Sarah Silverman decides five years of pity sex is enough for Jimmy Kimmel

Goddamn I hate this fuckin ugly hairy jew. I’d love to kick her in the vag with my steel-tipped boot until her clit is just a smashed red dot, then glue it to her forehead so she looks like a hairy pimento-headed Indian cunt instead.

So you’re saying she’s available? Alriiiight!!!

FIRST!

Could it be true?! Was she INDEED f#$ing Matt Damon?! Was he INDEED doing Ben Affleck?! The world may never know…(Either way, Sarah…call me!)

Who the fuck is this useless person?

Way to go Jimmy.
Those jew bitches with big noses are a dime a dozen.
I wish someone would slap that goofy ass smurk of her face.

I always thought Jimmy was WAY too good for her anyway. She is a hideous troll and her humor made me cringe more than laugh.

How the fuck he lasted 5 years listening to this nasally-impaired and very unfunny labia wrap is beyond me……

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Wow, never realized what a great rack she had… Her stock is rising, and so is something else ;)

Kimmel was funny as hell when he was on KROQ radio in LA. Better than that Ralph Garmin retard.

Kimmel was married to a pretty hot lady before this skank came along.

I’ll bet that guy in black in the second pic sounds just like Thurston Howell III when he talks.

I always wondered where the racist and/or bigot assholes went to talk shit about celebrities…. ahh superficial.com. Makes sense.

She can be funny but then gets lazy and does toliet humor and bad sex jokes. Well now she can get some new action and I hope she gets a lot of quality oral sex as well as a nice size cock and a nice looking guy who is fun and fit !

So like, uh, here in Narnia if it has a humanish face it’s fair game, right?

Damn #1 (veggie) you are going way to easy on her……..lol !!! Way to come out first with a bang!!!

I always thought she was descent looking… in a not quite perfect but natural sort of way…

Two of the biggest, most untalented ass clowns that pass for celebrities in today’s world.

Thank God they separated before they produced the next generation Ben Stiller.

This made my day. I will daydream about the vile, unholy, unmentionable, inappropriate, disgusting things I would do to her body… Down with productivity!

I’d make her come to (for) Jesus (me). ZING!!!

I’ve spent many evenings laughing up a storm from your skits Sarah and it doesn’t matter what your dating situation happens to be, just as long as you continue bringing out the laughs in all of us.

As a young, talented and beautiful lady, you’ll be dating and falling in love again in no time.

Randal

She must have a dude’s hairy asshole. Not to mention some long black hairs coming out of her nipples. And pubes starting just under her bellybutton.

I want to suck the Menonites out of her boobies.

I would also love to nail her wailing wall.

Veggi is my damn hero. Heroine. Whatever. That post ROCKED

to no.8 they were never funny to begin with!

Damn Veggie, I’m surprised you could spare enough time from masturbating to your autographed pic of Hitler to string together that bile filled racist remark, or did releasing all that rage at climax just heighten the orgasm for ya?

Either way, you’re just a load your ugly ass momma shoulda swallowed.

@11 Thurston Howell, good one!! I didn’t see it at first, then on further review I got it.

@24 that’s not Veggie, it’s her sick troll.

I liked Jimmy until he did that cross country fill in for Regis in the morning and return to do his show that night commute. It became all about him and he wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it. Big deal. You sat on your ass in an airplane… I’m sure there will be an Emmy in it for you. And that “I’m fucking Matt Damon” song was the least funny thing I’ve watched since any episode of Friends.

So, back to the photo’s at hand. Are those tits real? If so, I salute you.

pixie i agree with you, I hope sarah gets everything she wants in the next guy like great oral and a big cock, the chick is funny and deserves it!

Sarah Silverman SUCKS! She is a nasty B!tch!

TEAM BRITNEY!

So “Zira” Silverman, or is it Sarah, got enough exposure from the fat-assed cross-eyed Stern-clone.

Next step up Zira, aim much higher fucking your way to the….. lower middle. And remember to shave your back before that first date, just in case he isn’t into the whole hirsute thing.

Her eyebrows frighten me. Bet she has hairy arms too. And we all know what that might mean……SLINGBLADE.

She is a pig.

Yeah this cunt sure must have connections because she is not funny or witty but is chosen nonetheless.
I am one of the hated – an Anglo Saxon (you will be rid of us in this country soon)

I love Sarah she’s hot and funny as hell. Look at her tits in pic 1. Hell yeah!!

Good for you girl. We all know Jimmy had a small cock and that you deserve to be fucked good and hard with a big one.
Keep the laughs coming!

I am guessing there is one question Jimmy won’t miss hearing, “Honey, would you please shave my neck?”

When did she buy those boobs?

Wow! Seems like they’ve been together forever! If you love celebrity gossip, be sure to check out the trivia on http://www.kwanzoo.com!

Finally! This bitch is soooo unfunny. I’m tired of Jimmy pullin strings to get her gigs.

Kimmel sucks my left nut. I’d bone sarah silverman in a minute. Great tits!

Well, she is f*cking Matt Damon.

I heard she wets the bed.

I have no idea who this lady is. She’s cute, though.

I guess he got tired of her f*cking Matt Damon.

Or she got tired of him f*cking Ben Affleck.

wow, she is almost as hairy as robin williams

Sarah Silverman is hot. She is smart, funny, and HOT.
I <3 SS :-)

Sarah, baby! Call me!

hohoho, I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site Mixed mingle . c o m last week. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for man on that site! what a fool woman!

#47 carrie, you have an appointment tomorrow at noon. At noon in Hell.

Nice rack!

Sarah’s single? You wouldn’t happen to know if she’s gone gay, would you?