Before we buffet you in the face with 8,000 pics from the Grammys, pre-Grammys, pre-Grammy’s brunch, the BAFTAs, Whitney Houston’s death, the pre-Whitney Houston’s death brunch and the five million other things that happened this weekend, here’s a new set of pics from Scarlett Johansson‘s day at the beach in case you missed how much cellulite she has now. And for the record, I’m neither criticizing nor condoning the presence of said cellulite. My penis and I shall remain neutral on the matter mostly because I’m pretty sure at some point I’m going to have to decide whether to keep having sex with Scarlett Johansson or take my chances finally finding someone whose shirts don’t make them look pregnant all the time. Call it a hunch.
Photos: Fame/Flynet
Sorry, I’d rather fuck a woman happy with her body and confident enough to walk around in public in a bikini than someone like Angelina Jolie. Not that Angelina Jolie is a bad person but she traveled a different road. You can tell Scarlett isn’t working out 9 hours a day, which can severely damage your body if you don’t know what you’re doing.
Scarlett’s body will look awesome way into her 60′s because she isn’t abusing it now. I think she’s smarter than all of em. Madonna was running circles around Manhattan, look at her now.
She isn’t abusing her body now? Did you miss the post above about her chain smoking?
It’s just cloves
she has a big fat cheesecake ass, was letting Sean Penn fuck her, and she’s banged Woody Allen – and you say working out could damage her body? it’s already ruined, baby!
Let’s have kids. You be the mommy and I’ll be the ever excited father.
All this stars? No one walk, no one take that Cykle… Amerika? Hell for me/ On my Cykle seens 1958.. Better leggs than her!!!
Truer words were never spoken.
Truer words about truer words have, indeed, never been uttered before.
I’ll bet anything she doesn’t know theres cellulite back there.
she looks lovely :)
I have to agree with the Dr. on this…….
So Scarlett smokes, has cellulite, and another ugly boyfriend.
The guys all still want to eat that pale jiggly ass. Youth and blondeness and being a movie star make up for a lot of negatives.
No CD, we just have a lot of hard up dudes in this world.
Fuck. I cannot be bothered with sand crabs today. I’m just going to put my hat on and chill.Somebody sang another somebody done somebody wrong song, but the feelings gone La la la, got my hat on the beach. Are you still texting?
Uh huh, yes Texas. Texas for the mother fucking win honey.
I swear, this is sand crab central. Why do I have to go all the way back anyway? We already put all of our stuff down over there. This is the last time I volunteer. Stupid sand crab.
I just read all your comments. Awesome.
Oh ho, look at the wave. That’s an entire wave of water you could be filling up this water bottle with. We could just sit here and drink all that water right from that one wave.
If I had that chair I couldn’t really enjoy laying flat like this. Those chairs aren’t designed to tan the bun side of your body. Got my elbows ALL in the sand.
Can you walk me past the sand crabs real fast? They know you, they wont attack me if they see you.
I don’t understand you’re just going over to the other blanket, why do you need an escort?
Holy fuck you’re annoying
So now you’re going to tan your cheeks? We can’t both do it, someone might think we are together. I’ll just go sideways.
Oh we’re out of peanut butter. Hun, would you be an angel and go get more peanut butter spray?
Better get a head-start for this one. I can see the sand crabs have fortified their defenses.
We can fake them out.
What do you mean?
Well I can get up and pretend to be going with you, then maybe the sand crabs will retreat a ways.
I don’t understand.
If they see two of us coming they wont be as ambitious.
You’re not coming with me?
No, I’ll pretend to go with you to give you a chance against the sand crabs.
Oh boy here we go, all the way back to the peanut butter vending machine
Yeah the two of us are going to squish anything down by our toes
Yeah, smearing, oh yeah smearing the last of the… peanut butter. All over my arms. Sand crabs.
This is why the lamps in the bedroom have switches. Deal with it.
Put some of your face, this stuff is magical.
Mmm yes it’s the very essence of peanut and butter, you can’t get a better mixture in the UK
Oh they are retreating! I think it worked!
Screw it, I’ll change direction. The sand crabs will be confused as all hell when they see me coming.
Let’s ask that man if he can help us get passed the sand crabs.
How would he be able to help?
Maybe he has some man thing.
Man thing?
You know, maybe he has a way to protect women from wild animals.
Sand crabs aren’t wild animals.
You know what I mean, he’s a man can beat them away with his club.
With his club? How much peanut butter did you have?
You know what? I’m tired.
I’ve been laying out here for four hours now, still white as casper the ghost.
You go girl.
More powerful than the sun.
Don’t forget your hat.
You’re never going to beat Alec Baldwin at words with friends.
Oh that’s what he thinks.
But when the wrong antidote is like a bulge on the throat you run for cover in the heat
Oh work it girl
Why don’t they do what they say say what the mean
sing it girl
One thing leads to another
Shake it girl
You know what? I’m just going to turn around.
I’ll take the blonde you take a lesson while I also take the brunette..
Do do-do bling gin gon do-do bling Tall and tan and young and lovely the girl from ipanema goes walking and when she passes each one she passes goes Ahh.
When she walks she’s like a samba that swings so cool and sways so gently that when she passes each one she passes goes Ahh.
Since she took out the breast implants, my interest has faded completely. That was all she had going for her.
I know right? What are these people on?
Flippity flip, time to flip. Do the flip. I’m going to turn over and not get any sun on my back now.
Okay sweetey, look at the water. Look at all that water.
How the heck did I get back over here.
Ray J killed Whitney and Scarlett’s tits. Hang him!
I would love to shove my weiner so far up her sweet ass she’d be screaming for mustard.
Who cares about cellulite. The girl likes a good sandwich.
“….in People’s 2010 Most Beautiful People issue, Scarlett says that red lipstick and sandwiches make her feel pretty…”
How does that happen? Just all genes?
Damn. She has a beautiful ass!!! And GREAT legs!
Brainwashed by hype I see.
Sex would take care of that. Sex with me, anyway.
My girlfriend looked like that too and I dumped her for it. C’mon if Jenn Aniston can look hot and firm at 40 the rest of these lazy hos can figure it out too.
My mother isn’t speaking to me anymore btw. She thinks I’m never moving out and getting married. It’s all about the grandkids with her. Get some Botox Ma!
Hahahahaahha!
I wish most American women looked like her. Unfortunately most American woman look like they ate Scarlett Johansson.
after seeing scarlet’s pics i dont see what is so great about her body. I think she has an average figure that shows some slackening. Which describes most women. Now I know that all the gorgeous ones of her were airbrushed or retouched in some way. I think she should focus on her acting skills because she can no longer seriously get away with being just a sex goddess.
thank you. these people saying she’s a buttaface but her body is hot are mental. if they saw any other girl with a body like that they’d think it was an average girl. but because it’s scarlett fucking johansson the photoshopped and carefully lit images come to mind. She has nice arms though, but yeah who gives a f about her body? She hates that anyway, and wanted to be a character actress. She needs to get a part like charlize theron did in “monster” if she wants to win an oscar.
I would love to eat the cellulite out of that ass. Put a bib around my neck and call it breakfast lunch and dinner .
all she has to do is work out
she’s just being lazy
99% of all women have cellulite. We don’t like it but it goes hand in hand with the God given gift of all being able to bear children. She’s a gorgeous woman, cellulite and all and any real men would agree. If you can’t deal with cellilite then date guys.
both their body types look almost the same
The tanned woman’s looks better but because she’s no well known no one gives a shit. star f-ing stupidity.
So does 95% of the rest of us. Why is this news worthy?
Maybe she was just standing waist deep in the ocean for a really, really long time and her ass has become like fingers in a bathtub.
Um. She is beautiful. She is way better looking than any lazy, judgemental guy on this site could ever get.
i have a better body than scar jo … omg, this feels amazing.
Yeah I actually feel very good about my own botty, right now. Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone’s ass! :D
You can’t see cellulite when she’s on top (unless you’re feeling nasty) and you won’t see it when she’s sitting on your face (unless you’re feeling really nasty). So I don’t see what the problem is. Now those women who have the cellulite you can see through their sweat pants…thats a different story.
Not all guys think like immature morons. I’m 39, I don’t have a wrinkle on my face, I do have big boobs and a round, rock hard ass, that my 21 year old boyfriend loves. I have the same issues lots of women have looking at myself, he likes the way I look. Not everyone is going to like the same thing. But, being a complete ass about it, (especially if you have never dated anyone 30 or over) is just plain stupid.
If you’re a 39 year old woman and dating a 21 year old boy, your issues go way further than whether your ass is rock-hard or not…Just sayin.
Donna87–no one gives a rat’s ass.
Now we know what Obama saw in her: dat ass, as his people say. I am just glad I can stop worrying about this one. Make mine thin.
Wow not only was that racist and ignorant, but ridiculously rude and misogynistic. She’s still a very sexy and gorgeous woman.
shh, cunt.
Seriously, she looks great! Leave her alone! I’m so sick of people picking celebrities apart! Who cares if she has cellulite?! MOST women do!
so there are girls who DON’T actually have cellulite?
Oh my fucking god, a woman in Hollywood that actually enjoys a little more food then a lettuce leaf and boiled egg! =O This is so blasphemous!
WOW..shelooks NORMALLLLLL….omg, she looks fine