Scarlett Johansson is Banging Joseph Gordon-Levitt Now

October 19th, 2011 // 51 Comments

Fresh off her five minute relationship with Kieran Culkin – Apparently she’s not a fan of strip clubs which officially proves women don’t make sense. I rest my case. – Scarlett Johansson is reportedly dating Joseph Gordon-Levitt now, according to the latest issue of Us Weekly. Which begs the question: Do Sean Penn‘s old man balls cause women to go on a character actor bang spree? Because at this rate, she’ll be trying to de-gay Zachary Quinto by Christmas which I’m sure will be great for his family.

UNCLE: Hey, Brows, look, your favorite dish: Sausage. AHAHAHA!
ZACHARY: I’m banging Scarlett Johansson, uncle.
UNCLE: … Can I tell people you’re my son?
UNCLE: Okay.

♫ Fa la la la la la la la la ♫

h/t Lainey Gossip

Photo: Splash News


  1. lily

    pretty girl, she looks good here…she chunked out for awhile but looks like she has it under control.

  2. Roughing is in the bill of rights

    Him? I got to be next! Does she knows how to reach Rough on the Superficial?

  3. ace11

    The fact that this pig “slept” with Sean Penn kills it for me

    Reynolds Way better off without her

  4. Darnell "The Truth " Jackson

    Once she try Black She ain’t never goin back!
    Scarlett, don’t try banging gay guys to de – gay them . I tried for months and months and it ended up making me feel gay instead .

  5. Fester

    He always was the brightest Solomon.

  6. Richard McBeef

    i don’t know about you, but I would put her in all kinds of funny angles.

  7. Foreskin

    better not hear one negative comment. not a flaw on this women. all u losers do is hate cuz the only pussy u ever touch is your pet cat.

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    her feet are at a weird angle here

  9. Deacon Jones

    (double slams fists)
    (clears desk off with swipe of arm)
    (stands up, chair flips over

  10. Lemmiwinks

    Lindsay Lohan probation revoked, taken into custody.

  11. stratacat

    i just wouldn’t want to venture anywhere near where sean penn’s balls have been.

  12. Frank Burns

    I like J. Gordon-Levitt, he seems talented, professional, and not obnoxious, i.e., I don’t think we’ll see a shirtless fat guy pummeling him on the streets of Vancouver any time soon. So go on dude, pump the no-doubt sickening memories of Penn’s elder-sex right out of her.

  13. SisterRay


    he’s mine…

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    dem teddies

  15. Dan

    She is passing herself around like mad.

    Seriously she needs to stop and be alone for about a year and figure out what she wants for her life – or else she runs the risk of being all used up for a nice guy.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Perhaps he has hidden charms.

  17. albaget

    um, Levitt is gay.

  18. direchef

    What is he? The third cock in that bun this year?

  19. Mr Obvious

    I was going to make some Inception joke. But that’s about the only movie I remember him being in.

    • sobrietyisacrutch

      He played Norman McClain as a young boy in “A River Runs Through It”. I believe that was his film debut and he was quite good.

    • TomFrank

      (500) Days of Scarlett. On the 500th day, he finally gets over her when he meets Amber Heard.

  20. I can’t help but commend her healthy love of cock. No homewrecking, no African child collection, just cock.
    That’s my girl.

  21. Judge Hershey


  22. Scarlett Johansson Joseph Gordon Levitt
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    He actually does. He’s a pretty fucking awesome guy. Laid back and funny. I’ve asked him if i could have his baby and he said sure and made a smiley face. Bastard. I know he’s lying.

  23. 655-K. McKalister

    Whoever is this fucking joseph levitt dude is, he sounds totally gay…

  24. Arzach

    The girl is having fun, I think she’s going around “tasting” different kind of dick. She’s young and seizing life, I just hope that she eventually looks for a middle aged not-to-much-handsome latino guy, did you heard that Scarlett? Call me!
    (rolls in fetal position sucking thumb)

  25. gigi

    wow… I bet Lucy Liu taught him all kinds of freaky sh**. Scarlett’s in for some fun

  26. forrest gump

    everybody who sees her as a kind of role model will fail in life.

    (but it’s just a game)

  27. what a dumb inconsiderate bitch. she put water bottle in the back of driver seat..that is for magazines only. the water bottle is going to stretch that out.

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    Ugly moon face, terrible legs(no calves), pale skin, trashy tatt on arm… Slank says STANK!

  29. rough-chronicles

    Unless he told Scarjo he will play a major role in the 2012 ( which would the line i use on her) election. I don’t see it.

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