More Bikini Pics of Scarlett Johansson’s Cellulite

February 12th, 2012 // 219 Comments

Before we buffet you in the face with 8,000 pics from the Grammys, pre-Grammys, pre-Grammy’s brunch, the BAFTAs, Whitney Houston’s death, the pre-Whitney Houston’s death brunch and the five million other things that happened this weekend, here’s a new set of pics from Scarlett Johansson‘s day at the beach in case you missed how much cellulite she has now. And for the record, I’m neither criticizing nor condoning the presence of said cellulite. My penis and I shall remain neutral on the matter mostly because I’m pretty sure at some point I’m going to have to decide whether to keep having sex with Scarlett Johansson or take my chances finally finding someone whose shirts don’t make them look pregnant all the time. Call it a hunch.

Photos: Fame/Flynet

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  1. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Commented on this photo:

    IBitches I hope you know, I wont stop till I hit that Ho, baby come say hello and get your drunk ass over here lets bone

    Bitches I hope you know, I wont stop till I hit that Ho, Shorty come say hello and get your drunk ass over here lets bone

  2. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    MissSwan
    Commented on this photo:

    I remember this from ‘Lost in Translation’

    • Nomie

      That was a ridiculous movie. What was it even about? And the panty shot? Really cheap move. Oh we’ve never seen a woman’s ass before! Whoo special! This chick is the holy grail of hot. Stfu. It’s absurd.

  3. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Kelley
    Commented on this photo:

    Leave her alone…She’s human and is beautiful! Who cares if she’s not as perfect as airbrushed photos can make her appear to be!

    • Skeets

      Kelley….how about you, Ms. Johansson, and I form a sandwich together and talk about our feelings through vigorous sessions of working out.

  4. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t get it ! She doesn’t look good for a so called MOVIE STAR and more importantly IS NOT A GREAT ACTRESS! She looks fine for an average looking woman her age (like MILLIONS of other women), but NOT for AN ACTRESS that GETS PAIDED MILLIONS!

    • lillaliket

      AND THIS MAKES YOU SUPER ANGRY

      • Johnny Cage

        I don’t get mad you guys, I get horny. So yes I’d like to see more of her, preferably standing next to me.

      • anonymous

        I wasn’t being angry. I used caps on some words to EMPHASIS certain words. To express my opinion (which I have a right to express). You, on the other hand used ALL CAPS which is considered SHOUTING!!! I didn’t say anything WRONG or IGNORANT! So are you ANGRY or JUST IGNORANT?

      • sukusha

        Who’s angry with all the caps?

    • JN

      “PAIDED”?? Really???

    • Ari

      Actresses ARE normal, what kind of idiot do you have to be to even think that she HAS to look better than the rest of us just because she is a an actress?

      • Jynx

        Because that what she gets paid for?

      • Annie

        She gets paid for acting, not being a supermodel. It’s not like all actors are good looking, what kind of boring movies would we have then?
        Isn’t acting suppose to be “real life” but on a movie-screen? Afaik not all people are good looking in real life.

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    Jerry
    Commented on this photo:

    Shocking! She’s young and pretty but fat and out of shape.
    She needs to diet and workout,, maybe talk to Jennifer
    Aniston. Rich and lazy. I’m really disappointed.

    • slyfox

      cellulite is more common in skinny girls than in fat girls . cellulite is a very complicated delema that doesn’t really have anything to do with fat. Cellulite was not common 50 years ago. Cellulite is caused by poor circulation, toxins, lotions, makeup, flouride, hormone inbalances …etc.. Proper nuitrition, hiking, messages, getting hormones balanced is key to cellulite reduction. Most creams make it worse. Women of ALL AGES are having this problem and are told they can’t do anything about it..sense it is too complicated for doctors to understand so they think it must just be genetic right? lol

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    Earl
    Commented on this photo:

    She is gonna be rough looking in a decade or so, I dont get the hype. She aint that attractive!

  7. ell

    Hey. Guess what you stupid, misogynist fucks? Cellulite happens. Even to supermodels. It’s part of aging. We don’t comment on your ass/back/nose hair, your small peens, fupas, saggy ass cheekks, etc. It’s laughable that you assholes could come up with a way to take a gorgeous, desirable actress, that most of you probably fap to anyway, down a peg.

    Grow up. Deal with it.

    • Girl

      Agree!!! Also, the like someone else said here, the sun is right over her, plus there’ the reflections from the sand and water, plus the photo is super sharp and clear. Even someone with a really athletic body would appear to be extra cellulite-y in these circumstances! (And yes, even athletes can have cellulite- it’s just the way that the body stores fat in particular areas of the body, especially in females.) I would seriously love to see pics of the guys writing comments on here bashing Scarlett, standing on the beach in their swim trunks and criticize them!

  8. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    JN
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a gorgeous ass!

    • anonymous

      JN and Ari: Uh, thanks for pointing out my typo JN, that’s PAID. No offense but who PAID YOU for your one sentence? Oh that’s right, NOBODY! You don’t get payed. Ari, yep, she would stick her nose up at all of you so fast and laugh in your face. WHY, because she is a movie star that gets payed millions and YOU ARE NOT. (that’s THE DIFFERENCE between HER and ALL OF YOU). So keep KISSING ASS, EVERYONE…… still don’t get it? Than you are naive !!!!!!!!

    • poop

      I think you mean paid not payed…

  9. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    ouch
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL cellulite or not.. shes still hotter than any hollywood skinny whore..

  10. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Ignatius718
    Commented on this photo:

    May I say ” Ha hah!” and
    “God bless you Nelson Muntz!”

  11. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    She so pretty
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a beautiful, healthy human being. Congrats, Scarlett! And why is this newsworthy? Because most men list her as their celebrity crush – at least, the men I’ve asked who they’re attracted to – and she’s NOT anorexic! She’s famous and lusted after and curvy and healthy! And the cellulite is womanly and perfectly normal. If you think otherwise, you’ve probably not been intimate with a woman enough times to notice; therefore, get off the computer you lazy hypocritical slob.

  12. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Gabriela
    Commented on this photo:

    I agree, she is stunning. Great legs, great skin. Come on, who cares about a little cellulite? I should be so lucky and have a body like that, I’ll gladly take the cellulite.

  13. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Pasquale
    Commented on this photo:

    There are many vatmiins on the market, however this one really works. I’ve tried many that make you drowsy but I haven’t experienced it yet with this one. You body needs this nutrition, there is no need to not give your body what it needs.

  14. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
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    i think i could look by the cellulite if i got a chance of licking her vag

  15. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    curiosity
    Commented on this photo:

    So what? It’s genes. She’s sexy anyway!

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    Justin Bieber
    Commented on this photo:

    I would love to spread my love sauce all over that fat ass

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    Dany.
    Commented on this photo:

    Personally, i don’t care. She may have cellulite, but it is still a beautiful woman! and for me, one of the most beautiful women!

  18. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Dany.
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s not her fault, and it’s not disgusting

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    EDJIE
    Commented on this photo:

    it was the water reflection of the light in a rippled way remove it and what a fine ass bro

  20. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    ds78
    Commented on this photo:

    I still think she has a great figure. Her face, never a fan.

  21. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Skeets
    Commented on this photo:

    We should be blessed with more pictures of the royal hotness laying next to the delta bravo in the green hat.

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    vgirly
    Commented on this photo:

    This just made me feel so much better. I’ve had 2 kids and my ass looks better than that.

  23. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    me
    Commented on this photo:

    I dont see why we have to hold everyone to such impossible standards. This is why we have so many eating disorders and self esteem problems forming in young girls

  24. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Enonumus
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve already commented on a couple of the other photos SJ photos TMZ has posted that make it look like she has a hardcore case of cottage cheese thighs. I’ve been using Photoshop professionally since 1996 (Version 3), and I can tell you unequivocally that all the pictures that show the back side of her thighs have had a Photoshop filter applied to those areas to drastically enhance the appearance of the cellulite.

    The side effect of using such a filter is that it darkens that area overall, but brightens the defects within that section to make them MUCH more defined, and you can use any strength you want. Because the filter darkens the overall area where it’s applied, you can compare it to the rest of the picture and see if the lighting is the same across the board if the sun is hitting those areas equally. It’s much easier to see and compare if you look at the area in question, and tilt your monitor back (if it’s LCD, and especially if it’s a laptop) increase the visible contrast.

    This picture isn’t the worst of them, or the easiest to point out the differences in lighting, but it’s obvious to me and if you look at some of the other cottage cheese pictures where I’ve illustrated how it’s done, it’ll be obvious to everyone else too. Sad and pathetic that tabloids and/or the paps that sell them the pictures have to use these tricks to tear people down, or in some cases build them up. Photoshop tricks and filters work both ways, and are used both ways every day by these people to project whatever message or them they want.

    In short, she DOES have SOME cellulite, and I doubt that any was actually added to these pics (although it’s possible), but if you saw the original pics or saw her body in real life, it wouldn’t look anywhere NEAR as bad as it appears in these modified pictures.

  25. Nomie

    She doesn’t look pretty to me. Amber Heard looks like someone who would turn your head walking down the street, but Scarjo doesn’t look good unless she’s made up or photoshopped, and she has saggy boobs. I wish she would take some serious roles. The onl things she’s good at playing is quiet highbrow girl/ or Jewish lady.

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    okuncut
    Commented on this photo:

    CELLULITE THATS RUDE WHAT AN ASSHOLE EVERONE HAS CELLULITE THIS GIRL IS TONE AND DONT SEE THE PERSON WHO SAID THAT IN A BIKNI SO stfu

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    FreeJena
    Commented on this photo:

    Um, have you actually SEEN real cellulite? Man, what a hater.

  28. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    ash
    Commented on this photo:

    really bad legs , un tight flesh, do not like such body

  29. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Commented on this photo:

    I wquld love to bend her over a desk and take her from behind, watching her writhe and moan while I did her

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    Terry
    Commented on this photo:

    I would eat that ass for days!!!!!
    I love woman with imperfections. She is just fucking buitiful and talented. Time to get the toilet paper out…

  31. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Skeeter
    Commented on this photo:

    So many things I’d like to do with Scarlett… lick her asshole, eat her vag, motorboat and suck on her tits, pound her vag and asshole and put my penis in her mouth. If only I were rich.

  32. Beto

    What are you talking about, this woman is gourgeous, sexy curvy body, ALL WOMEN have cellulite you dipshits.

    Scarlett is very beautiful, even if she gains extra 10kg she would still look amazing.

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