Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have reunited after getting chased out of their respective villages with torches, People reports:
“They’re taking it slow,” says a source. “They’re on the road back to being together again.”
The comedians, who ended their five-year relationship in July, have recently been spotted on dates on both coasts.
So, to paraphrase: Two people started having really hairy sex again.
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Hate em | October 7, 2008 at 4:19 pm
I HATE these fuckers
ihatework | October 7, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Sarah looks good in that tie…
gpro | October 7, 2008 at 4:19 pm
first?
gpro | October 7, 2008 at 4:21 pm
3rd?
Big Ro | October 7, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Its like that Seinfeld episode…. In one light she is hot, in another she is a troll. I just dont know…. Let me reference Charlize Theron;
Yip, Sarah’s a troll….
hines | October 7, 2008 at 4:33 pm
who gives a goddamned fuck about these goddamned shitstains anyway?
Sarah Palin | October 7, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!
(applause)
After I’m elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!
(long applause)
Vote McCain (Palin)
Amen!
(AMEN!!!)
ummm...yeah | October 7, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Where the fuck is the REAL FISH?
This/these fuckin writers are NOT funny!!!
Does anyone else think these two look like siblings?
Both of them are ugly as hell!
steve | October 7, 2008 at 4:42 pm
The goofy homo on the right is even uglier than the one on the left. Look at the head on that damn freak, looks like the head of a boar hog shaved clean. They don’t even make hats that friggin size. God damn!
I just puked all over my desk when I saw that hog-head bastard.
Randal | October 7, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Sarah, our hearts grow when we’re together and they grow when we’re apart and I see that both of your hearts still ached from your split that it’s brought you back together again.
May this moment in your lives bring you closer than you were before. Hope the road isn’t as bumpy for either of you this time around. All the best.
Randal
mamadough | October 7, 2008 at 4:54 pm
i think the only thing that keeps him from bashing her skull in with a heavy-handle wrench is that her collie-dog haired twat is the only thing that doesn’t resemble a filipino boy that will near get his mangled dick.
Barack Obama | October 7, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Let us pray that our brave troops die while doing Gods work. Amen!
(applause)
After I’m elected I will, in addition to my presidental duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Muslim men and women seeking to advance islam in the form of new initiatives such as jihads and beheadings. After all, only REAL muslims should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in islam, ushering in the end times!
(long applause)
Vote Nobama (biden)
Amen!
(AMEN!!!)
Jessica | October 7, 2008 at 5:01 pm
ENDR MISSED HIS CHANCE!!
Barrack Hussein Obama | October 7, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Let us pray that our brave troops die while doing Gods work. Amen!
(applause)
After I’m elected I will, in addition to my presidential duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute called ACORN to ensure that future candidates are truly Muslim men and women seeking to advance islam in the form of new initiatives such as jihads, hijackings and be headings. After all, only REAL muslims should be armed across the planet. We will ensure that the entire planet believes in islam, ushering in the end times!
(long applause)
Vote Nobama (biden)
Amen!
(AMEN!!!)
whore face | October 7, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Where are all the commets about Jimmys big fat titts?
Hate 'er | October 7, 2008 at 5:13 pm
The ugly evil whore sure gots some ugly calves on her. Not to mention she is ugly in the face. And heart.
Sheva | October 7, 2008 at 5:16 pm
That chick needs to get back to Florida and start sucking old Jewish dudes’ cocks for Obama votes.
Drop a load on her old dudes, then vote for freedom, not socialism.
Obama will lose to Palin | October 7, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Kimmel used to do the sports on KROQ in LA. He was pretty damn funny there. Now, he sucks. He was married to a pretty hot woman when he was there.
Sorry obama, I am going to bitterly cling to my guns and religion. So when you sheeple who voted for “change” come looking for some help because the new messiah has sent us down the path of socialism, just keep on walking unless you want a 5.56mm enema. Just because rockin’ obama was the second highest recipient of campain money from both freddie man and fannie mae doesn’t mean anything right?
Huffybike | October 7, 2008 at 5:25 pm
No chance of Jimmy and Michael getting together, then? http://tinyurl.com/4lbfeg
Air Mail | October 7, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Sarah should have very public sex with Obama (the real sticky kind, not like her Florida relatives video.) I think this will help Obama’s image with regular guys, i,e. the steady girl with the sucking lemmons face don’t look like fun. In addition, Sarah might get her own show again. It might even drive Jimmy back to his wife and family!
jesus | October 7, 2008 at 5:35 pm
where is her top lip?
UK_Matt | October 7, 2008 at 7:18 pm
On behalf of the nation of England I ask the following: Who are these people?
Our nation is small. Its hard to own guns here. But we do not have these people. And no Spencer nor Heidi too.
I think it balances.
I'm Barack Obama and I approve... | October 7, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Heard a great joke today:
What do Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden have in common??
Give Up??
Both have friends who tried to blow up the Pentagon!!
Hey-oh!!
timmy the dying boy | October 7, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Correction: you said, “comedians.” Surely you meant “sad douchebag and unfunny cunt.” You’re welcome.
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sue | October 7, 2008 at 10:46 pm
They look exhausted.
Pee Wee From Porky's | October 7, 2008 at 11:12 pm
Why does that photo make me think of butter?
Bugs | October 7, 2008 at 11:34 pm
What the hell does he see in that big flat slob?
HorribleJudgment | October 7, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Another poster referenced this somewhat: sometimes she looks good, other times….not so much. As for him, he’s a fathead. I imagine he lets out loud, wet farts on a regular basis, and expects everyone to just excuse them. No, I imagine he expects everyone to LIKE them. I don’t like people like that.
Ew | October 8, 2008 at 1:11 am
Ew. She has some shitty legs.
Insatiable Peter | October 8, 2008 at 2:51 am
Is Silverman’s schtick of acting so mentally retarded supposed to pass off as good, cutting-edge comedy, today?… It shouldn’t. Just sayin.
cthula | October 8, 2008 at 2:51 am
Sarah Silverman is as hot as it gets. Gorgeous, funny as hell, mouthy, raunchy. Damn! Kimmel, on the other hand… well, he’s funny. Mostly.
Gross Leg make Woman Bitter | October 8, 2008 at 7:18 am
Yeah she has ugly legs. Not to mention no upper lip. And she is mean and vulgar. Quite the Cunt.
gerard Vandenberg | October 8, 2008 at 8:24 am
……………..SHIT HAPPENS, folks!!
Rant | October 8, 2008 at 8:41 am
Sarah would be the chick a few people may remember from SNL but is now playing low level comedy clubs if it was not for Jimmy Kimmel. She rode him to the top.
havoc | October 8, 2008 at 9:40 am
Rat Face and Bagel Boy.
Its just so right….
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Deacon Jones | October 8, 2008 at 10:06 am
@8
They look like siblings because Jewish people have been interbreeding for the past 3,000 years. That’s why the women are disgusting and the men are physically frail, bald, poor eyesight. Example – name a Jewish athlete. Anyone? Hasidic Jews have actual genetic diseases as a result of this.
When you consistently limit your gene pool , this is what happens.
Seek | June 15, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Sandy Koufax, Hank Greenberg, Mark Spitz, Shaun Green, Ken Holtzman, Dolph Schayes, Ron Mix, Bennie Leonard, Sid Luckman — for athletes, that’s a pretty good start anyway.
Powerofpeace69 | October 8, 2008 at 10:37 am
The winds of change are sweeping over america and the facist republicans are too lazy to stop us.
Don’t worry republicans, Barack Obama is going to fix america and even though you are against him now, you’ll still reap the benefits of his brilliant plan.
There isn’t enough of you to steal this vote this time. Too many people have realized your empty promises.
ugh | October 8, 2008 at 10:47 am
8-
pipe down hitler jimmy kimmel isn’t jewish.
have you enlisted?
Da Revvvvvvvrend Jaramyah Rite | October 8, 2008 at 10:47 am
Sarah Silverman is as hot as a piece of shit in the microwave. She’s as funny as a litterbox that hasn’t been emptied in three years. I don’t know what kind of losers would watch either one of them.
Deacon Jones | October 8, 2008 at 11:27 am
@40
The both fucking suck horribly. If they were Irish they wouldnt have careers to begin with.
HuckyDucky | October 8, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Mathieu Schneider is a Jew who plays hockey for the Atlanta Thrashers. Really good defenseman.
ramona putz | October 8, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Jimmy has an ugly ass so it was hard for him to find another woman to do the “bend over boyfriend” thing with.
As for Sarah, she needed his connections more than ever because, you know, she’s just not that talented (The Sarah Silverman Show) or pretty (JAP rodent).
Desperation truly does make one’s heart grow fonder.
WhiteBoy41 | October 8, 2008 at 8:16 pm
They should bang out an ugly lil—–well ,,,you know.!!!! Yid
Bosco | October 9, 2008 at 6:48 am
How big is Kimmel’s head ffs
clamum | October 9, 2008 at 9:26 am
Can’t do any better? Fuck, I’ll take you Sarah. She’s hot as fuck. Marry me?
Just_As_It_Is | October 10, 2008 at 7:35 pm
There’s something sexy about that mischievous look on her face, I’ll tell you that.
Lorne | October 18, 2008 at 10:38 pm
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