There are two things the Culkin boys need to survive: Sex clubs and women completely out of their league. So, of course, here’s Scarlett Johansson posing with the Crazy Horse dancers in Paris on Wednesday after Kieran Culkin took her there on a date. – Oh, yeah, that’s happening now. – And in his defense, it’s kind of a sweet gesture on his part because it shows he took the time to find out her interests instead of just dragging her along to stuff he likes. “So I hear you like naked stuff. Well, then… ♫ Come with me.. and you’ll be.. in a world of pure imagination… ♫”
(Tell me I’m not the only person who sings that song every time they walk into a nudie bar.)
Photo: Getty, Splash News, WENN
Dammit, I just had lunch. This man’s face isn’t helping my digestion.
Are they dating because if they are, I nominate their mash-up name to be Cutlet.
FTW
Women are only good for F*CKING!
There’s just never a good place to swipe a booger at these events.
Huh, so that’s why the brass pole ballet is always so dimly lit.
I’ve done this with chicks I’m trying to loosen up. God I hope he doesn’t get it.
sign
Rough, proud hater in this instance only.
I love when strippers pretend to be classy.
Yeah nice try Scar-ho, we know you have no class and you’re not hot enough to be a stripper.
Sounds like someone with a pole up their ass.
Ew ^ ew.
People with perpetually smug looks on their faces are never douchebags.
No, really.
She has a major butterface. However I think those leaked pictures did her a ton of good because they were freaking amazing.
Obviously she’ll date anyone.
She has a butterface? Are we looking at the right face? Did you read Blake Lively instead of Scarlett Johansson?
Are you drunk?
No but apparently you are and blind.
@Ann if you are drunk and blind, you are my very favorite kind of girl.
Piggy-piggy butterface. For real.
dan–
That is amazingly thoughtful of you.
Perhaps Scarlett will straighten up, fly right, and give YOU a call.
No she doesn’t have a butterface.
And she will date anyone. It would be hard to go with her knowing she let Sean Pean nail her. It would have to be a few years later after the fact with a good track record before I would really be that interested in a serious relationship – because anyone going with Sean Pean is obviously crazy.
You are known by the company you keep.
the only credible thing she ever did was date Sean Penn! He is a sexy man and pretty damn cool too.
LOL agreed about the pics, though i dont think she has a butterface. she has chunked out quite a bit recently though.
He looks like a goblin.
I cannot wait until she is done with this dishwater hair phase. She is so much hotter as a blonde.
Who is that Kerian dude ? Never heard of him. His hair are greasy and he looks like a virgin.
He’s like a younger, actually talented, Macauley Culkin.
What is wrong with the faces of some of these women? Long and narrow, a few look like cardboard cut outs.
Scarlett look beter than any of those women. She knows it, thats why she has such a big smile.
I have heard of “eyeing some one up and down”, but not quite like this
Just my 2 cents… Crazy Horse isn’t technically a strip club, except that now they have celebrities come strip now and then (like Pamela Anderson). There are a ton of shows, like magicians and stuff, and their main attraction is nude dancing. It’s a cabaret where the performers are naked women.
It’s a cabaret that’s like a Las Vegas Nude revue. It’s not a strip/lap dance club.
Plus, it’s in the grand fin de siecle Parisian tradition, like the Moulin Rouge. Although nowadays (like at the Moulin) it’s packed with Japanese businessmen, and no Parisian would be caught dead there.
You guys don’t need to tell me what it’s like… I live here!
Unless you were further clarifying to others. In which case, carry on.
from what i remember they rush tourists through that place like a meat market. is it still like that?
All the skrippers are having a laugh at Scarlett because when people see them naked, at least they get paid for it! Hahahaha!
I love skrippers.
They’re like strippers. Only spelled wrong
The start of ‘Lost in Translation’ is still awesome.
Wow, Matt Le Blanc looks like crap.
First Sean Penn and then this dude.
This is like a sad and bad joke.
Is she partially blind?
I allows me to hope that I can catch one of the rebounds.
Yaaargh..we have us a pirate heeeer
Partially blind—that would explain how the Culkins get such hot pieces of ass.
Oh how the boobs have shrunk…
Those Culkin kids must score the best coke
Kieran Culkin Took Scarlett Johansson To A Strip Club…
and then he stripped.
How is this even possible. Wasn’t she partying in NEw york on wednesday. She was photographed in new york yesterday as well.
Because you can fly overnight from New York to Paris? Is this as trick question?
my sexy photo :) – adf.ly/183291/weronika
the 2 brunettes standing on either side of the blonde in the middle are the only attractive broads in this photo and I was generous with the brunette on the right. What the hell kind of fantasy house is this Paris Crazy Horse? I saw hotter chicks in the Alaska Crazy Horse, true story.
I have had trouble recognizing her since she Hollywoodified her nose.
Eeewww, he looks like he hasn’t showered in a week. Or brushed his teeth in a year.
crazy horse is very well known in europe, it’s considered an artistic and classy strip club ;)
The sad thing is that every one of those strippers is better looking than Scarlett Johansson. Posing with them was not the best idea.
Proctology is down the hall to the right. You might want to stop in there to see if they can help you with your head being up your ass.
Iveski – you can eat shit directly from my ass. My opinion is my opinion so take your PC bullshit and choke on it.
He looks like a mix between Marilyn Manson and Pee Wee Herman.
When you only have this ONE post on theSuperficial, you don’t deserve to date ScarJo
Crazy Horse is not exactly a strip club, more like a Vegas show from the 60′s. It also costs an absurd amount of money to enter, drink or dine there…. and the girls are naked…. and in a spate of Deja Vu you feel ripped off when you wake up the next morning and it’s frezing cold because your pants are around your ankles, your wallet is missing , you are face down in the gitter, your ass hurts and everyone is speaking Vietnamese .. so let me backtrack a bit.. Crazy Horse is a strip club…..
Wake up the next morning thrown in the gutter with your wallet missing and your ass hurting? That sounds a lot more like the old Crazy Horse Too in Las Vegas, except without the broken legs.
See these teeth? I stole them from a hobo.
Second brunette from the left looks hot
I was about to say – she just has that look.
Good eye
americans must think of her she isn’t a non.
well, SOMETHING LIKE IT.
a goddamn forgotten prostitute with a fat ass!!
Hurry up and lose interest.
Lies, I tell you. All lies. She wouldn’t date him because he’s not old enough to be her dad.
Wow, she found her true calling. She completely fits in with them.
I love kieran culkin
Got to admit, she’s the least attractive one in the photo.
Excuse me… I have to….blg…blgg…bllgggghhhhheehhhhh.
She has the personality of a water balloon. I fart in her general direction.
I’ve only ever heard her speak without a script once, on Letterman. That was enough.
I love Kieran, he is a great actor and seems like a cool ass dude.
loved his show big fish
The reason why you people find ScarJo ugly is because she is a Jewess.
i went on a date.. to a strip club. we got something to eat first tho then went there. but thats what us candian rednecks do lol
So.. average. Oh and that’s a fuctarded tattoo (rhetorical I realize since that applies to all tats.)
Snorting Drano didn’t do him any good AT ALL.
goddamnit, just go buy some whitestrips, i can’t stand yellow teeth….i just dont get them!
How come the strippers look classy and ScarJo looks like the prostitute?