Here’s Sasha Grey pretending to pose nude for PETA which makes no fucking sense when you think about it. Keeley Hazell went completely topless to save the animals and even the Real Housewives chick made with the full ass shot for whatever the hell she was against that probably wasn’t important, but the porn star wants to make “art?” C’mon. There are guys reading this site who could draw Sasha’s taint with their eyes closed. Just for that, I’m going into an alley and feeding fertility pills to stray cats.
UPDATE: Octomom bit my finger off before I could even open the bottle. Really should’ve seen that coming.