I don’t normally post at 11 o’clock on a Friday night, but when it’s People Who’ve Had Sex With Sean Penn Yet Somehow Still Look Great In A Bikini Day, all bets are off. So here’s Scarlett Johansson and her new boyfriend Nate Naylor (actual name) in Hawaii this afternoon which means Ryan Reynolds has to make Blake Lively parade around in a bikini now or everyone will know Scarlett used to beat him before bed each night. That’s how divorces work.
Adding… Come Monday morning, ScarJo’s cellulite will be splattered all over the Internet, but you lucky bastards get a chance to form your opinion two days in advance so I suggest you use that time wisely to think about how it really makes you feel. (I’m going with, “Bubblegum Butt gonna fight that Captain America till my pee-pee get hard.” It’s simple yet clear.)
Photos: Splash News
Dimple butt, pimple butt…..what to you expect from this simple slut?
Sucking that gut in.
Does this peanut butter make my ass look fat?
No, but that comment makes you look gay.
I have never seen the attraction. She has her moments, but really isn’t what I would call beautiful.
Defo doesn’t look like celebrity material. Maybe the paps should just stick to photgraphing the beautfiul and leave the ugly alone.
WOWZERS!!! DAMN, THAT BUTT LOOKS DELICIOUS!!! I don’t give a shit what any of you say, that woman is SMOKIN’!
I don’t understand why there are so many negative comments – she looks great in a bikini. My goodness, if she can’t wear a bikini to the beach then they should probably just remove from store shelves for everyday, healthy women.
the problem is that all you assclowns are spending you time looking at ladies with boyish figures, so that when a sex bomb like this comes along she appears fat.
You are probably better off with the dime a dozen hump-hump bar types (like Tila Tequila or Bai Ling)
99% of models have neither boobs nor butt; that’s a genetic type, and it’s both good & bad (for that person). But they don’t get to eat real food either. Why don’t all of you just worry about yourselves!
…says the fat lady
She is beautiful. Our society is going crazy if they think this girls isn’t pretty.
Girls who look like this at the beach have guys drooling all over themselves. I know it cause I see it all the time and I’m also one of those guys. It’s only on the internet that a chick this hot gets bashed by gay trolls and jealous hags.
It’s so retarded and predictable at this point.
First time in a swinsuit since 2006! Incredible!
Wow. Sooooo hot
Okay, just saw her from behind on another site…same pictures and she does not have that much cellulite. This has to be photoshopped.
THE FUCK is wrong with you fucking idiots? first of all, all the guys commenting couldnt get with someone like her in their DREAMS, and all the women commenting are being immature jealous BITCHES. dont even try and fucking tell me YOUR ASS doesnt have cellulite- she has alittle on her thigh-you cant even see it in this pic! honestly if you have such as problem with cellulite why dont you get off your asses and hit the gym rather than bagging on a much more successful woman. atleast shes out and about. gtfo and get a life, stop using social media sites like this where you can leave a comment and feel just ALITTLE better about your sad self. – i am a 19 year old woman, and i am confident and proud of myself- i dont need to bag on someone else. and scarlett look GREAT. get a life.
The funniest part is every single one of those retards is a genetic disaster compared to someone like Scarlett:) Even if she wasn’t famous they couldn’t get a chick like that to piss on them if they were on fire, but apparently calling girls fat on the internet soothes the pain of a lifetime of virginity and unemployment.
And this doesn’t even count the queers, pedos and jealous hags who aren’t even attracted to women to begin with.
You’re awesome :)
There is nothing sexy about this girl. Her makeup and dresses are sexy but she ain’t. That stomach is gross and she looks like a Walmart person and her lips look gross like a fish. She’s fuckin got grat airbrushing but even then I don’t see the appeal of this bitch. She’s just stuck up.
either your trolling or being needlessly judgmental about a severly above average woman. if you manange to pull anything i would be surprised as you seem to be unhappy with what is at least an 8. get over yourself, sincerely 99% of guys and 100%of women.
Popt, that was waaay too wordy just to admit you’re gay.
I wouldn’t go as far to say she looks like a walmart chick, but i do find her over rated in the looks department…just an average girl I would pass on the street….nothing special about that cellulite ridden body…wide ass waist and protruding gut. she used to be hott, 5 years ago when she was slimmer, but all good things come to an end.
you call that a “protruding gut” ?!?
i only see a semen pond….
She has a pig face – and quite the gut. And don’t get me started about her cellulite. FUGLY.
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I’m not defending her, but I can tell you this picture has been “enhanced” to severely exaggerate the appearance of cellulite. Little tricks like this are used 24/7 in the tabloid magazines and websites to make people/pictures appear the way the tabloid wants to portray them on any given day. I’ll illustrate…
Notice how her entire backside (from her neck all the the way to her feet) is well lit, and obviously the sun is behind and above her and the shadows are on the front side of her body, but the section from her butt to the back of her knees is darkened/shaded? The casual observer wouldn’t even notice it.
When you use Photoshop and you want to exaggerate wrinkles, defects, etc., OR bring out definition in a picture or area that way too bright, the filter that does this darkens that area and allows you to see things you otherwise wouldn’t notice, or exaggerates things you do notice. These are professional pics and the lighting is great, so the only reason to use that type of filter in this specific area is to exaggerate the effect and create a buzz. In this case what would have been very mild cellulite, instead appears as if she’s got hard core cottage cheese thighs.
Believe whatever you choose though…. No doubt the girls would rather believe this is really how she looks to make them all feel better, and the guys would rather believe it’s a Photoshopped hit job and she’s still hot.
Again, the Photoshopping to enhance the appearance of cellulite is glaringly obvious in this pic. If you have a laptop or an LCD monitor that you can tilt, look at the area of her leg where you see the cellulite and just tilt the screen back until you’re able to see a lot more contrast on your screen. Notice how all of a sudden it looks like she’s got a giant dark bruise right in the section of her leg where you see the cellulite, but not to the left or to the right of it? It’s all being hit by the sun from the same angle, so why is just that one section so much darker you ask? That’s because a Photoshop filter has been used specifically on that area to drastically enhance the appearance of the cellulite.
I mentioned this already on the pic where she’s standing up with her back to the camera, where again you could see that the area with the cellulite was darker than the rest of her body, but it’s BLATANTLY obvious in this pic when you adjust the viewing angle of your monitor. The filter that enhances wrinkles and defects works by darkening the overall area and brightening areas that are basically “different”, without getting too technical. You can’t avoid the darkening affect when you use it. Nice hit job TMZ… (or whoever provided the photos to you).
shut up scarlett’. Just accept you’re a fat whore and work the fuck out
no one would go through the trouble of putting cellulite on your stupid body
Nice use of a Photoshop filter there to greatly exaggerate the appearance of cellulite. It was used so blatantly that it almost makes it appear as if she has a humongous bruise on the area of her leg where the cellulite appears. That’s because the side effect of that type of filter is that it darkens the area overall where it’s applied, and brightens the defects to make them stand out. People that use Photoshop for a living know what I’m talking about…
take me down to cellulite city where the grass is green and the girls aren’t pretty…
Oh pul-lease genetic lottery, whatever… Anybody can be beautiful in Hollywood with a little cash and a lot of plastic surgery. Woops, did I just spill the beans about your idol? You pathetic fools.
Having said that, I don’t think she’s ugly at all. It’s only that self-righteous and pretentious sh-t she comes up with that annoys the hell out of me. Isn’t it time she hired a publicist?
Why, in the name of Odin, does she look plump?
right now she’s at a regular girl weight, add any more and she’ll stay-puff out into a real fatty
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She is bloody gorgeous. End of.
She could juggle my balls.
This is such a distortion. What actually happened was Bill Clinton said “You get that Scarlett Johansson in here, and I’ll clear off a place for her to sit” and then began brushing at his face giggling like a 14 year old boy.
Damnit, I missed that part. Can’t say as I blame him, though.
It must be mistaken, this is Cellulite Johansson not Scarlett Johansson !