Sasquatches Don’t Have Stripes… And Other News

October 7th, 2010 // 46 Comments

- Johnny Depp atones for making a fourth Pirates movie. [Popeater]

- GQ knows how to sell magazines. [theCHIVE]

- Keanu Reeves is running… and happy? NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE. [Lainey Gossip]

- Bret Michaels’ abs are apparently real. [Dlisted]

- Aubrey O’Day is Twittering her ass again. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Geri Halliwell’s still got it. And by it I mean cleavage. Lots of it. [Popoholic]

- Jayde Nicole either wears a thong or goes commando. This requires further study. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Simon Cowell gets midgets for his birthday. Why not? [StarPulse]

- Sarah Palin is a great mom. [The Fab Life]

- Frankie Muniz has a Napoleon complex. [BuzzFeed]

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  1. Taz

    She looks “less” bad in this pic i guess.

  2. Anyone else notice how much kendall’s starting to look like kong in the face lately? Makes me wonder just when exactly kris start bangin jenner lol..

    But yeah bring on a 4th pirates movie. Espec if kira does a nude scene. Loved her boobs in that one flick with thora birch, forget the name.. And way cool of keith richards to play depp’s dad, since depp used him as the inspiration for sparrow in the first place.. Anyway oh yeah p’ce out, fuckers~

  3. GravyLeg

    Please let there be a Great White Hunter taking aim right now…
    Better use the big iron though if he is gonna take that beast down…

  4. Urbanspaceman

    Not really a Kardashian.

  5. IRONMANAustralia

    Simon Cowell is my capitalist hero. How do I get to be like him … without the haircut?

    And I think that comment should qualify Frankie Muntz for the part in Indiana Jones 4. Fuck you Shia LaBeouf you little pussy. Frankie Muntz and his $40,000,000 would fuck you up!

    Ah, Geri. The Spice Girls never get old … uh … figuratively speaking.

  6. Khloe Kardashian in Zebra Stripes
    Commented on this photo:

    Stupid bitches.

  7. hmna

    Sasquatches may not have stripes, but do Wookiees?

  8. jokye

    I dont know why but everytime I look at her nose I think about sex
    I would LOVE To crush her with my Bazuka c0ck I would love to put my fingers trough her love handles, grab her hard and just make her ride me so hard
    I would do it for free also, i mean I know she is rich and everything but My only pleasure would be to do her

    • MrsEllis

      Wait, you want to fuck her in the nose?

      • jokye

        LOL NO,
        thats not what i meant,
        what i meant is that her face makes me think of sex
        , specially her cheeks and nose
        i dont know why but it totally makes me think about doing her while looking at her nose

      • dam dash

        hmm is the sex you think of the beastility type? there is nothing I repeat nothing appealing about this dude, lanky lamar can keep em’. khole probly bangs him w/her man-gina.
        on a brighter not aub o’days ass looks great! her face…ahhh not so much ;(

  9. anonymous

    sasquatches don’t have stripes but wookies do

  10. Ponkur

    Looks like fat Elvis.

  11. hills

    She is hideous…send it back into the wild…preferably during hunting season.

  12. robin quivers

    this site still sucks.

  13. lawstudent

    Um… Khloe Kardashian is actually really pretty. And it’s definitely a toss up whether she or Kourtney is the coolest Kardshian. While Kim’s pretty entrepreneurial, pretty much everyone has seen her box and she throws a lot of tantrums in season 1 of their show. In Kourtney’s words, “not cute.”

    • no.

      stfu. she’s ugly. we don’t care who is your favourite. and we all know kim’s a fucking whiny spoiled dumb famewhore.

      • lawstudent

        just don’t read the comment, freak. it’s not that hard. But i guess it might not occur to someone who can only manage a one-syllable user name. NEXT.

    • noone

      So you study how to circumvent justice by manipulating the courts? How noble! You will be paid well my scholar!

  14. Khloe Kardashian in Zebra Stripes
    Commented on this photo:

    omg………. her face


      I told you so, FACE OF A HIPPO! And her OH-SO HUMONGOUS ASS, mildly put it… Anyone seen the SKANK go on the scales, maybe truck scales for semis?

  15. Bobco

    Does anyone else find this woman hideous? Of all the women Lamar can sleep with he picks this. She’s the Bea Arthur of the Kardashian clan.

  16. Khloe Kardashian in Zebra Stripes
    Commented on this photo:

    That bitch is huge.

  17. Kevin

    Shes ugly, plain and simple

  18. Cock Dr

    Kim should never wear her hair pulled back tight like that. It increases her resemblance to a plastic bobble head doll.
    I’m impressed that the big one got those boots up over her thighs. There must have been a whole team of E interns on that project.

  19. Kevin

    Dear “lawstudent”-are you out of your f’ing mind?? Shes “pretty???” Pretty gross maybe, pretty ugly for sure, pretty much a hanger-on too; anything but pretty

  20. mupps

    So one of the Easter Island heads found a body and went walk-a-bout…Will wonders never cease.

  21. NeNe

    I think that is what Kim’s face would look like now, if she didn’t go over-board with all her surgeries.

  22. GravyLeg

    Little known fact, the Wookiesquatch skin is actually striped too, not just he fur…

  23. Khloe Kardashian in Zebra Stripes
    real deal
    Commented on this photo:

    35 zebra hides were used to make this outfit.

  24. Khloe Kardashian in Zebra Stripes
    real deal
    Commented on this photo:

    caption “I would like 5 extra large meat lovers pizzas, and one plate”

  25. Khloe Kardashian in Zebra Stripes
    real deal
    Commented on this photo:

    can someone tell me why these people are famous again?

  26. BigDickJones

    She’s a mannish-looking talentless freak.

  27. bunch-o-haters

    She may not be the prettiest of the 3, but shes quite hiliarious. Her and Kourtney’s one-liners are awesome. Klhoe dubbed Scott a “douche lord” and Kourtney used the whole “drunk slob-kabob” line. They’re funny. And maybe Lamar fell in love with Klhoe because she has a great personality. I see plenty of fine ass men walking around with mediocre chicks. Bunch of superficial assholes. Since this website is “the superficial” its ok for all you ugly morons to talk trash. Hopefully yall are nicer without the safety of a computer screen to hide behind.

  28. alisa

    she’s only 5’9. you must be a very little man

  29. Diana

    Can someone please understand why most people think this chick is so hideous? Granted she’s not the most beautiful woman ever, but her face is quite pretty, I think. There’s so many truly ugly women in the world, I don’t see all the fuss? What is with you people? I think she could’ve done better than that alien looking monster Lamar….blehhhh.

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