Scarlett Johansson is in Jamaica

December 16th, 2010 // 65 Comments

As you may have heard, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are no longer having sex with each other, yet for some reason the media has decided to portray this as a “separation” despite possessing the key characteristics of a marriage, but let’s not quibble over semantics. Anyway, Ryan is apparently seeking comfort with an ex, while Scarlett has jetted off to Jamaica with friends. Granted, these photos are from 2006 when she went with Josh Hartnett, they’re also Scarlett Johansson in a bikini. On that note, be careful how you use that argument because I’d hate to see hardened criminals walk free because of it. It’s literally that powerful.

LAWYER: So you see, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, her breasts are kind of awesome.
FOREMAN: Innocent!
JUDGE: Set this man free!
CRIMINAL: Babies are delicious!

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. GravyLeg

    My penis tells me we are going to Jamaica…

    • Suzie

      Thanks for putting this up. All they are doing for me is making me wonder, why do people like her again? She is very average.

      • guy rossi

        Ahh you women…I bet you think Kate beckinsale is average too.

      • testington

        She’s better than AVERAGE but usually I see hotter girls than that at the beach

      • elbruce

        If you think that’s average, then you must be SMOKIN hot, Suzie. All I can say is ah-god-DAYUM!

      • rccp

        She is kind of average… depends on where you live. I grew up in Miami and you can definitely see way hotter girls any day at the beach. But if you live in, say… one of the fat states… she’s very hot.

  2. Maybe the Green Lantern couldn’t get it up for Marylin Monroe because he’s gay.

  3. Jess

    Ah yes, this was before she had her breast implants removed.

  4. plush

    good lord, she has the face of a pig.
    I totally see why Ryan’s penis was unsatisfied

    • lizzy

      THANK YOU. she fucking sucks.

      her face is gross and i dont like her body either. her tits look mad wonky here.

  5. PoingFong Pee

    I think she is over rated. Nice body, average face.

  6. Skippy

    Insane boobs, but major horse face. Meh.

    • Anon

      He must like horse faces, since he was into Blake Lively, too (that’s what people say about her as well, correct?) Geez, this Ryan guy must have AWFUL taste in women.

  7. Deacon Jones

    Jaimaican me crazy?
    (puts head down, goes back to sleep at desk)

  8. Drundel

    Average freshmen 15 body. Soft and doughy. Tan much?

  9. Rough-scar just roll off the tongue dont it?

    That pic is flaring up my inner thighs fetish.

    This JH can’t even grow a decent facial hair. How is he allow to hit that…

  10. Mary Exmass

    Babies ARE delicious. OH! I meant, ScarJo is babe-licious! Yeah, that’s the ticket…

  11. Elle

    The divorce is perfect timing seeing as how he has a new movie coming out and shes been irrelevant for a while…

  12. Jimbob

    yep, those are implants and they are now gone.

  13. GodComplex

    Milking the cock for the last drop. Yeah the pics are from ’06. Thats almost 5 years ago.

    I adore the fact that many others, myself included use adblock+ in our browsers. Ever notice the fact that your hit counts and revenue stream don’t seem to quite match up? Ever? Never get a dime from me. But I will continuously load the pages all day. I look at the site maybe once a day. But I have a box dedicated to fucking you. it is in a continuous loop of clearing it’s cache and loading the first 15 pages of your site It has to feel good just knowing we are looking out for ya, uh?

    So, go ahead and roll that off your thick skin.

  14. Jimbob

    Without the implants she is what exactly?

    Without implants what would Kim K or Blake LIvely, or a dozen other celebrities be? Jenny McCarthy is another perfect example–not funny, not pretty, not talented…

    • MST

      Of all the skanks in the Skankosphere, Jen should be in jail. After all, she did commit necrophilia (having sex with Hugh Hefner).

  15. Arthur Kensington Jr.

    How can you be sure that these photos are not of a professional Scarlett Johansson impersonator, Mr. Fish? You cannot!

  16. Plobes

    ya
    she is SO fat and plain
    what a dog
    NOT–are u people blind or just delusional?

  17. She’s a great actress tho, loved her in The Other Boylnn Girl

  18. NeNe

    I didn’t realize how thick she was.

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    brit
    Commented on this photo:

    i hate myself for knowing that these were old photos.

  20. Dankin

    Granted, these photos are from 2006 when she went with Josh Hartnett, they’re also Scarlett Johansson in a bikini

    HUH? Also?

  21. burton

    she has thunder thighs, time for some lipo, who cares if her boobs are big, big boobs sag later in life, small ones are cute and remain perky well into the 40s!

  22. id hit it. better now than after she jessicasimpsons

  23. AtomicCoffee

    I can’t figure out Scarlett Johansson.

    I mean, she’s hot, but not “Megan Fox-hot”, but more like: “your-best-friend’s-pretty-good-looking-big-titted-sister hot”, y’know? You wanna bang her, but there are four or five hotter chicks on the list ahead of her, and if you never get to bang her, it’s not that big a deal.

    I don’t know. Maybe it’s just me.

    Her voice is good.

  24. If you stare hard enough at her midsection, you can see through to the person standing behind her. Because she’s translucent.

  25. Cakeflourz

    Meh, I liked her better when she was thinner.

    P.S. The Geekologie Writer says “Hi”.

  26. MLVC

    I just don’t get the hotness in her…I made myself suffer through a portion of that pit faced ass George Lopez’s show last night to view Mila Kunis..that is one turd carver that I would love to taste.

  27. Charlie Caligula

    Holy shit, these are from years ago

  28. gom

    I would Love to make a perfume out of her scent, the scent of her skin I mean

    Fish Have you ever seen the movie Perfume story of a murderer? well in this movie a guy makes perfumes out of the girl’s dead bodies, then when he is caught the perfume is so nice he goes free, almost what you were saying about the boobs, almost, except he went free beceause of the essence of dead girl’s skin,

    as for spoilers, no one in america gives a rats ass for that movie, so who cares

  29. See Alice

    Not very flattering .

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    Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Please tell me that is her ribs across the top of her chest and not an implant bag… It would be like finding out santa is fake.

  31. minx

    her tits aren’t that great. they’re shooting off in opposite directions, even that tacky support top can’t control them. and regardless, big tits is basically all she has going for her. she looks like an average milkmaid on a dutch farm. and her face is repulsive.

  32. BodyForWife

    Wonk boob two-point-oh.

  33. Elf

    I’m still trying to figure out how I’m going to make Scarletts divorce work to my advantage. There’s gotta be a way. There’s gotta be…

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    Jammy
    Commented on this photo:

    lick the thick

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    suzanne k
    Commented on this photo:

    fake boobs I think
    and not a good pair of legs
    not a great body at all

    ed

  36. giu

    Are u blind or just EXTREMELY gay? She’s SUPER HOT and has a BEAUTIFUL face. OMG, she’s one of the most beautiful people in Hollywood right now, ant waaaaaay hotter than that skinny bitch Megan Fox. Get a clue!

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    Paula
    Commented on this photo:

    Her body is a true womanly figure. She has a pin up girl body so good for her. Compare her body to Megan Fox’s and Megan looks like a 15 year old Japanese boy. I pity any woman that says she looks too fat or soft because her body looks perfect and I’m a girl. Oh and about the tan comment, there are people who are actually proud of how they’re born dude.

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    Paula
    Commented on this photo:

    Her body is a true womanly figure. She has a pin up girl body so good for her. Compare her body to Megan Fox’s and Megan looks like a 15 year old Japanese boy. I pity any woman that says she looks too fat or soft because her body looks perfect and I’m a girl. Oh and about the tan comment, there are people who are actually proud of how they’re born dude.

  39. Scarlett Johansson Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow very sexy looking in this bikini so I like this..

    Ultra Bronze

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    nicolas
    Commented on this photo:

    Now as i see her she gives me the impression f a dirty horny girl who can kill you on the bed,licking her soft fragile skin toes to head!!

  41. Deandra

    I feel so much happier now I uendsratnd all this. Thanks!

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    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    Implants.

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    me
    Commented on this photo:

    he looks like josh hartnett

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    luis
    Commented on this photo:

    they do look like implants… i like her figure anyway

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    JW
    Commented on this photo:

    who is this guy and how can I be him

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    conejo
    Commented on this photo:

    FAKE FAKE FAKE

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    Rob
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think Blah should insult Paula. Blah is mean. Boo Blah Boo!

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