Scarlett Johansson Actually Looks Good Again

Thanks to Gisele Bundchen making a team of grown men cry like schoolgirls these got shoved to the back-burner, so here’s Scarlett Johansson at the Goldene Kamera Awards in Berlin over the weekend looking surprisingly good again after spending a year shrugging off the effects of seeing Sean Penn’s penis.

SEAN: Okay, before we go any further, do me a favor and don’t look directly at it.
SCARLETT: What? Why? OH, GOD, MY FACE! Sean, it burns! Why does it burn?
SEAN: I think we should see other people.
INDY: And I think that penis belongs in a museum! *whips Scarlett in the face* Ohmygod, I’m so sorry! I was aiming for his dick, I swear.

(Based on a true story.)

NOTE: Think this movie looks questionable as hell the more you see of it? So did we.

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