Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Ate a Meal at the Same Location

February 2nd, 2011 // 23 Comments

Seen here in the new Mango campaign, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds apparently had an “emotional” dinner over the weekend which sounds unusual for two people who just dissolved a legally-binding union predicated on a life-long commitment. Weirdos. Us Magazine reports:

Johansson, 26, did most of the talking in what appeared to be a rollercoaster conversation. She would at some points smile, then appear to fight back tears. Turns out it wasn’t just a nightcap, either.
The pair also dined at L.A.’s Little Door earlier that night and “seemed comfortable,” says a source.

Okay, if people don’t know this by now, having dinner or “coffee” with your ex after a break-up is always a bad idea. ALWAYS. No matter how strong you plan to be, one of you ends up bawling and storming off to write a celebrity bashing website sprinkled with inside jokes about your new boyfriend being a bassoon-playing pedophile lookalike staring longingly at the others almost granite-like pectorals, longing for their powerful yet tender embrace against your “sloppy tittybags.” (Their words, not mine.)

Photos: Splash News

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    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    lazy eye

  2. weasel

    a bassoon-playing pedophile lookalike?

    hhhhhharsh words. ow ow ow.

  3. wasn’t it a last coffee n chat that paul snider wanted in star 80..?

  4. ChonchArcola

    the first pic looks like Avril Lavigne with tits.
    freaky.

    • not really. but they do both have blonde hair. However I would go Cgarlie Sheen on Avril.

      • ick-abod

        you’d bang her for 2 1/2 minutes, write her a $30k check and then have a mild stroke?

      • Well maybe. but for Avril $30K is pocket change from her music career.
        what i meant is that Charlie Sheen is into small titted thin to average body type girls. actually i saw a pic of Avril without makeup. she looks similar to Kylie minogue.

  5. jojo

    “She would at some points smile, then appear to fight back tears.”
    Sounds like ScarJoe had some gas.

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    ChonchArcola
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    hey Ryan..that’s not exactly how you do “the shocker” but close enough.

  7. Looks like THE SPIRIT is all out of her.

  8. seth rogen's vagina

    She sounds like a crazy mess, and looks like crap lately too. Does banging Woody Allen for a few months really buy a broad all the movie roles and attention this no talent hose bag has gotten?
    If Ryan Reynolds is smart, he’s still running as fast as he can in the opposite direction of this crazy bitch.

  9. Livinus Nwambe

    First of all,

    *applause*
    Fish, your blog entries always crack me up. You are awesome.

    That is all.

  10. bing

    I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson. I really do.

  11. Doof

    When I scroll down, the cats on the dress DON’T MOVE

  12. Greg

    My God, even the tree is bleeding. This whole picture reminds me of some terrible horrid movie that I saw as a child. I want to die now!

  13. slappy magoo

    That “meal” they shared?
    Sandra Bullock.

  14. wim

    tell me: why is it when rare american women aren’t as fat as hell think they’re special, folks?

  15. Jose

    I saw Ryan eating gelato with a young woman who was not Scarlett or Sandra Bullock this weekend in Los Feliz.

    • Jillia

      Whoopty freaking do. Could be a sister/relative or a friend. And really, who gives a fuck anyway? It’s just Ryan Reynolds.

  16. rosa

    well, they have real issues to discuss…we could only guess the truth..I hope happiness for everyone…peace.

  17. Jimbob

    Poor girl lost her fake boobs, and with them, most of her appeal.

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