Scarlett Johansson’s In A Bikini Again, Definitely Saw That We Saw All That Cellulite

February 15th, 2012 // 41 Comments

If anytime in the near future Scarlett Johansson ever tries to pretend she’s above reading gossip about herself, remember these photos of her conveniently wearing shorts over her bikini bottom while looking directly at the paparazzi two days after the world was exposed to her cellulite which would’ve been Monday’s top story had society let Whitney Houston learn how to swim while unconscious. I’m tired of this racism!

Photos: Fame/Flynet


  1. Is that why she had the guy’s mouth surgically removed? Seems harsh.

  2. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Shorts Nate Naylor
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that’s a VERY BAD angle for ScarJo.
    Perhaps that’s a weird halter top she’s wearing. It’s the clothing’s fault.
    Blame could also get pinned onto Sean Penn and the sunshine.

  3. Jandro

    how tacky – navy shorts with a black bathing suit

  4. Do_Freebird

    I don’t see the big deal. Put on some nice fishnet stockings with the crotch cut out, some wrist and ankle cuffs, and a dog collar and she’s got a banging (literally) look going on.

  5. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Shorts Nate Naylor
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    Nice gut.

  6. Cameron

    Hey butter butter! Swing butter butter!

  7. You know Scarlett, gossip sites are also pointing out that you never sunbathe topless while making out with Kristen Bell.

  8. Do_Freebird

    Note to Scarlet –

    Scarlet hon, I don’t want to tell you what to do, but here’s some advice. If you get a Brazilian Bikini wax, lose that suit, and prance around the beach naked in front of a bunch of guys with their clothes on, we promise we won’t say a word about that cellulite problem.

    Thanks – your devoted Fan,
    PS – If you can have some fat Indian guy stare at your ass while you take coke out of your purse, it would be a bonus.

  9. Fondue

    “She got eyes in the back of her butt”

    I’d still spend hours looking longingly into them.

  10. sil16

    Don’t you love it when pretentious twats like ScarJo carry on about how private they are, to the point where gossip bitchies like Lainey repeat it ad nauseum, only to have the twatty celebs call the paparazzi on themselves?

    What is she promoting, a new movie? No. A friend’s new movie or business? No. She’s promoting her new relationship. No one cared about these two until they called the paps. It backfired because her celebrated body is not ready for close ups.

  11. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Shorts Nate Naylor
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    front or back, girl can’t catch a break.

  12. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Shorts Nate Naylor
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    Too fat for a bikini.

  13. bonerspunk

    ScarJo??? I can’t fap to this???

  14. BigDaddy

    Big deal she has some cellulite. I think she’s hot and I would do her front and back.

  15. EricLr

    She really needs to dress better if she wants me to masturbate to her pictures.

  16. SeeAlice

    Thanks for hiding that nasty cellulite .


    I would bet 97% of you posters have cellulite, 60% probably has it far worse than ScarJo. Even I have a bit of cellulite, that’s life – oh nooooes.

    Anyone give it a thought maybe she likes to eat, drink and chill on her yacht than work out strenuously like man face Aniston?
    I know I’d rather be doing that if I had that kind of money than working on my body 24/7. Fack people.

  18. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Shorts Nate Naylor
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    You’re going to need a bigger boat.

  19. the snowman

    ..they’re mental trash!!

  20. Love me some goofy-ass ScarJo.

  21. Christina Aguilera

    More like bloating in Hawaii.

  22. Johnny Cage

    It’s too bad all the pics are those pixelated, “at a long distance pap spy cam”.

    • Johnny Cage

      Still though, heavy pixels or not, I’m really digging that sexy look with the bikini peering over her short shorts. HOT!

  23. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Shorts Nate Naylor
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    She isnt that attractive, rather average looks in my opinion. Combine that with her politics and I wouldnt piss on her if she was on fire.

  24. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Shorts Nate Naylor
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    She has a serious case of “duck booty.” Not cute. Not here at least.

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