Sarah ‘Paylin” makes a porno

October 12th, 2008 // 232 Comments

These are publicity shots from Hustler’s politically-inspired porno Nailin’ Paylin’ starring Lisa Ann. Centuries from now, historians will unearth this patriotic display of free speech and remember what a proud and majestic democracy America once was. Then they’ll get space boners. True story.

NOTE: Last pic links to NSFW version of the first nipples I’ve ever seen that could fight their own war on terror – and win.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. first? not too proud to be american today

  2. Randal

    Dearest Sarah,

    I would motorboat that until I turned straight.

    First bitches… First…

    XOXOXOXO

    - Randal

  3. Roflcopter

    Xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa

  4. mimi

    STUPID!

  5. atom

    Haha the russian guy was awesome!

  6. mccain/palin 08

    McCain-Palin 08! woo!

  7. Run n Gun

    Finally, someone realised where women belong in politics, in a political porn. Well done.

    Nice tit shot FISH

  8. Even though I’m not in the US, there are still some things which make me proud to be American. *sob*

  9. samdog

    GOD BLESS AMERICA…..This is fucking awsome, I love the title.

  10. When are they going to allow smut on the NYSE for trading,,,they are crash proof…

  11. Mr. Sleepyhead

    If McCain doesn’t get a woody over that, he has other issues beside the election.

  12. zuglet

    FAIL! The real Sarah would realize that the shitty M-4 Clone has a bogus Clone-Point sight mounted on a handgard? FAIL.

    (oh, FUCK OBAMA)

  13. me

    NASTY! I think that guy there made a wise choice in leaving his gloves on. That woman is gross. If my ass and legs looked like that, I certainly would not put it on TV or in the mags. She’s nasty.

  14. Ol'Red

    Seriously?

  15. WTF

    They should make one with Biden & Obama. A Brokeback Mountain theme.

  16. havoc

    She’s the best they could come up with? She looks pretty used up and pretty flabby. I could walk outside right now and find a hotter chick to cast than this….
    Pretty lame actually. Unless they include some hardcore beating or something…

  17. Nique

    HAHA too Funny!

  18. Racer X

    McCain/Palin have lost my vote.

  19. erik

    Here’s what Palin told the Anchorage Daily News about the official report on the investigation of “troopergate”:

    “Well, I’m very, very pleased to be cleared of any legal wrongdoing … any hint of any kind of unethical activity there.”

    Note finding No. 1 of the report:

    “For the reasons explained in section IV of this report, I find that Governor Sarah Palin abused her power by violating Alaska Statute 39.52.110(a) of the Alaska Executive Branch Ethics Act.”

    In fairness, she might not be lying. Even after the birth of Trig, Sarah remains the least intelligent member of that family.

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  21. hahaha this is made of all kinds of awesome…plus Lisa Ann is hot as hell

  22. romeisburning

    you people are pathetic.

  23. Ted Mosby

    I’m sure McCain is saluting…

    in his pants.

  24. Ted Mosby

    I’m sure McCain is saluting…

    in his pants.

  25. Ted Mosby

    I’m sure McCain is saluting…

    in his pants.

  26. Ted Mosby

    I’m sure McCain is saluting…

    in his pants.

  27. Ted Mosby

    I’m sure McCain is saluting…

    in his pants.

  28. Ted Mosby

    I’m sure McCain is saluting…

    in his pants.

  29. Sam

    Her breasts are the size of John McCain’s prostate.

  30. @13 Me, When are we going to get to see what your ass and legs look like?

  31. yowza

    id like to put my ballot in that box

  32. Sheva

    Why are we being subjected to this when more important critical issues face our nation like getting behind Obama so the self-anointed One can do the business of raising taxes and killing new jobs and signing that critical pardon for OJ!

    Free OJ! Vote Obama! Get a pardon for OJ!!!

  33. @20 I love Engrish

  34. der doye duh

    #32 – I agree! Obama is going to fuck up the perfect world that Bush and the Republicans have created for us.

  35. rob

    this is so fucking stupid its unbelievable…oh I get it they got a look alike..wow.

  36. supersex

    i’d vote republician if i could fuck her

  37. Astrid

    Ick. You wouldn’t fuck her on spring break.

  38. nothing alike

    I hate Pallin but, this broad doesn’t look like her at all (just the hair style and glasses). I hate to say it but Sarah Pallin is MUCH better looking in the face than this much younger heffa.
    Now thats not a good thing

  39. Meow

    The real Palin is so, so, sooo much hotter than this chick. Eek.

  40. obama08

    this porno could also be called “Body of Lies”

  41. will

    And women wonder why they are regarded as brainless pieces of ass…it’s all because whores like that ruin it for the few smart and modest women out there.

  42. will

    And women wonder why they are regarded as brainless pieces of ass…it’s all because whores like that ruin it for the few smart and modest women out there.

  43. fuck mccain

    anyone who votes for palin and that tard that choose her as his VP deserves to die of cancer of the eyes and have a burning how rod shoved up their ass…

  44. That’s just great. Nothing says “I’ve arrived” more than a porno flick made out of your life story

    http://WWW.MRSWAGGER.COM

  45. 21st century digital boy

    I demand a debate/pole dance competition between Lisa Ann and Palin. I wouldn’t be surprised if Ann would win both.

  46. me

    @30 Only my man gets to see that. He gets pretty possesive…ya know how guys are. :)

  47. Love her or hate her, but you never saw this with Cheney. (Unless you count Lemon Party.)

  48. I say stuff like that to girls. They love it.

  49. will

    Also if any of you have “sex for dummies” I am interested.

    Will pay in cash.

  50. Pat

    Cheney was behind the camera, not in front, for some unfortunately realistic lesbian pornos titled “All in the Family”. He wanted to be supportive, but the boom mic picked up his teeth grinding.

    Bush’s daughters are the ones who always seemed to have bright futures in porno.

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