Sasquatch is pregnant
Realizing people forget she’s even related to that chick with the big ass, Khloe Kardashian has reportedly filled her uterus with seven months of guaranteed attention, according to RadarOnline:
Khloe was inspired by Kourtney having a baby,” a source close to the family tells RadarOnline.com. “Lamar is happy and ecstatic” about having a baby with Khloe.
The source tells RadarOnline.com that the family is elated by the news.
“Khloe is having cravings of fruit and ice cream,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “They’re really happy, but Lamar is a little weary of exposing his baby on TV. He already doesn’t like his life being played out for everyone to see eight months of the year.”
LAMAR: What if we just had a baby like a normal family instead of exploiting the whole thing on TV? Wouldn’t that be nice?
KHLOE: …. *pilots the Millenium Falcon into Lamar’s face*