Kieran Culkin Took Scarlett Johansson To A Strip Club

There are two things the Culkin boys need to survive: Sex clubs and women completely out of their league. So, of course, here’s Scarlett Johansson posing with the Crazy Horse dancers in Paris on Wednesday after Kieran Culkin took her there on a date. – Oh, yeah, that’s happening now. – And in his defense, it’s kind of a sweet gesture on his part because it shows he took the time to find out her interests instead of just dragging her along to stuff he likes. “So I hear you like naked stuff. Well, then… ♫ Come with me.. and you’ll be.. in a world of pure imagination… ♫”

(Tell me I’m not the only person who sings that song every time they walk into a nudie bar.)

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