Sarah Palin Might Have Implants

June 9th, 2010 // 112 Comments

Here’s Sarah Palin at the 142nd Belmont Stakes and it looks like she’s acquired some hefty new constituents in the boob district. (I really need to stop doing political humor.) DC blogger Wonkette violated my jurisdiction by doing a comparison of Palin’s chest over the months and believes the half-term governor is sporting new moose-bags:

And, having just now checked our tipster’s hunch with another woman (also, coincidentally, named “Laura”), we can report with confidence that at least two people with experience in having breasts say that Sarah Palin sure looks like she was trotting out some new work at the horse races on Sunday.

Considering the source is a lady blogger [Note to Legal: How do we make that a crime?], I don’t know what I believe at this point. But if the Winkin’ Apocalypse of Dumb didn’t get new implants, I added some promo shots from Naylin’ Paylin’ as food for thought. I’m not saying it’d make me vote for her in 2012, but I’m also not saying increased exposure to large breasts wouldn’t make me too tired from masturbating to leave the house. (That’s a freebie, Republicans.)

Sarah ‘Paylin’ Makes a Porno – 10.13.2008

Photos: Reuters, Splash News

  1. Observer


    “but BHO has turned the White House into a deeper cesspool than Bush could have dreamed of. BHO’s incompetence is frightening”

    Inconvenient truths are quickly forgotten, aren’t they? Fact is, he inherited a sinking ship from Bush.

    …and it’s not just because of the wars he paid for with borrowed money:

  2. JRS22

    Glad this could be proven with such a high quality picture. Does the photographer know he’s in 2010 and not 1998?

  3. kingofbeer

    yeah those look new, as a expert on looking at boobs, without a doubt., nice work too. Grade A fake cans.

    That being said.

    I would never vote for her though lol


  4. #42 – at some point Barack is going to have to take responsibility for something, blaming Bush 1.5 years after taking office is wearing thin and most intelligent people aren’t buying the argument anymore.

    Face it, Barack is in over his head. He isn’t a leader and it’s become painfully evident since this BP nightmare. He only reacts to counter bad press, for example:

    34 days after the BP platform blew, he had only been down to the gulf once. There was a new article outlining how Bush had been down to NOLA seven times in the 34 days after Katrina. All of a sudden, Barack makes two trips to the gulf within a week.

    Barack has showed zero emotion and hasn’t been engaged in the oil spill. Spike Lee is interviewed and he says that he wants Barack to “go off” on BP. Within two days Barack tries to show some emotion and engagement and says that he wants to know “who’s ass to kick”.

    Obama is noting but a community shit disturber with no skills needed for the POTUS. Sure, there was a deficit when he took the job but he has taken that deficit and grown it to the point where we are going to be in the same boat Greece is in before we know it. When that happens you can kiss your entitlements, easy government jobs, free money and healthcare goodbye because there isn’t going to be any money left to go around.

    Just look at Europe, they are a precursor to what we can expect here in a few years. You idiot Obamatrons are going to be drowning in a world of shit because of Obama and his failure of a presidency. Hope it was worth it.



  5. GeneralEmergency

    Mitch kicks lib-tard ass!

  6. Mitch's MOM

    Mitch! Quit jacking off on the internet and get up here and eat your green beans!

  7. bar room hero

    unqualified, wacko-religious-right-winger slag.

    I could live the rest of my life without hearing that phony “folksy” voice…

  8. Brooke

    I would not be surprised if she got breast implants, because I’m sure she’s one of those women who thinks “Getting bigger boobies will make men respect me more!”

  9. Lenny

    How come there no picture of Michelle Obama? I sure she has some real dark nipple and maybe a dark bush.

  10. You people are simple

    *sigh* A pity how mindless are you the masses.
    Our world is governed from behind the scenes by people the average slob is not even remotely aware of. The Federal Reserve runs this country, you dumb fucking idiots. The bankers run the world.
    Both of those political parties are there to mesmerize the human livestock, to distract them and misguide them while the planet’s resources are divided up amoungst the elites.
    The military means is paid for by the American taxpayer.
    While America sends it’s troops all over the world to fight wars for minerological and energic aquisition, we are being invaded by a hostile body and are doing nothing about it.
    Why is that?

    Oh and by the way. Mitch, you are deranged.

  11. Burt

    “There’s no perfect politician, though Reagan was close…”

    Dude, Reagan was a spokesmodel, not a politician.

  12. Obamisacommunist

    Republican Women will rule the Cuntry soon!… better than that old dried up clinton bitch…

  13. Burt


    Right, if Bush was so dedicated, what was he doing on vacation all the time?

    But, frankly, you’re naive if you think the US isn’t run by corporations and politicians aren’t just figureheads.

    So, yes, I don’t have a doubt it will take a few more years to get the US economy out of the crapper, long enough for Republicans to come in and claim all the credit even though they share a large part of the blame.

  14. zuzuspetals

    Sarah Palin is a fucking whore.

  15. Jonsie22

    Julia Louis Dreyfus got Double D implants!! Why isn’t everyone talking about that??

  16. zuzuspetals

    Dear Sarah Palin supporters,

    Why is it that so few of you can spell?

    And don’t you ever wonder why you and your fellow conservatives/tea baggers are so unbelievably stupid? No, of course you don’t. Because just like Sarah Palin, you are too stupid to know just how stupid you really are.

  17. Lori

    @46: “Lib tard”. I never even said stupid shit like that when I was in third grade. This just hows you the mentality and brainpower of the average Republican voter.

  18. Pat

    Sarah had averaged sized ones all during the campaign. Then in Dec. 2009 while in Hawaii they disappeared. Flatter than Piper take a look here and you be the judge:

    Then just a couple of days ago WA LA! they reappear at Belmont. Must be Victoria’s secret. It reminds me of that 8 month “pregnancy” photo where she padded her stomach with a square shaped pillow.

  19. Cristina

    Dear Superficial,

    For your sake, please avoid dabbling into politics. We come here for the stupid celebrity gossip, not for your opinions on what you think qualifies as “news.” In case you were wondering, no one actually credits you with enough intelligence to form an opinion that hasn’t been rehashed at least five billion times. You offer nothing new or original to political discussions–in fact you actually offer nothing at all.


  20. turd da third

    This new layout sucks, notice it has a lot more advertising, guess fish is just whoring his site out, a sellout just like most of the celebs on this site

  21. Eric

    You Obama sycophants are just flat out retarded.

  22. Matt
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn!! I would tear her ass up!

  23. Commented on this photo:

    Say what you want but she’s one hot MILF.

  24. Commented on this photo:

    Why can’t we see things without the stars? What’s the point? I want the old version if I am not allowed to see nipple anymore.

  25. Jamie
    Commented on this photo:

    Just hit “Full-Size Version” at the top left….

  26. Dear Mitch

    Hey dumbass! Again, you don’t mention all of the erosion initiatied by your fabled Dubya (Cheney) presidency. I agreee with you regarding Obama though. Neither of our parties represent us, as I can tell you haven’t figured out since you are busy posting masturbation fantasies about men.
    I am going to make this easy so that a pervert like you might be able to grasp it.
    There are two main parties of persons in this and all nations: the rich who own the polity, and the poor who are entitled to little and pay for all.

    Now go play with yourself and tell us all about that because clearly you are a ignorant fool otherwise.

  27. Faust
    Commented on this photo:

    Thats lisa ann a porn star ….so sad that i know that.

  28. Rhialto

    Being a good Republican wifey,ofcourse she does have implants!

  29. Molly
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry but this is NOT Sarah Palin!

  30. Max

    Its called a push up bra you fucktards!

  31. Pat

    The non-governor is a celebrity now so it comes with the territory as with all current celebrities. Palin fans adore her for her outward beauty. Even Glenn Beck called her “one HOT grandma”…

    Sarah had averaged sized ones all during the campaign. Then in Dec. 2009 while in Hawaii they disappeared. Flatter than Piper take a look here and you be the judge:

    Then just a few days ago WA LA! they reappear at Belmont. Must be Victoria’s secret. It reminds me of that 8 month “pregnancy” photo where she padded her stomach with a square shaped pillow.

  32. HairClub

    Joe Biden and Chuck Schumer have hair plugs, Nancy Pelosi has enough botox in her face to paralyze a moose. So what’s the big deal.

  33. DEO

    ho hum…………………wake me when $arah gets the brain implant she so desperately needs………………

  34. Cardinal Fang

    The first lady looks like she’s in hour 2 of sitting in the make up dept of the Planet of the Apes sequel and you guys want to criticize a REAL beautiful, smart woman. Who happens to be married to a US born citizen, unlike….

  35. harry satchel

    This is a photoshop job. These shots are all pixely and her jugs way bigger than the shots posted on the NY Daily News’ site (an actual news resource):
    Just another smear-job by someone who hates her. The email hacking, the bedwetterman crack, the freak moving NEXT DOOR to her to spy on her and her family…the commie-libs are scared to death of this woman. Not sure why, but it’s there.

  36. lynjon22
    Commented on this photo:

    that’s not her…lol!

  37. Bopco
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice Rack!!! I’d like to see her bare feet too!!!! It’s nice to jerk off on a jerlk off, especially one who went out of her way to help men’s erections…

  38. jonisjackingoff

    I masturbate to Sarah Palin.

  39. Dread not

    I was picturing those gozongas artfully framing the presidential seal and as much as I hate to admit it, the eagle looked f’n sweeeeeeeet. One taloned foot full of olive branch, another taloned foot full of arrows and his bald head capped by a Sarah Palin boobie helmet. Palin in 2012! NOT!

  40. Dan

    It is a complete lie. The liberal media made it up. When will you people wake up? Sarah Palin has accomplished more in her life than all of you put together. Deal with it.

  41. Angry Dude

    Sarah I’ll be the Russia to your Alaska! I want you to cuddle through our cold war, i want your iron curtain against my…..never mind……….Disney Hockey Mom I dig your knee pads…i love your gloves….mmmmmmm

  42. Pub

    Nice tittays, and I look forward to voting for her in the future.

  43. sarahfan

    i want to fuck her badly

  44. palinishot
    Commented on this photo:

    Agreed….she is one hot mama

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