Sarah Palin probably shot whoever screens her calls

November 2nd, 2008 // 162 Comments

Two radio DJs from Quebec, who are famous for pulling prank calls, somehow managed to get a hold of Sarah Palin on Saturday and convinced her she was talking to French President Nicolas Sarkozy. And she fucking fell for it. For the record, that is really, no joke, Sarah Palin on the line. Her campaign handlers are obviously pissed but, like idiots, confirmed the interview took place. I would’ve lied my face off because nobody is listening to this thing and thinking “Oh, yes, let’s hand this woman nuclear arm codes. That’ll end well.” We’ll be the only nation in history to perish in an atomic holocaust because The Jerky Boys got through the White House switchboard. Sign me up for that.

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  1. Bickus Dickus

    All you liberals fell hook, line, & sinker, and have all been tricked into class envy, and have effectively “sold” your votes for $500-$1000 in government welfare.

    So if any of you liberals actually has a job, furthermore, a non-government job, I hope it was worth it, as you will most likely lose your job because the company you work for will no longer be able to pay you.

    Furthermore, Obumba has already stated his intent to let the Bush tax cuts expire in 2 years, which raises income tax on anyone or family making over $42,000 a year.

    But hey, you’ll still have your $500 welfare check to spend. Problem is, if Obama gets elected, that $500 will only cover one of the following:

    1 tank of gas for your car
    1 months electric bill
    1 months heating bill
    1 decent 12-ga shotgun to blow your head off with (hopefully the choice you make)

  2. Ted Kennedy's tumor

    How will Obama pay for all that he says he is going to do if he gives everyone in the middle class tax breaks? Do a little research and you will see that the wealthy pay FAR more in taxes than the middle class and the people Obama says he is going to give the tax breaks to, don’t even pay taxes because they don’t make enough. Just because I worked hard my whole life and didn’t blow my money on spinners and a big screen TV, that I have to give my money to someone who doesn’t work at all? Where is the fairness in that?

  3. Sweet. I cant wait until she and McCain win and NUKE Canada. That would be awesome.

    Canada is “The USA’s Largest National Park” anyways. After we turn it to glass, we can store all of our freshly killed caribou, deer and pork…and prepare for the anti-muslim feast.

    I CANT WAIT!!!

    As Alam ma LICKEM deez nutz hadji’s!

  4. All Us Liberals

    No need to ask these questions about Obama anymore.

    He’s going to be President in just over a day.

    If you still have doubts and questions, you can then begin to see if you’re right.

    Because he’s going to win. Easily.

    Why? Because your side SUCKED.

    The best the Republicans could do was to pick a geezer and a bimbo.

    Your side is in shambles.

    Enjoy your impotent rage and bitter tears tomorrow. Maybe you should pick a movie today, so you can go out tomorrow night and avoid even looking at the TV? The election will be over by 7pm anyway.

    John McCain. Mitt Romney. Mike Huckabee.

    Good lord, you people sure are in bad shape. Maybe this Nobel Prize winner, Sarah Palin, can save you, as you all seem to believe.

    As the joke goes, if Sarah Palin is the solution, you really don’t understand the problem.

  5. The Real View

    LOL @#94. I call dibs on the first Monkey, Michelle Obama. She’d look good scrubbing my floors. Plus I could use her to rest my feet on so I wouldn’t wear out my footstool. She’d just bend over on all fours in front of my chair.

    Damn it must’ve been nice when all those monkey’s were in their proper place as slaves.

    Can you imagine the money the gov’t would save on Welfare programs alone? We’d have multi-Trillion $ surplus’s. It’s such a shame how one goddamn useless mongrel race has destroyed an entire Country.

  6. Bickus Dickus

    I know why Canada and all the other Euro-pussy countries want Obomma to win.

    They are jealous and want the USA to be just as miserable as they are in their demoralizing pathetic failing socialist countries…..

  7. Ted Kennedy's tumor

    #104, avoid the questions. That is how obama got here in the first place. You are probably right, he will win. Then you will see how screwed we all are. It will be good to see him flop around like a fish out of water since he is far less qualified that Palin is. Enjoy your tax raise!

  8. Ghandi

    It is amusing how wanting to help Americans is now called socialism. We have programs to help the poor get back on their feet by providing training for jobs and childcare while they attend school. But for some reason you misguided Republicans want to continue the Corporate welfare. The elite 5 percent of the richest Americans get the greatest tax breaks and this is unfair because the middle class need it more because they make a lot less. There are more small companies that make less than 250,000 in revenue and employ the most Americans than Corporate America. Small business and middle class Americans need tax breaks. There are middle class Americans that cannot afford braces for their kids. Obama’s tax break plan would give middle class Americans a 1,000 tax break which means they can purchase the required lap top for school for their child or buy a washer, so they do not have to hand wash their clothes. I do volunteer work at a food bank and it breaks my heart to see all these middle class people living in hard times. They could sure use the 1,000 tax break.

  9. Beth

    Is it bad karma that I get all warm and fuzzy inside every time the republican party gets bad press? I’m just going to say hell no. It’s fucking great. And Sarah Palin is my hero as of now because she completely just cost them the election. Barack the vote!

  10. The Cold Hard Truth

    Ghandi was a pussy and so are you. Goddamn bleeding hearts.

    Fuck all these goddamn entitlement-class fucking losers.

    10 years ago I was making $10.00 an hour with a B.A. degree. I worked 60-70 hours a week for the past 10 years and now I’m making $120,000 a year. because I worked my ass off. And I paid for college with the GI Bill, and worked 3 or 4 jobs through college to pay rent and expenses and shit. No government handouts, and no help from my parents. I acheived success The Fucking American Way. By working my ass off.

    So just because some fucking self-pitying minority or some welfare baby is too fucking lazy to go out and make it on their own, I’m supposed to pay for them to have as much as everyone else?

    Fuck them. They deserve their fucking station in life because they aren’t true Americans. True Americans turn away from Gov’t intervention and welfare.

    You fucking loser fucking Democrats have created a welfare state in this country, you are the fucking problem. You’ve created multiple generations of people 100% reliant on the gov’t. You aren’t American and you never will be.

    Fuck all of you, I hope you all fucking die, Liberal scum.

  11. San

    # 41……. Who’s dumb now moron? Quebec has a Prime Minister. lol…retard. It’s next to your country and I bet 60% of Americans can’t tell name of Canada’s Prime Minister lol

  12. canadiansooze

    @79 – It wasn’t a fake French accent it just wasn’t a European French accent, it was a legit French Canadian accent.

    @80 Quebec does NOT have a Prime Minister, Quebec has a Premier (head of the province, not the country)

    And Palin is an embarassment if she knew anything about foreign leaders she would have known that Sarkozy doesn’t speak english. She also would have known that the Prime Minister of Canada is Stephen Harper. For crying out loud the Masked Avengers gave her every clue that it was a prank – Nailin’ Palin, I can see Belgium from my house, my wife is hot in bed… she wasn’t going along with it and being polite she is simply clueless…

  13. Ted Kennedy's tumor

    Keep drinking the coolaide Beth.

  14. VOTE OBAMA

    #110

    I too struggled and worked very hard to get where I am today. I made 259,000 last year from my successful software business. I have no problem getting taxed more because I can afford it and I don’t need to spend my money on extravagant items like a Rolex watch. I use to work 60 plus hours a week when I worked for other people that did not know how to plan a software product. Now I work 40 hours a week and have time to do volunteer work for an out reach program for pre-teens. The world will always need humanitarians to help the less fortunate. We need to keep America strong by helping others in need.

  15. Roe

    #110

    After Obama becomes President of the US and you get your $1,000 tax break; you should go seek professional help for your anger issues.

    Good Luck.

  16. Nicely said #110. I too used the GI Bill to better myself and get educated. The problem with these lazy scum is, they look down on service in the military. Even though it is us who fight for thier right to hate our guts and what we stand for.

    Don’t come crying to me when osama unloads another turd on us. I’ll empty my M4 into your fucking head.

    Even Joe Biden says obama will be tested, but we need to stand by him because he wont know what the fuck he is going to do. He will have to organize a community first.

  17. Reality Check

    #110

    You took a hand out by the government funded by tax payers with your GI Bill, so you are no better than the welfare mom that used the money to because a medical billing clerk.

  18. #118, no we payed into our GI Bill (it’s like a 401K, which, obama wants to start taxing) to the tune of $1,200. In return we had to go to war, get shot at, leave our families for months or years, make far less than we would have in the civilian work force and we volunteered for it. Your welfare mom did none of that. She could have joined the military and gotten an education and earned some money, but decided not to.

    So while we did use gov money, we also paid into it. It wasn’t given to us for free.

    Joe Biden voted on the war as did Hillary and most demoncrats.

  19. Sam

    “You are probably right, he will win. Then you will see how screwed we all are.”

    Can you right wingers please admit that NOBODY can screw up more than your guy, George W. Bush, has? He’s the worst president in 100 years. All of your continued barking means nothing in the face of the most monumental screw up in recent American history. George W. Bush invalidates every argument you make that “da librul commie Dumbocrats gonna destroy dis country”. The country is already destroyed. Your guy, George W. Bush, destroyed it (actually, Cheney did, Bush is merely Cheney’s bitch, but that’s a technicality). The next president has only one task: rebuild.

    You’d think that would cause right wingers to have a tiny bit of restraint about how anybody but their guy is toxic to the country, but nooooooooooo.

    Just watch tomorrow to see how, because of YOUR GUY GEORGE W. BUSH, nobody is willing to listen to you anymore.

  20. #117

    The brave soldiers in Iraq are not fighting for American freedom; they are fighting because Bush started the war in Iraq and now Americans are fighting a war that cannot be won. The Shites and Sunis are having their own civil war since the 7th century which means the war in Iraq will never end. There can be no democracy until the Shites and Sunis stop fighting each other. When Bush Sr. was in office; even Cheney told the press that over throwing Saddam would be a quagmire after Bush Sr. stopped the fighting in Iraq after saving Kuwait from the Iraq Invasion. The US has the greatest defense in the world. Bin Ladin would never ever be able to have a full blown attack on the US. The best that Bin Ladin can do is send some crazy Islam extremist to US and bomb several people. The US basically has another Vietnam war with Iraq and over 4,000 Americans have died. We do not need anymore Americans dying in a war that cannot be won. Joe Biden said that Obama will be tested because all new Presidents are tested when they first come into office. Unfortunately when the soldiers come back from Iraq; the Bush administration is not providing them with the medical care they need. Our brave soldiers deserve more than this. Americans need to practice logic and critical thinking instead of repeating what they hear on the Rush radio show or Fox News.

  21. JC

    “I know why Canada and all the other Euro-pussy countries want Obomma to win.

    They are jealous and want the USA to be just as miserable as they are in their demoralizing pathetic failing socialist countries…..”

    Ummm, I’m pretty sure that the United States is one of the most miserable of western nations that are failing at the moment – yes, the U.S. IS failing – and places like Canada are doing FAR better. Also, Oboma is only spelled with one ‘m’ – but A+ for effort!

  22. JC

    “I know why Canada and all the other Euro-pussy countries want Obomma to win.

    They are jealous and want the USA to be just as miserable as they are in their demoralizing pathetic failing socialist countries…..”

    Ummm, I’m pretty sure that the United States is one of the most miserable of western nations that are failing at the moment – yes, the U.S. IS failing – and places like Canada are doing FAR better. Also, Oboma is only spelled with one ‘m’ – but A+ for effort!

  23. missywissy

    It’s crystal clear she cannot understand the accent. What is she going to do when she is with other foreign diplomats and leaders, go on about how she is plowin’ through this and that, smile, nod her head, laugh????? McCain should have picked Huckabee, they would be near the lead if not in the lead. That was a safe bet. People are wanting a safe bet right now, and that’s why there’s so many undecided. McCain already fucked himself and the only saving grace for him is if the race is already rigged.

  24. Democrat & Army Reserve

    #119

    The military does not pay into their GI benefits like a 401K plan. It is the tax payers money that funds the GI bill.

  25. This GI is Voting for Obama

    I joined the military because I wanted to use the GI Bill to help me become a doctor. I had no intention of ever fighting in a war. After all, I thought the US learned from Vietnam. Imagine my surprise when I was shipped to Iraq to fight a war I did not believe in. I got blown up by a bomb and now my face is severely disfigured and I have minimum use of my hands. I will never ever be able to have the chance to study to be a doctor because I also suffer from daily painful headaches. My fiance dumped me and I cannot blame her. Who wants to look at a disturbing face and body everyday. I was a Republican before the war and now I am an Independent voting for Obama.

  26. Laughing at 126

    LOL @ 126

    You deserve your fate because you’re not a true American. I only wish you would have died so that would be one less vote for Osama Bin Obama.

  27. Laughing @ Liberals

    None of this matters, because if Obumma gets elected, the Military will revolt against him, and he and all you liberals will be either killed, or tried and hung as traitors against your country. I can’t fucking wait!…..LOL.

    But McCain will win anyway, because deep down, even the liberalist of liberal white people will never pull the lever for a coon on election day. They may say they will in polls and shit, but give us White people some credit. Even liberals aren’t that ignorant.

    Do you actually believe we’d elect a fucking spook for President?? LOL

  28. The Dude

    You must be from Canada, and appreciate Socialism. Barack Obama has had NO FOREIGN AFFAIRS experience, but you are willing to put him in the main chair. I guess you want to forget about his involvement with Ayers, a known Political Domestic Terrorist; and before you say they are not associates, the fact is that Ayers threw Obama’s coming out party. Barack Obama is a cereal box. He is a manufactured product of the Democratic Party who are trying to capitalize on the race card. Pathetic. You make jokes about a guy who fought and suffered 5 years of torture in the name of his country. At the very least, show him some respect. As far as Palin goes, she would should probably do better to speak to these DJ’s than the President of France. It’s fucking France. When was the last time they got involved. 60 years ago? Let those beret wearing surrender monkey’s keep pressing wine and and being arrogant. Palin has accomplished more than your low-brow, dumbed down excuse for media. The sad fact is that the few draws you may actually may influence some of the few that you draw to this site, with your political commentary amidst the pictures of Kim Kardashians ass, and talking about some robot you built in your parents basement who will shield you from the site of Britney’s stomach and finally unite you with Jessica Alba so that you can live on a cloud making love and having wine poured for you by the faceless masses. Just in case you missed it, that last sentence was my sarcastic imiation of the tired comments you pass off as writing. Fucking loser.

  29. lalala

    LOL @ #26

    Honestly now….are you that clueless???? Nicholas Sarcozy is the French president!!!! how do you not know this???…oh wait….you’re American….! So i’ll explain slooooowly…..these 2 guys are from Quebec….pretending to be the French president not the Quebec prime minister !(which doesn’t exist)

  30. #125, the Reserve (National Gaurd) GI Bill is not the same as the Active Duty GI Bill. True, the Reserve GI Bill you do not have to pay into. The Active Duty GI Bill you do contribute $100 a month for the first year of enlistment.

    Thank you for your service.

  31. The Dude

    IN RESPONSE TO THE POST BY 126:

    So you joined the Army to get a free education, and because you didn’t think you would have to fight and protect your country. That sounds like a liberal thinker. Take take take, and never think they should have to give give give. If you wanted an education where you wouldn’t have to compromise your beleifs for or against a war, you should have taken out student loans like I did, and repay them. Not look for a fucking hand out. I am sorry to hear that you were injured, as I would not wish that on anyone, but Karma is a bitch, isn’t it?

  32. Rush

    #132

    It was not about protecting our country; it was about the Bush administration making a horrible mistake and putting the US into war and now over 4,000 US soldiers have died for a war that cannot be won. I am truly sorry #126 for what happened to you.

  33. tambamama

    typical

    instead of admitting that she is in no way ready to represent your country with any sort of diplomacy – you attack the entire country that the pranksters are from. i am canadian, and i think the prank was classless and over the line – but the truth lies in the fact that she sounded like a start struck teenager – rather than an official of the US government. “We looooove you” – sigh, just bleh

    so when mccain/palin camp loses, it will be ‘blame canada, blame canada” all over again

    SNORE

  34. Mini Cantrell

    I know I am late with this BUT GET THIS TO KEITH OLBERMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!

  35. S

    “None of this matters, because if Obumma gets elected, the Military will revolt against him, and he and all you liberals will be either killed, or tried and hung as traitors against your country. I can’t fucking wait!…..LOL.”

    Wow. Stop playing HALO 3 and please get an education.

  36. S

    “None of this matters, because if Obumma gets elected, the Military will revolt against him, and he and all you liberals will be either killed, or tried and hung as traitors against your country. I can’t fucking wait!…..LOL.”

    Wow. Stop playing World of Warcraft and please get an education.

  37. Joj

    111 is a moron… how about you go look up Canadas political system. Does every US state have have president? NO. Canada has ONE Prime Minister. Do some fucking research and educate yourself.
    I think it’s completely unacceptable that Palin didn’t know that Harper is the PM of Canada. You want to be VP? Pretty sure it’s necessary for you to know who is running the country if you’re going to be dealing with them!!! Kudos to these two pranksters for pulling this off and showing what a joke Palin is. Makes me happy to be living in a country where we won’t have total incompetents running the nation!

  38. justtheobvious

    Better her than a Nigger in the “white” house. Him and his ape wife and monkey daughters are going to turn the whole neighborhood into ghetto.

  39. poor you : -(

    hey dickface @139 ^^^

    how funny is that, that a man and his family that you clearly believe is beneath you in every way is sooooo close to becoming the president of the US tomorrow, and there you still are, grinding your axe and blaming everyone else for the big, fat nothing that is your life.

    that must totally suck for you.

  40. Horrible Judgment

    @126

    You type pretty good for having minimum use of your hands.

    …Just sayin’.

  41. Jackie

    I cannot believe what a freaking moron she is. How did she get as far as she has? Definitely not her brain.

  42. Keanan

    I dont think that people who don’t even know who the Prime Minister of Canada is should be allowed to run a country.

  43. Keanan

    I dont think that people who don’t even know who the Prime Minister of Canada is should be allowed to run a country.

  44. Keanan

    I dont think that people who don’t even know who the Prime Minister of Canada is should be allowed to run a country.

  45. Keanan

    I dont think that people who don’t even know who the Prime Minister of Canada is should be allowed to run a country.

  46. Keanan

    I dont think that people who don’t even know who the Prime Minister of Canada is should be allowed to run a country.

  47. Keanan

    I dont think that people who don’t even know who the Prime Minister of Canada is should be allowed to run a country.

  48. ramona putz

    To me, Sarah Palin looks and acts like the cartoon character Peggy Hill from the TV series King of the Hill. Not only is her resemblance to Peggy Hill uncanny, like Peggy Hill she too is self-aggrandizing and clueless.

  49. Welfare for the Rich and middle east masters

    Dear Republicans, our country is broke. The elite master bankers stole our money and your hero – Dubya , allowed them to.
    911 – I guess you retards really think that those Arab guys could outsmart the NSA, huh? And where is bin Laden by the way? Dubs said he would catch him and then admitted to not thinking about him much 6 months later. C’mon idiots, wake up. We have been looted and plundered and will be involved in World War 3 soon enough. It’s all by decree.

    Presidents and kings no longer rule countries. The trilateralists and Bilderbergers do. If you don’t know that than you are very very ignorant.

    Sheep.

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