With The Avengers already receiving strong advance reviews, Disney marketing has apparently let Scarlett Johansson, the movie’s almost sole sex appeal, say whatever the hell she wants because here she is telling FOX411 that she can’t stop eating chicken wings and will probably look pregnant again any minute now:
“Oh my good [I am obsessed] with buffalo chicken wings, I am addicted to them,” Johansson told FOX411’s Pop Tarts column. “You will have to roll me down the red carpet next time you see me.”
Johansson’s new-found food of choice comes on the heels of the super strict diet and workout regime she followed to be able to slip into a skin-tight “Black Widow” suit for the highly anticipated Marvel Comics blockbuster.
“You have to eat a really clean diet, a lot of kale and salmon. Basically you get all your nutrients and then training like crazy,” she explained.
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And for the record, even as Johansson walked away, we heard her chatting about those tasty buffalo wings.
“I can’t stop eating them,” she whispered to her publicist. “I just can’t get enough.”
If none of this is making any sense, let me point out that Scarlett Johansson has an unhealthy obsession with Barack Obama and is clearly a racist because she thought talk of chicken wings and fat asses would lure him in. Her purse was probably stuffed with food stamps and watermelon, that’s how horrible Scarlett Johansson is and not me who’s simply reporting the facts I made up using offensive stereotypes. Stop the hate, woman!
Photos: Getty, Splash News
An excellent advertisement for eating kale & salmon, training like crazy, and staying the fuck away from gnarled old actors who dump a woman after satisfying their curiosity about what she looks like naked.
Lay off the wings…they’ll only bring on the baby bump speculations.
Scarlet, are you out there? Check out my documentary about Buffalo wings!
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1377919912/the-great-chicken-wing-hunt
Strange segue there. Very strange. Did all the celebs take the day off, or what?
I’m making a trail of wings to my balls right now…
and when you wake up to find Sean Penn licking the hot sauce off your nutsack, don’t say you we didn’t warn you!
Scarlett Johansson is the name Jessica Simpson uses when calling in her Chili’s pickup order.
I LOVE buffalo wings too! and I am not FAT! But then again I rarely eat them!
don’t worry crissy…i eat hot wings about 5-7 times per month & i still weigh around 105. dig in!!
Crissy, just admit you’re a cow… we’re all friends here.
Somewhere in the world, Sean Penn reads this, looks down at his legs, then yells at his personal trainer.
So, basically, Jessica Simpson is blazing the career path that ScarJo will end up on just as Lindsay Lohan is doing for Amanda Bynes.
In the background there’s always a guy wondering, “Why does she smell like hot sauce and ranch dressing?”
I bet she smells like Marlboros and Arpege and Juicy Fruit and body odor.
You forgot Sean Penn’s scrotum; she smells like that also.
She’s entering her between-film “not as hot” stage. Let’s enjoy her before she gets chubby and we have to wait until her next physically demanding role requires her to get back into shape. In a way she’s sort of the female Leo DiCaprio.
Spot on apart from the part where he can act and bangs one hot bitch after another where she can’t act and humps sad old has beens.
Other than her tits, why is this woman considered hot? Her face has coarse features and she’s boring as hell.
I lost you at “Other than”
How is this news ?
Everyone knows chicken wings are delicious.
Wow an entire day without a Kartrashian post. My faith in Fish has been restored!
… until KK showed up in The Crap we Missed. Dammit!
Tell ya what ScarJo, you can eat all my wings and I’ll suck on both of your breasts
She is Defective
actually, your buddies mom is a hooker
And a damn fine one at that.
Only men would say that she is the movie’s sole sex appeal.
I’m amazed by how much she and I have in common.
u were fantastic last nite urself scarlett. ;)
This is the sort of crap stars will say for the sole reason of trying to get people to say ‘wow, how can she eat wings all the time and stay so THIN and HOT?”
Fishing fishing fishing.
Who said she was thin or hot?! I want names.
Is “chicken wings” a euphemism for old men?
So basically her policy is to stuff her face with buffalo wings when she doesn’t have to be on camera and only work out when a role requires her to be hot? Nice idea, let’s see how long your body can keep up with that shit.
There are lots of foods I can’t get enough of, I don’t gorge myself on them. Even when they’re readily available. It’s called restraint, try exercising some.
Be sure to feed the pigeons in St. Mark’s sqraue! So much fun! Just be sure to wear something you don’t mind getting dirty (or that can be wiped off easily), and bring some baby wipes or something
Let’s hope these are famous last words just before her so called career implodes under the weight of her ass.
Wow all you people are being hater.