Sarah Palin’s 17-year-old daughter is pregnant

September 1st, 2008 // 245 Comments

The 17-year-old daughter of John McCain’s running mate Sarah Palin (a.k.a. Governor MILFalicious) is reportedly five months pregnant. The McCain campaign revealed the news to rebut rampant rumors that Governor Palin’s infant son is actually her grandson and she faked her pregnancy to protect her daughter Bristol. You seriously just read all that, and I’m now 90% positive John McCain’s research involved picking this woman’s name out of of a hat. Reuters reports:

The Palins, in a statement released by the McCain campaign, said Bristol “came to us with news that we as parents knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned” and that their daughter “has our unconditional love and support.”
“We ask the media to respect our daughter and Levi’s privacy as has always been the tradition of children of candidates,” their statement said.
Senior McCain campaign officials said McCain knew of the daughter’s pregnancy when he selected Palin last week as his vice presidential running mate, deciding that it did not disqualify the 44-year-old governor in any way.

I know the knee-jerk reaction will be to point out the hypocrisy of Governor Palin’s faith-based public views on supporting abstinence-only education and overturning Roe v. Wade. But let’s not lose sight of the real issue. Which is Sarah Palin shot a moose.

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  1. Ted from LA

    First of 789.

  2. Ted from LA

    Do you know what you call people who use abstinence only education for birth control?

    Parents.

  3. Richard McBeef

    Second of 789.

  4. Lousy idiotic Republican Scumbags are good for jokes

    AHHHHHHHHHHHH haaaaaaaaaaa HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

    McCain really is senile aint he?

  5. Ted from LA

    Is that picture of the Governor or the daughter? Nevermind. I just realized I don’t give a shit who it is.

  6. Yo mama

    Why should her daughter’s actions have anything to do with her ability to be a fabulous VP?
    And she WILL be fabulous.

  7. Ted from LA

    With I name like that, I’ll bet she got knocked up at a Nascar race.

  8. Yeah, but Barack’s a Muslim.

  9. No Ted

    They are not called parents that is childishly redundant (or republican). They are called fools. One must assess a situation with not logic my friend, not emotion. Hoping that a young person will be able to control their hormones is a mindless assumption and is therefore ignorant.

    Vote McCain. Even though he is clearly not very bright and is of no value to this country. He demonstrated that already with being one of the Keating Five and now look at his judgement call on a VP!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. extracheeseplease

    Her daughter is a 17 year old! hold up wait a minute, this VP selection is the equivalent of Lynne Spears. 5 kids, one of them with Down’s Syndrome and a pregnant teenager. Lynne spears has a retarded daughter and had a pregnant teen

  11. Ted from LA

    #6
    You cannot use the word “fabulous” twice in one post. Be sure to read the rules before posting again.

  12. McCain is a disgrace and not qualified

    Presumed Republican presidential nominee John McCain believes that Czechoslovakia is still an existent country, despite the fact that it has not been for 15 years. This makes him the type of person that one might charitably describe as a dum-dum.

    Now, I know what some of you are thinking. Some of you are thinking: “Hell, I didn’t know Czechoslovakia isn’t a country anymore, either – and, darn it, I’m no dum-dum!” Well, maybe you are and maybe you aren’t, but it’s rather beside the point since you’re not running to be the president of the United States, which is one of the most globally important jobs on the planet.

  13. Ted from LA

    #9,
    I’m referring to the young people who end up pregnant. As in, do you know what they call people who use withdrawal as a form of birth control?

    Parents.

  14. Scott

    FYI, that image is NOT Sarah Palin. It’s from a stock photo company. Some other blogger misused it ages ago and now it shows up in Google images for her name…but it isn’t her.

  15. Count Baltar

    “Hoping that a young person will be able to control their hormones is a mindless assumption and is therefore ignorant.”

    You and me baby, we ain’t nothing but mammals.

  16. morga

    Superfish, you idiot, that’s not Palin. That’s Sabine Ehrenfeld, the former overstock.com babe

    sheesh

  17. phil

    What 14 said, that’s not her. Nonetheless I’m HOT FOR GOVERNOR!

  18. ph7

    Rednecks are rednecks are rednecks.

  19. wretew

    i just found this girl on a celebs dating club’S earching M illionaire…c o m’.i am sure she is not seriously looking but for some short-term relationship according to her profile description.

  20. Googlybits

    Sexuality is genetic. That’s why 90% of kids in abstinence only programs have sex as teenagers. Why the stupidity of upholding anti-contraceptive views when they so easily fail?

  21. Judgement

    Fuckin Republicans and their hypocrisy! It’s typical of them to preach all that “morals” shit and “rightgeous living” and then they can’t even get their own children to follow it.

    If this would have been Barack’s 17 year old daughter, they would have painted him out to be the worse person/parent alive!

  22. crabby old guy

    The pompass f-tards on the left who bash a 17-year old’s life changing situation are as stoopid (if not more so) than a pompass f-tard on the right who would bash her if it was a Dem candidate only serve up additional proof that what this country needs is a good enema.

    A facist “Father Government” of the Left is as big a horror as Uncontrolled blind greed of the equally self absorbed jags on the Right.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2008 choices for President: Cancer or Polio.

    “Who is John Galt?”

  23. Rant

    Let’s use this whole thread pointing out this is not Palin.

    It is not enough if one or two people write about it. At least 75% of all posts are needed just to get the point through.

    Fucking morons.

  24. If McCain wins it's rigged for sure

    Who would honestly vote for these two imcompetents? Seriously it is a disgrace.

  25. Oh, wow fast jump on the news there. Sorry, this broke awhile ago and nobody gives a flying fuck what your dumbass thinks of something to do with politics.

    Get to posting more nudie photos and other pics of celebrities coked out of their fucking minds you worthless hack. You don’t even own the site, you are just some loser being paid a tiny swum to post worthless cock sucking celebrity shit stain stories.

  26. jenryanc

    How could it be hypocritical? Gov. Palin is anti-abortion and her daughter will be having a baby. I think that it is honorable that even though Bristol’s pregnancy comes at the worst time in Gov. Palin’s political career, she is first fulfilling her role as a mother and supporting her daughter. Seventeen year olds make mistakes…and it shows the strength of family that she has the support that she needs. If Palin had kicked her daughter out of the house and disowned her, THEN I would call her hypocritical…

  27. Stating The Obvious

    #23, did you know the picture above is NOT Palin?
    :-)

  28. Nique

    This woman is sooo ridiculous!
    I just read abou who she actually is and what she stands for…this pretty much contradicts with what happens to her daughter….
    Wait…Palin is against sexual education at school…so here you go.

  29. kok

    Funny how Sarah Palin opposes sex education for high schoolers.

    Poor daughter. If only her mom had let learn about birth control, this could be avoided.

  30. Ted Kennedy's tumor

    At least she is not going to murder her unborn child as most libs would do and will keep the child. From what I hear, she and the boyfriend will get married. So that will be one less single mother in the world.

    I am no Obama fan at all, but he did a classy thing by saying that it is a matter between the parents and shouldn’t be the topic of our polotics.

  31. CONDOM MAN DOES NOT APPROVE OF GOV. PALIN’S MOOSE-SHOOTING

  32. Nique

    ‘#30
    Haha, a 17 year old marrying the father of her unborn child. “So that will be one less single mother in the world.” For about …I give them 18months…and then she will be “One less married woman with a faithful husband and a great marriage”.

    Come on, you do not think this works, do you?

  33. Nique

    ‘#30
    Haha, a 17 year old marrying the father of her unborn child. “So that will be one less single mother in the world.” For about …I give them 18months…and then she will be “One less married woman with a faithful husband and a great marriage”.

    Come on, you do not think this works, do you?

  34. Desert Rat

    Hey, ya know, maybe if Sarah Palin and/or her husband spent more time at home being involved in their 5 childrens lives, and less time promoting themselves, their careers, and shooting mooses (meece?), young Bristol might not have made this mistake. Or more to the point, wouldn ‘t have had the opportunity.

    At any rate, I think it is perfectly valid to judge parents by their children, as they are primarily responsible for shaping their characters. In this case, young Bristol demonstrated that she totally does not respect any of the ‘values’ her parents espouse.

    I guess it just goes to show that people are sexual creatures, and our mounting hysteria over under-age sex, birth control, abortion, etc. just highlight how completely dysfunctional our culture has become.

  35. Mike

    #12 Osama/Obama thinks that there are 57 states in the US, which is clearly less informed than thinking that Czech is still a nation. Last I checked, he was running for the president of the US, I think you need to understand the breadth of the land you intend to lead before grasping nuances of other countries.

    #32 My real world example is 18 years and still going. Just because YOU would personally leave the girl you knocked up, doesn’t mean everyone is a piece of shit too.

  36. melissa miller

    What’s so wrong with wanting to have your baby and not run out and kill it? I don’t get you, Americans.

    Everyone goes all ape shit if someone is not for abortion. YOu should thank your mother she didn’t abort you.

    There are girls who have babies young all over the world. Heck your mom was probably 17 when she had you.

    So wow….we call her a hyprocrite because she doesn’t want to MURDER her child. Wow. So full of love and morals we are.

    Whatever. Go have unprotected sex and then go run out and kill your baby because you’re a coward. GO MURDER! YYYAAY!

  37. melissa miller

    What’s so wrong with wanting to have your baby and not run out and kill it? I don’t get you, Americans.

    Everyone goes all ape shit if someone is not for abortion. YOu should thank your mother she didn’t abort you.

    There are girls who have babies young all over the world. Heck your mom was probably 17 when she had you.

    So wow….we call her a hyprocrite because she doesn’t want to MURDER her child. Wow. So full of love and morals we are.

    Whatever. Go have unprotected sex and then go run out and kill your baby because you’re a coward. GO MURDER! YYYAAY!

  38. you'reamoron

    That isn’t even Sara Palin. Way to provide us with cutting edge election coverage…

  39. asshat

    The party of “family values” comes through again…hahahahahaha….oh sweet irony.

    At least they still haven’t managed to get the “we love guns and oil” part wrong yet. Goodness, if this is how things look prior to your republican convention, just save your money and cede the election to Captain (no-policy) Hope.

  40. Obama'saracisist

    Sarah is not for teenage pregnancy, just the government shoving their ideas and condems down people’s throats. Parents should educate their own children on sex. Doesn’t mean teens won’t get pregnant either way. The left wingers just encourage their kids to kill their babies.

    Why was Chelsea Clinton off limits, but this girl is not?

    The haters are sweating. If she is so “imcompetent”, you should be thrilled with this choice.

    By the way, Obama’s parents were never married. No one has said a word about that.

  41. Rant

    #27 Yes, I knew that #14 #16 and #17 told us…..that was my point of everybody has to point it out. And now #38. And many more to come

  42. shante mcnasty

    Everyone rags on Sarah because she only has 2 years of experience as a governor. Well wake up, Obama was only a SENATOR, he’s never even been a governer.

    He stands to socialize a nation. Do you guys even know what that means? I swear it’s like you idiots prided yourself on ignorance.

    A young girl gets pregnant and has her baby? How is that hypocritical? Do you even know what hypocritical is?? Hypocritical would be this…her daughter has an the baby and then kicks her out of the house or doesn’t love and support her….that is HYPOCRISY.

    You people are so uneducated. I’m not saying McCain is the best pres. electorate….but damn…

    Like we needed TWO MORE old fogie geezers to get up in the White House and drive our country more into the ground. So what if there is a president up for election.

    Men you hate on this all you want…I’m sure Sarah won’t have stained pant suits because she gets it on with some intern and can’t discipline herself and embarrass not only her family but a nation.

    Get a grip you whimps and stop applauding people who kill their children and have the balls to not abort them.

    Seriously. I’m sure you’re on you’re on your way to WalMart to buy some of you Obama signs because someone in China probably made it while being whipped with stick while their fingers lay bleeding at factory….you know…because you’re not a hyprocrite or anything.

    Our nation is weird.

  43. Wes

    She is against sex education in schools, not at home.

    It is the parents’ job! Who wants pedophile teachers in charge of SEX EDUCATION?

    She is not hypocritical at all.

  44. Deacon Jones

    @37

    You fucking idiot.
    If this Palin can’t get her own daughter to practive abstinence, then how the fuck can you justify teaching federal abstinence only sex-ed programs????

    Go look at how the STD rate for high schoolers has skyrocketed since no one’s wearing a fucking rubber anymore. Thankfully that hasn’t showed up in the junior highs yet…

  45. God

    Fucking whore.

  46. Bjorny

    THIS LADY IS JUST BONKERS AND HER BABY IS A SLUT!

    WAY TO APPEAL TO THE RED STATES MCCAIN. LET’S GO CELEBRATE MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY WITH OUR DICKS IN DALE ERNHEART RACING SUITS AND COORS LIGHT CAPS ON. TAP THE ROCKIES GO FOOTBALL AND OSAMA-BIN-LADEN-IS-QUEER.COM ALL OVER YOUR FACE.

    WHEN YOU WAKE UP AND A NICE BLACK GUY HAS MADE AMERICA A BETTER PLACE, YOU CAN STOP HATING ON EVERYTHING OUTSIDE YOUR COMFORT ZONE AND START LOVING YOUR FELLOW MAN AGAIN. THE IRAQ WAR WILL END, AND BIGFOOT IS NOT REAL, YOUR DUMB FUCKING FRIENDS ALREADY PROVED THAT.

    BJORNY.

  47. Wesley again

    And why does the left (including Obama) think kids are punishment?

    The right (including Palin) thinks they are blessings.

    That defines the parties’ differences.

  48. Right Fury

    A right to life politician who’s family practices what she preaches? That’s pretty rare.

    I’m sorry but I’ve become pro-choice folks…for Liberals. I wish they would ALL abort their kids, so as to not pollute us anymore. How’s that for going green?

  49. asshat

    actually #42, i’m fairly certain you don’t know what hypocrite means…

    in this context it might, oh i don’t know, be used to refer to a woman who ardently talks about abstinence for teens but has a pregnant 17 year old daughter at home. or something like that. you moron.

    source: Merriam-Webster
    Main Entry: hypocrite
    hyp·o·crite
    Pronunciation:
    \’hi-p?-?krit\
    Function:
    noun

    1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion

  50. Clem

    Bristol? Bristol? What is a Bristol? I know it’s a crap town in England but a girl’s name? Nah.

    Anyway, I hope that this kid likes fairy tales because if it’s granny has anything to do with it it’s going to a school that teaches creationism as a plausible explanantion for how the world came to be.

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