Remember the other day when Scarlett Johansson defended Woody Allen?
Yeah, me neither. *slaps face against monitor* (Hold my calls.)
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I never thought I’d say this, but I fully endorse her being pregnant at all times. That dude she’s marrying better have some Duggar strength sperm, so I can keep staring at his wife’s huge tits.
I’ll let Ken Cosgrove do my talking for me:
Now Black Widow can use her giant breasts as a weapon like her hair in the Avengers. Except, this won’t look ridiculous or at least I won’t care.
She’ll be perfect once her left boob catches up with her right boob
That’s gonna be a well fed child.
You’re overthinking this.
I like big boobies
Is this a new model blow up doll?
She always has that vacant look on her face.
Isn’t she supposed to be pregnant? She doesn’t look pregnant.
Even she is surprised at how big they’re getting.
By the time she hits 9 months, she’s going to be able to tit-slap Christina Hendricks and LoLo Ferrari with one tit tied behind her back.
She’s supposed to be 5 months pregnant! Where’s that baby? In her boobs?
I wouldn’t be surprised if this is a bit of ‘hide the new implants in the pregnancy fat’. Everyone knows they will get bigger, so it’s easy to go up while starting to show, and then when you keep them after losing the baby weight, you are left bigger and can claim it to be all from the baby.
Wow the vacant look and mouth of a blow up doll, now that’s what I’d expect of someone like her.
she’s going after Christina’s spot
The tittening! Hendricks and Dennings can now perceive her nearby presence just before they battle to the death.
Her ass looks like it’s trying to keep up with her tits. That’s OK as long as they stay together. The ass should not superseded the tits, but there is a limit before things become cartoonish. See Stodden and Coco.
Damn somebody should like lift up her skirt cause damn that ass is good and those tits are big
This is what happens when you have pretty big implants underneath your actual tits and then get knocked up. Titpocalypse.
“I imagined that when I became a princess they would stop at a J cup” *sweats*
they look fake there – well, at least one of them does
Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Are Getting Larger By The Minute
At last! Finally there will be enough for me!
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