Here’s Sarah Palin at the 142nd Belmont Stakes and it looks like she’s acquired some hefty new constituents in the boob district. (I really need to stop doing political humor.) DC blogger Wonkette violated my jurisdiction by doing a comparison of Palin’s chest over the months and believes the half-term governor is sporting new moose-bags:
And, having just now checked our tipster’s hunch with another woman (also, coincidentally, named “Laura”), we can report with confidence that at least two people with experience in having breasts say that Sarah Palin sure looks like she was trotting out some new work at the horse races on Sunday.
Considering the source is a lady blogger [Note to Legal: How do we make that a crime?], I don’t know what I believe at this point. But if the Winkin’ Apocalypse of Dumb didn’t get new implants, I added some promo shots from Naylin’ Paylin’ as food for thought. I’m not saying it’d make me vote for her in 2012, but I’m also not saying increased exposure to large breasts wouldn’t make me too tired from masturbating to leave the house. (That’s a freebie, Republicans.)
Sarah ‘Paylin’ Makes a Porno – 10.13.2008
Eric | June 9, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Boobs
JD | June 9, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Or, you know, maybe she’s wearing a padded push-up bra. Either way, she’s not worth getting too whipped up over.
checkyourfacts! | June 9, 2010 at 3:36 pm
um, Wonkette’s editor is Ken Layne. He is not a lady.
As for Sarah’s implants, I’m totally shocked…
that she didn’t do this sooner.
Deacon Jones | June 9, 2010 at 3:43 pm
I’m sure the bible thumpers will find a way to rationalize over it….
Palin assistant: “Sarah, there’s been a massive oil spill in the Gulf from a drilling rig, it may be the worst environmental disaster ever…”
(Palin stares blankly) “hmmm…so much for drill, baby, drill huh? I have to get out of the public spotlight for a while.”
Palin assistant: “Oh, I know! You can get that boob job you’ve wanted since the campaign WHILE you’re dodging the press!”
Palin: “That’s perfect. See what doctors we got dirt on and tell them I want tits.”
Observerwwtdd@live.com | June 9, 2010 at 3:47 pm
I’d fuck her six ways to Sunday….
Observerwwtdd@live.com | June 9, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Crikey….I’d love to rub coconut tanning lotion all over those luscious things….
crazypants | June 9, 2010 at 4:00 pm
I saw her during election time from across the street – she really is an extremely, annoyingly attractive woman. Like she’s just flat out hot.
Being hot and stupid and evil always pays off big – the world is horribly unfair.
kurgen99 | June 9, 2010 at 4:00 pm
I’d fuck her for sure…
beefbeef | June 14, 2010 at 4:12 pm
no doubt…I’d drop her a teabag as well.
DIon | June 9, 2010 at 4:05 pm
One word WOW!
pimp | June 9, 2010 at 4:05 pm
i can’t stand this cunt, but i would suck on her asshole all day long!
e | June 9, 2010 at 4:06 pm
kiss mayan ass, bitch.
Lori | June 9, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Typical fake, plastic “Christian” Republican. Politics really is a circus when you have morons who vote based on who they’d like to have a beer with or who they’d like to f*ck. And please don’t stop the political humor. It’s when you are at your funniest!!
DA_TROJAN_MAN | June 12, 2010 at 10:54 am
Palin is what this country needs, not some stupid oreo for pres. It just goes to show you that condoms dont work, Obama is a dumbass, much more than Palin. He has done nothing, just point fingers.
Anon | June 14, 2010 at 10:32 pm
Sorry, but explain to me why “Christian” is in quotation marks? Even if she DID have fake tits (it doesn’t seem as if she does, but just for the sake of argument) — how would that make her not a Christian?
OJ's Mom | June 9, 2010 at 4:09 pm
I’d make her scream twice. Once when I shoved it in, and once when I wiped it on her curtains after I finished.
OJ's Mom | June 9, 2010 at 4:11 pm
PS – Tell me my tax dollars aren’t paying for that black secret service looking guy in the background.
Goddamn it, I will fucking go insane if I am paying for that bitch to not get killed.
Heavy Street | June 9, 2010 at 4:13 pm
I wonder if the fine people of Alaska picked up the tab for this?
California Red | June 9, 2010 at 4:25 pm
stop the h8.
Mitch | June 9, 2010 at 4:26 pm
It cracks me up how liberals are so petrified of Sarah Palin, especially after seeing what a fraud and failure Barack Obama has turned out to be. I doubt our tax dollars paid for the tits if she did get some.
If you really want to get your panties in a wad over something, maybe you ought to make it something worthwhile like the fact that Rahm Emanuel’s DC apartment has been paid for by BP, that’s British Petroleum, since he took his job at the White House. Or maybe the WH offering jobs and cash for political favors from senators and congressmen. BHO promised us transparency and he hasn’t delivered on that or anything else. Gitmo was supposed to be closed as of 2/1/2010 and that is still operating with no sign of closing.
Get over your Sarah Palin obsession already, the woman was only running for VP.
On a positive note, I managed to get over my masturbation failure from earlier this morning and blew several loads just after lunch.
Later,
Mitch
Queef | June 10, 2010 at 1:18 pm
We libs love Failin’ Palin. Obama’s second term is guaranteed if she keeps making the right look retarded.
beefbeef | June 14, 2010 at 4:13 pm
agreed. She is poison to mainstream America.
FrankNfrtr | June 9, 2010 at 4:31 pm
OJ ‘s Mom #14
Ditto
Chris | June 9, 2010 at 4:32 pm
can’t tell if they are fake or real. i always thought she had big breast before this photo
RichPort | June 9, 2010 at 4:41 pm
#17 – Mitch Mitch Mitch… how’s that conservative feminism working out for ya?
Queef | June 10, 2010 at 1:21 pm
HAHA!
WaWaWeeeeWaaaaaa! | June 9, 2010 at 4:42 pm
FINALLY! I very much the like.
Sport | June 9, 2010 at 4:44 pm
motorboat ‘em!
Justin | June 9, 2010 at 4:44 pm
#17
Not that I disagree with you on any of that (except for the part about liberals being scared of Palin. I think we mostly just find her REALLY, REALLY funny. It seems pretty clear that she doesn’t stand a chance of winning the primary), but I hope to God you aren’t one of those conservatives who pines away for the Bush years, as though they were any less underhanded and corrupt.
As for Palin’s boobs — it’s clear as day that the bra is doing the work there.
Deacon Jones | June 9, 2010 at 4:49 pm
@17 Mitch
Wow, a gay Republican. Check that, a “log cabin” Republican. You must be totally fucked in the head dude.
I’m talking manic bipolar. Like one of those nut cases that go from laughing, uncontrollable sobbing, and then back to laughing with no explanation.
Bunny | June 10, 2010 at 11:20 am
And don’t forget masterbating on Spencer Pratt’s pics….
Ew!
Sardonic | June 9, 2010 at 5:01 pm
This was a carefully calculated move that now allows Sarah Palin to accurately portray Lisa Ann (Naylin’ Paylin’) portraying Sarah Palin in the sequel.
Mitch | June 9, 2010 at 5:10 pm
I am not gay, I just like a little gayness when I jerk off. Deacon, if I was gay and republican, why would that matter or are you one of those gay bashing closeted liberal faggots who isn’t secure with his own sexuality or political affiliation? I am a libertarian to be perfectly honest.
I don’t think the Bush years are anything to pine over, but BHO has turned the White House into a deeper cesspool than Bush could have dreamed of. BHO’s incompetence is frightening though shouldn’t be a surprise since he didn’t have enough experience to manage a 7-11, let alone the office of POTUS.
Later,
Mitch
Queef | June 10, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Libertarians are fucking retards just like “Dr.” Paul, the geriatric creationist.
BK | June 9, 2010 at 5:27 pm
@26 – right on.
@14 – you lazy fuck, don’t worry. You must not be working, ergo you pay no taxes, ergo no one is spending your taxes. No shut the fuck up and get me a beer.
C’mon, Palin’s always been a fucking MILF. Dumber than a box of rocks, batshit crazy, etc… but that doesn’t mean she’s not totally fuckable. And her chest has always nice been nice, I’m not convinced she got implants. Maybe I should get a closer inspection. Todd, get the fuck outta here, Sarah & I have some business to discuss.
pimp | June 9, 2010 at 5:28 pm
@Mitch, stick to arguing about what you’re good at, jerking off to gay porn. you’re political arguments are pathetic…
PunkA | June 9, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Fake rack? Nice. She just got more interesting to me. Can’t wait for the paprazzi to get some nip shots. OR a real sex tape. This fame whore might do it if her political career ends soo.
Liberal Hater | June 9, 2010 at 5:44 pm
What a bunch of dolts you are. You’re just mad because once this 1-term President is voted out on his ass, you’ll have have to get jobs instead of people like me supporting your lazy ass ways.
There’s no perfect politician, though Reagan was close and if you think otherwise, you weren’t born during the years he was President or are just fucking stupid. I’d rather see anything in the White House other than this Muslim loving stuffed suit.
Peace out, douches!
Queef | June 10, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Reagan was the biggest disaster the US has ever seen. Reagan’s “piss down” economic theory has never worked and only got the US into deep debt that cost Bush 1 the Presidency in ’92. He deregulated the airlines and now the airlines are going broke. He took out the “truth in advertising” Law. He did away with the TV stations having to show a certain percentage of either kids or educational shows. Reagan was involved in illegal activities during Iran-Contra. He ran like a bitch from Beirut when we lost all those great Marines. Reagan started the worst and most costly War in American History; the War on Drugs. But worst of all Reagan might be responsible for this war on terror we have now as he armed Osama. Without Reagan doing that the Soviets would have wiped out the Muj. back in the early 80′s. Have we had a President that has messed up this country more in recent times?
Liberal Hater | June 10, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Yup, Barack Obama
90% of your rant is false by the way and when I get some more time, I will reply to it.
Typical lib
El Bob | June 12, 2010 at 8:57 pm
You forgot the “tax cuts” that encouraged companies to head south of the border & to India.
Oh, and who could forget making ketchup a vegetable?
Mitch | June 9, 2010 at 5:46 pm
Pimp,
Those are facts, not a political argument. Now, how about you come over and I blow a load across your face.
Mitch
Queef | June 10, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Stick to teabagging your mother.
BlahBlah | June 9, 2010 at 5:47 pm
Reagan was a senile, doddering retard who drooled on himself. Palin is a penis sleeve; a total whore who fucked and sucked her way to become whatever she’s supposed to be now. And her daughter is a fat slut.
Titty Police | June 9, 2010 at 5:51 pm
Bet Todd loves “Nailin’ Palin” a little bit more now, don’t you think? We all know now why the book got written–new fake rack. Best choice she was made in her personal or political life ever.
Liberal Hater | June 9, 2010 at 6:02 pm
Nicely said Blah, Blah…Shows you have the intelligence of about a gnat.
You would be a good candidate to go sniff out some IED’s in Afganistan or Iraq.
Eh | June 9, 2010 at 6:03 pm
Maybe she does, maybe she doesn’t, but if you’re going to mention it, you should be fair and discuss the removal Michelle Obama’s third testicle (cause she looks like a fucking drag queen)
Jack Mehoff | June 9, 2010 at 6:11 pm
I would mount her from behind and grab onto those funbags while she takes me for a ride!
Deacon Jones | June 9, 2010 at 6:12 pm
@32
“And her daughter is a fat slut.”
lol, yes, yes she is. And just imagine the field day Fox News wouldve had if Barack Obama had a daughter that had gotten knocked up while he was campaigning.
Hannity wouldve been uncontrollably busting cumshots across his desk onto the camera while ranting about morals, ethics, etc.
Bill O’Reilly wouldve told an intern he wanted to wash her back with his dick. Oh wait, nevermind.
turd da third | June 9, 2010 at 6:24 pm
I guess she just got a pair of surgically implanted brains as there is definately nothing between the ears…….note to self, file under catagory of dumb cunts
Jimmy Fury | June 9, 2010 at 6:30 pm
aww political fighting is so adorable.
@24, gay republicans aren’t any more fucked in the head than gay democrats. Gay republicans support candidates who openly oppose their status as human beings while Gay Dems support candidates who pretend to support gay rights then turn around and either do nothing (Obama) or set gay rights back 30 years (Clinton).
Helen Thomas | June 9, 2010 at 6:45 pm
If you ask me, the only difference between this woman’s vagina and this woman’s mouth, is that only 20% of what comes out of her vagina is retarded.
Eric | June 10, 2010 at 7:48 am
what an asshole thing to say
Fred | June 12, 2010 at 9:02 pm
Absolutely. Everyone knows that Trig Palin is actually Bristol’s first, which makes it 10% at best.
kangaroo | June 9, 2010 at 6:49 pm
@19 Yep, she’s always had big knockers. She usually hides them though. This shirt is WAY more revealing of her boob profile than anything I’ve seen her in before.
Observer | June 9, 2010 at 7:15 pm
#26,
“but BHO has turned the White House into a deeper cesspool than Bush could have dreamed of. BHO’s incompetence is frightening”
Inconvenient truths are quickly forgotten, aren’t they? Fact is, he inherited a sinking ship from Bush.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_debt_by_U.S._presidential_terms
…and it’s not just because of the wars he paid for with borrowed money:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Paulson#U.S._government_economic_bailout_of_2008
try again | June 14, 2010 at 2:41 am
Wikipedia is not a credible source.
JRS22 | June 9, 2010 at 7:18 pm
Glad this could be proven with such a high quality picture. Does the photographer know he’s in 2010 and not 1998?
kingofbeer | June 9, 2010 at 7:24 pm
yeah those look new, as a expert on looking at boobs, without a doubt., nice work too. Grade A fake cans.
That being said.
I would never vote for her though lol
/beer
Mitch | June 9, 2010 at 7:30 pm
#42 – at some point Barack is going to have to take responsibility for something, blaming Bush 1.5 years after taking office is wearing thin and most intelligent people aren’t buying the argument anymore.
Face it, Barack is in over his head. He isn’t a leader and it’s become painfully evident since this BP nightmare. He only reacts to counter bad press, for example:
34 days after the BP platform blew, he had only been down to the gulf once. There was a new article outlining how Bush had been down to NOLA seven times in the 34 days after Katrina. All of a sudden, Barack makes two trips to the gulf within a week.
Barack has showed zero emotion and hasn’t been engaged in the oil spill. Spike Lee is interviewed and he says that he wants Barack to “go off” on BP. Within two days Barack tries to show some emotion and engagement and says that he wants to know “who’s ass to kick”.
Obama is noting but a community shit disturber with no skills needed for the POTUS. Sure, there was a deficit when he took the job but he has taken that deficit and grown it to the point where we are going to be in the same boat Greece is in before we know it. When that happens you can kiss your entitlements, easy government jobs, free money and healthcare goodbye because there isn’t going to be any money left to go around.
Just look at Europe, they are a precursor to what we can expect here in a few years. You idiot Obamatrons are going to be drowning in a world of shit because of Obama and his failure of a presidency. Hope it was worth it.
Later,
Mitch
GeneralEmergency | June 9, 2010 at 7:51 pm
Mitch kicks lib-tard ass!
Queef | June 10, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Mitch kicks his own stupid ass.
Mitch's MOM | June 9, 2010 at 7:58 pm
Mitch! Quit jacking off on the internet and get up here and eat your green beans!
Your mom | June 9, 2010 at 8:24 pm
Nah. She’s got jugs.
http://selebriti.mentalmasturbasyon.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/sarah-palin-swimsuit-02.jpg
bar room hero | June 9, 2010 at 8:31 pm
unqualified, wacko-religious-right-winger slag.
I could live the rest of my life without hearing that phony “folksy” voice…
Brooke | June 9, 2010 at 8:52 pm
I would not be surprised if she got breast implants, because I’m sure she’s one of those women who thinks “Getting bigger boobies will make men respect me more!”