Fresh off her five minute relationship with Kieran Culkin – Apparently she’s not a fan of strip clubs which officially proves women don’t make sense. I rest my case. – Scarlett Johansson is reportedly dating Joseph Gordon-Levitt now, according to the latest issue of Us Weekly. Which begs the question: Do Sean Penn‘s old man balls cause women to go on a character actor bang spree? Because at this rate, she’ll be trying to de-gay Zachary Quinto by Christmas which I’m sure will be great for his family.
UNCLE: Hey, Brows, look, your favorite dish: Sausage. AHAHAHA!
ZACHARY: I’m banging Scarlett Johansson, uncle.
UNCLE: … Can I tell people you’re my son?
ZACHARY: No.
UNCLE: Okay.
♫ Fa la la la la la la la la ♫
h/t Lainey Gossip
Photo: Splash News
pretty girl, she looks good here…she chunked out for awhile but looks like she has it under control.
fuck off anita you dirty cunt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_xisb2K-6A
Him? I got to be next! Does she knows how to reach Rough on the Superficial?
The fact that this pig “slept” with Sean Penn kills it for me
Reynolds Way better off without her
Once she try Black She ain’t never goin back!
Scarlett, don’t try banging gay guys to de – gay them . I tried for months and months and it ended up making me feel gay instead .
Hahahahaha!
He always was the brightest Solomon.
i don’t know about you, but I would put her in all kinds of funny angles.
Check out pic #11…She looks like she’s capable of crazy angles.
better not hear one negative comment. not a flaw on this women. all u losers do is hate cuz the only pussy u ever touch is your pet cat.
What are you, the comment police all DA SUDDEN, DAWG?!
know wat im sayin, know wat im sayin?
Fo shizzley shizzley shizzle.
Ooh, I went partially Ned Flanders.
she’s fat, old, and once she banged old sean penn, the well was poisoned. tell your mom I’ll be over at 7.
Shouldn’t you be studying for your pre-algebra class?
her feet are at a weird angle here
Joseph!
(double slams fists)
Gordon!
(clears desk off with swipe of arm)
LEVITT!?!?
(stands up, chair flips over
relax. next we’ll hear about her dating NPH.
Well, at least this one doesn’t look like driftwood and require an IV drip of Viagra.
I watch a movie starring joseph gordon-levitt 2 nights ago. The Lookout. I would easily recommend it.
Lindsay Lohan probation revoked, taken into custody.
$100,000.00 bond, she’ll never be able to suck her way outta that!!!
You only have to post 10% of that.
But she’ll try
i just wouldn’t want to venture anywhere near where sean penn’s balls have been.
I like J. Gordon-Levitt, he seems talented, professional, and not obnoxious, i.e., I don’t think we’ll see a shirtless fat guy pummeling him on the streets of Vancouver any time soon. So go on dude, pump the no-doubt sickening memories of Penn’s elder-sex right out of her.
3rd Rock kid is a shit actor and will always be a pole smoker.
You are wrong in every thing you say:
Lots of acting nominations and awards:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Gordon-Levitt#Filmography
History of dating top-flight cooch:
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_1302/joseph-gordon-levitt/
Meanwhile, you sit in the middle school library, wondering if even the fattest, ugliest girl in your town will hold your hand someday.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
he’s mine…
dem teddies
She is passing herself around like mad.
Seriously she needs to stop and be alone for about a year and figure out what she wants for her life – or else she runs the risk of being all used up for a nice guy.
Runs the risk? I would say that echo you hear when near her rules out any hope of newness.
Perhaps he has hidden charms.
um, Levitt is gay.
What is he? The third cock in that bun this year?
Third cock in that bun=Third rock from the sun.
You WERE going there, right?
I think he meant sausage.
Or I don’t want to have barbecue at his house.
I was going to make some Inception joke. But that’s about the only movie I remember him being in.
He played Norman McClain as a young boy in “A River Runs Through It”. I believe that was his film debut and he was quite good.
(500) Days of Scarlett. On the 500th day, he finally gets over her when he meets Amber Heard.
I can’t help but commend her healthy love of cock. No homewrecking, no African child collection, just cock.
That’s my girl.
Butterface
He actually does. He’s a pretty fucking awesome guy. Laid back and funny. I’ve asked him if i could have his baby and he said sure and made a smiley face. Bastard. I know he’s lying.
Whoever is this fucking joseph levitt dude is, he sounds totally gay…
The girl is having fun, I think she’s going around “tasting” different kind of dick. She’s young and seizing life, I just hope that she eventually looks for a middle aged not-to-much-handsome latino guy, did you heard that Scarlett? Call me!
(rolls in fetal position sucking thumb)
wow… I bet Lucy Liu taught him all kinds of freaky sh**. Scarlett’s in for some fun
everybody who sees her as a kind of role model will fail in life.
………….SO NAIVITY RULES WITH HER.
(but it’s just a game)
what a dumb inconsiderate bitch. she put water bottle in the back of driver seat..that is for magazines only. the water bottle is going to stretch that out.
hahahah +5
Ugly moon face, terrible legs(no calves), pale skin, trashy tatt on arm… Slank says STANK!
Unless he told Scarjo he will play a major role in the 2012 ( which would the line i use on her) election. I don’t see it.