These are publicity shots from Hustler’s politically-inspired porno Nailin’ Paylin’ starring Lisa Ann. Centuries from now, historians will unearth this patriotic display of free speech and remember what a proud and majestic democracy America once was. Then they’ll get space boners. True story.
NOTE: Last pic links to NSFW version of the first nipples I’ve ever seen that could fight their own war on terror – and win.
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how to lose girls | October 13, 2008 at 10:45 am
first? not too proud to be american today
Randal | October 13, 2008 at 10:46 am
Dearest Sarah,
I would motorboat that until I turned straight.
First bitches… First…
XOXOXOXO
- Randal
Roflcopter | October 13, 2008 at 10:46 am
Xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
mimi | October 13, 2008 at 10:49 am
STUPID!
atom | October 13, 2008 at 10:51 am
Haha the russian guy was awesome!
mccain/palin 08 | October 13, 2008 at 10:53 am
McCain-Palin 08! woo!
Run n Gun | October 13, 2008 at 10:54 am
Finally, someone realised where women belong in politics, in a political porn. Well done.
Nice tit shot FISH
Around the world solo | October 13, 2008 at 10:55 am
Even though I’m not in the US, there are still some things which make me proud to be American. *sob*
samdog | October 13, 2008 at 11:01 am
GOD BLESS AMERICA…..This is fucking awsome, I love the title.
Rough Daddy | October 13, 2008 at 11:10 am
When are they going to allow smut on the NYSE for trading,,,they are crash proof…
Mr. Sleepyhead | October 13, 2008 at 11:15 am
If McCain doesn’t get a woody over that, he has other issues beside the election.
zuglet | October 13, 2008 at 11:17 am
FAIL! The real Sarah would realize that the shitty M-4 Clone has a bogus Clone-Point sight mounted on a handgard? FAIL.
(oh, FUCK OBAMA)
me | October 13, 2008 at 11:21 am
NASTY! I think that guy there made a wise choice in leaving his gloves on. That woman is gross. If my ass and legs looked like that, I certainly would not put it on TV or in the mags. She’s nasty.
Ol'Red | October 13, 2008 at 11:21 am
Seriously?
WTF | October 13, 2008 at 11:27 am
They should make one with Biden & Obama. A Brokeback Mountain theme.
havoc | October 13, 2008 at 11:28 am
She’s the best they could come up with? She looks pretty used up and pretty flabby. I could walk outside right now and find a hotter chick to cast than this….
Pretty lame actually. Unless they include some hardcore beating or something…
Nique | October 13, 2008 at 11:29 am
HAHA too Funny!
Racer X | October 13, 2008 at 11:32 am
McCain/Palin have lost my vote.
erik | October 13, 2008 at 11:32 am
Here’s what Palin told the Anchorage Daily News about the official report on the investigation of “troopergate”:
“Well, I’m very, very pleased to be cleared of any legal wrongdoing … any hint of any kind of unethical activity there.”
Note finding No. 1 of the report:
“For the reasons explained in section IV of this report, I find that Governor Sarah Palin abused her power by violating Alaska Statute 39.52.110(a) of the Alaska Executive Branch Ethics Act.”
In fairness, she might not be lying. Even after the birth of Trig, Sarah remains the least intelligent member of that family.
liudehua | October 13, 2008 at 11:39 am
it’s funny…
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Jayfournines | October 13, 2008 at 11:40 am
hahaha this is made of all kinds of awesome…plus Lisa Ann is hot as hell
romeisburning | October 13, 2008 at 11:47 am
you people are pathetic.
Ted Mosby | October 13, 2008 at 11:48 am
I’m sure McCain is saluting…
in his pants.
Ted Mosby | October 13, 2008 at 11:48 am
I’m sure McCain is saluting…
in his pants.
Ted Mosby | October 13, 2008 at 11:48 am
I’m sure McCain is saluting…
in his pants.
Ted Mosby | October 13, 2008 at 11:48 am
I’m sure McCain is saluting…
in his pants.
Ted Mosby | October 13, 2008 at 11:48 am
I’m sure McCain is saluting…
in his pants.
Ted Mosby | October 13, 2008 at 11:49 am
I’m sure McCain is saluting…
in his pants.
Sam | October 13, 2008 at 11:50 am
Her breasts are the size of John McCain’s prostate.
Jimbo | October 13, 2008 at 11:57 am
@13 Me, When are we going to get to see what your ass and legs look like?
yowza | October 13, 2008 at 12:01 pm
id like to put my ballot in that box
Sheva | October 13, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Why are we being subjected to this when more important critical issues face our nation like getting behind Obama so the self-anointed One can do the business of raising taxes and killing new jobs and signing that critical pardon for OJ!
Free OJ! Vote Obama! Get a pardon for OJ!!!
Engrish | October 13, 2008 at 12:02 pm
@20 I love Engrish
der doye duh | October 13, 2008 at 12:03 pm
#32 – I agree! Obama is going to fuck up the perfect world that Bush and the Republicans have created for us.
rob | October 13, 2008 at 12:11 pm
this is so fucking stupid its unbelievable…oh I get it they got a look alike..wow.
supersex | October 13, 2008 at 12:15 pm
i’d vote republician if i could fuck her
Astrid | October 13, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Ick. You wouldn’t fuck her on spring break.
nothing alike | October 13, 2008 at 12:25 pm
I hate Pallin but, this broad doesn’t look like her at all (just the hair style and glasses). I hate to say it but Sarah Pallin is MUCH better looking in the face than this much younger heffa.
Now thats not a good thing
Meow | October 13, 2008 at 12:34 pm
The real Palin is so, so, sooo much hotter than this chick. Eek.
obama08 | October 13, 2008 at 12:36 pm
this porno could also be called “Body of Lies”
will | October 13, 2008 at 12:41 pm
And women wonder why they are regarded as brainless pieces of ass…it’s all because whores like that ruin it for the few smart and modest women out there.
will | October 13, 2008 at 12:42 pm
And women wonder why they are regarded as brainless pieces of ass…it’s all because whores like that ruin it for the few smart and modest women out there.
fuck mccain | October 13, 2008 at 12:42 pm
anyone who votes for palin and that tard that choose her as his VP deserves to die of cancer of the eyes and have a burning how rod shoved up their ass…
Fly Guy (WWW.MRSWAGGER.COM) | October 13, 2008 at 12:52 pm
That’s just great. Nothing says “I’ve arrived” more than a porno flick made out of your life story
– http://WWW.MRSWAGGER.COM
21st century digital boy | October 13, 2008 at 12:54 pm
I demand a debate/pole dance competition between Lisa Ann and Palin. I wouldn’t be surprised if Ann would win both.
me | October 13, 2008 at 1:04 pm
@30 Only my man gets to see that. He gets pretty possesive…ya know how guys are. :)
Jim Treacher | October 13, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Love her or hate her, but you never saw this with Cheney. (Unless you count Lemon Party.)
Jim Treacher | October 13, 2008 at 1:18 pm
I say stuff like that to girls. They love it.
will | October 13, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Also if any of you have “sex for dummies” I am interested.
Will pay in cash.
Pat | October 13, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Cheney was behind the camera, not in front, for some unfortunately realistic lesbian pornos titled “All in the Family”. He wanted to be supportive, but the boom mic picked up his teeth grinding.
Bush’s daughters are the ones who always seemed to have bright futures in porno.