Scarlett Johansson Busted Out The Prego-Boobs

By: The Superficial / March 14, 2014

You can really tell Marvel’s been saying all the right words to Scarlett Johansson lately (Read: Solo Black Widow movie.) because here she is making with the prego-boobs at the Hollywood premiere of Captain America: The Winter Soldier last night after spending the day before not letting reporters ask about her pregnancy. And if you’re still somehow reading after prego-boobs, they also probably explain why Chris Evans isn’t into playing Cap anymore. Who wants to stare into their ex’s rapidly engorging breasts for weeks at a time? Fuck it, let Bucky do it which is exactly what’s happening because Sebastian Stan just signed a nine-picture deal. Also, Bucky bangs Black Widow in the comics which just seems dangerous considering, oh I dunno, he has a fucking robot arm.

“Oh, Natalia, how I’ve missed your bod- HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT I SQUISHED IT LIKE A TOMATO! MEDIC!”

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