Scarlett Johansson Busted Out The Prego-Boobs

March 14th, 2014 // 42 Comments
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You can really tell Marvel‘s been saying all the right words to Scarlett Johansson lately (Read: Solo Black Widow movie.) because here she is making with the prego-boobs at the Hollywood premiere of Captain America: The Winter Soldier last night after spending the day before not letting reporters ask about her pregnancy. And if you’re still somehow reading after prego-boobs, they also probably explain why Chris Evans isn’t into playing Cap anymore. Who wants to stare into their ex’s rapidly engorging breasts for weeks at a time? Fuck it, let Bucky do it which is exactly what’s happening because Sebastian Stan just signed a nine-picture deal. Also, Bucky bangs Black Widow in the comics which just seems dangerous considering, oh I dunno, he has a fucking robot arm.

“Oh, Natalia, how I’ve missed your bod- HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT I SQUISHED IT LIKE A TOMATO! MEDIC!”

Photos: Getty

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  1. Scarlett Johansson Pregnant Boobs Cleavage Captain America The Winter Soldier Premiere
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Gay

  2. Scarlett Johansson Pregnant Boobs Cleavage Captain America The Winter Soldier Premiere
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Take a long, long look fellas. Because that ass is never coming back, unless its being choked out by a pair of Spanx.

  3. Scarlett Johansson Pregnant Boobs Cleavage Captain America The Winter Soldier Premiere
    uncle ruckus
    Commented on this photo:

    Ya, she knows it

  4. Scarlett Johansson Pregnant Boobs Cleavage Captain America The Winter Soldier Premiere
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Smug? Yes.
    Deservedly so? Probably.

  5. I took one look at the headline and the expression on her face, and busted (sorry) out laughing.

    Nice way to kick off the weekend, Fish – thanks!

  6. Scarlett Johansson Pregnant Boobs Cleavage Captain America The Winter Soldier Premiere
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    Pretty proud of herself there.

    Can’t blame her, really – ‘being a while since she had anything this awesome to be proud about.

  7. Scarlett Johansson Pregnant Boobs Cleavage Captain America The Winter Soldier Premiere
    Max
    Commented on this photo:

    That girl is cuter than Scarlett.

  8. Dick Spit

    What boobs?

  9. Am I the only one whose boner gets a little soft when preggo is associated with the boobage?

    Not that I wouldn’t coat her fetus with semen.

  10. Scarlett Johansson Pregnant Boobs Cleavage Captain America The Winter Soldier Premiere
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    Good lord almighty…

    I’ll be honest with you – I wouldn’t know what to do with them if I got my hands on ‘em, but they sure are purty to look at.

  11. Scarlett Johansson Pregnant Boobs Cleavage Captain America The Winter Soldier Premiere
    fssdano
    Commented on this photo:

    That’ll be the right placement for those tassels after she pops out the kid!

  12. Scarlett Johansson Pregnant Boobs Cleavage Clark Gregg Captain America The Winter Soldier Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Clark: *don’t look, don’t look, don’t look*

  13. Nick Fury

    i’d hit it.

  14. Scarlett Johansson Pregnant Boobs Cleavage Clark Gregg Captain America The Winter Soldier Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Clark: *damn i looked*

  15. Jennyfurr

    So she has boob on top of her implants.

  16. Scarlett Johansson Pregnant Boobs Cleavage Clark Gregg Captain America The Winter Soldier Premiere
    Jennyfurr
    Commented on this photo:

    HAHAHA Remember when I used to fuck Sean Penn? HAHAHA Remember that? I have no standards….

  17. I call them Titan and Europa. Because they’re about to support life. Also because so many scientists would like to fire their rockets at them.

  18. Scarlett Johansson Pregnant Boobs Cleavage Captain America The Winter Soldier Premiere
    Mr. Fahrenheit
    Commented on this photo:

    Somewhere Ryan Reynolds just cupped his hands in the air and made slurping sounds, and he doesn’t even know why.

  19. The two Blessed Mighty Breasts of Spite, Titan and Uranus.

  20. Scarlett Johansson Pregnant Boobs Cleavage Clark Gregg Captain America The Winter Soldier Premiere
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    omg clark!!!- ur… ur alive??

  21. crb

    ‘MURRICAH!

  22. Scarlett Johansson Pregnant Boobs Cleavage Captain America The Winter Soldier Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll probably get downvoted to hell for this, but she is *not* a facially attractive woman. Her body is, 100% – I will grant you that. But that face … definitely overrated.

  23. Scarlett Johansson Pregnant Boobs Cleavage Captain America The Winter Soldier Premiere
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Early pregnancy looks really good on her. Damn.

  24. Scarlett Johansson Pregnant Boobs Cleavage Captain America The Winter Soldier Premiere
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    Wow. Those are amazing. This is the good part of pregnancy.

  25. …i stopped reading Cap when brubaker & epting took over (sorry, not a fan) …bucky fucked natasha??? jesus…she’s the lindsay lohan of the marvel universe…

  26. Scarlett Johansson Pregnant Boobs Cleavage Kevin Feige Captain America The Winter Soldier Premiere
    DumpsDailyDump
    Commented on this photo:

    perfect framing on the picture with Hooters in background :)

  27. Scarlett Johansson Pregnant Boobs Cleavage Captain America The Winter Soldier Premiere
    colt13
    Commented on this photo:

    Why do I want to buy a sodastream now?

  28. john

    sooooooooo fake boobs. look terrible.

  29. Scarlett Johansson Pregnant Boobs Cleavage Captain America The Winter Soldier Premiere
    john
    Commented on this photo:

    and her face in some photos looks odd and old with some strange lines. who knows what she has done to it too.

  30. I love pregos, those boobs damn!

  31. Scarlett Johansson Pregnant Boobs Cleavage Captain America The Winter Soldier Premiere
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    Dude is doing it all wrong!

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    Dr Who
    Commented on this photo:

    for the love of all that is holy…no, scarlett, no!
    gotta mast-a-bate myself blind now!

  33. Scarlett Johansson Pregnant Boobs Cleavage Clark Gregg Captain America The Winter Soldier Premiere
    Dr Who
    Commented on this photo:

    Coulson-YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!

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