Well, it was only a matter of time until they found the guy who knocked up Bristol Palin the 17-year-old daughter of John McCain’s running mate Sarah Palin. And, boy, is this kid amazing. Meet future shotgun groom Levi Johnston (above) who, in a triumph of the human spirit, makes Casey Aldridge and Kevin Federline look they should be on the space program. The New York Post has the details:
On a MySpace page subsequently taken down, Johnston boasts, “I’m a fuckin’ redneck” who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.
“But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just fuckin’ chillin’ I guess.”
“Ya fuck with me I’ll kick [your] ass,” he added.
He also claims to be “in a relationship,” but states, “I don’t want kids.”
Wow. Am I the only one who hopes this kid never stops reproducing? Show of hands.
Dood…stick to writing about chicks in bikinis and your johnson…you know things you actually know about and that are funny as well.
Is it me, or has McCain turned this whole election thing into a joke?
Oh this train wreck just keeps getting better and better. This has to be the worst generation of young women to exist in history. Great job, parents.
Who cares about the sex life of the vice presidential children? How is Sarah Palin a hypocrite because her daughter got pregnant?
I suppose all you homo’s voted for Bush/Cheney because Cheney’s daughter is a lesbian. No you didn’t.
Why don’t we talk about the fact that Obama only talks about ‘change’ but has no feasible plan to do it. Obama is a Marxist who lives in a utopian dream where government takes care of all your needs. No thanks.
does this guy realise how many people want to see him dead?
coulda used a condom, you awkward douche
it’s assholes like him who ruined hockey forever…
pissed canadian chick
VOTE OBAMA
VOTE OBAMA
VOTE OBAMA
VOTE OBAMA
I’m voting for the guy who doesn’t have incontinence.
HA-HA!
/The Republicans have lost my vote.
//Yes We Can!!!
Yes, vote Republican, so all mothers will be inspired to ignore their families and pursue personal achievement regardless of the cost to their children. It’s the Republican way. Family values. Traditional Christian values.
What kind of mom does this to her unwed pregnant teenage daughter? The last think that girl needs in life is what’s happening right now – invasion of privacy and public criticism and mocking. Blame “the media” all you want, but her mom could end it right now if she cared to.
I like how “your” is in brackets. Did he accidently say he’d kick his own ass?
How old is the next youngest daughter? What can we expect from her while Mom is prez? A few STDs and an arrest? She is going to have to work harder than that to top the antics of her older brother and sister. It’s so hard being the middle child!
IT”S fuck’n myspace!!!
#104 what plan has McCain given anybody. oh he hasn’t he thinks everything is all good. I don’t care what Obama changes as long as it is something different then the sh!t Bush has given us the past 8 yrs. Go Obama (respect your next President fool)
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Jill #38
see InTheKnow #76
Tim #29
I know liberals run away from home and move to California at early ages and expect society to raise them and the government to pay for everything but I believe he still lives at home. He has PARENTS to tell him about ‘the facts of life’ and doesn’t need the public school system to do it for them.
Let this be a reminder to all teenage girls that there is only one surefire method of birth control: butt-fucking.
Republicans have very high standards for who they let their children date.
Seems like the “teach abstenance only” republican policy worked out well for him — not.
44: i know. i sort of want them to be better than i am. and by better i don’t mean richer.
wow. he’s a young little hottie. i’d lick the sweat off his balls for sure.
Yep. looks and sounds like my 18-yr-old’s bf’s myspace. Were all these boys in America cloned?
And that’s why I put her little ass on birth control.
When I read on his profile, the person he would most like to meet is “the guy that invented rubbers”, I ran her to the doctor. Thank God for Yaz.
he looks so young… Seems I saw him before on the celebrities-club LovingRich..com……Fans would be very surprised if they met him there.
Isn’t this Levi da 18 year old redneck with a finger also a pedophile? Will he be arrested as a pedophile for having sex with a 17 year old girl or are politician’s kids open targets?
Why isn’t anyone pointing out that Palin was a leader in an independent party that was trying to get Alaska to secede from the Union?
When Mrs. Obama said she was proud of her country for the first time, the republicans jumped all over that questioning her loyalty as an amercian. Sheeeet this gal is trying to divide the United States and no one says a word, just focus on the kid…believe me there is a lot more to focus on that is far more damaging and everyone is ignoring the more important things.
Screw her daughter…oops, Levi da ignornant already took care of that!
FYI, in case you actually have some semblance of professional integrity, it came out a little while ago that the myspace page that supposedly belonged to this kid is a fake, and was made only two days ago.
If most journalists weren’t fucking morons, this would have been caught a lot sooner. Just a quick tip, for the old people: generally kids that have myspace pages for a couple years will have as many years worth of comments etc on their page. This page didn’t. Dumbasses.
@123:
Why isn’t anyone pointing out that you’re an ignorant dumbass that believes everything you read on the daily kos? Oh thats right, because no one gives a shit. Palin’s voter registration shows she’s been a republican since the 70′s, and never had anything to do with those independent freaks, which is exactly what we Alaskans consider people like that to be. Yeah we get tired of Alaska being so effing tiny on the big national weather maps, but not enough to pack up our oil and Moose and go play by ourselves.
Do yourself a favor and go get a clue, or at least keep your yap shut about things you know nothing about.
#123
i believe sexual consent in alaska is at 16 years of age
Well they are just kids and these things do happen, however, Sarah doesn’t seem to have time to raise her family let alone be VP.
Yee Haw! Wonder how many double wides they can fit in the Rose Garden!
It’s a shotgun wedding and Sarah Palin is holding the shotgun. Jamie-Lynn Spears, move on over, Honey child.
Nonpartisan comment. I wish we could all unite and overthrow the system. We are as a nation in monstrous debt as in bankrupt. The country has been looted and plundered and is the fault of both political parties or shall I say the politicians we are forced to elect. We don’t get much choice do we? Stooges mostly.
Our money goes to China and the middle east and our jobs go to India and China and we bring cheap Mexicans over to take away jobs, convert us into Spanish speaking to ease communication for the NWO team. Surely none of us really want NAFTA right? None of us want a global government right?
So why do we allow this to happen? Why can’t we unite for a while and create a third party called something like the America First party or whatever? Why can’t we?
The LAST thing that woman, that entire family, needs to be doing is going to DC. They have a 4-month old with Down’s Syndrome and a teenager who’ll be a mama by Christmas. Family first! Take care of the home!
#130 — WHAT??? Create a third party? And miss out on all this fun? No way! Sarah Palin and her kids Trig, Track, Truck, Train and Tramp are the best thing to happen to American politics. You hopin’ for peace in the Middle East or something? Fergit it …
So, it seems to be quite a common thing in your country to marry someone you knew in high-school ? This is probably the strangest thing I notice in all these stories. Don’t people want to travel and see the world and meet tons of new people before they settle down ?
When I was in high school, and although it was in one of the best parts of the world, and although my parents had a wonderful house, I was EAGER to see what it was like elsewhere. This is just intellectual curiosity. And most young people I knew were like that. Who wants to live in the same place and stick around the same people all their lives ? Who wants to have kids at 17 and never have any different life experience ?
The US is the new third world.
He’ll/they’ll be popular in the south…..
Nothing like traitors in office! Lieberman is a real piece of shit. Biggest scumbag we have. Zionist wackjob.
this woman palin knew her daughter was pregnant when she accepted the vice presidential candidacy. That means that she KNEW her daughter (and her boyfriend) were going to be subject to massive media scrutiny because of her career ambition. And they’re only kids.
I’m not an expert on pre-natal health but I do know that when a mother is stressed when pregnant, bad health outcomes can result for the baby.
What is the point of being ‘pro-life’ if you do not support & protect your children as best as you possibly can? The fact that her daughter is pregnant at 17 is a secondary issue – by accepting the position of VP candidate she is bringing about massive stress on her pregnant daughter & endangering her grandchild.
Pro-life – means no abortions ever, even in cases of RAPE and INCEST. So say a 12 year old girl gets violently raped by her father, her life is ruined forever and she has to give birth to the demond spawn. I don’t think blood clots with potential human features are people, I care more about the 12 year old girl.
Fought to get polar bears off the endangered species list – I like polar bears.
What does this red neck moose eating girl know about national economy, international politics? If McCain drops dead, she is in charge of it all.
Oh good for her, her teen daughter is a slut and she is proud to have the evidence of this. People are happy she is keeping it, shows shes a good chrisitian…
Thats funny, because I would think a devoute christian girl would not have underage, unmarried sex, the fact that she is pregnant shows her weak morals. Obviously this Palin bitch was not successful in instilling those “values ” in her child.
And how does a mother of five, ( one being a down syndrome baby ), the other with a child on the way, have time to be a devoted Vice President of a nation.
In addition, creationists are idiots.
I was sort of on the fence. untill I hear this fool was the VP candidate.
He has ten years experience in public office, more than the two other former leading Democratic candidates, Hillary Clinton (six-plus years as Senator from New York) and John Edwards (six years as Senator from North Carolina). Barack’s first eight years spent in the Illinois senate before his three years of service in the U.S. Senate, should not be forgotten.
WHY NOT?
They also love “HIDE and SEEK”!!
@ 99. Forget all this political stuff man….
JERRY REED DIED!!!
When you’re cold, you’re cold.
Sorry, Jerry. Somebody had to say it.
“Admittedly, conservatives gives as good as they get. The difference between us and [leftists] is that we can argue as well as inveigh. They can only hurl invectives” — Don Feder
#138
i actually know a state senator and please don’t suggest to me that you think that is legitimate experience to be president. The presidency should require more experience than that.
let me remind you, you are vehemently defending 2 similar resumes, yet only one is SEEKING the presidency.
I love how the GOP makes a 17 year old slut out to be a national hero just because she didn’t have an abortion. There are thousands of food stamp grubbing welfare moms out there who are no less heroic.
I don’t know when this baby is due, but if it were due before November 4th that kid could negotiate the biggest baby photo deal in history. He’d make Brangelina’s deal for the twins look second rate. Master child exploiters like Joe Simpson and Ali Lohan and Larry Birkhead would do anything for that kind of exposure.
For goodness sakes…. wake up to the fact that you are hypocrites… Give Sarah a break and admit you’re just jealous you haven’t managed to do half as much with your life! …. And then realize that your life just might be better if she’s helping make decisions in this country.
I dont care what your political offiliation is, this post and most of these comments are plain unintelligent and revolting.
its hard to claim any party affiliation these days the corruption of the Right or the intolerance and racism of the Left.
so that puts this freaking redneck just how many heartbeats away from the President?