Scarlett Johansson is Definitely Banging Sean Penn

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn were not only spotted together in LA this week, but Scarlett had her foot resting comfortably in what the Haitians refer to as, “Lenn Sovè a la,” a.k.a. The Savior’s Groin. Later, he’d tell her it had the power to physically heal broken earth, but only if handled correctly. With her butt.

SEAN: I can’t explain its magic. It just.. is.
SCARLETT: Oh, Sean, maybe it’s all the marijuana we just ate, but I believe you.
SEAN: Ha! Seriously? I mean, of course, you believe me. I’m very wise.

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