“Wait, why did you just smile like that and give a thumbs up- Aw, goddammit.”
Here’s Scarlett Johansson in Italy today where you’ll notice she’s with a different boyfriend than the one she was with in all those cellulite pics. Not that I’m suggesting the two are related. The cellulite, and him leaving her. Furthest thought from my mind. In fact, a lot of people resort to hiring a middle-aged gigolo as a travel companion all the time even though those bitches never have a passport. What if
we ScarJo and this guy need to get to a non-extradition country right away? That shit happens. To other people.