BREAKING: Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Jiggle In ‘The Avengers’

April 4th, 2012 // 56 Comments
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If you’re like me, you’ve spent countless hours wondering how Scarlett Johansson landed the role of Black Widow and also why there’s a layer of dust on your penis. Except if you haven’t seen the clip above from The Avengers that’s been splattered all over the Internet today, it turns out her breasts jiggle every time she punches and/or kicks a bad guy which, in hindsight, probably should’ve been my first guess. (I had “Molested by Stan Lee as a small child” written down. Ha! Could you imagine?)

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  1. Cock n' Balllzzz

    NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!

  2. kimmer

    Wow. If this clip is any indication this movie looks BAD.

  3. foreverfugly

    Tsk. I remember when Drew Barrymore did that in Charlie’s Angels. Her tits weren’t even showing and it was somehow more entertaining than this snoozefest.

    • terry

      I was thinking the same thing. But this movie is going to do well regardless of the bullshit story line.

  4. Richard McBeef

    All the jiggling in the world can’t jiggle off Sean Penn’s yellowed cigarette stains and the smashed butts he left scattered about her vagina :o(

  5. Mandy

    Didn’t Drew Barrymore do this exact scene in Charlie’s Angels?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcviqZhXnNo

  6. dooood

    we’ve all seen her boobies. they are nothing spectacular.
    luckily for her she still has the cutest little dick sucking lips.
    i bet she could gargle a mean penis

  7. Frank Burns

    The breasts jiggle, the cellulite-laden thighs, they move more like an ocean wave if the ocean was made of partially-congealed pudding populated by lumps of cottage cheese.

  8. SayWhat

    I have a layer of dust on jr becuz jesus said I shouldnt touch it

  9. kirby

    even in my youth, when a Sear Catalogue would suffice, this would not have gotten me off.

  10. Maybe Jessica Simpson could cameo as a mutant called Tidal Wave.

  11. Scott

    That is some world class jiggle, right there.

  12. juss

    Wow I wasn’t expecting every single comment to be negative. Am I the only one who still finds her very hot?

  13. elephantman

    I agree with all of you! Bad movie for sure, and Scarlett HA no big deal, her bottom teeth are all crooked, maybe she could drag em across your mean penis dooood!

  14. Deacon Jones

    It would be nice if those of us at work with a firewall could actually view these youtube links…

  15. Ugh, won’t be watching this one. Michelle Rodriguez I can see kicking butt; Johansson not at all.

  16. Rick

    She was terrible in Iron Man 2 as little as she was in it. I know her background pretty much guarantees full time employment in Hollywood regardless of talent but couldn’t they find someone better?

  17. it had to be said

    So, jiggle is fine, but I could see her tied up all day. What, were they out of ball gags?

  18. Austin (Danger) Powers

    Sad: Its like they punked Scarlett with that junior version of what Drew Barrymore did a decade ago…

  19. vandinz

    What the fuck is up with these ‘men’? Just kick her in the cunt!

  20. This guy

    Oh those are nice.

  21. EricLr

    What, did you think she got the part with acting ability?

  22. DeucePickle

    Y’all can hate all you want but this movie is going to kill it at the box office.

  23. People are going to see this movie because it’s a fucking AVENGERS movie, why waste our time with a scene like this?

  24. Axl

    Yeah it’s going to be bad. I haven’t seen it but I just know. Like I knew all the others had been bad, without seeing them. Like I know that the godfather films are bad without seeing them, like I know the Shawshank redemption is bad without seeing it…oh you get the idea.

  25. Bloodheap

    Scarlet is a beautiful lady and at least she had the class to admit her leaked nude pics were authentic and did not lie about it like olivia munn. Basically every negative comment here = jealous anonymous internet troll.

  26. Mandy

    I like when she knocks the guy out with her hair at 0:29. Great editing.

    • GridLock

      Wow, good eye catching that. The key is not the hair. But the metric ton of hairspray in it. Her boobs must be the counter balance to keep her body upright.

  27. whatthe

    I don’t care how much her breasts jiggle, because her ass is a lumpy sack of cottage cheese. And honestly, she’s got to be the definition of a butter-face. Big tits can’t forgive those major flaws, IMO.

  28. Jon and Kate Plus Hate

    I wonder how many girls grow up thinking that they can kick guys butts due to total crap like this? You would all do better learning that drop and shiver dance from Legally Blond than this crapitude girls.

  29. On another note, have I mentioned that I would still totally do her? Yep, right up the cornhole.

  30. Reading is Sexy

    Less fighting. More breast-jiggling.

  31. I know I’m not really keeping the focus on what’s important (i.e., breasts, sucking, etc.), but I’ve run it back three times and I can’t make it out … *what* does he say has been compromised that makes her go all grim-tumbly-hair-fu? My OCD thanks you in advance for the answer.

  32. GridLock

    If she was doing this to Sean Penn I might watch it.

  33. Anonymous

    So I guess the Avengers producers and the director are just completely ignoring that fact Natalia Romanova aka Black Widow is supposed to be Russian? Or it just SJ’s boobs can’t do an accent?

  34. jim

    She wins the Brest Actor award and NursePeopleMeet was her best movie yet!

  35. Kevin

    SHE DID A GREAT JOB, YOU SEXIST PRICK

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