Sasquatch is pregnant

June 1st, 2010 // 80 Comments

Realizing people forget she’s even related to that chick with the big ass, Khloe Kardashian has reportedly filled her uterus with seven months of guaranteed attention, according to RadarOnline:

Khloe was inspired by Kourtney having a baby,” a source close to the family tells RadarOnline.com. “Lamar is happy and ecstatic” about having a baby with Khloe.
The source tells RadarOnline.com that the family is elated by the news.
“Khloe is having cravings of fruit and ice cream,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “They’re really happy, but Lamar is a little weary of exposing his baby on TV. He already doesn’t like his life being played out for everyone to see eight months of the year.”

LAMAR: What if we just had a baby like a normal family instead of exploiting the whole thing on TV? Wouldn’t that be nice?
KHLOE: …. *pilots the Millenium Falcon into Lamar’s face*

Photos: Getty, Splash News
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  2. Rhialto

    I’m surprised,what freak was able to get a boner from her?

  3. Darth

    Always watch out for Wookies in heat.I guess this warning is coming too late for her.

  4. cellphone

    The world is getting worse and darker.How about getting the Kardashian sisters sterilized!? Are there any authorities reading this!?

  5. Master Spook

    The only way to got her pregnant was to tie her up in front of a Sherman tank.I saw it all.

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  8. Deacon Jones

    (squints, jostles down notes, looks back up)
    Yes. yesss. Go onnnnnn.

  9. Michelle

    I case no one has expressed love for you lately Fish let me be the one. That is the best title I have seen in a long time! Fantastic!

  10. mike

    Lamar, your life when from F-U-C-K-E-D to R-O-Y-A-L-L-Y F-U-C-K-E-D

  11. Amy Solis

    Dude! You’re headlines kill me! Love you!!

  12. datroof

    @63 Yeah, his life is so rough… One championship ring. Working on his second (fuck beantown). Multi-millionaire with long pro basketball career ahead of him.

    She’s kinda cute, in a big-boned chick way. And I give her props for not having gotten bolt-ons yet.

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  14. Does anyone realize how fake kim’s nose is? Compare hers with khloe and kourtney’s. Hers is sharp as hell!

  15. katiesw

    I’ve met her, she doesn’t photograph well AT ALL. She’s actually pretty and has a pretty good body. But yeah, she’s a cunt and cusses like a sailor.

  16. KAG

    I thought that was a dude

  17. Brit'Nie D

    You guys are beyond being haters! I’m happy for Khloe && Lamar and just because they’re having a baby doesn’t mean that it’s for attention. They’re married….. and last time I checked that’s what married people do. But I guess everyone’s titled to their own opinions. All I have to say about is congrats to the Odom’s and I know their baby will be gorgeous!!!!!!! ;)

  18. Fuck all ur hating pieces of shit niggas. Go suck a dick!

  19. mrs.rich

    You are a bunch off idiots. I like klo and I like Court,. Kim not so much. I think they are funny. And the mother and Bruce are just parents, looking out for their kids. And don’t wish harm to and unborn baby. You people are insane. If you could do what they do you would be doing the same damn thing… ha ha ha

  20. chaka1

    The Kartashians are garbage and a waste of oxygen.

  21. nini

    that’s rude to call her sasquatch..i love the whole kardashian family and am happy foor khloe and lamar…CONGRATS!! :)

  22. beautiful sexy body

  23. that is, beautiful sexy body

  24. Is there any official announcement from her side?

  25. Cathy

    gross!! please take that pic of that man so called khloe off.
    oh and now she’s pregnant..poor lamar what were you thinking
    who would get a boner from him/her..lamar thinks of a hot chick when he fuckss this ugly biitch.
    this bitch is ugly!! no guy would even fuckk her.. or maybe but they’ll think of a hot chick.
    and the headline is hilarious!

  26. sandy

    MEN AND TRANNIES CAN’T GET PREGNANT!!! HELLOO

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