Scarlett Johansson is Definitely Banging Sean Penn

March 2nd, 2011 // 68 Comments

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn were not only spotted together in LA this week, but Scarlett had her foot resting comfortably in what the Haitians refer to as, “Lenn Sovè a la,” a.k.a. The Savior’s Groin. Later, he’d tell her it had the power to physically heal broken earth, but only if handled correctly. With her butt.

SEAN: I can’t explain its magic. It just.. is.
SCARLETT: Oh, Sean, maybe it’s all the marijuana we just ate, but I believe you.
SEAN: Ha! Seriously? I mean, of course, you believe me. I’m very wise.

Photos: Getty, TMZ.com

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  1. Oh Hell No

    Talk about Coyote Ugly…..that’s a big leap down from Ryan Reynolds.

  2. creamy zinger

    Sean is a sucker for the “magic toe.” Especially if it’s as big as his butt plug!

  3. Overrated.

    That said, I’d still bang.

  4. She’s too old for him.

  5. I used to have respect her.

  6. wow in all the winning excitement fish you forgot to mention he’s a former wife beater

  7. I don’t care.

  8. AlexK

    Somebody shove him in front of a bus please. It’s not enough he’s an insufferable asshole, now he’s got to be an insufferable asshole who’s doinking Scarlett Johansson?

  9. Cock Dr

    She might just be teasing the hell out of him.
    Because she can do SO much better.

  10. She must be lying about something, judging on the way her nose appears to be growing. Maybe she’s lying to herself about gargling the balls of an old man that has a reputation for beating women.

  11. ick-abod

    She likes him because he has a 5 year plan.

  12. Dude

    That is disgusting. But then they are both libtard moonbats. I bet they both yell obama’s name when they orgasm.

  13. See Alice

    Sean hasnt made a decent movie since” Fast Times”
    Scarlett proves what a tons of makeup can do .

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    Tyler Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Not sure when exactly it happened. but its no longer about the tits with Scarlett. Now its 100% ass city…

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    Tyler Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    Courtney Love called…

  16. Deacon Jones

    Something tells me this is a step down from Ryan Reynolds

    • homesickabortion

      actually, im pretty sure ryan reynolds is a ken doll in every sense of the word. shes probably just glad this one has a cock.

  17. John

    O.k. I think I got it. girls are dumb asses attracted to money and asses. I need to be more of an ass and let them hold onto my prepaid gold card.

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    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    too bad her boobies got smaller

  19. Ill rough you just the way you are

    Speakimg of clogged moistness.

    Girls? If you found yourself having a fight with Lilo in the powder room, have a little skanky in ya…

  20. SynchG

    GROSS> cheap whore

  21. Eric

    Then they hopped in a car that only turns left.

  22. This is why terrorists hate us

    Please like me bury my middle east meat deep in her ass

    Praise Allah

  23. Well at least she won’t have to wash her hands after that.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Gawd, he is an ugly old looking guy. He must have sort of super sex mojo to get Scarlett Johansson.

  25. I’m warning you, If I hear just one entertainment reporter say “JohaPenn” I’m going to kill myself.

  26. Aussie Mama

    there’s something really ‘animal’ about sean penn. i reckon he’d go ape-shit on yer ass in the sack.
    can’t say i blame scar jo, heard she always liked the older men anyway.
    hard to forget that benicio deltoro sex in the elevator story.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Take note, even someone this ugly can bag a hot chick if you put on an expression this concerned and interested.

  28. Why is so hard to believe that a man and a woman can have good conversation over soup and salad and that’s all there is to it? Just kidding. They’re totally fucking.

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    Anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh how the mighty have fallen

  30. the captain

    she wished for AIDS?
    sean penn: yor wish is my command!!

  31. Alex

    Scarlett is intelligent and an interesting person. She likes being around people with a brain. Doesnt mean shes banging him. She is a serious actress and likes to hang out with othe actors she admires ..

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    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Really? This picture is proof of what exactly….you can’t even tell for sure if that is actually Scarlett or some one who faintly resembles her. If this is TMZ’ best evidence of a recurring “horizontal engagement” between her and Sean Penn, they better hire a whole new crop of paps! They couldn’t get their case past a preliminary hearing with that crappy evidence!!

  33. Milo

    “Aloha Mr. Hand!”….or in this case, Aloha Mr. Foot, right on Sean’s nut sack

  34. Myclamisaninnie

    True story:

    I met Sean at a diner I worked at in Marina Del Rey, Ca, I was a waitress, years ago, twenty years ago. He was divorcing Madonna but still living with her, we got in my old Honda and I drove him down to Santa Monica Pier, we hung out, kissed, he wanted to f8ck, I was in awe of him back then, he was super duper famous then, I declined to f*ck him, he was not happy. I did not becasue I figured he messed around a lot and may have a dirty d*ck. haha So, I add him to my REJECTION LIST. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO ELSE IS ON THERE?

    • Milo

      Rejection list or tease list? What do you think Sean was getting in your car for? Good conversation? Did the other rejectees also proposition you after ‘hanging out’ a bit or were their advances immediate? What I’m getting at is, it sounds like you’re someone who gets off on telling celebs or people with power “no” just to be a bitch.

  35. harriscandoit

    Is it just me that gets a cold shiver from this duo? Talk about a daddy complex dude has almost 25 years on her.

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    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    WOW! Aesthetically going from Ryan Reynolds to Sean Penn is like going from Scarlett Johansson to Sean Penn.

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    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    I heard ScarJo switched from Ryan Reynolds to Sean Penn because she wants to make her own “putrid sex object’ video.

  38. Paloma

    Eww! She’s nasty for that one!

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    eduardo
    Commented on this photo:

    Good girl gone bad

  40. prettysleepy

    Yuck. She could do better.

  41. homesickabortion

    shes not looking so great herself these days when she doesnt have all the professional makeup artists though, so…

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