Still Don’t Call ScarJo ScarJo

April 8th, 2014 // 32 Comments
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Back in 2011, Scarlett Johansson got pissed off about the nickname ScarJo, and now here’s ScarJo getting mad about ScarJo again while also shitting on JLo because apparently ScarJo doesn’t want to be equated with JLo who’s not very ScarJo. Via HuffPo:

“I associate that name with, like, pop stars. ‘It sounds tacky. It’s lazy and flippant … There’s something insulting about it,” Johansson told Glamour magazine, clearly throwing shade at Jennifer Lopez, otherwise known as J.Lo and the woman who basically started the media’s portmanteau trend.

In ScarJo’s defense, ScarJo was surprisingly awesome in Captain America: The Winter Soldier, so I’m going to let ScarJo have her moment about being called ScarJo. ScarJo earned it.

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  1. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Under The Skin Premiere Venice International Film Festival
    Hugh G. Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    In three years she’ll be begging anyone to call her anything.

  2. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Under The Skin Premiere Venice International Film Festival
    JC
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    I hearby dub thee TitHo. Better?

  3. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Under The Skin Premiere Venice International Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    Look on the bright side ScarJo, it’s better than being called “The chick from The Avengers”

  4. SCARJO! You’ve got such MILF T&A! How about a NSA BJ? Or an HJ ASAP! If I’m your BF, will you do ATM?

  5. Call her “Cottage Cheese Bikini”

  6. See all those “ScarJo’s,” ScarJo? SuFiWri and PhoBo ain’t scared of you.

  7. JimBB

    Goddamn, she’s fucking annoying. Can we just replace her with Jennifer Lawrence already and throw her in the “It Girl” trash with Mena Suvari, Leelee Sobieski, and her old friend Thora Birch?

  8. D-chi

    (I bet Jeremy Renner can call her ScarJo.)

  9. Life would be simpler if we referred to people by easily recognisable nicknames.
    See if YOU can match the nickname to the celebrity!
    1. Red Hair Giant Bewbs
    2. Red Hair Coke Bewbs
    3. Blonde Bouncy Dougie Bewbs
    4. Pretentious blonde tiny Bewbs

    and for the ladies:
    1. Swinging Commando Cock
    2. Hamburger Sexman
    3. Everyone Pregnant naked man

    • I wear women's shoes

      1) Chick from mad men not made of ice
      2) Lielo
      3) Stodden?
      4) Shared a penis with a commoner

      1) Hammasaurous!
      2) This one I am actually stumped… Hasselhoff?
      3) Skarsgaurdin my Uterus!

      • Good job!

        For #3 women the correct answer was Kate Upton. I highly doubt Stodden’s bewbs are able to bounce.

        And yes! The Hoff is correct answer :D

  10. poop

    but it DOES sound tacky and I’m pretty sure they called jlo when she was dating pdiddy and the name just stuck. either way nicknames like those are dumb as fuck. bitch can’t act to save her life but she’s right in the sense that the name is fucking stupid

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    tom
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    I sooo would.

  12. Crazy Weasel

    As long as she has those tits she’ll always find work. One way or another. if she plays her tits right she’ll be busy until 40 at least.

  13. BOBBO

    Lighten up, Francis.

  14. Jennyfurr

    Doze fakies under the actual preggo bewb are huge.

  15. Math point

    Scarjos best movie is match point because she dies. I hate her. I also hate that new term”throw shade” wtf does that even mean.

  16. MZ MIZRY

    lol @ calling ScarlJoh ScarJo.

  17. Hopalong

    I’m going with Jugs McGee. That just feels right.

  18. ace11

    Who is she?

    oh she’s the one that let that repulsive reptile Penn violate her

  19. Lippy McTitties rolls off the tongue pretty well.

  20. Don’t like ScarJo? Alright Pretentious Twat it is. Just don’t tell Gweneth Paltrow or she might get jealous.

  21. right

    Pathetically average. Her face is busted. She can’t act to save her life. Only has big tits going for her. Plenty of younger, better looking hoes with big tits. Next.

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