Scarlett Johansson: ‘I’m Addicted To Chicken Wings’

April 23rd, 2012 // 35 Comments
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With The Avengers already receiving strong advance reviews, Disney marketing has apparently let Scarlett Johansson, the movie’s almost sole sex appeal, say whatever the hell she wants because here she is telling FOX411 that she can’t stop eating chicken wings and will probably look pregnant again any minute now:

“Oh my good [I am obsessed] with buffalo chicken wings, I am addicted to them,” Johansson told FOX411’s Pop Tarts column. “You will have to roll me down the red carpet next time you see me.”
Johansson’s new-found food of choice comes on the heels of the super strict diet and workout regime she followed to be able to slip into a skin-tight “Black Widow” suit for the highly anticipated Marvel Comics blockbuster.
“You have to eat a really clean diet, a lot of kale and salmon. Basically you get all your nutrients and then training like crazy,” she explained.

And for the record, even as Johansson walked away, we heard her chatting about those tasty buffalo wings.
“I can’t stop eating them,” she whispered to her publicist. “I just can’t get enough.”

If none of this is making any sense, let me point out that Scarlett Johansson has an unhealthy obsession with Barack Obama and is clearly a racist because she thought talk of chicken wings and fat asses would lure him in. Her purse was probably stuffed with food stamps and watermelon, that’s how horrible Scarlett Johansson is and not me who’s simply reporting the facts I made up using offensive stereotypes. Stop the hate, woman!

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Scarlett Johansson Avengers
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    An excellent advertisement for eating kale & salmon, training like crazy, and staying the fuck away from gnarled old actors who dump a woman after satisfying their curiosity about what she looks like naked.
    Lay off the wings…they’ll only bring on the baby bump speculations.

  2. Strange segue there. Very strange. Did all the celebs take the day off, or what?

  3. I’m making a trail of wings to my balls right now…

    • Schmidtler

      and when you wake up to find Sean Penn licking the hot sauce off your nutsack, don’t say you we didn’t warn you!

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Scarlett Johansson is the name Jessica Simpson uses when calling in her Chili’s pickup order.

  5. Crissy

    I LOVE buffalo wings too! and I am not FAT! But then again I rarely eat them!

  6. Frank Burns

    Somewhere in the world, Sean Penn reads this, looks down at his legs, then yells at his personal trainer.

  7. So, basically, Jessica Simpson is blazing the career path that ScarJo will end up on just as Lindsay Lohan is doing for Amanda Bynes.

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    Jonas Grumby
    Commented on this photo:

    In the background there’s always a guy wondering, “Why does she smell like hot sauce and ranch dressing?”

  9. Jimmy

    She’s entering her between-film “not as hot” stage. Let’s enjoy her before she gets chubby and we have to wait until her next physically demanding role requires her to get back into shape. In a way she’s sort of the female Leo DiCaprio.

    • Donald Duck

      Spot on apart from the part where he can act and bangs one hot bitch after another where she can’t act and humps sad old has beens.

  10. Dramatic Puddle

    Other than her tits, why is this woman considered hot? Her face has coarse features and she’s boring as hell.

  11. DeucePickle

    How is this news ?
    Everyone knows chicken wings are delicious.

  12. FDrBn

    Wow an entire day without a Kartrashian post. My faith in Fish has been restored!

  13. Tell ya what ScarJo, you can eat all my wings and I’ll suck on both of your breasts

  14. SeeAlice

    She is Defective

  15. uknoq

    actually, your buddies mom is a hooker

  16. D-chi

    Only men would say that she is the movie’s sole sex appeal.

  17. I’m amazed by how much she and I have in common.

  18. chicken wings

    u were fantastic last nite urself scarlett. ;)

  19. This is the sort of crap stars will say for the sole reason of trying to get people to say ‘wow, how can she eat wings all the time and stay so THIN and HOT?”

    Fishing fishing fishing.

  20. Burt

    Is “chicken wings” a euphemism for old men?

  21. So basically her policy is to stuff her face with buffalo wings when she doesn’t have to be on camera and only work out when a role requires her to be hot? Nice idea, let’s see how long your body can keep up with that shit.

    There are lots of foods I can’t get enough of, I don’t gorge myself on them. Even when they’re readily available. It’s called restraint, try exercising some.

    • Blessings

      Be sure to feed the pigeons in St. Mark’s sqraue! So much fun! Just be sure to wear something you don’t mind getting dirty (or that can be wiped off easily), and bring some baby wipes or something

  22. Visible Ink

    Let’s hope these are famous last words just before her so called career implodes under the weight of her ass.

  23. Elliott

    Wow all you people are being hater.

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