Sasquatches Don’t Have Stripes… And Other News

- Johnny Depp atones for making a fourth Pirates movie. [Popeater]

- GQ knows how to sell magazines. [theCHIVE]

- Keanu Reeves is running… and happy? NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE. [Lainey Gossip]

- Bret Michaels’ abs are apparently real. [Dlisted]

- Aubrey O’Day is Twittering her ass again. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Geri Halliwell’s still got it. And by it I mean cleavage. Lots of it. [Popoholic]

- Jayde Nicole either wears a thong or goes commando. This requires further study. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Simon Cowell gets midgets for his birthday. Why not? [StarPulse]

- Sarah Palin is a great mom. [The Fab Life]

- Frankie Muniz has a Napoleon complex. [BuzzFeed]

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