Because this site was originally started as a means to give John McCain erections that almost doom us all, here’s the “Sexy Sarah Palin” lookalike contest held yesterday at the Admiral Theater in Chicago. Judging by all the non-family values stripping, I’m going to assume this wasn’t a Republican fundraiser unless all the men gave each other handjobs in the restroom then spent the rest of their day whipping bibles at gay people. Then maybe.
EDIT: I stand quasi-corrected, it was for the Tea Party. These people might actually be on to something. (Thanks to John McCain in the comments.)
Photos: The Admiral Theater/Splash News






































oh shit!!! what now?!?!?!?!?
She looks nothing like Sarah Palin.
Really people? Niceeeee.
Is that Tom Arnold between her legs in the first picture?
I would vote for this gal before I’d vote for Palin.
Taliban my ass. We have boobage!
Actually, it was a fundraiser for the Tea Party Movement. http://www.admiralx.com/sarah_palin_contest.htm
the stars hide nothing!
America is a wonderful country.
Please all all take a moment to be thankful ; living in a place that allows such unholy, crass and profane mockery of political/public figures.
Other places will take you to the gulag for this type of shenanigans.
aarrgh!
wheres my pump?
Hey, as long as she wears less than a square foot of clothing, never opens her mouth except to eat bananas and lick popsicles, and makes no bigger decisions than whether to bump or to grind… then, yeah, I’d vote for Sarah Palin.
Tina Fey is hot.
Sarah Palin 2012!!!!!
I believe it is against the law to have a flag touch the ground. That second picture could get them in big trouble.
But its no wonder they don’t give a sh*t – Palin is an ignorant slu*
Check your laws about the flag, buddy.
Holy Shit! It’s #1 & 2 are Jessica Colangelo!
Her and I used to be pretty close, and she’s a dancer at the Admiral.
http://www.myspace.com/silver_fairy83
Hey, some people had to sleep with Hilary Clinton. Sarah Palin is so yesterday. Who wants to see Michelle “the change” Obama doing this?
Is there going to be a Michelle Obama stripper?
“Who wants to see Michelle “the change” Obama doing this?”
She’s busy climbing the Empire State Building, swatting at biplanes.
Laugh all you want Demorat. We’ve got Sarah and you’ve got Hillary “Fwapping Thighs” Clinton. I’m sure you’ll be happy when she becomes Prez and you have to look at her bulging eyes and Cam Diaz mouth barking orders at you 24/7. But we might be better off. Look how good your hero is doing in the White House. He sure does bow well to the Saudis.
Hey JM
do you have ANY idea just how much the Bush family did “bow to Saudis” ?!?
they were also the only people allowed to fly in the post-911 days…
Michelle only strips for fundamentalist Muslims…
Michelle only strips for fundamentalist Muslims…
Bernard, please show us a picture of anyone in the Bush family bowing to a Saudi sheik the way Obama did. But if you’re talking policy, how about Holder yesterday refusing to even acknowledge in the simplest words that radical Islam may have been involved in at least some of the terrorist attacks around the world. His excuse was that he was afraid Islam would be maligned even though the questions were about radical Islam as taught in the Madrases, not the every day law abiding Muslim’s, Islam. That went from bowing to giving the House of Saud one of Hillary Duff’s special marriage proposal thank-yous..
Part of the proceeds of the game will be donated to the partys campaign and an offer of tea in a celebrity judge was extended to Sarah Palin, but has not received a response.
Gotta love when there’s photos of scantily clad women, and you yanks are wasting time arguing politics. That’s what I like about Canada. No one gives a fuck about politics here. I can’t even tell you who my prime minister is right now.
JM,
Bush held hands with the Saudi King. Better or worse?
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/04/27/eveningnews/main691413.shtml
Douche.
Pic #1 – magnificent ass
ARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!
My penis is so confused!!!!
I love that it was literally “John McCain” who commented on what the event was. That made my night!
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god there you go again fish you fuckin faggot with your anti republican crap, leave politics outta this site! its really going downhill and isnt funny anymore, just another place where i can hear some fat white liberal blathering a bunch of nonsense, and we have enough of those site already
I’d do each one of these contestants in their various pleasure holes, and the entire time would be thinking of pounding my schlong into Ms. Palin. Don’tchaKnow… WoooHooo! I’d ride her with wreckless abandon… I am sure I could have Sarah, hot, sweaty, and gasping for breath… Don’tchaKnow… GiddyUp!
@9 Are you part of the Taliban? Seriously. “Unholy, crass mockery of political figures?” That would imply that there was anything holy about politics or the people associated with it to begin with. Lighten up, Osama.
Sarah Palin is a fucking cunt.
Ummm… Its a look alike contest. Sit back and enjoy fuckers. Damn, have any of you ever been to a strip club? Dweebs.
@27
He’s just trolling you, dummy.
I was really really hoping these photos (especially the first… *drool*) were crisp pro-quality shots, but nope. Looks like an iPhone must have shot them. :(
Chef Roy, actually DOUCHE, the Saudi King grabbed his hand and if he would have shaken his hand loose it would have insulted the Saudi people. It would have said to them that Bush was saying that the King was beneath him. The purpose of the trip was to try and get them to cut the price of oil. Not a good time to insult the King, DOUCHE.
What Obama did, he did on his own, DOUCHE. The King didn’t bow to him. In fact the King never even stood up. Obama walked up to him and bowed and when he did that the picture went all over the Arab world. It made us look weak, DOUCHE.
But you keep Hillary, DOUCHE, I’ll take Sweet Sarah any day. Look at the woman who won the look alike contest. Who would they get to win the Hillary contest, DOUCHE and would you want to see her naked?
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@32…..
Jeff, here’s a tip, it’s his gig, I’m pretty sure he’ll do what he likes……… if you don’t like it fuck off, write your own and save us all the shrill cacophony of having to listen to you sook.
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………………….she likes to SHIT like this?
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@47
I’d fully understand this way of fundraising in these difficult economic times.
Now lets see the michelle obama strip contest . Amazing how afraid Lunatic Fringe Liberals are of Palin .
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