Scarlet Johanson

As much as I’d love to believe that this is actually Scarlet Johanson, my bullshit radar is going off the charts. The girl in the picture looks just enough like Scarlet to throw me off, but I’m not really convinced either way. If anybody can confirm whether or not this is real, that would be sextastic.

Questionable Scarlet Johanson Picture

In the meantime, here are some pictures that are definitely Scarlet. There’s just something about that face that makes me want to melt. Wait, did I say melt? I meant masturbate. I’m classy like that.

*UPDATE: A reader wrote in to confirm that the picture is not Scarlet Johanson, but rather a regular poster on some voyeur site. Here’s the photographic evidence if you need further convincing. Honestly, I can’t even tell if they’re the same person or not. Either way, I think it’s still safe to say that it’s definitely not Scarlet Johanson. Case closed.

**UPDATE: And some more proof that it isn’t her. (thanks Rafa)