Sarah Palin meets Photoshop

September 5th, 2008 // 155 Comments

I can’t even count how many readers have e-mailed me this picture of, what looks like, Governor Sarah Palin in a bikini brandishing a rifle. Allow me to set the record straight because, I shit you not, a ton of folks think this is real. (Smartest country ever!) It’s photoshopped, people. How do I know? Simple: No one is that sexy. Also, the real Sarah Palin would’ve shot the guy behind her for smoking his cigarette like a homosexual. “BANG BANG! Not on my watch, Frenchie!”

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  1. Howdy … it may not be Sarah’s, but that thar is a real body. Anyways, I appreciate the um … aesthetic and artistic value of this here artwork. Now that the election is over, it’s ok to admit it folks, Sarah’s a fine lookin’ woman. I may not agree with her politics, but I’ll still buy her some Cheetos and hold the door for her anyways… without a bag on my head. – Judd Jugmonger

  2. george

    govenor palin has my vote, shes presidential if you ask me.

  3. George W. Bush

    Damn, and I thought my mom was sexy in a bikini.

  4. George W. Bush

    Dang, and I thought momma was sexy in a bikini.

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