Sarah ‘Paylin” makes a porno

October 12th, 2008 // 232 Comments

These are publicity shots from Hustler’s politically-inspired porno Nailin’ Paylin’ starring Lisa Ann. Centuries from now, historians will unearth this patriotic display of free speech and remember what a proud and majestic democracy America once was. Then they’ll get space boners. True story.

NOTE: Last pic links to NSFW version of the first nipples I’ve ever seen that could fight their own war on terror – and win.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Hmph

    #89:

    You are another example of the majority of wannabee elitists.

    Don’t you observe human nature? You think that you are raising your kids Republican???

    I don’t have kids which is why I can see the reality objectively with how kids turn out when parents try to push a certain agenda.

    You can’t see it yourself because your emotions are involved, but everyone else knows that irony will undeniably be in your future when your kids make their own decisions.

  2. Hmph

    Now I am mad for even getting involved with any of this shit,

    but to everyone who complains that women are always exploited etc.

    It really is not because Palin is truly hot, just in comparison to the other big names in politics (condaleeza, albright, etc.)

    The real reason someone makes this movie is because she is STUPID and therefore she is not respected by the supposedly “misogynistic” men who produced this film. In reality, if she truly possessed great leadership qualities, people would not make a film like this one.

    It is not about libs v. conservatives unless you are limited. For me personally, Obama is the choice based on certain issues that have become significant since the Clinton era from scandals such as Blackwater, NATO, the Sarbanes-Oxley Act and how things will change as a result over the next few decades, various economic and fiscal issues. I really don’t think “healthcare” or “green” is even as crucial as the real matters that some people think are such a big deal. Boohoo secondhand smoke. If America disappoints me, I will get as many of you really good when I come for you as an agent of the #1 feared agency in this country then you will realize what I am talking about

  3. K Babiarz

    you people are fucking disgusting. Saying its not hot unless theres a “hardcore beating” and women only belong in political porn? Backwoods redneck, sheep fucking, pathetic, nasty, wife beating pieces of shit. Trash like you guys are going to die lonely, cold, painful, long deaths. and when you do, I UH OH…A WEAK INFERIOR WOMAN will shit on your discounted gravestones. I hope you get hit by a fucking truck. Insecure little pigs

    OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA BIDEN

  4. Guido

    Do any women in the US *not* have fake tits anymore? For some reason, I find this picture retarded … America really has sunk low ….

  5. KoT

    Anyone who votes for Obama/Biden is going to get cancer!

    Do you see how retarded statements like the one above stating anyone voting for McCain/Palin will die, have things stuck in their butt, etc.?

    I f’ing HATE Obama and wish nothing but failure on his upcoming administration, but I would never stoop as low as to say anyone who votes for this buffoon is going to die.

    Grow up dumb ass liberals!

  6. KoT

    Anyone who votes for Obama/Biden is going to get cancer!

    Do you see how retarded statements like the one above stating anyone voting for McCain/Palin will die, have things stuck in their butt, etc.?

    I f’ing HATE Obama and wish nothing but failure on his upcoming administration, but I would never stoop as low as to say anyone who votes for this buffoon is going to die.

    Grow up dumb a$$ liberals!

  7. V

    this world is f-ed up. this is so disrespectful whether your republican or demo-frickin-cratic. do men really like fake ass boobs? how trashy

  8. Kurt Vile

    Not for nothing, but technically a woman playing Governor Palin should be lactating. Y’know. If you want to be accurate. And carrying around 2 quarts of saline doesn’t count.

  9. Gistine

    I just did not need any kind of visual, you know? Lactating…its just wrong. The only politicians that should be screwing are either out of office, or dead (Clinton, Kennedy). Both Democrats!

  10. Dev

    I can’t believe this is the land from which I came….

    How have we strayed so fuckin far…

    Maybe McCain and Palin should win, that way Russia Blows us to hell.
    Where we belong. If only there really was a hell.

    Well at least we’d be out of the way.

  11. Woody_Hardasson

    My interest in politics is increasing….

    … now if they could just get the real Palin to consent to a lesbo scene… rawrrr….

    … and what’s wrong with tall girls?

  12. Rattan

    God “professional porn stars” are so ugly. And in porn, the term “MILF” usually means a washed up old porn star with all bits hanging and ugly silicon tits.

  13. Trudy

    The world is watching the USA in the midst of your election. Most of us are generally disgusted with the US and its politics, its politically/globally ignorant population, as well as the behavior of its citizens overseas. We read things like these blogs and comments, are worried for your children and ours. There’s undeniably a growing hatred in the world towards Americans. I can feel it and see it in many countries. Start holding yourselves to higher standards, practice what you preach, and leave your ignorance out of the international public domain (people read this and laugh at the condition of the American people) I’ve stopped disliking you(Americans) and now I feel sorry for you.

  14. Gistine

    @113

    Coming from a country known for its people marrying their cousins and a severe lack of dental hygene, I must politely disagree with you, Trudy.

    Who the fuck are you or any other Brit to judge us? Your fucking king said he wanted to be a tampon and your telling my country and its citizens that we are a globally ignorant population? I don’t think so. Nothing decent has come from your country since Winston Churchill and probably never will again, so please, fuck off and mind your own goddammed business.

  15. Zoomie

    Great God A’Mighty, I do love an election year!

    You people do realize you’re arguing a political issue over an adult movie parody, on a tabloid website? Perhaps next you’ll go over to the Enquirer site and argue about Britney’s cup size? Hmmmm? Insipidly stupid though she may be, Palin is still light years ahead of the most of you in the intelligence department.

    We’re (almost) all Americans. Start acting like it.

    PS-nice fake tits.

  16. Ryan

    Palin is better looking.

  17. keith

    You americans must be very proud now?

  18. Jesus

    this cracks me up. yeah, i’m fuckin’ proud to be an American

  19. RobInCT

    OK, first of all, when people who make statements like that “cancer” statement for example are given any kind of credence, or are actually considered viable representatives of their parties, we all lose. People who make those kinds of statements are retarded, probably don’t know anything about politics to begin with, and are probably only supporting the candidate that MTV thinks is the coolest. You are an idiot for taking a statement like that seriously. And trust me, there are retards like that on both sides of the line… In fact, I’m probably doing an injustice to people who are actually retarded by comparing these cretins to them.. Now, I am not affiliated with either party… I think they are both full of shit, and doubt that either side has any real solutions for the crisis’ we are in. Now, politicians like Palin are the one’s I have a real problem with. She, like Bush, is the kind of ultra-religious nutbag who believe the are ordained by God his or herself to lead our country. The type that try to force their religious views into their political ideology. The separation of church and state did not exist during the Bush administration, and I see a whole lotta Bush in Palin (pun intended). There is actually video of a witchdoctor performing an exorcism on Palin in front of a packed church. She made the comment that Jesus will make his physical return during out lifetime. The idea of people like this running the country scares the hell out of me. Another thing that makes me laugh is the neo-cons calling the liberals mudslingers, when in fact that seems to be the only political strategy being employed by the McCain/Palin ticket. If I have to hear them call Obama a terrorist one more time, I’M going to explode. That is just ridiculous and childish.. And then when their supporters yell out “kill the terrorist” (referring to Obama) at their, and they do nothing to discourage it, you can see how childish they really are. They have directed their whole campaign towards white middle to upper-class suburban Americans. They completely ignore the plights of everyone else… And you know what, they are going to lose because of that. They are way too narrow-minded in their views to even acknowledge that other classes of people exist in this country. If McCain/Palin could just come up with one way that their economic policy would differ than that of the Bush administrations, maybe I could take them seriously. But I really feel like voting for them would be voting for 4 more years of the same raping of everything that was once good about this country. I’ll vote for Obama for the simple fact that he is the lesser of two evils. That any kind of change is an improvement over what is happening right now. Something has to change…. I don’t see that happening under McCain. Just a whole lot more of the rich getting richer, not having any accountability for the effect their greed has on everyone else, as they lay-off thousands while cashing their 2 million dollar bonus check. I am so sick of people like them, the oil and energy companies, catching all the breaks. People say “don’t vote for Obama because he will raise your taxes.” Yeah, if you make over $250,000. I think those people can afford the increase, while those of us who make $30,000., the people who barely make it on their salaries, might actually catch a little break. If that doesn’t make sense to you, than go ahead and vote for McCain. Have fun watching the rich get richer while you struggle to pay your rent, or are sitting in the unemployment line waiting for your tiny check, while the CEO that laid you off glides home to his mansion on his golden parachute.

  20. RobInCT

    Here’s an example of what makes Sarah Palin such an idiot. These are her exact words:

    ” We believe that the BEST of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful pockets of what I call THE REAL AMERICA…. This is where we find the kindness and the goodness and the courage of everyday Americans.”

    Sarah Palin
    Oct. 16th, 2008

    So, if you are someone like me who grew up in Philadelphia, or any other big city in America, you are not a real American and not the kind of person they are even trying to appeal to.. Somehow, if you aren’t from a small town, you can’t be patriotic, or have goodness or courage in you. The best people in America live in small rural towns where there is no diversity.. If you aren’t just like her, you don’t count. Guess what idiot! You know what the big cities have that your little small town America doesn’t have? Lot’s of voters! By discounted us “city folk” you are destroying any chance you have of winning. At least the Obama campaign tries to reach everyone. Palin and her cohorts are only trying to reach clones of herself.

  21. RobInCT

    Here’s an example of what makes Sarah Palin such an idiot. These are her exact words:

    ” We believe that the BEST of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful pockets of what I call THE REAL AMERICA…. This is where we find the kindness and the goodness and the courage of everyday Americans.”

    Sarah Palin
    Oct. 16th, 2008

    So, if you are someone like me who grew up in Philadelphia, or any other big city in America, you are not a real American and not the kind of person they are even trying to appeal to.. Somehow, if you aren’t from a small town, you can’t be patriotic, or have goodness or courage in you. The best people in America live in small rural towns where there is no diversity.. If you aren’t just like her, you don’t count. Guess what idiot! You know what the big cities have that your little small town America doesn’t have? Lot’s of voters! By discounted us “city folk” you are destroying any chance you have of winning. At least the Obama campaign tries to reach everyone. Palin and her cohorts are only trying to reach clones of herself.

  22. pol

    its true? idon’t know, i can’t understand what happen in this world

  23. Amy

    Sarah Palin’s stupidity and over-confidence has degraded the nation. It is only fitting that she be degraded in turn.

    I am in full support of this film and I hope it will be the standard-bearer for all future pornos. May it become as legendary and ubiquitous as Deepthroat and Debbie Does Dallas.

    Lisa Ann, Hustler Films, you are doing the Lord’s work. Nail this bitch, hard.

  24. Bob

    I’d hit it!

  25. JoShea

    I live in the most corrupt city on earth–Chicago, IL. Nobody becomes an lllinois senator without Emperor Daley’s blessing, which will be paid back in kind. If Daley hadn’t secured Obama’s senate win, Obama wouldn’t have been keynote speaker in 04, and wouldn’t be running for president today. He will have Congress at his beck and call. Bill Daley will become Chief of Staff, since the president gets to appoint his own Cabinet. If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to live in a city more corrupt than NYC in the 30s, you’re about to find out.

    To all Americans, the entire world except Israel HATES US, and almost all Europeans want Obama as our next president. He will weaken our standing in the world, and soon the Soviet Union will be back (Remember them? Russia recently invaded Georgia, a FORMER SOVIET REPUBLIC).

    Finally, to my Chicagoan friends, Air Force One CANNOT PHYSICALLY LAND AT MIDWAY. If you want the entire city’s traffic to go to hell every time he visits the Shadow White House (a.k.a. City Hall) to receive new orders from the Daleys, vote Obama.

  26. obamasucks

    Bill clinton actually destroyed our country ans was that main reason for the crash, and Obama has only short term goals and no long term he’s just trying to please the people and taking our troops out of iraq is a big mistake and ask many military families they proudly support the war and what is stands for. Democrates are so stupid …i dont want to be a socialist

  27. reader1

    MUST READ!! #34 The perfect world that Bush has created for us? bull shit our nation is shit have you been hibernating for the past 8 years what the hell is up ur ass? FOR ALL WHO READS THIS!! IT IS NOT THE PRESIDENT THAT CONTROLS THE NATION IT IS THE CONGRESS AND SENETT so we have no clue how Obama is going to do in the office his promisses may not even come through may not none of them!! i voted for McCain but all who want Obama out of there he will do a lot of hell better than his dumb ass VP so get all of this through ur fuckin thick ass skulls

  28. MIKE

    could I gave her a goo fuck????

  29. Barack O'Balla

    Lisa Ann is so damn fine…awwready! why are the red stars over her boobs so damn big? my penis is sad now…THANKS

  30. i wanna fuck you so hard my taxes will be done early every year.

  31. John

    Palin a old hag….. Lisa Ann a hot piece of ass

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