Sarah Palin Might Have Implants
Here’s Sarah Palin at the 142nd Belmont Stakes and it looks like she’s acquired some hefty new constituents in the boob district. (I really need to stop doing political humor.) DC blogger Wonkette violated my jurisdiction by doing a comparison of Palin’s chest over the months and believes the half-term governor is sporting new moose-bags:
And, having just now checked our tipster’s hunch with another woman (also, coincidentally, named “Laura”), we can report with confidence that at least two people with experience in having breasts say that Sarah Palin sure looks like she was trotting out some new work at the horse races on Sunday.
Considering the source is a lady blogger [Note to Legal: How do we make that a crime?], I don’t know what I believe at this point. But if the Winkin’ Apocalypse of Dumb didn’t get new implants, I added some promo shots from Naylin’ Paylin’ as food for thought. I’m not saying it’d make me vote for her in 2012, but I’m also not saying increased exposure to large breasts wouldn’t make me too tired from masturbating to leave the house. (That’s a freebie, Republicans.)