Sarah Palin’s unwed teenage daughter Bristol Palin gave birth to a baby boy Saturday, according to People:
“We think it’s wonderful,” said Colleen Jones, the sister of Bristol’s grandmother Sally Heath, who confirmed the news. “The baby is fine and Bristol is doing well. Everyone is excited.”
The baby’s name is Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston and he was born at 5:30 a.m., according to Jones.
Tripp? Seriously? I don’t get why Bristol’s being subtle. She might as well name her son “Hey, mom, I smoke my face off and have unprotected sex with my redneck boyfriend every time you’re at church.” I mean, it’s Sarah Palin we’re talking about here. She’s just gonna call the kid a “Maverick” then give him a handgun to play with. “Aw, is there anything more adorable? *BAM* That dog was getting old anyway. *BAM* Hey, it’s not like I can’t remarry. *BAM* Oh, boy, I get to meet Jesus!”
No one makes more partsan remarks than the Fucking Republicians in case you haven’t noticed. And the world hates us because of YOUR Republican President G. Dubya Bush – the “C” average studen and recovering alcoholic.
During all of his debates, Obama gave credit where credit was due. Over and Over he said that in certain cases, McCain’s ideas were right. That sounds like a man trying to unify the parties to me, what about you?
Ididots like you who actaully voted for Bush twice are the reason we are hated by so many other countries. You are the reason for the economic meltdown – the failing banks, the housing crisis, and the fluctuating stock market.
You Republicans with your “give the money to the corporations so they can buy mansions, pad their banks accounts and pay for their teenage daughters breast enlargement procedures” ideaologies! You are the fucking reason America is the shithole it is today.
So fuck you, fuck your auntie maw and your granddaddy paw for bring you all into this earth and go drink your asses into a fucking stupor and die!!!!
No one makes more partisan remarks than the Fucking Republicians in case you haven’t noticed. And the world hates us because of YOUR Republican President G. Dubya Bush – the “C” average student and recovering alcoholic.
During all of his debates, Obama gave credit where credit was due. Over and over he said that in certain cases, McCain’s ideas were right. That sounds like a man trying to unify the parties to me, what about you?
Ididots like you who actaully voted for Bush twice are the reason we are hated by so many other countries. You are the reason for the economic meltdown – the failing banks, the housing crisis, and the fluctuating stock market.
You Republicans with your “give the money to the corporations so they can buy mansions, pad their banks accounts and pay for their teenage daughters breast enlargement procedures” ideaologies! You are the fucking reason America is the shithole it is today.
So fuck you, fuck your auntie maw and your granddaddy paw for bring you all into this earth and go drink your asses into a fucking stupor and die!!!!
No one makes more partisan remarks than the Fucking Republicians in case you haven’t noticed. And the world hates us because of YOUR Republican President G. Dubya Bush – the “C” average student and recovering alcoholic.
During all of his debates, Obama gave credit where credit was due. Over and over he said that in certain cases, McCain’s ideas were right. That sounds like a man trying to unify the parties to me, what about you?
Idiots like you who actually voted for Bush twice are the reason we are hated by so many other countries. You are the reason for the economic meltdown – the failing banks, the housing crisis, and the fluctuating stock market.
You Republicans with your “give the money to the corporations so they can buy mansions, pad their banks accounts and pay for their teenage daughters breast enlargement procedures” ideaologies! You are the fucking reason America is the shithole it is today.
So fuck you, fuck your auntie maw and your granddaddy paw for bring you all into this earth and go drink your asses into a fucking stupor and die!!!!
Ugh. Why couldn’t have they given that baby up for adoption so he could have a chance with some decent (and married and stable) parents for a change? Why is it that only adopted babies deserve adequate parents while biological babies are stuck with their crack whore and white trash moms?
Bristol has an awesome rack, and it can only get better during the lactation period.
Her boyfriend can score some good pot from his mom, those awesome breast to feel up, the MILF mother-in-law to be, that dude has it made.
they are very good looking i hope they have a great life! I’m sure the baby is beautiful!
The Palin bastard factory is still in business!
@6, 15, etc. – What on Earth is it that has people convinced these dim-witted fornicating anti-U.S. Palin drunks are Christians? Their “faith” is obviously a politically motivated sham.
Know them by their fruit.
@45 – I didn’t measure if it was perfectly equal, but are you just seeing what you want to see? Hayden Panwhatever was slammed for her ad inapprpriately attacking McCain, and several celebs were discouraged from backing Obama (Lohan, for example), because those celebs are notoriously stupid.
@64 where was this site “glorifying” Brangelina or Jamie Lynn Spears? Aren’t they often slammed for public display of stretchmarks? The best they could get is “she still looks good”, and Angelina/Skeletor can’t even get that. Also, Brangelina is an independent adult and is free too make it’s own stupid mistakes. Palin aspired to manage a country and can’t even manage herself or her own children.
Bristol is fucking hot. Michelle Obama puts the fug in fugly. Sarah Palin and Tina Fey do it right. No boner for new secretary of state, ugh.
Come on superficial writer. You’re not one of those pussy anti-gun ass hats are you? I know you can get pretty liberal and we usually forgive you for that. But I simply can’t handle liberal anti-gun crap. Stick with the other liberal nonsense like insuring terrorists keep enough self esteem to continue planning suicide bombings.
So by now ole’ Sweater Meats has got to have some big ole’ sweaty titties full of milk and hopefully little Tripp is suckin’ The Big Ones regularly. Tripp should grow to be pretty good at sucking, just like the rest of his family…,
Any pics of Sarah (vomit!) Palin while she was pregnant with (sounds like trichomoniasis) Trigg? Was he named after a gun part or an old horse? Any pics of Bristol (“Bristling with disease”) Palin while she was so-called home from school sick for five months with infectious mono? I didn’t think so. These people are nasty. Happy second baby with a dumb name, Bristling. Prove me wrong.
i sure am glad the bummer know it all juniper dude finally really went away…,