Before we buffet you in the face with 8,000 pics from the Grammys, pre-Grammys, pre-Grammy’s brunch, the BAFTAs, Whitney Houston’s death, the pre-Whitney Houston’s death brunch and the five million other things that happened this weekend, here’s a new set of pics from Scarlett Johansson‘s day at the beach in case you missed how much cellulite she has now. And for the record, I’m neither criticizing nor condoning the presence of said cellulite. My penis and I shall remain neutral on the matter mostly because I’m pretty sure at some point I’m going to have to decide whether to keep having sex with Scarlett Johansson or take my chances finally finding someone whose shirts don’t make them look pregnant all the time. Call it a hunch.
Photos: Fame/Flynet
still beautiful.
Yes, I agree. I can’t believe these idiots on here are talking shit about this woman’s body. Lighting like that will make any supermodel look bad.
I can’t believe the idiots who get so upset about people speaking the truth about someone who exploits her body to make a buck. This is how she looks without help of lighting and photoshop. She called the paps.
Holy shit
Cellulite and all, I think she looks rockin’ hot in a bikini.
Agreed. I’d rather look at the back of her ass all day as opposed to Leann Rimes.
I think so too. You know what? I’m tired of seeing girls starve themselves down to a toothpick. Chicks got curves, chicks got a little bumps, no big deal.
I’d toss her salad until I died of dehydration. I wonder what her farts smell like.
They smell like shit and my dried cum. But have at it.
this chick is smoking hot. nothing wrong with cellulite. cant believe some dude out there is tired of hitting that.
haha your killing me with the headline Fish! Yup I’m definitely on her team. I would mega smash that ass not to mention she got a good looking mouth Mmm hmm.
She’s just gone very downhill since her peak maybe 5 years ago. Now she’s average at best. Must be the Sean Penn curse.
It’s the big 3-0 creeping up on her. You know, when women lose their looks but still keep their attitudes.
She’s JANE – Just Another Nicole Eggert.
Wow, Spider, you should get out of your parents’ basement more often. You might even get laid.
30 is the female expiration date.
Gwen Stefani is like 42 and looks good
Kate Beckinsale is 38 and she looks brand new
Amber heard is turning 26, only a year younger than scarlett
Halle Berry is 45
its all about good genes
Monkey, you are a woman over 30 or don’t know women. If you think most 30+ women look like Jessica Alba especially after two kids you are living in a dream world.
Spider, you are a moron. Not every woman over 30 or 40 loses their looks or gets a shitty body. It’s called good genetics and good habits.
Cameron, that’s where I come in. Older chicks are horny as hell.
@Spider: I’m in the fitness business, so maybe I’m just surrounded by women 30 plus who look after themselves and don’t have cellulite, esp. after making proper dietary and exercise modifications.
Ladies and Gentlemen: To get rid of or prevent cellulite: drink plenty of bottled or filtered water (no sodas, fruit juices, sugary drinks at all), no or little dairy, cut down the sugar intake and animal fat, exercise daily even if it’s just for 30 minutes, eat fruit and veggies so you’ll become regular (get rid of toxins), eat healthy mono & polyunsaturated fats.
And, yes, I’ve seen men with cellulite. It’s not as common only b/c men have less % of body fat and men’s skin is thicker.
so pretty much starve yourself. got it, thanks!
That’s not starving yourself…that’s actually eating what you’re supposed to be eating and not stuffing yourself with enough food to feed a family.
you know, we mocked her for the old man penis. but, in retrospect, maybe that was the best she could do. or, she could go after men with really poor sight–i’m sure those tits feel amazing.
This looks Photoshopped to me. I’m just an average woman (who weighs more than Scarlett) and the back of my upper legs don’t look nearly that bad. I seriously doubt a celebrity would wear a damn bikini if her upper legs really looked like that. Maybe shorts or something. But not a bikini.
Just sayin’
The photos are quite high rez, if you zoom in you can see that if it’s shop work then they did a better job than most magazine covers. More likely it’s unfortunate genetics and yo-yo dieting routines.
Cellulite is mostly genetic and how well your body circulates and releases toxins. You can be super skinny and still have it. I’m pretty tiny and I when I squeeze my inner thigh skin, I have a little bit :(
But why would someone want to photoshop the upper legs of Jennifer Love Hewitt onto Scarlett?
Pure spite? :)
you can be slender and still have bad cellulite…the pics are real, her weight just fluctuates a lot and as a result she has old lady legs.she needs to start using the leg press to tone those monsters up.
I do look like that from the back, and I work out. NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!
The sun was directly overhead. Any lumps would cast a shadow. There’s a reason they do photoshoots at sunset.
Seriously?! You know what she looks like? A real woman! Kinda disappointed in you Fish.
Yeah, OK Tarama. http://www.pittsburghforce.net/_MG_0345.jpg
So you know how to use Google, congrats! If I was trying to troll I wouldn’t link to my Facebook.
Wow….web stalker….that’s not creepy….not creepy at all.
was about to say that!
Agreed. Says he does not care , but it`s the TITLE of the post. Women who eat look like this….well, most of us don`t look nearly this good, but you get what I mean. If you don`t eat and go to the spa 3 times a week for slimming tx`s then sure, you get to not have these lady bumps.
yea, except she has $50 million more than “real women” she has no excuse for looking this ‘average’ when she is supposedly this sex symbol. jessica alba would never let herself go liek this.
“real woman” is a phrase american fat chicks came up with to make themselves feel better about their lard.
This^.
This bitch has never been attractive and never will be. Her snarky attitude doesn’t help one bit.
Real woman is a phrase used by women who don’t hinge their self confidence on whether they appeal to everyone as a sex object. My ass and thighs are thick like Scarlett because they have muscle and that is beautiful. Skeletons and self abuse is not.
I’m sorry but I would still spend 23hrs 59mins eating that ass….I would spend the other minute just in awe of the fact that I was eating that ass….
*1
+2
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Oops, I meant +3
And I meant I would spend every day doing that…not just one day.
+4
+5
I’d still slide it between her pads
this is what happens around your ASS when you’re a lazy white american celebrity.
And we all know what happens to overpaid, crack smoking singers this week too.
and no talent latent homosexual woman beaters! oh wait, no, we make them millionaires and give them awards. never mind.
Yeah I’m pretty sure she’s still an amazing actress and a beautiful woman. Cellulite doesn’t make her any less of a person. However, hiding behind a computer screen and critiquing someone who has more talent than you ever will makes you a complete asshat.
“Amazing” actress?
Pfft.
Nothing that I’ve seen from her warrants the use of that adjective to describe her work.
Oh man, she went in the water now the fish are going to smell like that…
She’s busted. Doesn’t help when your diet consists of chain smoking.
yeah right! fake. anyway, i would kill for some extra weight and ta-tas like that
if you meant that the pictures look fake, i agree. i think the person who took them photoshopped them to make it look like she has more cellulite than she does. paparazzi makes money on two kinds of photos: the ones they photoshop to make celebrities look hotter than they really are and the ones they photoshop to make them look worse.
Obviously Sean Penn saw a treasure map in ‘them their cheeks’. Which would explain his recent breakup from the Black Pearl.
The guy she is with doesn’t look unhappy!
Loving the gravy train! Cha-CHING!
She’s just getting in shape to play her next role in another super hero series: “Stretch Armstrong”
She plays the young unwed mother that passed along her super power genes to her baby.
More and more sexy girls guys join the dating site stdster… c0m to look for sex partner.
i would have that medium rare!!! yuuum!!
Side note: that baby is adorable.
…and utterly confused by his first boner ever.
I’d do her for sure. But she is gonna be in big trouble as she ages with cellulite like that.
It’s not that bad.
with at least a thousand smoking hot young broads getting off the bus in Hollywood every day, ‘not that bad’ shouldn’t be good enough to get someone magazine covers, film roles and modeling gigs.
chill
Still hot.
Thick
she still looks good
Thick as thieves.
Quarterback & wide receiver!
Quarterback and wide receiver.
Shadows, weird angles, and an ass I’d still munch for some reason.
Hot damn I don’t give a fuck what’s on the reverse of this.
For a 40 year old mother of two she looks good. She’s 27 and single?! Ohh…
Hi, I wanna get in ya.
Please date younger men so I can have a shot. I think you’d really enjoy doing stuff with me, like going to the beach and other things that I see you do at thesuperficial dot com. No Sean Penn. Call me
Hey Fase!
So happy you said something. You know, Valentine’s day is coming up and I have a real hard time finding men that want to date me. Bummer you didn’t leave your number. How am I supposed to get a hold of you??!?!
Yours,
SJ
Hey ScarJo…call me I just dumped my girlfriend Jenny!!…555-8675309.
Hey. Sup. Crazy tide, that’s some kind of algea. Let’s go in, I’ll race you. First one in takes their top off.
Hey ladies, ever have a threesome with a huge dong? Neither have I *sad face*
Dear Scarlett,
I want to suck your tits and fuck your feet.
Thanks,
Secret Admirer
Hey, what say later on I tell you about World War One and how I survived mustard gas with only a tin of tobacco and a canvas napsack?
Okay, but let me put on this crazy hat first.
Okay
So there I was deep in the trenches with my canvas napsack, my tin of tobacco and the greatest fear I’d ever known. When all of a sudden out of nowhere came this shrieking sound, it was mustard gas…
Wait a minute can you put some peanut butter on my shoulder? I want the sea spray to flicker salty peanut butter on my back.
Huh? Well, okay. So anyway there I was deep in the trenches, wait a minute did you want this peanut butter on both shoulders?
Yes please.
Um, okay.
Okay wait a second. Could you like lean back or something?
What do you mean, like lay down?
No just um, like put your shoulders kind of straight. Um you know put your back perfectly straight, so I can get this peanut butter all around your should here.
Okay, like this?
Yes, yes very good. That’s a perfectly straight back, and I can’t believe you found sprayable peanut butter. My word what will they think of next? It’s as if…
Hey.
Yeah?
You were telling me about being the trenches.
Huh?
The mustard gas.
Oh right.
Oh yes the mustard gas, and my tin of tobacco. Speaking of tobacco why don’t you light on up while I finish telling you about World War One?
You have to imagine what a fully contained canvas napsack looks like. It was bigger than you would think a canvas napsack would be and yes it was quite heavy. I’m not complaining, you see we all had to carry our own equiptment. All the boys took with them everything they would need for a long stay over seas.
Here, look here this is a photo of an actual canvas napsack.
Oh my that looks big.
Yes, that’s right. They were very big, and we had to carry them all over the place. My tin of tobacco got it’s fair share of use too, but that Mustard gas. That God forsaken Mustard gas. If it wasn’t for my… wasn’t for my…
I think I’m going to take a walk.
One and two and three and four and breath and breath and breath. Focus.
Hey do you think sea glass carries germs?
Germs?
Yeah, like, does it still have the bacteria on it from when it was someones coke bottle.
You know, I have no idea.
Yeah it might still have all that on it, but look at this stuff it’s just so amazing.
Yeah but you can buy that at the local shop.
No, no. Not this one, this one I found. They don’t have this kind.
Yeah I don’t think it carries germs but you still probably could get an awful cut with it though.
Oh, nah it’s just sea glass.
I just don’t think I’ve ever felt this comfortable, I could live here.
Are you kidding, you’d get skin cancer and die.
I don’t think I’ve ever looked at the shorline and saw nothing but ocean and trees. I mean, this is really how we’re meant to be, just outside and fully exposed. One with nature.
I’m hot.
Take off your hat.
I’m so glad I brought this chair. My neck would be so sore by now. How are you holding up, deary?
…
That better not be a sand crab.
What is that?
she’s gorgeous
If this is the movie, I promise I’ll see it twice. Her friend has been out in the sun way more, but I prefer Scarlett’s skin. She’s stunning.
Dear Scarlett Johansson you’re doing it right.