Scarlett Johansson is Definitely Banging Sean Penn

The Superficial | March 2, 2011 - 3:54 pm

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn were not only spotted together in LA this week, but Scarlett had her foot resting comfortably in what the Haitians refer to as, “Lenn Sovè a la,” a.k.a. The Savior’s Groin. Later, he’d tell her it had the power to physically heal broken earth, but only if handled correctly. With her butt.

SEAN: I can’t explain its magic. It just.. is.
SCARLETT: Oh, Sean, maybe it’s all the marijuana we just ate, but I believe you.
SEAN: Ha! Seriously? I mean, of course, you believe me. I’m very wise.

Photos: Getty, TMZ.com