Scarlett Johansson In A Bikini Has A New Boyfriend

July 9th, 2012 // 106 Comments

“Wait, why did you just smile like that and give a thumbs up- Aw, goddammit.”

Here’s Scarlett Johansson in Italy today where you’ll notice she’s with a different boyfriend than the one she was with in all those cellulite pics. Not that I’m suggesting the two are related. The cellulite, and him leaving her. Furthest thought from my mind. In fact, a lot of people resort to hiring a middle-aged gigolo as a travel companion all the time even though those bitches never have a passport. What if we ScarJo and this guy need to get to a non-extradition country right away? That shit happens. To other people.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily

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  1. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Mystery Man Yacht Taormina Italy
    poopsy
    Commented on this photo:

    Mooooooooooobs

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    Damn, that’s a nice piece of ass you’ve got there, 1991 Charlie Sheen.

  3. @ShitJRoganSays

    She’s hassling the Hoff.

  4. Smapdi

    I’ll take the one in the red, the one without Spicoli dust still clinging to her.

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    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    On a boat with Scarlet Johansson and her hot friend, with a young waitress on board too. If he’s anything like me, his alarm will go off any second and he’ll wake up cursing.

  6. pwn

    Scarlett is still the best piece of ass in Hollywood.

  7. imho

    always bordering on fat ass

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    vgrly
    Commented on this photo:

    I enjoy this position as well.

  9. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Mystery Man Yacht Taormina Italy
    BradPitt'sAss
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    This doesn’t look like Scarlett Johansson. Her boobs are far too small.

  10. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Mystery Man Yacht Taormina Italy
    wojtabela
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Lou Farrigno?

  11. Highly overrated!

  12. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Mystery Man Yacht Taormina Italy
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    what happened to those super boobs she used to have ?

  13. She’s dating the Average Homeboy?

  14. Dan Quayle

    Buttered potatoe

  15. ER

    Scarlett for the win. Show them crackwhores what a woman’s supposed to look like.

    • Schmidtler

      a woman is supposed to look like a fat cow now? who are you, an official spokesperson for Old Country Buffets?

  16. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Mystery Man Yacht Taormina Italy
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    Charlie Sheen is still winning.

  17. I’d love to bang her right there on the boat, roll over and have a shot at the one in the red bikini, then tell Pretty Boy, “Stop your grinnin’, Buster. You’re next!”

    • I’ll bang Scarlett till I pass out. The one in red will have to wait for another day. The gay trolls and jealous twats can have the dude all to themselves.:)

  18. soros

    Scarlett = Perfection.

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    tra-la-la
    Commented on this photo:

    Is he trying to out-boob her?

  20. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Mystery Man Yacht Taormina Italy
    tra-la-la
    Commented on this photo:

    Those aren’t moobs. They’re mits.

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    Sheppy
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    Def take the one in pink.

  22. Jolie

    she hasn’t been hot in a long time and weight has nothing to do with it
    Its more like she lost something and I can’t explain it, or maybe I just got sick of her

  23. SeeAlice

    She is a chunky monkey . Very Average .

  24. BrandiLye

    Is Scarlett in the Yacht Club now, too?

  25. Joaquin ingles

    Tony’s got a lot of aliases today.

  26. ScarJo has a new boyfriend every five minutes because liberals are holebags. Hump, pump & dump.

  27. Burt

    She sure likes men who are old enough to be her father. Daddy issues, maybe?

  28. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Mystery Man Yacht Taormina Italy
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like she’s been on a bacon-respirator. WTF, Johansson?!?

    • SK

      Your idea of fitness is about as assbackward as your sexuality.

      • Burt

        And you don’t seem to know what it is to be fit.

      • mk88

        No, fool. It’s your stupid ass that doesn’t. Women like Scarlett are well within their normal BMI and in much better health than those starving women who need to gain 30 lbs just to reach their lowest BMI number.

        Overweight, normal and underweight all have specific medical definitions and you don’t get to redefine them just to suit your fetish for crackwhores. Tell any health professional that you think a girl like this is less healthy than an emaciated skeletal model and they’ll laugh at you.

      • It was proven long ago that using “body mass index” as a representative of one’s fitness level is complete HORSE SHIT. My BMI is well over the acceptable range because I am 6’2″ and 235 lbs, yet, I have a 6-pack. The fact of the matter is – it is LITERALLY her job to LOOK GOOD. She shouldn’t be a stick, she should get into the God damned gym. That’s all I’m sayin’. Douche.

      • Both you and Tony can suck my dick

        Except your stupid ass does not decide what “looks good” for everyone. What looks good to you looks like a starving tranny to me and most other dudes I know. And you’re too dumb to realize your point about BMI actually helps my argument. BMI overestimates obesity in muscular people, not the other way around. And it’s used by NIH and WHO as we speak, so it has far more credibility compared to what some clown thinks on the internet.

        Keep jerking off to those 9-year-old boys… just don’t pretend you understand or even give a crap about health and fitness.

      • Burt

        Normal BMI? LOL. For whom? For overweight Americans?

        BMI is not a good indicator of cardiovascular health. As a matter of fact, it means nothing for those of us who are fit and healthy. For example, I’m supposedly 40lbs overweight according to my BMI, but that’s just muscle mass. I actually have a low but health body fat ratio. Moreover, my wife was an internationally ranked speed skater, and yet she’s supposedly underweight. So, yeah. Whatever. BMI. LOL.

        Keep on stuffing your face with Cheetos instead of working out. After all, your BMI is normal.

      • Both you and Tony can suck my dick

        What we’re talking about is whether the girl is “fat” or in a healthy weight range. Never mind that those crackwhore models would break in half if they tried to do a squat or would die if they tried to run a mile after starving for half the day.:)

        BMI does get used by the NIH and WHO as a reliable indicator of weight, so you and the rest of the crackwhore fetishists can lick my balls.

        There is not a single sane standard (BMI or otherwise) that would consider Scarlett overweight. The only one that does is the assbackward one used by gay fashion designers and closet homos like yourself who parrot fitness terms to pretend they like normal women. It ain’t working dude. Go back to jerking off to your neighbor’s kids.

      • Burt

        “Both you and Tony can suck my dick ”

        And to think I thought you were just a tubby chaser.

      • Both you and Tony can suck my dick

        Creeps like you are just the opposite side of the same coin as chubby chasers. You just prefer the other extreme of ugly.

  29. El Jefe

    She is still yummy.

    • VeganGirlsTasteBetter

      only cause she smells like bacon. that’s all she’s been eating lately

      • VeganGirlsWereMolested

        Don’t kid yourself you sad pig. You and all other molested bulimics like yourself look like a goat next to Scarlett.

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    Peeing Gin
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude, it’s Huey Effing Lewis on a boat with Scarlett Joha.

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    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘With hair so wavy, and lips so thin,
    more than white women, I hate white men.’

    - Tyrone Greene

  32. FanGirl

    It could be worst. She could look like Ke$ha.

    “Always look on the bright side”

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    flimflam
    Commented on this photo:

    The not famous friend is always so much hotter.

  34. JR

    I think she still looks pretty good. I’d bang her and release my seed on her breasts.

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    Colin
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    “This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.”

  36. Brooke

    I got on to see if anyone else thought her boob fat melted into her gut, and there’s some ScarJo megafan making multiple aliases trying to defend her. That’s been even more fun to read, but now I’m trying to figure out who the hell this Tony guy is.

    And to save the fan the trouble, yes, I am probably larger than ScarJo and I make a lot less annually than she does. Doesn’t mean I’m jealous, it just means I have nothing better to do on my breaks than read gossip until I can go home and have sex with my husband’s non-geriatric penis.

    • Both you and Tony can suck my dick

      Being a fat pig who admits to having nothing better to do than troll much better looking bitches on gossip sites doesn’t mean you aren’t jealous. It just means you’re jealous and a complete loser.:)

      But at least you do admit you look like a dog compared to the women you bash. I guess that counts for something.

      • Schmidtler

        There’s a million better looking, younger aspiring actresses in Hollywood right now, and more coming in every day, and pretty much all of them have acting skills at least on par with washed up old butterface ScarJo. As far as her being fat, she is fat, and that’s a fact. When your gut hangs over your bikini, and the flab pours out over the straps, that’s fat, and that’s that. If she hadn’t banged Woody the crypt keeper Allen when she was 17 years old, she wouldn’t have a career anywhere outside the food court at the mall.

      • Well done, sir. Well done.

      • Both you and Tony can suck my dick

        No, it’s not a “fact” you dumb shit. “Fat” is not a term you and other homos get to define just to suit your crackwhore fetish. There is not a single medical standard by which this girl would be considered overweight let alone fat and she’s far healthier than those bulimics you and gay fashion designers find attractive.

        You wanna jerk off to starved crackheads that look like little boys? Own it and be honest about it. Stop pretending to be fitness experts:) cuz it sure as fuck ain’t working.

      • someone

        Damn Tony you really troll hard. You’re trying way too hard to make fat happen. I think it would be easier if you just hit the gym and maybe then you’ll get a boyfriend.
        Tony aka fat angry woman

      • Becci

        I never really comment here but you’re obviously some fat chick who is way too sensitive about your weight. You also have a ton of accounts here and are making a billion comments and thumbing yourself up. I assume it’s because you don’t have a life, but that’s probably just because you can’t fit out of your door. Lose some weight and stfu!

        Love, a 5’8 130lb pretty girl who sees how fat Scarlett is

  37. Kieron

    I’d tongue SJ’s every orifice. That’s all.

  38. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Mystery Man Yacht Taormina Italy
    Hobo Wine
    Commented on this photo:

    Going elbow deep will get that reaction

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    AttackCat
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re no Alba.

  40. She looks very sexy. Yummy.

  41. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Is he going to shoot her in the hand too?

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    baloo
    Commented on this photo:

    why does he have bresteses?

  43. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Mystery Man Yacht Taormina Italy
    Julie
    Commented on this photo:

    Never pinned her as one of Charlie Sheen’s angels, guess you learn something new every day!

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