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- Jayde Nicole either wears a thong or goes commando. This requires further study. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
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She looks “less” bad in this pic i guess.
You were first asshole!
It’s true, stripes do make you look less fat >.
Anyone else notice how much kendall’s starting to look like kong in the face lately? Makes me wonder just when exactly kris start bangin jenner lol..
But yeah bring on a 4th pirates movie. Espec if kira does a nude scene. Loved her boobs in that one flick with thora birch, forget the name.. And way cool of keith richards to play depp’s dad, since depp used him as the inspiration for sparrow in the first place.. Anyway oh yeah p’ce out, fuckers~
kong…hahahahaha! FUCK YEAH
The movie is The Hole
Nice one, thanks Taz. Off to google some caps.. :)
Please let there be a Great White Hunter taking aim right now…
Better use the big iron though if he is gonna take that beast down…
Not really a Kardashian.
Simon Cowell is my capitalist hero. How do I get to be like him … without the haircut?
And I think that comment should qualify Frankie Muntz for the part in Indiana Jones 4. Fuck you Shia LaBeouf you little pussy. Frankie Muntz and his $40,000,000 would fuck you up!
Ah, Geri. The Spice Girls never get old … uh … figuratively speaking.
Stupid bitches.
Sasquatches may not have stripes, but do Wookiees?
I dont know why but everytime I look at her nose I think about sex
I would LOVE To crush her with my Bazuka c0ck I would love to put my fingers trough her love handles, grab her hard and just make her ride me so hard
I would do it for free also, i mean I know she is rich and everything but My only pleasure would be to do her
Wait, you want to fuck her in the nose?
LOL NO,
thats not what i meant,
what i meant is that her face makes me think of sex
, specially her cheeks and nose
i dont know why but it totally makes me think about doing her while looking at her nose
hmm is the sex you think of the beastility type? there is nothing I repeat nothing appealing about this dude, lanky lamar can keep em’. khole probly bangs him w/her man-gina.
on a brighter not aub o’days ass looks great! her face…ahhh not so much ;(
sasquatches don’t have stripes but wookies do
Looks like fat Elvis.
She is hideous…send it back into the wild…preferably during hunting season.
this site still sucks.
your show sucks
wish i could argue.
Um… Khloe Kardashian is actually really pretty. And it’s definitely a toss up whether she or Kourtney is the coolest Kardshian. While Kim’s pretty entrepreneurial, pretty much everyone has seen her box and she throws a lot of tantrums in season 1 of their show. In Kourtney’s words, “not cute.”
stfu. she’s ugly. we don’t care who is your favourite. and we all know kim’s a fucking whiny spoiled dumb famewhore.
just don’t read the comment, freak. it’s not that hard. But i guess it might not occur to someone who can only manage a one-syllable user name. NEXT.
So you study how to circumvent justice by manipulating the courts? How noble! You will be paid well my scholar!
i might not even be a law student. it’s a user name on the internet.
omg………. her face
I told you so, FACE OF A HIPPO! And her OH-SO HUMONGOUS ASS, mildly put it… Anyone seen the SKANK go on the scales, maybe truck scales for semis?
Does anyone else find this woman hideous? Of all the women Lamar can sleep with he picks this. She’s the Bea Arthur of the Kardashian clan.
That bitch is huge.
Shes ugly, plain and simple
Kim should never wear her hair pulled back tight like that. It increases her resemblance to a plastic bobble head doll.
I’m impressed that the big one got those boots up over her thighs. There must have been a whole team of E interns on that project.
Dear “lawstudent”-are you out of your f’ing mind?? Shes “pretty???” Pretty gross maybe, pretty ugly for sure, pretty much a hanger-on too; anything but pretty
i guess its case closed, then.
So one of the Easter Island heads found a body and went walk-a-bout…Will wonders never cease.
I think that is what Kim’s face would look like now, if she didn’t go over-board with all her surgeries.
Little known fact, the Wookiesquatch skin is actually striped too, not just he fur…
35 zebra hides were used to make this outfit.
caption “I would like 5 extra large meat lovers pizzas, and one plate”
can someone tell me why these people are famous again?
She’s a mannish-looking talentless freak.
She may not be the prettiest of the 3, but shes quite hiliarious. Her and Kourtney’s one-liners are awesome. Klhoe dubbed Scott a “douche lord” and Kourtney used the whole “drunk slob-kabob” line. They’re funny. And maybe Lamar fell in love with Klhoe because she has a great personality. I see plenty of fine ass men walking around with mediocre chicks. Bunch of superficial assholes. Since this website is “the superficial” its ok for all you ugly morons to talk trash. Hopefully yall are nicer without the safety of a computer screen to hide behind.
she’s only 5’9. you must be a very little man
Can someone please understand why most people think this chick is so hideous? Granted she’s not the most beautiful woman ever, but her face is quite pretty, I think. There’s so many truly ugly women in the world, I don’t see all the fuss? What is with you people? I think she could’ve done better than that alien looking monster Lamar….blehhhh.
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