Sarah Palin wants to play Tina Fey

October 6th, 2008 // 86 Comments

What if Sarah Palin played Tina Fey playing Sarah Palin playing Tina Fey? My answer: The universe would collapse on itself with a quiet “We’re mavericks, don’tcha know.” But, apparently, the folks over at NBC and the McCain campaign aren’t concerned with the very fabric of our existence, according to the Chicago Sun-Times:

Some key McCain staffers are content with Palin joking about the “SNL” routines on the campaign trail — as when she scribbled “I’m not Tina Fey” on a supporter’s cell phone and said she’d dressed as Fey on Halloween. But others — including the governor herself — think a return punch on the NBC airwaves is what’s needed.

My political beliefs aside, I’ll admit it’d be a good show. Because if the debates taught us anything, it’s that Sarah Palin is awesome at memorizing words she doesn’t know the meaning of – like “vice-president.” Hi-YO! I’ll be in the Catskills all week, folks. Try the veal.

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  1. Eric

    #49 you sound like one of the people in a poll I just read about – even among respondents who identified themselves as Republicans, a majority said they thought Obama would win the presidency and Democrats would win in congress.

    Everybody knows it’s over already, except Fart and Dingbat.

  2. Biden didn’t have to memorize anything, because whenever he needed a fact, he just made one up.

  3. jkon

    Wow..There are a ton of ignorant people here..Lets just go through economics..first 6 years everything ok..Democrats take over congress and the whole economy fails..You guys should should read page 1 of the ny times (a typically dem
    publication) from oct 4th detailing obamas affiliations with william ayers the 60-70s terrorist who plotted bombings against the us and the pentagon. In addition to his 25 year association w/ the rev wright obama clearly has no business running for president let alone his recent comments accusing our military of air raiding civilians.. He’s a nut-job! Besides being the second highest compensated from fannie mae and freddie mac…obama, raines, johnson should all be sitting in jail!
    He’s a socialist, he’s repeatedly funneled our money down beauracratic rat holes and he plans on continuing his practices when he gets into office! I can’t imagine any educated, informed person actually voting for him!!! Ummm… If I recall correctly our country was built on free market not socialism! Although we are now a mixed economy, I think our founding fathers would be a little disappointed in the future prospects of obamas economic plan, which by the way would not survive during a recession let alone a depression! No one especially his fairytailed 95 percent would be getting tax breaks, or increases for that matter in this economy of a democratic run congress!!! Congress controls the money people… The congress is democratic!!! Hello!!!

  4. Sarah Palin

    Our administration will continue to shove democracy down the throats of people in mideast and west asian nations. Because God has told us to do so. God has passed the torch to us. Our decisions will not be based on our religionl they will be made based upon what God tells us.

    Our brave young military servicemembers will continue to do Gods work and carry out Gods plan. We will see to it! Praise the Lord!

    God has told me that abortion is wrong, even though the bible fails to mention it. God trumps the bible! Amen!

    Iran, we’re coming for ya! God has spoken! You betcha!!


  5. Sarah Palin

    God told me just last week, he said the war in Iraq is just and righteous!


    Just and righteous like Lot and Noah, he said. Nevermind that Lot knocked up not one, but two daughters and claimed he was too drunk to know what he was doing. Nevermind that he offered them up to an angry mob. Nevermind that Noah was the first drunken preacher sailor. The war in Iraq is just and righteous! Praise the Lord! Halleluliah!

    Abortion is wrong! Nevermind that it’s no ones business to know what a woman does with her body; we will see to it that there is no choice, no freedom! Fuck the people who disagree, the religion in power is the religion that decides!!! You betcha!!!

    If Iran capitulates, God forbid, we will find someone else to rattle our sabres at! Amen!!! Praise tthe lord!!!

    Genesis is true fact, praise God!!! It belongs in science class and we will work tirelessly to manipulate the SCUS. It may take some bribes, it may take some strongarmed will but Genesis is science!!! AMEN!!!

    God said that my beliefs shall become the beliefs of the entire planet!!! Or else!!! You’re either with us or against us!!! Praise the Lord!!!


  6. Langdon

    Sarah Palin is a stupid person.

  7. The Laughing G-D

    The problem for swing voters and the younger crowd.

    1) They believe, that this administration is one of, if not the worse, administration in the history of the US.

    2) They know the events of 9/11, Iraq, Iran, and the terrorist did not occur as revealed by the media and the administration.

    3) The republicans, and the McCain campaign, have not blatantly stepped out and condemned the actions of this current administration. Distancing themselves from the administration, its actions and choices. Claiming that they do not represent the views of the party, its interest or its constituents interest.

    I am a registered republican, I only voted for Bush the last two times because he was the LESSER of two evils [Gore and the Swift Boat Guy, "I am swift boat captain!" "How do you feel about the * " "Swift-boat-captain!"]. McCain is saying all the right things, in terms of policies and economy, that registered republicans like to hear [the reasons they are registered in the first place]. However, he has not distanced himself from the current administration, but in fact has sided with it. That, is enough for republicans who vote their interest; not solely their party, to vote for Obama. Well it was enough to get me to vote for Ron Paul, but he is out, so Obama.

  8. Jenna

    Love the Catskills reference!!! Takes me back to the glory days, when it wasn’t over-run with hicks and orthodox jews.

  9. Carla

    Tina Fey is much prettier than the moose eatin’ moron.

  10. my comment

    What’s Fey going to do when the Half-Black Socialist Messiah gets [god forbid] elected?

    I guess she can always play the bitch shrew, Michelle Obama, right?

  11. Bush's Legacy

    I am not sure what you right wing imbeciles are ranting about. Your war president, Dubya, has allowed our nation to be looted and plundered. Are you aware of who his secretary of the treasury Henry Paulson is? He was CEO of Goldman Sachs and made $500,000,000. Yeah are you aware of the goings on there?
    These crooks set up a nice system and now tons of Americans have lost there homes to the banksters.
    All hail the short sale and derivatives and all the other methods of tampering with the efforts and industry of the working class for pure greed. Tearing down companies for quick financial gains with the end result being the destruction of the long term economy.
    Hell what do we even make in this country anymore?

    So yeah, go ahead and vote in the dumb whore and the crooked (Keating Five) old man. What does it really matter? They are all puppets.
    The Federal Reserve runs the country. Into the ground.

  12. why not?

  13. zuzuspetals

    #53 jkon-
    Excuse me, sir, I think there is a bunch of shit where your brains are supposed to be.

  14. Joejam2845

    Pssst…..Hey jkon, nobody gives a Fuck what you think!

  15. Joejam2845

    Sorry, my #64 comment was mean’t for Zuzuspetals, NOT jkon!

  16. zuzuspetals

    # 64 & 65-
    You too, have shit for brains.

    Nothing brings me greater joy than reading the angry comments of you fucking retarded Republicans as you watch your two candidates, who are the laughing stock of the entire planet, go down the tubes, taking your fucked-up party, her governorship, and his senatorship with them. We’ve had eight years of watching in horror as a retarded Republican monkey started an illegal war, ran us a trillion dollars into debt, and oversaw the deaths of many innocent people, including American soldiers, and we know very well than Palin/McCain (cunt first) would just bring more of the same. Obama is way ahead, and the Palin/McCain is on its way into oblivion, where it belongs.
    All I can say is this:

  17. Tina's Boytoy

    Forget all the political crap, I’D FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF TINA FEY!

  18. Satan


    Do bother reading the article about Obama’s “ties” with Ayers and you’ll see that it’s nothing more than guilt-by-association. Considering Bush’s ties with the Bin Laden family, your hero has ties with public enemy number one and terrorist numero uno Osama himself. Don’t believe it? Even your favorite rightwing media reports about it:

  19. John McCain

    I was involved in the last great round of bank failures. I ruined many peoples lives by enabling Keating. I’m a maverick. It’s time to get mavericky.

  20. Right Fury

    You’re right is is killing me. It’s killing me that you people would vote for this socialist bastard. It kills me that americans really just don’t get it.

    As far as my “curious” attitude toward celebs? Screw them. I’d wonder what actual percentage of these assholes are “generous”. I doubt its truly what you think it is. They do this shit to alleviate their own guilt about being stupid filthy rich. It’s just that they think I should be doing it too. That’s where we disagree.

    Why do you have to attack mccain to defend your own candidate? Obama is worse than anything we have seen and all of your blind hate toward the image you have of republicans makes you ignore facts.

    I say it again, no matter what comes out about Obama, you ignore it. No matter what is true you brush it aside or try to minimize it.

    Fact: Obamas career started in the living room of a domestic terrorist whom obama later served on the same board which they had contacted each other as late as 2005.

    Fact: Obama, in his own book said Rev. Jeremiah wright was his spiritual mentor, whose church he attended for 20 years, who baptized his children, who married him.

    You cannot ignore this. no matter what you say about McCain/Palin it’s not as bad as those two facts. No matter what you say, I cannot shrug this off. He was in the fuckers living room. He attended the church for 20 years. You are going to tell me, “he wasn’t that close” and “I never heard that stuff when I was in church” I gotta call bullshit.

    So now I have to wonder, are you democrats so mad at president bush that you hate america like Bill and Jeremiah? I would think that you do. So what you’re going to elect Obama and that will “turn it all around” and you’ll stop hating america? What’s he going to do to change your mind? Let you smoke dope? Suck the UN’s dick? Stop us from killing Arabs? What?

    Even when that piece of shit Clinton was in office I still loved this country.

  21. washington

    I am so going to enjoy gloating to McCain supporters. haha you neo-cons are the real Socialists you lying/ignorant fucks .

  22. meh

    42- that “joke” is lame and Obama is a Magna Cume Laude Harvard grad.

    John Wayne Gacy was a rapist and murderer, John McCain is also named John, so you rednecks could chill with the HUSSEIN!!

  23. zuzuspetals

    Your “facts” are the same fucked-up racist bullshit that Palin/McCain are now spewing every day.
    I don’t give a shit what the pastor of Obama’s church said or did. If you want to talk about the candidate’s churches, go watch the videotape of Sarah Palin being exorcised by the witch doctor and then tell me if you really think she’s rational enough to be VP or President.
    I don’t care about the actions of someone that Obama has had tea with once or twice- especially those that took place 40 years ago, when Obama was 8 years old. Obama didn’t know what Ayers had done (do inquire what each person you associate with did 40 years ago?) and when he did find out, he denounced Ayers’ actions.
    If you want to judge a candidate by those standards, I’m sure you could find many, many people that John McCain has associated with who have committed heinous crimes. Starting with people like, uh, George Bush, who began an illegal war in Iraq that has put us a trillion dollars in the hole and destroyed our infrastructure- and while John McCain claims to be a “maverick” he has voted with Bush 90 percent of the time. He has supported this war every step of the way and wants to make it last (in his own words) for 100 years. And what about McCain’s association with the Keating 5- that’s not just “guilt by association” that is McCain himself behaving unethically.
    I don’t attack McCain to defend Obama- that’s the shit that you right-wingers pull. I attack McCain because he’s a crazy, deranged, demented little man who belongs in a mental ward, not in office. This country will be destroyed if McCain/Palin win- all of our money will continue to go to military action and to the top 2 percent of the richest people in the nation and to CEOs. That fucking retarded monkey Bush and his jackal VP have already drained our economy, and Palin/McCain will finish the job. And when that happens, you might want to learn either Chinese or Arabic because our nation will not be able to stand.
    You, McCain, and Palin look pathetic spewing these same lies over and there’s a good reason why you have to reach back 40 years into the past- not even Obama’s past, but someone elses’- to try to find some dirt on him. He’s led an ethical life. That’s the biggest contrast of all between Obama and John “McNasty” McCain.

  24. Right Fury

    Thanks zuzu, for your extensive post. You just proved my point. Facts are not racist. They are facts.

    “I attack McCain because he’s a crazy, deranged, demented little man who belongs in a mental ward, not in office.”

    That my friend was an opinion.

    “Obama, in his own book said Rev. Jeremiah wright was his spiritual mentor”

    This is a fact. You should figure out the difference.

  25. Right Fury


    I’ll laugh when you gloat. Because you’ll have fucked yourself.

  26. boristhespider

    Wow, what comedic genius. reagan=dumb, bush=dumb, palin=dumb. I think you libs need to rethink your strategy.

  27. zuzuspetals

    I do feel sympathy for you.
    I know how terrible it is to know that someone who doesn’t agree with your values and ideals is obviously going to be elected President. I’ve had to put up with a President that I don’t agree with for 8 years, and I’ve watched him drive this nation into the ground while sacrificing human lives and the respect of most other nations on the planet. I do know the difference between fact and opinion, and like many Republicans and conservatives, you’ve just used a method of distraction in your comment to me because you don’t have solid ground to stand on in your argument. You only have lies that you use to forward your own agenda. Why people insist on having leaders who only are only interested in working for the interests of the top 5 percent of the wealthiest people in the country is way beyond me. I can only surmise, as I have before in this thread, that you have shit for brains.

    There are many facts we could consider, but here are the three that matter most:

    Fact: Bush has squandered billions of dollars and countless human lives on a war he won’t win and he deceived the American public in order to do it.
    Fact: John McCain intends to do more of the same
    Fact: John McCain’s VP selection is dangerously unprepared for office

    Please, just go back to training your pitbulls and eating cheetos and drinking Miller High-Life, and wait for the Obama landslide. Judging by McInsane’s recent behavior, it looks like it should be a big one.

  28. zuzuspetals

    A lovely and accurate piece of jounalism from Rolling Stone-

    “Here’s what Sarah Palin represents: being a fat fucking pig who pins
    “Country First” buttons on his man titties and chants “U-S-A! U-S-A!” at the top of his lungs while his kids live off credit cards andSaudis buy up all the mortgages in Kansas. The truly disgusting thing about Sarah Palin isn’t that she’s totally unqualified, or a religious zealot, or married to a secessionist, or unable to educate her own daughter about sex, or a fake conservative who raised taxes and horked up earmark millions every chance she got. No, the most disgusting thing about her is what she says about us: that you can ram us in the ass for eight solid years, and we’ll not only thank you for your trouble, we’ll sign you up for eight more years, if only you promise to stroke us in the right spot for a few hours around election time.

    Democracy doesn’t require a whole lot of work of its citizens, but it requires some: It requires taking a good look outside once in a while,and considering the bad news and what it might mean, and making the occasional tough choice, and soberly taking stock of what your real interests are…”

    -MattTaibi, ROLLING STONE

  29. Nikky Raney


  30. MadTV

    SNL is getting so ghey

  31. Keep up the good work! Your underestimation of Palin is only going to work against Obama.

  32. zuzuspetals

    Loud Citizen-
    Just keep rubbing those man titties.

  33. Obamas mama

    All Liberals suck black cock

  34. Obamas mama

    All Liberals suck black cock

  35. Teddy Fn Kennedy

    Tine Fey will be much much better at playing Obama”s wife and occasionally she can play his mom and maybe even his dad and Hillary and Bill Clinton. Snl ain’t funny since Fey started sleeping in her van down by the river.

  36. Tine Fey will be much much better at playing Obama”s wife and occasionally she can play his mom and maybe even his dad and Hillary and Bill Clinton

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