As you may have heard, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are no longer having sex with each other, yet for some reason the media has decided to portray this as a “separation” despite possessing the key characteristics of a marriage, but let’s not quibble over semantics. Anyway, Ryan is apparently seeking comfort with an ex, while Scarlett has jetted off to Jamaica with friends. Granted, these photos are from 2006 when she went with Josh Hartnett, they’re also Scarlett Johansson in a bikini. On that note, be careful how you use that argument because I’d hate to see hardened criminals walk free because of it. It’s literally that powerful.
LAWYER: So you see, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, her breasts are kind of awesome.
FOREMAN: Innocent!
JUDGE: Set this man free!
CRIMINAL: Babies are delicious!
Photos: INFdaily
My penis tells me we are going to Jamaica…
Thanks for putting this up. All they are doing for me is making me wonder, why do people like her again? She is very average.
Ahh you women…I bet you think Kate beckinsale is average too.
She’s better than AVERAGE but usually I see hotter girls than that at the beach
If you think that’s average, then you must be SMOKIN hot, Suzie. All I can say is ah-god-DAYUM!
She is kind of average… depends on where you live. I grew up in Miami and you can definitely see way hotter girls any day at the beach. But if you live in, say… one of the fat states… she’s very hot.
Maybe the Green Lantern couldn’t get it up for Marylin Monroe because he’s gay.
Ah yes, this was before she had her breast implants removed.
Yup, an old picture, that’s for sure. I remember that bathing suit.
If the breasts are gone, I would’ve left too.
That’s all she had going for her-
good lord, she has the face of a pig.
I totally see why Ryan’s penis was unsatisfied
THANK YOU. she fucking sucks.
her face is gross and i dont like her body either. her tits look mad wonky here.
I think she is over rated. Nice body, average face.
Insane boobs, but major horse face. Meh.
He must like horse faces, since he was into Blake Lively, too (that’s what people say about her as well, correct?) Geez, this Ryan guy must have AWFUL taste in women.
Jaimaican me crazy?
(puts head down, goes back to sleep at desk)
ha!
Average freshmen 15 body. Soft and doughy. Tan much?
agreed
You know, not everyone tans. Is it really that big a deal?
That pic is flaring up my inner thighs fetish.
This JH can’t even grow a decent facial hair. How is he allow to hit that…
Babies ARE delicious. OH! I meant, ScarJo is babe-licious! Yeah, that’s the ticket…
The divorce is perfect timing seeing as how he has a new movie coming out and shes been irrelevant for a while…
yep, those are implants and they are now gone.
Milking the cock for the last drop. Yeah the pics are from ’06. Thats almost 5 years ago.
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So, go ahead and roll that off your thick skin.
Without the implants she is what exactly?
Without implants what would Kim K or Blake LIvely, or a dozen other celebrities be? Jenny McCarthy is another perfect example–not funny, not pretty, not talented…
Of all the skanks in the Skankosphere, Jen should be in jail. After all, she did commit necrophilia (having sex with Hugh Hefner).
How can you be sure that these photos are not of a professional Scarlett Johansson impersonator, Mr. Fish? You cannot!
ya
she is SO fat and plain
what a dog
NOT–are u people blind or just delusional?
She’s a great actress tho, loved her in The Other Boylnn Girl
I didn’t realize how thick she was.
i hate myself for knowing that these were old photos.
Granted, these photos are from 2006 when she went with Josh Hartnett, they’re also Scarlett Johansson in a bikini
HUH? Also?
she has thunder thighs, time for some lipo, who cares if her boobs are big, big boobs sag later in life, small ones are cute and remain perky well into the 40s!
o-o go and have your share of plastic surgeries,don’t bully women :(
id hit it. better now than after she jessicasimpsons
I can’t figure out Scarlett Johansson.
I mean, she’s hot, but not “Megan Fox-hot”, but more like: “your-best-friend’s-pretty-good-looking-big-titted-sister hot”, y’know? You wanna bang her, but there are four or five hotter chicks on the list ahead of her, and if you never get to bang her, it’s not that big a deal.
I don’t know. Maybe it’s just me.
Her voice is good.
yes.
If you stare hard enough at her midsection, you can see through to the person standing behind her. Because she’s translucent.
Meh, I liked her better when she was thinner.
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I just don’t get the hotness in her…I made myself suffer through a portion of that pit faced ass George Lopez’s show last night to view Mila Kunis..that is one turd carver that I would love to taste.
Holy shit, these are from years ago
I would Love to make a perfume out of her scent, the scent of her skin I mean
Fish Have you ever seen the movie Perfume story of a murderer? well in this movie a guy makes perfumes out of the girl’s dead bodies, then when he is caught the perfume is so nice he goes free, almost what you were saying about the boobs, almost, except he went free beceause of the essence of dead girl’s skin,
as for spoilers, no one in america gives a rats ass for that movie, so who cares
Not very flattering .
Please tell me that is her ribs across the top of her chest and not an implant bag… It would be like finding out santa is fake.
sorry dude, but those look fake to me
They’re real. They’ve always been huge, that bathing suit is just lifting the hell out of them!
her tits aren’t that great. they’re shooting off in opposite directions, even that tacky support top can’t control them. and regardless, big tits is basically all she has going for her. she looks like an average milkmaid on a dutch farm. and her face is repulsive.
Wonk boob two-point-oh.
I’m still trying to figure out how I’m going to make Scarletts divorce work to my advantage. There’s gotta be a way. There’s gotta be…
lick the thick
fake boobs I think
and not a good pair of legs
not a great body at all
ed
Are u blind or just EXTREMELY gay? She’s SUPER HOT and has a BEAUTIFUL face. OMG, she’s one of the most beautiful people in Hollywood right now, ant waaaaaay hotter than that skinny bitch Megan Fox. Get a clue!
Her body is a true womanly figure. She has a pin up girl body so good for her. Compare her body to Megan Fox’s and Megan looks like a 15 year old Japanese boy. I pity any woman that says she looks too fat or soft because her body looks perfect and I’m a girl. Oh and about the tan comment, there are people who are actually proud of how they’re born dude.
You already said this.
we don’t about your body Paula
Her body is a true womanly figure. She has a pin up girl body so good for her. Compare her body to Megan Fox’s and Megan looks like a 15 year old Japanese boy. I pity any woman that says she looks too fat or soft because her body looks perfect and I’m a girl. Oh and about the tan comment, there are people who are actually proud of how they’re born dude.
Wow very sexy looking in this bikini so I like this..
Ultra Bronze
Now as i see her she gives me the impression f a dirty horny girl who can kill you on the bed,licking her soft fragile skin toes to head!!
I feel so much happier now I uendsratnd all this. Thanks!
Implants.
he looks like josh hartnett
they do look like implants… i like her figure anyway
who is this guy and how can I be him
FAKE FAKE FAKE
I don’t think Blah should insult Paula. Blah is mean. Boo Blah Boo!