BREAKING: Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Jiggle In ‘The Avengers’

If you’re like me, you’ve spent countless hours wondering how Scarlett Johansson landed the role of Black Widow and also why there’s a layer of dust on your penis. Except if you haven’t seen the clip above from The Avengers that’s been splattered all over the Internet today, it turns out her breasts jiggle every time she punches and/or kicks a bad guy which, in hindsight, probably should’ve been my first guess. (I had “Molested by Stan Lee as a small child” written down. Ha! Could you imagine?)

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