Scarlett Johansson Actually Looks Good Again

February 7th, 2012 // 48 Comments
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Thanks to Gisele Bundchen making a team of grown men cry like schoolgirls these got shoved to the back-burner, so here’s Scarlett Johansson at the Goldene Kamera Awards in Berlin over the weekend looking surprisingly good again after spending a year shrugging off the effects of seeing Sean Penn’s penis.

SEAN: Okay, before we go any further, do me a favor and don’t look directly at it.
SCARLETT: What? Why? OH, GOD, MY FACE! Sean, it burns! Why does it burn?
SEAN: I think we should see other people.
INDY: And I think that penis belongs in a museum! *whips Scarlett in the face* Ohmygod, I’m so sorry! I was aiming for his dick, I swear.

(Based on a true story.)

NOTE: Think this movie looks questionable as hell the more you see of it? So did we.

Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News


  1. Jimbob

    No implants, no interest…

  2. EricLr

    She always looks good, until she uses her mouth for talk.

    • Hey Soos

      By always we’ll assume you mean seldom and only when professionally made up and shot from the right angle with the right lighting.

  3. lily

    she looks average…she chunked out awhile ago and hasnt been able to get the weight off. she used to be so much better looking in her early 20s.

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    G.I. Jose
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    World class side boob! But she still doesn’t have a pretty face.

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    I think Scarlett is a sexy young woman. That said, she may not have what it takes to be a sexy woman, or even older woman when it gets that time. I think she needs to stop the ho’ing and grow out her hair again. Her proud Lesbian look isn’t as hot as her Matchpoint look. imo

  6. Derek117

    She’s always looked her best as a Blonde. Like many female Celebs Scarlett suffers from the dumb notion that changing her hair color often is “trendy” and makes her one of the Cool Kids. It isn’t. And as long as she sticks to Blonde, she’ll have the boys going ga-ga.

  7. Cock Dr

    2011 was a terrible year for this woman. Hopefully ScarJo will overcome her Penn penis eyeball burn and remount on a hot Hollywood hunk ASAP.
    More pics Scarlett!

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    Not bad but she really needs to show us more of her tits.

  9. She looks like she’s attending her husband’s bowling league awards banquet.

  10. diegoga

    she looks sooooooooo fucking good, que linda puta! alto culo y aparte le gusta toda la leche en la cola.

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    This dress does not show her nice ass.

  12. cc

    There’s a girl at the gym who looks a hell of a lot like Scarlett, except here hair is brown and she has a better figure. I try to talk to her, but she’s a HUGE bitch. What should I do?

    • Dan

      Tell her she is a bitch and act like you wouldn’t care she ever talked to you. She’ll probably be attracted… that is how that type works.

    • Cock Dr

      Avoid all HUGE bitches and your life will be the better for it.

    • Hey Soos

      Ask her if she knows (pick random less attractive girl than her at the gym) “that girl” because she’s SO F’N HOT. Make her think WTF this dude thinks THAT girl is hotter than me? Knock her down a few pegs and make her want you at the same time ;)

    • EricLr

      I think the best approach is to be rich and handsome.

    • cc

      What’s really annoying is that I didn’t just speak to her out of the blue. She used to work at the deli where I went grocery shipping, and when I saw her at the gym I said ‘Oh hi, I remember you from the supermarket. How have you been?’ It’s not like I was some complete stranger accosting her in the street. She looked at me like I was a tumor growing on her foot, and now gives me this grimace should I happen to walk past and say ‘hi’.

    • pornstar

      nothing.if she liked you, she wouldn’t be a bitch towards you…

      walk away and lower your standards.

      • Cock Dr

        Resist the urge to conquer and tame a big B bitch.
        Even though your curiosity over what she looks like naked must be overwhelming such impulses will only lead to big T trouble.

    • Bianca

      Next time she throws you shade, politely (or not) remind her she used to put pig’s assholes through a meat grinder for minumum wage so she is the last person on Earth who should be acting like they’re hot shit.

    • Fist Catcher

      Prank her to death in the parking lot with a tire iron.

    • Rico Jones

      Well are you an ugly weirdo that constantly eyes her up at the gym? Women tend to be creeped out by this.

      • cc

        Well, you can choose not to believe me…but no, I am really not. We ended up at the paper towel dispenser at the same time, and I just started talking to her because I recognized her from the supermarket. I am seldom in close proximity to her in the gym…I use the elliptical machines and she uses the leg machines, I am 30 feet away most of the time.

      • Bianca

        Deli girl might very well be a cuntsac, but the next time you think about talking to a woman at the gym, just imagine you’re giving hydrangeas to Madonna.

      • SisterRay

        This is weird but I think I’ve never seen a guy use an elliptical machine before. I’m not even trying to be a bitch right now, I just don’t think it’s something I’ve ever witnessed. What is it that’s so inherently feminine about the elliptical machine…

    • Deryn

      Cock Doc is right … but Bianca is awesome.

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    looks awkward

  14. Not attractive and never has been.

  15. forrest gump

    that’s why she dumped sean penn.

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    Seems like these 2 aren’t banging on all cylinders

  17. Bianca

    She’s still pretty, but it must suck knowing there’s a hotter, younger, lesbian verison of you walking around Hollywood to remind you of what you used to look like and likely never will again.

  18. Schmidtler

    once Woody Allen and Sean Penn have dipped their dongs in ScarJo, the well’s been poisoned, and I have no interest in her at all. she’s just fat, bitchy and old.

  19. mrsmass

    where did her giant boobs go?

    • Rico Jones

      That’s funny that you mention that. People here are calling her fat and saying she looked better when she was thinner/younger. When she was younger she was actually heavier and thats what plumped up her tits. In recent years she toned up, lost some weight and unfortunately those big titties.

  20. Michael

    Kelly Brook > Scarlet Johansson.

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    Pablo Francisco, Esq.
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    Face: Better.

    Tits: A lot smaller than her prime.


  22. Scarlett Johansson Goldene Kamera Awards
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    Face: Butter

    Tits: Meh

    Personality: Lacking


  23. common

    not true. she is the ugliest jewish woman on the cover of any fashion magazine.
    real talk.

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    The TROOF
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    Tits are gone. Bring on the next starlet.

  25. Scarlett Johansson Goldene Kamera Awards
    The TROOF
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    She’s turtling, that’s why.

  26. Scarlett Johansson Goldene Kamera Awards
    The TROOF
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    I’ll bet she barks orders while you’re fucking her in the ass.

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