Scarlett Johansson is Banging Joseph Gordon-Levitt Now

Fresh off her five minute relationship with Kieran Culkin – Apparently she’s not a fan of strip clubs which officially proves women don’t make sense. I rest my case. – Scarlett Johansson is reportedly dating Joseph Gordon-Levitt now, according to the latest issue of Us Weekly. Which begs the question: Do Sean Penn’s old man balls cause women to go on a character actor bang spree? Because at this rate, she’ll be trying to de-gay Zachary Quinto by Christmas which I’m sure will be great for his family.

UNCLE: Hey, Brows, look, your favorite dish: Sausage. AHAHAHA!
ZACHARY: I’m banging Scarlett Johansson, uncle.
UNCLE: … Can I tell people you’re my son?
UNCLE: Okay.

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h/t Lainey Gossip

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