Sasha Grey Will Never Stop Touching Your Kids

The Superficial | November 11, 2011 - 3:47 pm

A California school district has found itself under fire after allowing “former” porn star Sasha Grey to read to students as part of her involvement in the Read Across America program. While the school attempted to cover it up, Sasha has decided to go a different route and announced she will continue reading to kids even if she has to have sex with lonely Internet bloggers who mocked her involvement to win them over. (Stop me if I’m reading this thing wrong.) TMZ reports:

“I committed to this program with the understanding that people would have their own opinions about what I have done, who I am and what I represent.”
She adds, “I am an actor. I am an artist. I am a daughter. I am a sister. I am a partner. I have a past that some people may not agree with, but it does not define who I am.”
“I believe in the future of our children, and I will remain an active supporter and participant in education-focused initiatives.”

“I am an actor. I am an artist. I am a daughter. I am a sister. I am a partner.” Ah, Christ, put away the slam poetry, lady. Look, I’m all for promoting child literacy considering we live in a nation that prides itself on ignorance and shuns intellectual thought as “sosherlism,” so it’s great that Sasha wants to teach kids to read. However, she also made a conscious decision to spend an exorbitant amount of time sucking dick on camera for money, and now a roomful of school children know her name which they probably Googled on their iPads during lunch and now mom and dad have to explain babies don’t come from two guys putting their pee-pee in a lady’s hiney. It’s really not a comfortable conversation, even with hand-puppets. (Friendly Tip: Never ask me to babysit.)

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