More Bikini Pics of Scarlett Johansson’s Cellulite

February 12th, 2012 // 221 Comments

Before we buffet you in the face with 8,000 pics from the Grammys, pre-Grammys, pre-Grammy’s brunch, the BAFTAs, Whitney Houston’s death, the pre-Whitney Houston’s death brunch and the five million other things that happened this weekend, here’s a new set of pics from Scarlett Johansson‘s day at the beach in case you missed how much cellulite she has now. And for the record, I’m neither criticizing nor condoning the presence of said cellulite. My penis and I shall remain neutral on the matter mostly because I’m pretty sure at some point I’m going to have to decide whether to keep having sex with Scarlett Johansson or take my chances finally finding someone whose shirts don’t make them look pregnant all the time. Call it a hunch.

Photos: Fame/Flynet

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  1. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Commented on this photo:

    still beautiful.

    • Isla di Gigolo

      Yes, I agree. I can’t believe these idiots on here are talking shit about this woman’s body. Lighting like that will make any supermodel look bad.

      • brennan

        I can’t believe the idiots who get so upset about people speaking the truth about someone who exploits her body to make a buck. This is how she looks without help of lighting and photoshop. She called the paps.

  2. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    absinthe
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit

  3. KV

    Cellulite and all, I think she looks rockin’ hot in a bikini.

    • puddleduck

      Agreed. I’d rather look at the back of her ass all day as opposed to Leann Rimes.

    • Cher X

      I think so too. You know what? I’m tired of seeing girls starve themselves down to a toothpick. Chicks got curves, chicks got a little bumps, no big deal.

    • JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

      I’d toss her salad until I died of dehydration. I wonder what her farts smell like.

    • ohyeah

      this chick is smoking hot. nothing wrong with cellulite. cant believe some dude out there is tired of hitting that.

    • SuperSMASHit

      haha your killing me with the headline Fish! Yup I’m definitely on her team. I would mega smash that ass not to mention she got a good looking mouth Mmm hmm.

  4. She’s just gone very downhill since her peak maybe 5 years ago. Now she’s average at best. Must be the Sean Penn curse.

    • Spider

      It’s the big 3-0 creeping up on her. You know, when women lose their looks but still keep their attitudes.

      • Colostomy Bag

        She’s JANE – Just Another Nicole Eggert.

      • Felonious Monkey

        Wow, Spider, you should get out of your parents’ basement more often. You might even get laid.

      • Cameron

        30 is the female expiration date.

      • blah

        Gwen Stefani is like 42 and looks good
        Kate Beckinsale is 38 and she looks brand new
        Amber heard is turning 26, only a year younger than scarlett
        Halle Berry is 45

        its all about good genes

      • Spider

        Monkey, you are a woman over 30 or don’t know women. If you think most 30+ women look like Jessica Alba especially after two kids you are living in a dream world.

      • Clarence Beeks

        Spider, you are a moron. Not every woman over 30 or 40 loses their looks or gets a shitty body. It’s called good genetics and good habits.

    • JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

      Cameron, that’s where I come in. Older chicks are horny as hell.

      • Felonious Monkey

        @Spider: I’m in the fitness business, so maybe I’m just surrounded by women 30 plus who look after themselves and don’t have cellulite, esp. after making proper dietary and exercise modifications.
        Ladies and Gentlemen: To get rid of or prevent cellulite: drink plenty of bottled or filtered water (no sodas, fruit juices, sugary drinks at all), no or little dairy, cut down the sugar intake and animal fat, exercise daily even if it’s just for 30 minutes, eat fruit and veggies so you’ll become regular (get rid of toxins), eat healthy mono & polyunsaturated fats.
        And, yes, I’ve seen men with cellulite. It’s not as common only b/c men have less % of body fat and men’s skin is thicker.

    • mrsmass

      so pretty much starve yourself. got it, thanks!

      • Bee Bee

        That’s not starving yourself…that’s actually eating what you’re supposed to be eating and not stuffing yourself with enough food to feed a family.

  5. whiskeyafternoon

    you know, we mocked her for the old man penis. but, in retrospect, maybe that was the best she could do. or, she could go after men with really poor sight–i’m sure those tits feel amazing.

  6. Hmmm

    This looks Photoshopped to me. I’m just an average woman (who weighs more than Scarlett) and the back of my upper legs don’t look nearly that bad. I seriously doubt a celebrity would wear a damn bikini if her upper legs really looked like that. Maybe shorts or something. But not a bikini.
    Just sayin’

    • SFfan

      The photos are quite high rez, if you zoom in you can see that if it’s shop work then they did a better job than most magazine covers. More likely it’s unfortunate genetics and yo-yo dieting routines.

    • Bianca

      Cellulite is mostly genetic and how well your body circulates and releases toxins. You can be super skinny and still have it. I’m pretty tiny and I when I squeeze my inner thigh skin, I have a little bit :(

    • Oz Matters

      But why would someone want to photoshop the upper legs of Jennifer Love Hewitt onto Scarlett?

    • lily

      you can be slender and still have bad cellulite…the pics are real, her weight just fluctuates a lot and as a result she has old lady legs.she needs to start using the leg press to tone those monsters up.

    • pornstar

      I do look like that from the back, and I work out. NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!

    • JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

      The sun was directly overhead. Any lumps would cast a shadow. There’s a reason they do photoshoots at sunset.

  7. Seriously?! You know what she looks like? A real woman! Kinda disappointed in you Fish.

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    Bohdi
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry but I would still spend 23hrs 59mins eating that ass….I would spend the other minute just in awe of the fact that I was eating that ass….

  9. I Complain A Lot

    I’d still slide it between her pads

  10. forrest gump

    this is what happens around your ASS when you’re a lazy white american celebrity.

  11. you must be kidding

    Yeah I’m pretty sure she’s still an amazing actress and a beautiful woman. Cellulite doesn’t make her any less of a person. However, hiding behind a computer screen and critiquing someone who has more talent than you ever will makes you a complete asshat.

    • JPC

      “Amazing” actress?

      Pfft.

      Nothing that I’ve seen from her warrants the use of that adjective to describe her work.

  12. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Ganja Din
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh man, she went in the water now the fish are going to smell like that…

  13. HailSatan

    She’s busted. Doesn’t help when your diet consists of chain smoking.

  14. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    bewbs
    Commented on this photo:

    yeah right! fake. anyway, i would kill for some extra weight and ta-tas like that

    • guest

      if you meant that the pictures look fake, i agree. i think the person who took them photoshopped them to make it look like she has more cellulite than she does. paparazzi makes money on two kinds of photos: the ones they photoshop to make celebrities look hotter than they really are and the ones they photoshop to make them look worse.

  15. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Arizona Ken
    Commented on this photo:

    Obviously Sean Penn saw a treasure map in ‘them their cheeks’. Which would explain his recent breakup from the Black Pearl.

  16. dudette

    The guy she is with doesn’t look unhappy!

  17. The Royal Penis

    She’s just getting in shape to play her next role in another super hero series: “Stretch Armstrong”

    She plays the young unwed mother that passed along her super power genes to her baby.

  18. More and more sexy girls guys join the dating site stdster… c0m to look for sex partner.

  19. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    quickrick
    Commented on this photo:

    i would have that medium rare!!! yuuum!!

  20. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    anon
    Commented on this photo:

    Side note: that baby is adorable.

  21. I’d do her for sure. But she is gonna be in big trouble as she ages with cellulite like that.

  22. fooey

    It’s not that bad.

  23. Yep

    Still hot.

  24. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Commented on this photo:

    Thick

  25. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Anna
    Commented on this photo:

    she still looks good

  26. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Commented on this photo:

    Thick as thieves.

  27. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Commented on this photo:

    Quarterback & wide receiver!

  28. Quarterback and wide receiver.

  29. Shadows, weird angles, and an ass I’d still munch for some reason.

  30. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Commented on this photo:

    Hot damn I don’t give a fuck what’s on the reverse of this.

  31. Kinky Monkey

    For a 40 year old mother of two she looks good. She’s 27 and single?! Ohh…

  32. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Boner
    Commented on this photo:

    Hi, I wanna get in ya.

  33. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Fase Buck
    Commented on this photo:

    Please date younger men so I can have a shot. I think you’d really enjoy doing stuff with me, like going to the beach and other things that I see you do at thesuperficial dot com. No Sean Penn. Call me

    • Scarlett Johansson

      Hey Fase!

      So happy you said something. You know, Valentine’s day is coming up and I have a real hard time finding men that want to date me. Bummer you didn’t leave your number. How am I supposed to get a hold of you??!?!

      Yours,
      SJ

  34. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Hey. Sup.
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey. Sup. Crazy tide, that’s some kind of algea. Let’s go in, I’ll race you. First one in takes their top off.

  35. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Pedro
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey ladies, ever have a threesome with a huge dong? Neither have I *sad face*

  36. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Sean Pann
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Scarlett,
    I want to suck your tits and fuck your feet.
    Thanks,
    Secret Admirer

  37. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Old boney guy
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, what say later on I tell you about World War One and how I survived mustard gas with only a tin of tobacco and a canvas napsack?
    Okay, but let me put on this crazy hat first.
    Okay

  38. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Old boney guy
    Commented on this photo:

    So there I was deep in the trenches with my canvas napsack, my tin of tobacco and the greatest fear I’d ever known. When all of a sudden out of nowhere came this shrieking sound, it was mustard gas…

    Wait a minute can you put some peanut butter on my shoulder? I want the sea spray to flicker salty peanut butter on my back.

    Huh? Well, okay. So anyway there I was deep in the trenches, wait a minute did you want this peanut butter on both shoulders?

    Yes please.

    Um, okay.

  39. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Old boney guy
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay wait a second. Could you like lean back or something?

    What do you mean, like lay down?

    No just um, like put your shoulders kind of straight. Um you know put your back perfectly straight, so I can get this peanut butter all around your should here.

    Okay, like this?

    Yes, yes very good. That’s a perfectly straight back, and I can’t believe you found sprayable peanut butter. My word what will they think of next? It’s as if…

    Hey.

    Yeah?

    You were telling me about being the trenches.

    Huh?

    The mustard gas.

    Oh right.

    Oh yes the mustard gas, and my tin of tobacco. Speaking of tobacco why don’t you light on up while I finish telling you about World War One?

  40. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Old boney guy
    Commented on this photo:

    You have to imagine what a fully contained canvas napsack looks like. It was bigger than you would think a canvas napsack would be and yes it was quite heavy. I’m not complaining, you see we all had to carry our own equiptment. All the boys took with them everything they would need for a long stay over seas.
    Here, look here this is a photo of an actual canvas napsack.

    Oh my that looks big.

    Yes, that’s right. They were very big, and we had to carry them all over the place. My tin of tobacco got it’s fair share of use too, but that Mustard gas. That God forsaken Mustard gas. If it wasn’t for my… wasn’t for my…

    I think I’m going to take a walk.

  41. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Old boney guy
    Commented on this photo:

    One and two and three and four and breath and breath and breath. Focus.

  42. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Old boney guy
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey do you think sea glass carries germs?

    Germs?

    Yeah, like, does it still have the bacteria on it from when it was someones coke bottle.

    You know, I have no idea.

    Yeah it might still have all that on it, but look at this stuff it’s just so amazing.

    Yeah but you can buy that at the local shop.

    No, no. Not this one, this one I found. They don’t have this kind.

    Yeah I don’t think it carries germs but you still probably could get an awful cut with it though.

    Oh, nah it’s just sea glass.

  43. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Old boney guy
    Commented on this photo:

    I just don’t think I’ve ever felt this comfortable, I could live here.

    Are you kidding, you’d get skin cancer and die.

    I don’t think I’ve ever looked at the shorline and saw nothing but ocean and trees. I mean, this is really how we’re meant to be, just outside and fully exposed. One with nature.
    I’m hot.

    Take off your hat.

  44. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Old boney guy
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m so glad I brought this chair. My neck would be so sore by now. How are you holding up, deary?

  45. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Old boney guy
    Commented on this photo:

  46. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Old boney guy
    Commented on this photo:

    That better not be a sand crab.

  47. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Old boney guy
    Commented on this photo:

    What is that?

  48. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Convinced
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s gorgeous

  49. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Joe Comment
    Commented on this photo:

    If this is the movie, I promise I’ll see it twice. Her friend has been out in the sun way more, but I prefer Scarlett’s skin. She’s stunning.

  50. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite Hawaii
    Tango till your sore
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Scarlett Johansson you’re doing it right.

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