Sarah Palin looks different….

Because this site was originally started as a means to give John McCain erections that almost doom us all, here’s the “Sexy Sarah Palin” lookalike contest held yesterday at the Admiral Theater in Chicago. Judging by all the non-family values stripping, I’m going to assume this wasn’t a Republican fundraiser unless all the men gave each other handjobs in the restroom then spent the rest of their day whipping bibles at gay people. Then maybe.

EDIT: I stand quasi-corrected, it was for the Tea Party. These people might actually be on to something. (Thanks to John McCain in the comments.)

Photos: The Admiral Theater/Splash News