And Now Scarlett Johansson Getting Molested By John Travolta

“Mmmf… mmmf… Oh, God, I’ve wanted you for so long, Justin Bieber… mmmf… This is my natural hair… mmmf… I’d never lie to you… mmmf… Tell me to quit Scientology… mmff… Tell me to quit so we can be together.. mmff… I’ll do it… mmff… I’ll do it so hard… Paint me like your Selena girl!”

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