Sarah Palin Might Have Implants

June 9th, 2010 // 112 Comments

Here’s Sarah Palin at the 142nd Belmont Stakes and it looks like she’s acquired some hefty new constituents in the boob district. (I really need to stop doing political humor.) DC blogger Wonkette violated my jurisdiction by doing a comparison of Palin’s chest over the months and believes the half-term governor is sporting new moose-bags:

And, having just now checked our tipster’s hunch with another woman (also, coincidentally, named “Laura”), we can report with confidence that at least two people with experience in having breasts say that Sarah Palin sure looks like she was trotting out some new work at the horse races on Sunday.

Considering the source is a lady blogger [Note to Legal: How do we make that a crime?], I don’t know what I believe at this point. But if the Winkin’ Apocalypse of Dumb didn’t get new implants, I added some promo shots from Naylin’ Paylin’ as food for thought. I’m not saying it’d make me vote for her in 2012, but I’m also not saying increased exposure to large breasts wouldn’t make me too tired from masturbating to leave the house. (That’s a freebie, Republicans.)

Sarah ‘Paylin’ Makes a Porno – 10.13.2008

Photos: Reuters, Splash News

  1. CheckYourFacts!

    Palin: ‘I Have Not Had Implants’

    Palin Addresses Obama’s Handling of Oil Spill Crisis, Her Political Influence … and Yes, That Implant Rumor

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,594502,00.html

  2. chico
    Commented on this photo:

    If sarah paling has had breast implants, that her business,its not for any one to judge,people should worry more about the jobs our president is not doing, I believe that the change that the american people need is palin in office ,

  3. Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s with the wanna-be Palin in the last two picks?

    This site totally sucks, what the hell happened around here?

    Do yourself a favor: Stay off the political track.

  4. Eric

    what an asshole thing to say

  5. Bunny

    And don’t forget masterbating on Spencer Pratt’s pics….

    Ew!

  6. Queef

    We libs love Failin’ Palin. Obama’s second term is guaranteed if she keeps making the right look retarded.

  7. Queef

    HAHA!

  8. Queef

    Libertarians are fucking retards just like “Dr.” Paul, the geriatric creationist.

  9. Queef

    Reagan was the biggest disaster the US has ever seen. Reagan’s “piss down” economic theory has never worked and only got the US into deep debt that cost Bush 1 the Presidency in ’92. He deregulated the airlines and now the airlines are going broke. He took out the “truth in advertising” Law. He did away with the TV stations having to show a certain percentage of either kids or educational shows. Reagan was involved in illegal activities during Iran-Contra. He ran like a bitch from Beirut when we lost all those great Marines. Reagan started the worst and most costly War in American History; the War on Drugs. But worst of all Reagan might be responsible for this war on terror we have now as he armed Osama. Without Reagan doing that the Soviets would have wiped out the Muj. back in the early 80′s. Have we had a President that has messed up this country more in recent times?

  10. Queef

    Stick to teabagging your mother.

  11. Liberal Hater

    Yup, Barack Obama
    90% of your rant is false by the way and when I get some more time, I will reply to it.
    Typical lib

  12. El Bob

    You forgot the “tax cuts” that encouraged companies to head south of the border & to India.

    Oh, and who could forget making ketchup a vegetable?

  13. DA_TROJAN_MAN

    Palin is what this country needs, not some stupid oreo for pres. It just goes to show you that condoms dont work, Obama is a dumbass, much more than Palin. He has done nothing, just point fingers.

  14. Anon

    Sorry, but explain to me why “Christian” is in quotation marks? Even if she DID have fake tits (it doesn’t seem as if she does, but just for the sake of argument) — how would that make her not a Christian?

  15. Fred

    Absolutely. Everyone knows that Trig Palin is actually Bristol’s first, which makes it 10% at best.

  16. beefbeef

    no doubt…I’d drop her a teabag as well.

  17. beefbeef

    agreed. She is poison to mainstream America.

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