I can’t even count how many readers have e-mailed me this picture of, what looks like, Governor Sarah Palin in a bikini brandishing a rifle. Allow me to set the record straight because, I shit you not, a ton of folks think this is real. (Smartest country ever!) It’s photoshopped, people. How do I know? Simple: No one is that sexy. Also, the real Sarah Palin would’ve shot the guy behind her for smoking his cigarette like a homosexual. “BANG BANG! Not on my watch, Frenchie!”
FAKE! ehhh REAL!
yo yo yo what up
i’m first
holla at your boy
Curses! Foiled again!
Pointless post superfish
You realize that’s a BB gun, right? Nice one, poindexter.
You realize that’s a BB gun, right? Nice one, poindexter.
What are you talking about… this is real – how the hell did this leak???
Dammit, Tard-Baby Palin must have mastered the use of digital cameras.
TARD-BABY PALIN FOR PRES 2032!!!!
Palin is hotter than the body she got Chopped onto. Plus, she lives in Alaska, when would she wear a bikini? More believable would be if she was in an igloo wrapped in moose hide. (Yes, I made fun of Alaska through stereotyping, and I found it very enjoyable to pick on people that even Canuckians can make fun of)
The real Sarah Palin is SO MUCH HOTTER than this lame photoshop. She’ll be even hotter as Vice President! (that means Obama will lose)
fuckin’ awesome
hahahahahahahaha number 7
i’d vote for Tard-baby Palin for pres now….he is better than the other options
hahahahahahahaha
fake? sure, i believe that.. but my question is.. is the gun ‘shopped in or was her head ‘shopped onto that body. inquiring minds want to know cause when i fantasize about blowing a load on the next possible VP, i want to have a good idea where to soil her.
I actually know the woman whose body is in that photograph. She was just as surprised as anyone else to see the photoshop and laughed until people started calling her fat. Watch out, it could be your body and Karl Rove’s head next time. You never know.
“Smartest country ever” haha I agree with you there fish. Only way a dumbass like bush could get voted in twice is by even bigger dumbasses voting. God forbid Americans have a president smarter than themselves which is why I believe John McCain will win, lol
15th … MILF for the win.
This pic was created on Monday and you’re now covering it?
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Of course it’s photo-shopped. Her body is hotter. Her toes would’ve had a nice pedicure and nail polish. And the gun would be a real rifle, something that would bring down a moose or water buffalo or a drunken, dishevelled 1990s Teddy Kennedy.
Of course it’s photo-shopped. Her body is hotter. Her toes would’ve had a nice pedicure and nail polish. And the gun would be a real rifle, something that would bring down a moose or water buffalo or a drunken, dishevelled 1990s Teddy Kennedy.
For those of you who think Palin is hotter than that, have you ever seen the stomach of a woman who has spit out 5 kids? Her bikini days were over several kids ago.
Either way, chicks and guns are HAWT…..
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Gollee gee, Jonny is the essence of “astute”. If she’s the VP, Obama will lose? What fantastic deduction skills you must have! Thank you for spelling it out for all us peasants.
How the Hell could anybody seriously think thats real?!
its not even that good of a fake, you can clearly see where they blended the skin tone on the neck to attempt to get the head to blend onto the body they were pasting it on. Now whatever dipshit did this poor photoshop job is going to think he know’s what he’s doing because some retards believed it… jeez, want me to photoshop some photos of bigfoot getting molested by the lock ness monster? will you believe that too since it’s ‘photographic proof’….
She won over the Republican convention – mentioning her got McCain the biggest applause last night in his speech, and they blasted “Barracuda” after he was done. Too bad their nominee for PRESIDENT is McCain. I’m sure if Palin were at the top of the ticket, they’d win a very enthusiastic, if not rabid, 30% of the vote in the general election.
Unlike Palin and Obama, McCain’s a legitimate candidate for president. He could defeat Obama as long as he talks like he did last night – Republicans seized power and then let it corrupt them and they lost their way, but he can lead them back to the right path. It’s too bad his own party doesn’t agree, and wants to blame a phantom “liberal Washington.”
McCain is a doddering old fool. I don’t believe he’ll even be alive in four more years. But it’s really funny to see Sarah Palin slink away from him when he tries to cuddle.
oh man #23 Matt, you’ve opened up a can of worms now….
I’m totally voting for McCain, but this site is oozing Liberals so be prepared for an asschewing
Yeah, she gets my vote for hottest VP candidate ever.
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Also after all those pups she’s whelped her belly will be like a semi-deflated party balloon!
I’m amazed at how many people think Sara Palin is “hot”…I won’t comment further because I’m totally pro-Obama…but you Republicans, be careful what you wish for with McCain/Palin!!!!!
It’s not even a real firearm …its a cheap pellet gun …
14…worry about your own country (probably some lame euro country). I swear the foreigners all think we should elect somebody and then snicker about it…wouldn’t it be funny if X won and flushed America down the toilet hahah turning them into socialists. In England they had some debate at a university where they tried to decide what was best for America … and they picked John Kerry.
Blow me England……
It’s not even a real firearm …its a cheap pellet gun …
@31 Us lame Europeans give a shit about what’s best for the USA. But unfortunately your retarded politicians make stupid decisions that negatively affect the rest of the world. (But I do enjoy the offensive American forums.) We should not just be allowed to have an opinion on your elections; we should actually be allowed to vote in your presidential elections.
That is rough daddy in the background, just change swimming pool to minneapolis airport bathroom and cigarette to penis.
Original picture here
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2008-09-03-208036176_05fcaef86c.jpg
Picture: FAKE.
Arousal: REAL.
Palin is one hot MILF.
I don’t care what your political views are, for those of you referring to the woman’s down syndrome child as “Tard-Baby”, what in the fuck is wrong with you? Part of the problem in this country is the growing number of people lacking any sense of humanity and empathy. Completely inappropriate. Go walk off a bridge, assholes.
Looks like she’s got the great state of Alaska growing down in those bikini bottoms. Fake or not, cut the grass!
Hey, where are some photo shop pics of Cindy???? BTW Moose woman has my vote!
31 but lets see americans have a debate on british politics and see who would be best for prime minister and then we can all laugh at how little you know.
I bet you’re one of those yanks who thinks europe is socialist because he heard the word thrown around by his granddad but doesn’t know what it means (like his granddad didn’t) and therefore thinks its communism.
You shouldn’t throw big words about unless you know what they mean.
More Palin Photoshop — http://www.flickr.com/photos/jtropp1/2827463987/
Funnier still: http://www.thevelvethottub.com/celebrity-gossip/Sarah-Palin-Video.php
Gerald_Tarrant ,
Don’t get confused, Canadians make fun of all americans. We actually like people from Alaska more than the ones south of the border.
This is a disgusting example of how women are sexualized. She can’t be taken seriously because she’s female. For fucks sake, i hate the world so goddamn much.
There should be an IQ (IGNORANCE QUOTIENT) test before Americans can vote.
Very few would pass fortunately! Or unfortunately!
Wouldn’t be many politicians around either!
There should be an IQ (IGNORANCE QUOTIENT) test before Americans can vote.
Very few would pass fortunately! Or unfortunately!
Wouldn’t be many politicians around either!
McCain may have a better chance to win the election if he devotes even half the time he spends attacking Obama toward talking about the issues, and what his actual plans as president would be.
While the statements like “The War in Iraq is bad” and “drilling in the Gulf will lower gas prices” are fantastic. He has yet to give any idea what the steps in his plan for bringing the troops home would be …or even acknowledged the fact that drilling for oil now will only effect gas prices in 2020.
I think McCain is a smart man, but every second he talks negative nothings, the chances of me voting for him move closer to zero.
Sarah Palin in a bikini doesn’t make me want to do dirty things with an older woman. The only guys getting off on seeing her can’t see their dicks when they are naked, standing and looking down at their feet. Their beer guts get in the way.
Let’s face it, isn’t Sara Palin in reality Bizarro Elaine Benes?
It surprises me that for all the enlightened internet folks we have around here their is so much anti-woman bile to be read. When some of you dorks finally have girlfriends (or boyfriends) try making some of those comments on physical appearance to them and see where that gets you. Grow up.
#47- The Irish can’t vote in a US election-(not sure you knew that…)