If you’re like me, you’ve spent countless hours wondering how Scarlett Johansson landed the role of Black Widow and also why there’s a layer of dust on your penis. Except if you haven’t seen the clip above from The Avengers that’s been splattered all over the Internet today, it turns out her breasts jiggle every time she punches and/or kicks a bad guy which, in hindsight, probably should’ve been my first guess. (I had “Molested by Stan Lee as a small child” written down. Ha! Could you imagine?)
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NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!
if you are going to put girls who can’t act into movies, at least make sure they are hot.
Wow. If this clip is any indication this movie looks BAD.
The next scenes, where Thor fights Loki while on a loveseat, and Iron Man battles Mandarin while in a recliner, aren’t much better.
LOL!
Tsk. I remember when Drew Barrymore did that in Charlie’s Angels. Her tits weren’t even showing and it was somehow more entertaining than this snoozefest.
I was thinking the same thing. But this movie is going to do well regardless of the bullshit story line.
All the jiggling in the world can’t jiggle off Sean Penn’s yellowed cigarette stains and the smashed butts he left scattered about her vagina :o(
Didn’t Drew Barrymore do this exact scene in Charlie’s Angels?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcviqZhXnNo
Indeed she did.
we’ve all seen her boobies. they are nothing spectacular.
luckily for her she still has the cutest little dick sucking lips.
i bet she could gargle a mean penis
I guess I must be out of touch or something. I like her tits and think they jiggled rather nicely.
Shut up, doood. Her tits are perfect. As her topless pics proved. Also has a nice ass. She’s basically physically perfect.
The breasts jiggle, the cellulite-laden thighs, they move more like an ocean wave if the ocean was made of partially-congealed pudding populated by lumps of cottage cheese.
I have a layer of dust on jr becuz jesus said I shouldnt touch it
even in my youth, when a Sear Catalogue would suffice, this would not have gotten me off.
Maybe Jessica Simpson could cameo as a mutant called Tidal Wave.
That is some world class jiggle, right there.
Wow I wasn’t expecting every single comment to be negative. Am I the only one who still finds her very hot?
Yes you are.
She is still very sexy. Don’t listen to the jealous women and bitter gay men on the boards.
I like everything about her, minus her politics.
You will be alone in the theater, at least you can jack off and not get caught!
No, you’re not. Must be jealous women and gay men doing most of the posting thus far.
Nahhh…there are others of us out here that still think she’s hot. I have no intention of going to see her in any movies, but that doesn’t negate her beauty.
I agree with all of you! Bad movie for sure, and Scarlett HA no big deal, her bottom teeth are all crooked, maybe she could drag em across your mean penis dooood!
It would be nice if those of us at work with a firewall could actually view these youtube links…
Ugh, won’t be watching this one. Michelle Rodriguez I can see kicking butt; Johansson not at all.
She was terrible in Iron Man 2 as little as she was in it. I know her background pretty much guarantees full time employment in Hollywood regardless of talent but couldn’t they find someone better?
So, jiggle is fine, but I could see her tied up all day. What, were they out of ball gags?
Sad: Its like they punked Scarlett with that junior version of what Drew Barrymore did a decade ago…
What the fuck is up with these ‘men’? Just kick her in the cunt!
NO KIDDING!
If Michael Lohan was there, he would have handled that for you.
Oh those are nice.
What, did you think she got the part with acting ability?
Y’all can hate all you want but this movie is going to kill it at the box office.
That, more than anything, is a comment on the sad state of Hollywood and the knuckle-dragging morons they pander to.
People are going to see this movie because it’s a fucking AVENGERS movie, why waste our time with a scene like this?
Yeah it’s going to be bad. I haven’t seen it but I just know. Like I knew all the others had been bad, without seeing them. Like I know that the godfather films are bad without seeing them, like I know the Shawshank redemption is bad without seeing it…oh you get the idea.
Scarlet is a beautiful lady and at least she had the class to admit her leaked nude pics were authentic and did not lie about it like olivia munn. Basically every negative comment here = jealous anonymous internet troll.
I like when she knocks the guy out with her hair at 0:29. Great editing.
Wow, good eye catching that. The key is not the hair. But the metric ton of hairspray in it. Her boobs must be the counter balance to keep her body upright.
I don’t care how much her breasts jiggle, because her ass is a lumpy sack of cottage cheese. And honestly, she’s got to be the definition of a butter-face. Big tits can’t forgive those major flaws, IMO.
I wonder how many girls grow up thinking that they can kick guys butts due to total crap like this? You would all do better learning that drop and shiver dance from Legally Blond than this crapitude girls.
On another note, have I mentioned that I would still totally do her? Yep, right up the cornhole.
You take the corn-hole. I’ll take the money-hole.
Can we high-five? In all the instructional videos I’ve seen where a chick is being double-teamed, I always feel it’s missing the two guys high-fiving one another.
Less fighting. More breast-jiggling.
I know I’m not really keeping the focus on what’s important (i.e., breasts, sucking, etc.), but I’ve run it back three times and I can’t make it out … *what* does he say has been compromised that makes her go all grim-tumbly-hair-fu? My OCD thanks you in advance for the answer.
He says “Barton.” As in Clint Barton, aka Hawkeye.
Thanks, Scott. :)
If she was doing this to Sean Penn I might watch it.
So I guess the Avengers producers and the director are just completely ignoring that fact Natalia Romanova aka Black Widow is supposed to be Russian? Or it just SJ’s boobs can’t do an accent?
She wins the Brest Actor award and NursePeopleMeet was her best movie yet!
SHE DID A GREAT JOB, YOU SEXIST PRICK