Sarah Silverman endorses Barack Obama – by insulting black people

September 25th, 2008 // 281 Comments

Sarah Silverman endorses Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama in this video that encourages her fellow Jews to blackmail their Florida-residing grandparents into voting for Obama. I posted it because I know how much you guys love when celebrities talk about politics. It’s your favorite :)

NOTE: Video is NSFW due to language such as fuck, shit, damn and brisket.


  1. Big nosed Shiksa likes it deep

    Yeah it’s brave and easy to be unaware of the world, spending most of your time on your stomach getting plowed in the ass due to a loose pussy.
    I am fooling noone? What does that mean dumbass? If you don’t know what I am talking about I guess you are the one that is being fooled.
    You have not said one sentence in adult language. You have not counterpointed a single thing I have stated and that is because you cannot argue with the truth unless you lie.
    “Hair trigger temper”. Yep, that’s me. I aint christian so don’t try slapping me in the face I will hit you back.

    “So why do you have your panties in such a wad about those evil “centrist bankers” stealing money from the working class, or “debt slaves” as you call them– if YOU’RE NOT ONE OF THEM?” I am one of them simpleton. And I am not sure how many goyim are aware of the intentions of the Fed. Are you aware of the Banking Manifestos? You should read this and keep your mouth shut when adults are trying to speak. And your legs closed. Read this and tell me what you think. There is tons and tons of this kind of thing.

    Congressman Charles A. Lindbergh, Sr. revealed the Bankers Manifesto of 1892 to the U.S. Congress somewhere between 1907 and 1917.

    BANKERS MANIFESTO
    We (the bankers) must proceed with caution and guard every move made, for the lower order of people are already showing signs of restless commotion. Prudence will therefore show a policy of apparently yielding to the popular will until our plans are so far consummated that we can declare our designs without fear of any organized resistance.

    Organizations in the United States should be carefully watched by our trusted men, and we must take immediate steps to control these organizations in our interest or disrupt them.

    At the coming Omaha convention to be held July 4, 1892, our men must attend and direct its movement or else there will be set on foot such antagonism to our designs as may require force to overcome.

    This at the present time would be premature. We are not yet ready for such a crisis. Capital must protect itself in every possible manner through combination (conspiracy) and legislation.

    The courts must be called to our aid, debts must be collected, bonds and mortgages foreclosed as rapidly as possible.

    When, through the process of law, the common people have lost their homes,
    they will be more tractable and easily governed through the influence of the strong arm
    of the government applied to a central power of imperial wealth under the control of the leading financiers.

    People without homes will not quarrel with their leaders. History repeats itself in regular cycles. This truth is well known among our principal men who are engaged in forming an imperialism of the world. While they are doing this, the people must be kept in a state of political antagonism.

    The question of tariff reform must be urged through the organization known as the Democratic Party, and the question of protection with the reciprocity must be forced to view through the Republican Party.

    By thus dividing voters, we can get them to expend their energies in fighting over questions of no importance to us, except as teachers to the common herd. Thus, by discrete actions, we can secure all that has been so generously planned and successfully accomplished.

  2. #236 – We’re still here. ( Ever tried ‘Beano’?) (no offense)
    #251 – My good friend ‘Clifford Notes”
    – GAMES OVER – CHICAGO WINS !!! -
    had similar info from this J P. Morgan guy a day or two ago – maybe Page 3 ?
    So… Cheers .

  3. Hi stupid unaware talmud-vision stoned white sheeple.

    Click the link for a little video and a 110 page .pdf format bailout plan expected to be passed by congress. I expect you to fulminate with rage, and to try and kill the messenger.

    One more thing:

    You’re all stupid white goyim being led to the slaughter. You know that don’t you?

  4. Hi Stupid White Sheeple!

    page 68:

    3 SEC. 122. INCREASE IN STATUTORY LIMIT ON THE PUBLIC
    4 DEBT.

    5 Subsection (b) of section 3101 of title 31, United

    6 States Code, is amended by striking out the dollar limita

    7 tion contained in such subsection and inserting

    8 ”$11,315,000,000,000”.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Eleven trillion dollars! That’s the funniest thing in this entire thread! Sarah Silverman needs to quit writing her “comedy” scripts and let the government provide all of the material!!!

  5. Slut

    #236 that’s because “binky” also has about 10 other user names. Oh…..(reflect) to be a child again…..

  6. ohhhh

    Damn I want to see her boobs.

  7. binkywatch

    @255

    …Wha??? The HELL you say!!!

    Apparently the nuances of sarcasm are completely lost on you, you thick-headed dolt.

  8. Shiksa

    Hi 251. Did you miss me? I know you did. Well let me make your day…

    Re: your post… Awww. Disappointing, especially that first paragraph. That’s all you could come up with? The old, tired “loose pussy” routine? Kinda lame, I expected WAY better combacks from someone SO intellegent. *rolls eyes*

    Really now– your attempts at insulting me are laughable at best, and you certainly aren’t fooling anyone with your “just under the surface” seething rage. (You try to come off as being “calm” and then lose your shit all over the place. It’s rather entertaining.)

    I can almost understand why someone like you is so angry, I mean I would be angry too if I were living a hand-to-mouth existance, eating my store brand TV dinner, ass burrowed in my stinky, burgundy pleather lay-z-boy, and wearing my old-man sweat-stained wifebeater tee & threadbare boxer shorts, while the cockroaches scuttle to-and-fro about the trailer floor. That might make me a little bitter too, gramps.

    Don’t know why you’re so hung up on religion– I’m not much for it myself. Call me a cynic, but I don’t need someone telling me I can’t mix meat and dairy, or eat meat on Fridays, or eat pork, or fast during sun-up, or what have you. It’s all bullshit to me. You really need to get a grip about that before you come off looking like a nut jo– oh, nevermind.

    I guess in the end, if you were as smart as you profess to be, you wouldn’t be in the situation you are in. And for what it’s worth, if you took all the energy you spend pounding away at your keyboard in “riteous anger” and spent it doing something more constructive, you may just get somewhere and not end up being some bitter old curmudgeon yelling for some damn kids to get off your lawn. And being so invested in all those conspiracy theories and all that other “sheeple/jew” bullshit you spew about is just sad. You must be a real hit at parties. *giggles to self*

    Seriously, dude. You need to unclench your asscheeks and not be such an insufferable dick.

  9. @ #259: Not really sure if you’re aiming your stuff at me or not, my little crypto matzo ball, but if you’re expecting more fireworks, no can do.

    Can’t be wasting perfectly good ordinance bombing and strafing a dead thread.

    In the meantime, click the link, enjoy! : )

  10. Shiksa

    Aw… c’mon– … and I was just starting to have fun, too. (But you don’t really think I’ve clicked on any of those previous links, do you?)

    *sigh* I guess I’ll just have to find something else to do now. I do like the nickname tho, it’s kinda cute… *blush*. You mind if I keep it?

    ..so okay. thanks for the NIN serenade… even though you spoiled my fun by taking away the fireworks. ;-)

  11. whitebear

    Don’t worry people, you’ll always be the arseholes of the universe.

  12. blackbear

    ^^^ And you, sir, are the shitstain. ^^^

  13. I don’t do night attacks with good ordinance either (except on weekends), but I do do a bit of recycling in the occasional night attack in other newer threads.

    I wouldn’t have known you’d written anything except that I came back to dig up some buried ordinance.

    Since you didn’t look at the other links, you might not have seen this one. Frist loved it. Enjoy! ; D

    Oh, and you can be a matzo ball if you like. : )

  14. Shiksa (AKA matzo ball)

    Awww, you can admit it, your curiosity got the best of you. You came back to say hi. :) I’m flattered. Well, geez– I have to admit, I think you might be growing on me a little bit… (…Wha…?!)

    So I saw your “attacks” on the newer threads and had to chuckle to myself, but didn’t post, just played spectator. …Still curious as to why you are so angry, or is that a put on? Just wondering…

    So, ah… Can we call this thread our little meeting place now? hee hee :)

  15. Shiksa (AKA matzo ball)

    OK, So I clicked on the link… and I noticed this is the second time you referenced “vertigo” and “Frist”. I do know this “Frist” character from visiting the site (at least a year and a half, but I’ve never posted until a couple months ago.) So– what’s the connection with “Frist” and “vertigo”? I do know some troll took over her handle and she hasn’t been back in a while. (I’m guessing?) I don’t follow closely enough to know the day-to-day goings on, but I always thought she was somewhat funny. (no Jrzmommy, tho.)

  16. Shiksa (AKA matzo ball)

    pssst… *whispers* …it’s officially my birthday…! Just thought you’d like to know, my feisty little Bubeleh. heheheheeee

  17. shyguy

    I love sarah.. she has great tits!

  18. Hope you like it. Happy belated birthday Shiksa (AKA matzo ball)! ; )

    Bubeleh “Chains” de Sade

  19. :) Loved it! Thanks my little bubeleh– I had a super kick-ass day. I was glad to see you left me a little present. That was nice. ;-)

    I see you’ve been up to your tricks again… (bombing & strafing & the like). Haven’t posted in a while, nothing worth posting. *sigh* …Some days I can’t even stand to read some of the comments they’re so effing stupid…

    p.s. Pay attention at the 3 min. mark– I picture that’s what you look like when you post. heh heh.

  20. HAHAHAHA! Thanks Shiksa matzo ball!

    HAHAHAHAHA! Yep, that’s exactly what I look like!!! My keyboard is a machine gun for massacring idiots!!! Muahahahaha! : D

    Loved the song and the video that went with it. Thanks!

  21. Kriston

    Areyou people even watching the debates? While most questions are not answered, there should be a clear decision. I will vote for Obama. I do not care if you vote McCain, but don’t do it because he has a woman Vice-President. That is incredibly sad and ignorant. When you set the bar so low for her, how can she not succeed. She is a liar and an idiot. Read up on her before you vote her retarded behind into office!!!

  22. Hey Kriston– are you lost?

    Your brain has less activity going on than *this thread* if you think your comment will be read (much less given a shit about) by more than 2 people.

    Go take your happy ass over to a more relevant and RECENT link (see above), and post your little heart out. Sheesh.

  23. :0) Glad you liked it Chains. If you get bored, here’s another personal favorite…

  24. DrUmMeR

    Thank You Sarah!

  25. RyanInLA

    kinda funny as satire but…

    what’s the message? let’s all go out and vote for a progressive civil rights-supportive candidate, and reinforce all kinds of nasty stereotypes in the process?

  26. brian

    She’s a real idiot. Her friend Tig notaro advises her on political matters. Tig notaro dropped out in the 9th grade when she was 17 years old! She was left back three grades.

  27. Bickus Dickus

    Thank you Sarah for your super intellectual “quips” and your “hip” observations. Thanks for being so much smarter than everyone else so you can guide us with your wisdom, because without you, we’d be hopelessly lost. (end sarcasm)……..

    I hope she gets in a car accident, flies through the windshield, gets cut in half, rolls down a gorge into a rivine and lays there suffering for 5 days as maggots and ants slowly eat her remaining torso, then just as she’s about to finally die, she see’s a plane flying with a banner announcing that John McCain just won the election….

  28. Michael O'Leary

    Blacks and Jews have one thing in common, both groups are hypersensitive when comedy pokes fun at them. Many jokes are pointed at Irish, Polish, German, French, Japanese, Mexicans, Italians, Arabs, etc. You never hear any of them bitching about it, even if the jokes do incorporate generalized stereotypes about them. But engage in comedic shtick about blacks or Jews if you’re not a black or a Jew and prepare to be excoriated. Loosen up.

  29. Sarah

    His names sounds scary? It sounds Muslim?
    Wow. Like we really need more prejudice and ridiculous generalizations.

  30. holly

    i don’t know who this girl is – but she really has no class at all and actually doesn’t seem to understand much about poitics. i’m guessing she is single – which is a good thing because she doesn’t seem to have enough intellect or morals to raise a child with any level of decency or contribuatory value to the society. on a side note – one post commented that voting for palin because she is a woman is ignorant. i totally agree. as is voting for obama because he’s black and unfortunately that is what most blacks are doing. he may win – which will be history in the making. the first time a candidate has won an election on pure empty promises with NO prior supporting accomplishments.

  31. Erick - ////

    Im canadian and all I can say to this is that Canadians should just shut the fuck up about the american government, let them deal with their shit, let them protect us and give them some resources in return. Thats how it goes, if this canadian comedian bitch has nothing else to think/ express her self about then clearly she masturbates too much to CNN.

    Obama is a good guy, he wants his money sure, but hes gonna try his best before somebody figures a way to corrupt him, which its kindof hard to be one person, with like a quarter of a nation who dont have the money to put towards some illegal system to be against the other three quarters who contribute to the dirty corruption tying this world toghetor.

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