Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon have intercourse

February 1st, 2008 // 116 Comments

Here’s a surprisingly hilarious clip Sarah Silverman made for last night’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel. It’s by far the funniest thing I’ve seen Matt Damon do. Or Sarah Silverman for that matter. Though, I gotta admit, I hope it’s just a joke because Jimmy and Sarah seem like such a nice gay couple. You know, because they’re both dudes.

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  1. Bob Bobson

    The venom dripping from some of these posts is pretty scary. Feels like a Christian forum.

  2. Melissa

    I think she is annoying, but this was funny.

  3. sharpeidude

    Wasn’t this Silverman yenta a regular on SNL or MadTV?

    Anyone else here fucking Matt Damon?

  4. KittieCarlisle

    I remember watching Silverman’s live “comedy” routine in NYC-about ten years ago. She had some red dye poured onto her crotch and pretended that she just started her period. WOW-that’s entertainment.

    The whole “baby-voiced”-”dress like a junior high school girl”-then, “swear like a merchant marine on Jack Daniels” is getting old.

    She’s a “one-trick pony” for sure.

    The only reason that she gets ANY publicity is because she’s dating Kimmel.

    I think she’s disingenuous and used up.

  5. havoc

    Typical JAP…..

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  6. Mr. Beerhouse

    Listen up here 97….just who the hell do you think you are. Re-read what came out of your mouth….just how fucking hot do you think you are? Apparently not that hot, otherwise you would be off doing something else other then ripping on someone whose looks are a complete mystery to you, just like you probably find personal hygiene and tact to be a mystery (btw, yeast infections have sooooo much more to do with than sex, you uninformed fat cunt) . I know exactly what you are HON, you are probably pushing 250 and the acne on your face is often confused for small tumors. So, if you want to try to give it out, play in your own little junior league skank, cause the big boys will shut your tuna flavored vag down. So, buy some jeans that fit cause I guarantee you people are sick of seeing your muffin top, and go locate a bra in the high F-cup that hopefully will cut down your quad-boob action. How can you really be such a super-bitch to someone for no reason….I have officially opened season on your ass tubby, watch out, change your name or something, cause I am gonna ride you like the gas-station attendant you call “Daddy” rode your broke ass mother!!! Bring it on; let’s see how sad you can get

  7. Mr. Beerhouse

    Listen up here 97….just who the hell do you think you are. Re-read what came out of your mouth….just how fucking hot do you think you are? Apparently not that hot, otherwise you would be off doing something else other then ripping on someone whose looks are a complete mystery to you, just like you probably find personal hygiene and tact to be a mystery (btw, yeast infections have sooooo much more to do with than sex, you uninformed fat cunt) . I know exactly what you are HON, you are probably pushing 250 and the acne on your face is often confused for small tumors. So, if you want to try to give it out, play in your own little junior league skank, cause the big boys will shut your tuna flavored vag down. So, buy some jeans that fit cause I guarantee you people are sick of seeing your muffin top, and go locate a bra in the high F-cup that hopefully will cut down your quad-boob action. How can you really be such a super-bitch to someone for no reason….I have officially opened season on your ass tubby, watch out, change your name or something, cause I am gonna ride you like the gas-station attendant you call “Daddy” rode your broke ass mother!!! Bring it on; let’s see how sad you can get

  8. Mr. Beerhouse

    Listen up here 97….just who the hell do you think you are. Re-read what came out of your mouth….just how fucking hot do you think you are? Apparently not that hot, otherwise you would be off doing something else other then ripping on someone whose looks are a complete mystery to you, just like you probably find personal hygiene and tact to be a mystery (btw, yeast infections have sooooo much more to do with than sex, you uninformed fat cunt) . I know exactly what you are HON, you are probably pushing 250 and the acne on your face is often confused for small tumors. So, if you want to try to give it out, play in your own little junior league skank, cause the big boys will shut your tuna flavored vag down. So, buy some jeans that fit cause I guarantee you people are sick of seeing your muffin top, and go locate a bra in the high F-cup that hopefully will cut down your quad-boob action. How can you really be such a super-bitch to someone for no reason….I have officially opened season on your ass tubby, watch out, change your name or something, cause I am gonna ride you like the gas-station attendant you call “Daddy” rode your broke ass mother!!! Bring it on; let’s see how sad you can get

  9. Mr. Beerhouse

    Listen up here 97….just who the hell do you think you are. Re-read what came out of your mouth….just how fucking hot do you think you are? Apparently not that hot, otherwise you would be off doing something else other then ripping on someone whose looks are a complete mystery to you, just like you probably find personal hygiene and tact to be a mystery (btw, yeast infections have sooooo much more to do with than sex, you uninformed fat cunt) . I know exactly what you are HON, you are probably pushing 250 and the acne on your face is often confused for small tumors. So, if you want to try to give it out, play in your own little junior league skank, cause the big boys will shut your tuna flavored vag down. So, buy some jeans that fit cause I guarantee you people are sick of seeing your muffin top, and go locate a bra in the high F-cup that hopefully will cut down your quad-boob action. How can you really be such a super-bitch to someone for no reason….I have officially opened season on your ass tubby, watch out, change your name or something, cause I am gonna ride you like the gas-station attendant you call “Daddy” rode your broke ass mother!!! Bring it on; let’s see how sad you can get

  10. #38 sad but i laugh

  11. Ms. Whiplash

    Hey # 87, 94, 98, 106-109. Is that you, Ethnic Originality Dude, from the Kelly Brook thread a couple of weeks ago? I recognize the anger in your posts. I’m not going to give you a hard time today because I agree that Sarah Silverman is pretty vulgar, though this video makes me laugh. I think Matt Damon is a really good sport and a totally genuine guy. His wife is probably laughing her ass off too, because she really does get to “Fuck Matt Damon” on a regular basis. Lucky lady. Cheers.

  12. Just me 111

    I do not remember Kelly Brook I just talk crazyiness for fun!!!!

  13. Ms. Whiplash

    OK 112, I’m glad you’re not that guy, he was a racist prick. Sorry.

  14. Dixyland

    Haha that’s some funny shit.

  15. Danklin24

    Are you guys that are saying you cant believe he cheated on his wife actually fucking serious??? It was a joke dumbasses.

  16. sarah

    In general, I’m not a huge Silverman fan- I think that while she has a few funny moments spread throughout her comedy CV, as it were, her shtick mostly rests on the fact that she’s a woman and vulgar, ohmyheck how progressive and different; which, no, hon. Women can be just as crude as any shock jock on a bender, so find something new- but this video is seriously fuckin’ funny.

    Mostly because of Matt. I love me some Matt.

    (Though Josh Groban in the Ben Affleck-Jimmy Kimmel sequel was, sad to say, even awesomer than Matt in this; Groban bugs on a normal basis, but I will forgive celebrities a lot for having a sense of humor and/or playing against type, so Groban is in my good books for now.)

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