Sarah Silverman ditches Jimmy Kimmel. For real this time.

March 8th, 2009 // 71 Comments

Sarah Silverman has made a conscious decision to stop crying after sex and broke things off with Jimmy Kimmel, according to Us Magazine:

“Sarah initiated the split this time,” the source tells Us. “He’s bummed.”
This breakup happened within the last two weeks.
“He’s really blue — very down,” another source tells Us. “Seems like it’s over for good this time. He’s sad because he just bought a new place and now has nobody to share it with.”

No one can be entirely shocked by this news. I mean, ladies, look at Jimmy Kimmel. Would you let this man have sex with you? No, of course not. Now, guys, look at Sarah Silverman. Would you have sex with her? Yes, of course you would. Because let’s face it, we’d probably put our penis in an electrical outlet if the thought ever occurred to us. …. *ZAP*

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  1. Gerard, honesty, honesty..:-))

  2. justifiable

    Good.
    She’s the most relentless unfunny woman I’ve ever had the misfortune to see.
    He’s a one note wonder who’s got bigger boobs than she has.

  3. They’re celestial golden joy radiates from the monitor and embraces me with warmth and peace.
    Or maybe Sarah wet the bed.

  4. Umm, OK

    lol

    sarah silverman attractive?

    you must be jewish

  5. havoc

    mmmm…..a rat-faced Jewish American princess with a mustache, hairy arms and annoying voice.

    What’s not to love?

    .

  6. B Dubble

    The bigots commenting on this site are despicable. You know not what you speak of. This is why Americans are hated worldwide–YOUR BIG FUCKIN’ MOUTHS–Ironic, I know. Israeli’s are attacked from all sides, by everyone in the middle east, they have no allies, forgive them for shooting missiles where known terrorists are in order to protect THEIR land and lives. They, (Israel), is not on the offensive, remember that! The land of Israel became the land of persecuted people SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME in 1948, about 60 years ago. THINK ABOUT THAT, they have been chased, killed, massacred, persecuted for MILLENNIUMS, NO WONDER WHY COLLATERAL DAMAGE (kids, innocent people dying at the hands of rockets and such) DOESN’T DETER THEM, they’re not about to let someone take their shit from them at this point!

    –This is in response to #27, the completely prejudiced POS.

  7. The Bitch Slap

    That fugly hebe must ruin a perfectly good razor every time she goes to remove her stash.

  8. Kristen

    He’s a lot better looking and a lot funnier. And a lot better off now. I don’t hate her because she’s a Jew. I hate her because she’s a RETARDED Jew.

  9. Just_As_it_IS

    I don’t know, there’s something about Sarah that makes her look hot… maybe she’s great in bed.

  10. Jill

    I blame myself for skimming these responses, but I’m shocked by the negative references to Sarah Silverman’s religion — she may be talentless and unattractive, but that has nothing to do with being Jewish.

  11. iAreMe

    #60, Jill, it’s sad but not really that surprising. When there is an article about a Jewish movie star who is hot, sexy, or talented, of course, no mention is made of their religion. The shithead racists only come out of the woodwork when it’s someone who is easy to pick on- be it talentless, ugly, or stupid. That’s just the way they work. It won’t bother you as much though if you realize that usually, the people who are making those comments are sad, lonely, pathetic people who are burning with jealousy towards anyone who is successful or wealthy, while they rot away at their 9 to 5 (if they have one) or serve mcnuggets and greasy fries. If they were happy with themselves, they wouldn’t be so bitter. Sure, celebrities are fun to make fun of, but anyone who makes really vile remarks…take my word for it, those are the pathetic pasty ones who feel the need to put everyone down in order to bring themselves up, and are the target SS demographic who will probably kill themselves or go on a shooting rampage at some point in their lives.

  12. Will

    AdamYYZ you are a HEBE we know it. Most everyone who likes Sara Silverjew is a HEBE. She is just another talentless Jew “Shockjock” who has made a career out of being vulgar and gets their break into showbiz by other vulgar Jews. You Jews are truly the vermin of the planet, rats are better than you!

  13. Will

    AdamYYZ you are a HEBE we know it. Most everyone who likes Sara Silverjew is a HEBE. She is just another talentless Jew “Shockjock” who has made a career out of being vulgar and gets their break into showbiz by other vulgar Jews. You Jews are truly the vermin of the planet, rats are better than you!

  14. Will

    AdamYYZ you are a HEBE we know it. Most everyone who likes Sara Silverjew is a HEBE. She is just another talentless Jew “Shockjock” who has made a career out of being vulgar and gets their break into showbiz by other vulgar Jews. You Jews are truly the vermin of the planet, rats are better than you!

  15. Will

    Jill and iAreMe you are wrong! Most Jewish people are talentless and vulgar. Look at the porn industry for gods sake. These people live in the sewer of society. They are of low morals and they have used the media via “pop culture” to spread those morals. Are you really so programmed that you believe that people who ridicule Jews are lonely, poor, unemployed and down on their luck. Please! Jews are a disgusting self serving people who support themselves and Israel in that order. They believe in there own self importance so much that they constantly bring up being Jewish. Sara Silverjew does it, Adam Sandlerjew does it and so many other annoying jews. Sara is a liberal like so many leftist Jews and Adam Sandlerjew is a republican because he knows that for now the republican party in the USA supports Israel more. One thing is for sure they are both Jews and citizens of bullshit Israel before they are ever Americans. The USA is just another nation constructed by Europeans that they can use for there Jew interests. Stop watching the movies and stop listening to Jew pushed Rap music. Oh and iAreMe, there are very very few really Hot looking Jews. I mean unless you want to count those who the Jews call Jewish who are really 1/8, 1/4, or 1/2 Jew. Funny in Jewish law you are jewish only if your mother is Jewish. Now when it comes to those stupid articles by Jews self-promoting themselves, you know with titles like “Jewish Hollywood stars”. They always show people who converted for marriage, is Jewish on the paternal grandfathers side etc… They don’t stick to people who Jewish mothers or a Jewish mother and father because they would be stuck with all ugly vulgar disgusting specimens of humanity.

  16. Silly two people that I could not care less about the breakdown … Who cares? Although I agree when she got boobs? A bra should be pushing expensive

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