Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have officially split, according to Vanity Fair.com:
Kimmel’s rep Lewis Kay and Silverman’s rep Amy Zvi both confirmed that Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating and issued a joint statement that “Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.”
The two dated for roughly five years in a situation that left many wondering “Is Jimmy Kimmel really that funny off-camera or does his penis double as an espresso maker?” The world may never know.
UPDATE: It opens a portal to Narnia. I can’t really get into how I found out, but you should probably know The Geekologie Writer will be MIA for a couple of days…
Photos: Splash News
veggi | July 14, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Goddamn I hate this fuckin ugly hairy jew. I’d love to kick her in the vag with my steel-tipped boot until her clit is just a smashed red dot, then glue it to her forehead so she looks like a hairy pimento-headed Indian cunt instead.
UCrawford | July 14, 2008 at 4:33 pm
So you’re saying she’s available? Alriiiight!!!
FIRST! | July 14, 2008 at 4:33 pm
FIRST!
Jeff Millz | July 14, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Could it be true?! Was she INDEED f#$ing Matt Damon?! Was he INDEED doing Ben Affleck?! The world may never know…(Either way, Sarah…call me!)
hhh | July 14, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Who the fuck is this useless person?
goddamu | August 10, 2011 at 9:45 am
this chick and her big tits, long legs and tight ass is so damn sexy – bet she is one hell of a good time in bed- I’d love to fuck her -
Captain Jack Sparrow | July 14, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Way to go Jimmy.
Those jew bitches with big noses are a dime a dozen.
I wish someone would slap that goofy ass smurk of her face.
goddamu | August 10, 2011 at 9:50 am
boy you gay christian ted haggerty loving assholes sure do hate sexy women–
somebody needs to lock you sissy fucks up before you go on a mass shooting rampage.
we know you prefer you lovers more like gay cheerleading georgie-boy bush type- so you are in the wrong place here– try www. blue-balls.com
Nexera | July 14, 2008 at 4:38 pm
I always thought Jimmy was WAY too good for her anyway. She is a hideous troll and her humor made me cringe more than laugh.
havoc | July 14, 2008 at 4:38 pm
How the fuck he lasted 5 years listening to this nasally-impaired and very unfunny labia wrap is beyond me……
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Sell Porn Make Money | July 14, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Wow, never realized what a great rack she had… Her stock is rising, and so is something else ;)
Ted Kennedy's tumor | July 14, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Kimmel was funny as hell when he was on KROQ radio in LA. Better than that Ralph Garmin retard.
Kimmel was married to a pretty hot lady before this skank came along.
nipolian | July 14, 2008 at 4:44 pm
I’ll bet that guy in black in the second pic sounds just like Thurston Howell III when he talks.
Sophie | July 14, 2008 at 4:48 pm
I always wondered where the racist and/or bigot assholes went to talk shit about celebrities…. ahh superficial.com. Makes sense.
Pixie | July 14, 2008 at 4:50 pm
She can be funny but then gets lazy and does toliet humor and bad sex jokes. Well now she can get some new action and I hope she gets a lot of quality oral sex as well as a nice size cock and a nice looking guy who is fun and fit !
The Geekologie Writer, from Narnia | July 14, 2008 at 4:50 pm
So like, uh, here in Narnia if it has a humanish face it’s fair game, right?
DarkSecret | July 14, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Damn #1 (veggie) you are going way to easy on her……..lol !!! Way to come out first with a bang!!!
somebody | July 14, 2008 at 4:54 pm
I always thought she was descent looking… in a not quite perfect but natural sort of way…
Thank God | July 14, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Two of the biggest, most untalented ass clowns that pass for celebrities in today’s world.
Thank God they separated before they produced the next generation Ben Stiller.
Derek | July 14, 2008 at 4:56 pm
This made my day. I will daydream about the vile, unholy, unmentionable, inappropriate, disgusting things I would do to her body… Down with productivity!
I’d make her come to (for) Jesus (me). ZING!!!
Randal | July 14, 2008 at 5:00 pm
I’ve spent many evenings laughing up a storm from your skits Sarah and it doesn’t matter what your dating situation happens to be, just as long as you continue bringing out the laughs in all of us.
As a young, talented and beautiful lady, you’ll be dating and falling in love again in no time.
Randal
Raquel | July 14, 2008 at 5:03 pm
She must have a dude’s hairy asshole. Not to mention some long black hairs coming out of her nipples. And pubes starting just under her bellybutton.
Zohan Moses Israel | July 14, 2008 at 5:04 pm
I want to suck the Menonites out of her boobies.
I would also love to nail her wailing wall.
Boston_Freek | July 14, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Veggi is my damn hero. Heroine. Whatever. That post ROCKED
Matthew | July 14, 2008 at 5:19 pm
to no.8 they were never funny to begin with!
Cash907 | July 14, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Damn Veggie, I’m surprised you could spare enough time from masturbating to your autographed pic of Hitler to string together that bile filled racist remark, or did releasing all that rage at climax just heighten the orgasm for ya?
Either way, you’re just a load your ugly ass momma shoulda swallowed.
Auntie Kryst | July 14, 2008 at 5:37 pm
@11 Thurston Howell, good one!! I didn’t see it at first, then on further review I got it.
@24 that’s not Veggie, it’s her sick troll.
Ted from LA | July 14, 2008 at 5:41 pm
I liked Jimmy until he did that cross country fill in for Regis in the morning and return to do his show that night commute. It became all about him and he wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it. Big deal. You sat on your ass in an airplane… I’m sure there will be an Emmy in it for you. And that “I’m fucking Matt Damon” song was the least funny thing I’ve watched since any episode of Friends.
So, back to the photo’s at hand. Are those tits real? If so, I salute you.
jesussuperstar | July 14, 2008 at 5:42 pm
pixie i agree with you, I hope sarah gets everything she wants in the next guy like great oral and a big cock, the chick is funny and deserves it!
mimi | July 14, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Sarah Silverman SUCKS! She is a nasty B!tch!
TEAM BRITNEY!
sameshitdifferentyear | July 14, 2008 at 6:25 pm
So “Zira” Silverman, or is it Sarah, got enough exposure from the fat-assed cross-eyed Stern-clone.
Next step up Zira, aim much higher fucking your way to the….. lower middle. And remember to shave your back before that first date, just in case he isn’t into the whole hirsute thing.
Trover | July 14, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Her eyebrows frighten me. Bet she has hairy arms too. And we all know what that might mean……SLINGBLADE.
Loser | July 14, 2008 at 6:51 pm
She is a pig.
Jerry Lewis' Sister in a thong | July 14, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Yeah this cunt sure must have connections because she is not funny or witty but is chosen nonetheless.
I am one of the hated – an Anglo Saxon (you will be rid of us in this country soon)
Nick | July 14, 2008 at 6:58 pm
I love Sarah she’s hot and funny as hell. Look at her tits in pic 1. Hell yeah!!
jen | July 14, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Good for you girl. We all know Jimmy had a small cock and that you deserve to be fucked good and hard with a big one.
Keep the laughs coming!
Ted from LA | July 14, 2008 at 7:03 pm
I am guessing there is one question Jimmy won’t miss hearing, “Honey, would you please shave my neck?”
Jay | July 14, 2008 at 7:30 pm
When did she buy those boobs?
moneil | July 14, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Wow! Seems like they’ve been together forever! If you love celebrity gossip, be sure to check out the trivia on http://www.kwanzoo.com!
Sash | July 14, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Finally! This bitch is soooo unfunny. I’m tired of Jimmy pullin strings to get her gigs.
jimmy sucked anyway | July 14, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Kimmel sucks my left nut. I’d bone sarah silverman in a minute. Great tits!
me | July 14, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Well, she is f*cking Matt Damon.
http://www.funderoos.com | July 14, 2008 at 9:37 pm
I heard she wets the bed.
your mom | July 14, 2008 at 10:31 pm
I have no idea who this lady is. She’s cute, though.
LEB | July 14, 2008 at 10:43 pm
I guess he got tired of her f*cking Matt Damon.
Or she got tired of him f*cking Ben Affleck.
asshat | July 14, 2008 at 10:56 pm
wow, she is almost as hairy as robin williams
Axabitte | July 14, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Sarah Silverman is hot. She is smart, funny, and HOT.
I <3 SS :-)
DrDanny | July 14, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Sarah, baby! Call me!
carrie | July 15, 2008 at 12:18 am
hohoho, I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site Mixed mingle . c o m last week. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for man on that site! what a fool woman!
FRIST!!! | July 15, 2008 at 12:24 am
#47 carrie, you have an appointment tomorrow at noon. At noon in Hell.
IKE | July 15, 2008 at 12:38 am
Nice rack!
Some Girl on the Net | July 15, 2008 at 12:46 am
Sarah’s single? You wouldn’t happen to know if she’s gone gay, would you?