Scarlett Johansson’s In A Bikini

February 10th, 2012 // 213 Comments
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I don’t normally post at 11 o’clock on a Friday night, but when it’s People Who’ve Had Sex With Sean Penn Yet Somehow Still Look Great In A Bikini Day, all bets are off. So here’s Scarlett Johansson and her new boyfriend Nate Naylor (actual name) in Hawaii this afternoon which means Ryan Reynolds has to make Blake Lively parade around in a bikini now or everyone will know Scarlett used to beat him before bed each night. That’s how divorces work.

Adding… Come Monday morning, ScarJo’s cellulite will be splattered all over the Internet, but you lucky bastards get a chance to form your opinion two days in advance so I suggest you use that time wisely to think about how it really makes you feel. (I’m going with, “Bubblegum Butt gonna fight that Captain America till my pee-pee get hard.” It’s simple yet clear.)

Photos: Splash News


  1. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    Dimple butt, pimple butt…..what to you expect from this simple slut?

  2. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    Sucking that gut in.

  3. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
    Old Boney Guy
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    Does this peanut butter make my ass look fat?

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    Shallow Mike
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    I have never seen the attraction. She has her moments, but really isn’t what I would call beautiful.

  5. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    Defo doesn’t look like celebrity material. Maybe the paps should just stick to photgraphing the beautfiul and leave the ugly alone.

  6. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    WOWZERS!!! DAMN, THAT BUTT LOOKS DELICIOUS!!! I don’t give a shit what any of you say, that woman is SMOKIN’!

  7. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    I don’t understand why there are so many negative comments – she looks great in a bikini. My goodness, if she can’t wear a bikini to the beach then they should probably just remove from store shelves for everyday, healthy women.

  8. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    the problem is that all you assclowns are spending you time looking at ladies with boyish figures, so that when a sex bomb like this comes along she appears fat.

    You are probably better off with the dime a dozen hump-hump bar types (like Tila Tequila or Bai Ling)

  9. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
    live-and-let-live in reality
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    99% of models have neither boobs nor butt; that’s a genetic type, and it’s both good & bad (for that person). But they don’t get to eat real food either. Why don’t all of you just worry about yourselves!

  10. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    She is beautiful. Our society is going crazy if they think this girls isn’t pretty.

    • Girls who look like this at the beach have guys drooling all over themselves. I know it cause I see it all the time and I’m also one of those guys. It’s only on the internet that a chick this hot gets bashed by gay trolls and jealous hags.

      It’s so retarded and predictable at this point.

  11. 856-Turner Johansson

    First time in a swinsuit since 2006! Incredible!

  12. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    Wow. Sooooo hot

  13. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    Okay, just saw her from behind on another site…same pictures and she does not have that much cellulite. This has to be photoshopped.

  14. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    THE FUCK is wrong with you fucking idiots? first of all, all the guys commenting couldnt get with someone like her in their DREAMS, and all the women commenting are being immature jealous BITCHES. dont even try and fucking tell me YOUR ASS doesnt have cellulite- she has alittle on her thigh-you cant even see it in this pic! honestly if you have such as problem with cellulite why dont you get off your asses and hit the gym rather than bagging on a much more successful woman. atleast shes out and about. gtfo and get a life, stop using social media sites like this where you can leave a comment and feel just ALITTLE better about your sad self. – i am a 19 year old woman, and i am confident and proud of myself- i dont need to bag on someone else. and scarlett look GREAT. get a life.

    • The funniest part is every single one of those retards is a genetic disaster compared to someone like Scarlett:) Even if she wasn’t famous they couldn’t get a chick like that to piss on them if they were on fire, but apparently calling girls fat on the internet soothes the pain of a lifetime of virginity and unemployment.

      And this doesn’t even count the queers, pedos and jealous hags who aren’t even attracted to women to begin with.

  15. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    There is nothing sexy about this girl. Her makeup and dresses are sexy but she ain’t. That stomach is gross and she looks like a Walmart person and her lips look gross like a fish. She’s fuckin got grat airbrushing but even then I don’t see the appeal of this bitch. She’s just stuck up.

    • CrimsonReign

      either your trolling or being needlessly judgmental about a severly above average woman. if you manange to pull anything i would be surprised as you seem to be unhappy with what is at least an 8. get over yourself, sincerely 99% of guys and 100%of women.

    • Popt, that was waaay too wordy just to admit you’re gay.

    • lily

      I wouldn’t go as far to say she looks like a walmart chick, but i do find her over rated in the looks department…just an average girl I would pass on the street….nothing special about that cellulite ridden body…wide ass waist and protruding gut. she used to be hott, 5 years ago when she was slimmer, but all good things come to an end.

  16. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    She has a pig face – and quite the gut. And don’t get me started about her cellulite. FUGLY.

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  18. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    I’m not defending her, but I can tell you this picture has been “enhanced” to severely exaggerate the appearance of cellulite. Little tricks like this are used 24/7 in the tabloid magazines and websites to make people/pictures appear the way the tabloid wants to portray them on any given day. I’ll illustrate…

    Notice how her entire backside (from her neck all the the way to her feet) is well lit, and obviously the sun is behind and above her and the shadows are on the front side of her body, but the section from her butt to the back of her knees is darkened/shaded? The casual observer wouldn’t even notice it.

    When you use Photoshop and you want to exaggerate wrinkles, defects, etc., OR bring out definition in a picture or area that way too bright, the filter that does this darkens that area and allows you to see things you otherwise wouldn’t notice, or exaggerates things you do notice. These are professional pics and the lighting is great, so the only reason to use that type of filter in this specific area is to exaggerate the effect and create a buzz. In this case what would have been very mild cellulite, instead appears as if she’s got hard core cottage cheese thighs.

    Believe whatever you choose though…. No doubt the girls would rather believe this is really how she looks to make them all feel better, and the guys would rather believe it’s a Photoshopped hit job and she’s still hot.

  19. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    Again, the Photoshopping to enhance the appearance of cellulite is glaringly obvious in this pic. If you have a laptop or an LCD monitor that you can tilt, look at the area of her leg where you see the cellulite and just tilt the screen back until you’re able to see a lot more contrast on your screen. Notice how all of a sudden it looks like she’s got a giant dark bruise right in the section of her leg where you see the cellulite, but not to the left or to the right of it? It’s all being hit by the sun from the same angle, so why is just that one section so much darker you ask? That’s because a Photoshop filter has been used specifically on that area to drastically enhance the appearance of the cellulite.

    I mentioned this already on the pic where she’s standing up with her back to the camera, where again you could see that the area with the cellulite was darker than the rest of her body, but it’s BLATANTLY obvious in this pic when you adjust the viewing angle of your monitor. The filter that enhances wrinkles and defects works by darkening the overall area and brightening areas that are basically “different”, without getting too technical. You can’t avoid the darkening affect when you use it. Nice hit job TMZ… (or whoever provided the photos to you).

    • johnny

      shut up scarlett’. Just accept you’re a fat whore and work the fuck out
      no one would go through the trouble of putting cellulite on your stupid body

  20. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    Nice use of a Photoshop filter there to greatly exaggerate the appearance of cellulite. It was used so blatantly that it almost makes it appear as if she has a humongous bruise on the area of her leg where the cellulite appears. That’s because the side effect of that type of filter is that it darkens the area overall where it’s applied, and brightens the defects to make them stand out. People that use Photoshop for a living know what I’m talking about…

  21. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    take me down to cellulite city where the grass is green and the girls aren’t pretty…

  22. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    Oh pul-lease genetic lottery, whatever… Anybody can be beautiful in Hollywood with a little cash and a lot of plastic surgery. Woops, did I just spill the beans about your idol? You pathetic fools.

    Having said that, I don’t think she’s ugly at all. It’s only that self-righteous and pretentious sh-t she comes up with that annoys the hell out of me. Isn’t it time she hired a publicist?

  23. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    Why, in the name of Odin, does she look plump?

  24. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    right now she’s at a regular girl weight, add any more and she’ll stay-puff out into a real fatty

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    She is bloody gorgeous. End of.

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    Sid Viscous
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    She could juggle my balls.

  28. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    This is such a distortion. What actually happened was Bill Clinton said “You get that Scarlett Johansson in here, and I’ll clear off a place for her to sit” and then began brushing at his face giggling like a 14 year old boy.

  29. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    It must be mistaken, this is Cellulite Johansson not Scarlett Johansson !

  30. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    She’s so gorgeous anyway. She has a face like a goddesss :)

  31. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    Whoever wrote this article is obviously a pre-pubescent boy with a pink pencil dick & a lot of insecurities. Ever get laid? Nope. I didn’t think so. Scarlett Johanssen is extremely hot… one of the hottest women in the world, in fact. So you keep whacking off to photoshopped pics in your daddy’s magazines and let adult men appreciate a beautiful woman without intervention from the peanut gallery. You are seriously a loser. I would love to see you in a bathing suit jerk. I need a good laugh!

  32. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? every girl has cellulite. it’s how bodies work. ugh people like this disgust me. photoshopped girl in magazines have given you a unrealistic point of view, girls aren’t perfect, all girls have that type of stomach unless they don’t eat. which i won’t judge you for doing but is really unhealthy. you guys need to get a grip and realize that not all girls look like this and you are going to have to settle. this NEVER happens to guys. think about that

  33. Bill

    I want Scarlett to pass gas in my face!

  34. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
    An actual man's opinion
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    coming from a MAN – chubby is better than anorexic…

  35. Scarlett Johansson Bikini Cellulite
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    Hey scarlett i love you dear. i like to watch your all movies and in your movies i love your attitude that’s why i love you dear. :) :)

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