Blanc looks like crap.

  20. Venom

    First Sean Penn and then this dude.
    This is like a sad and bad joke.
    Is she partially blind?

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    Tyler Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh how the boobs have shrunk…

  22. Those Culkin kids must score the best coke

  23. zomgbie

    Kieran Culkin Took Scarlett Johansson To A Strip Club…
    and then he stripped.

  24. Michael

    How is this even possible. Wasn’t she partying in NEw york on wednesday. She was photographed in new york yesterday as well.

  25. weronika

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  26. gumption

    the 2 brunettes standing on either side of the blonde in the middle are the only attractive broads in this photo and I was generous with the brunette on the right. What the hell kind of fantasy house is this Paris Crazy Horse? I saw hotter chicks in the Alaska Crazy Horse, true story.

  27. Yikers

    I have had trouble recognizing her since she Hollywoodified her nose.

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    jc
    Commented on this photo:

    Eeewww, he looks like he hasn’t showered in a week. Or brushed his teeth in a year.

  29. V.

    crazy horse is very well known in europe, it’s considered an artistic and classy strip club ;)

  30. Mitch

    The sad thing is that every one of those strippers is better looking than Scarlett Johansson. Posing with them was not the best idea.

    • Proctology is down the hall to the right. You might want to stop in there to see if they can help you with your head being up your ass.

      • Mitch

        Iveski – you can eat shit directly from my ass. My opinion is my opinion so take your PC bullshit and choke on it.

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    amy
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like a mix between Marilyn Manson and Pee Wee Herman.

  32. Keith

    When you only have this ONE post on theSuperficial, you don’t deserve to date ScarJo

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    Frank The Duck
    Commented on this photo:

    Crazy Horse is not exactly a strip club, more like a Vegas show from the 60′s. It also costs an absurd amount of money to enter, drink or dine there…. and the girls are naked…. and in a spate of Deja Vu you feel ripped off when you wake up the next morning and it’s frezing cold because your pants are around your ankles, your wallet is missing , you are face down in the gitter, your ass hurts and everyone is speaking Vietnamese .. so let me backtrack a bit.. Crazy Horse is a strip club…..

    • TomFrank

      Wake up the next morning thrown in the gutter with your wallet missing and your ass hurting? That sounds a lot more like the old Crazy Horse Too in Las Vegas, except without the broken legs.

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    derek
    Commented on this photo:

    See these teeth? I stole them from a hobo.

  35. Arzach

    Second brunette from the left looks hot

  36. forrest gump

    americans must think of her she isn’t a non.
    well, SOMETHING LIKE IT.

    a goddamn forgotten prostitute with a fat ass!!

  37. Burt

    Lies, I tell you. All lies. She wouldn’t date him because he’s not old enough to be her dad.

  38. Jack Slater

    Wow, she found her true calling. She completely fits in with them.

  39. Nick

    I love kieran culkin

  40. miss_glitter

    Got to admit, she’s the least attractive one in the photo.

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    lori
    Commented on this photo:

    Excuse me… I have to….blg…blgg…bllgggghhhhheehhhhh.

  42. Prolapsed Liver

    She has the personality of a water balloon. I fart in her general direction.

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    Melissa
    Commented on this photo:

    I love Kieran, he is a great actor and seems like a cool ass dude.

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    tim b
    Commented on this photo:

    loved his show big fish

  45. Scarlet's Honeywagon

    The reason why you people find ScarJo ugly is because she is a Jewess.

  46. michiez

    i went on a date.. to a strip club. we got something to eat first tho then went there. but thats what us candian rednecks do lol

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    Jack Napier
    Commented on this photo:

    So.. average. Oh and that’s a fuctarded tattoo (rhetorical I realize since that applies to all tats.)

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Snorting Drano didn’t do him any good AT ALL.

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    aznative
    Commented on this photo:

    goddamnit, just go buy some whitestrips, i can’t stand yellow teeth….i just dont get them!

  50. Scarlett Johansson Kieran Culkin Strip Club
    Aud
    Commented on this photo:

    How come the strippers look classy and ScarJo looks like the prostitute?

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