Sarah Palin fraternizes with liberal comedians (Jesus is gonna be pissed!)

October 19th, 2008 // 93 Comments

Sarah Palin made her highly-publicized Saturday Night Live appearance and, honestly, didn’t do a whole lot. I expected some pizazz, you know? She’s the fucking Ron Burgundy of politics. C’mon! If it’s in front of her, she’ll say it in that folksy voice of hers that makes you wonder how long Alaska’s been a town in Wisconsin. Instead, what do we get? Sarah Palin standing around while Alec Baldwin pretends to think she’s Tina Fey. LAME. Okay, maybe, I’m overreacting a bit because I was convinced Sarah and Tina were going to make-out in Stars N’ Stripes bikinis. Such imagery would’ve brought our divided nation together towards a common goal. I dunno what exactly that goal would be, but I guarantee there’d be nachos and strippers there. Ooh, and mini golf. Who doesn’t love that shit? (Hint: Terrorists.)

Bonus Mark Wahlberg Cameo Video OMG

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  1. Chef Roy

    FIRST!

    that is all.

  2. Poop

    first

  3. photoshop?

    :)

    ~420~

  4. Greg

    I agree the cold open sucked big time. They’ve trotted out the ‘watching with Lorne backstage’ crap a thousand times; you’d think they could’ve come up with something better.

  5. Steeevil

    Closest I’ve ever been to first!

  6. Parker

    A couple weeks from now when she’s back in Alaska among the Inuit we can go back to normal and I can stop wondering what her ass would look like wiggling around on the end of my cock. Oh my, she’d say, can’t seem to get my ass off your cock dontcha know.

  7. Kelly

    She was just ..blah.

  8. Hey Sarah, I can see the end of your political career from my house.

    Douchie? Get out of that bathroom stall.

  9. dude

    Wahlberg was the funniest part of that opening bit, but Tina was ok too. I noticed Tina looked down and away from Palin when they passed one another. The NewsUpdate bit was effing lame

  10. Vic

    She was also in the News segment of the show where they bust out in a rap and that was pretty funny!

  11. Markus

    Palin is so effing lame and crazy …

  12. VN

    HAHAHAHA @8 that was awesome and made my day.

    I thought the bit on Weekend Update was retarded, much moreso than the opening sketch. Wahlberg was the best part of the show though.

  13. kent

    SNL should have Obama on as well and then they can claim to have had two unqualified candidates for President/VP that have had no experience.

  14. SVG

    SNL wrote the script. And when all you dirt bags grow up. Sarah’s political career will still be going strong. What you don’t get is that she is about the 3rd most brilliant political mind out there right now. And none of the other candidates are in spots 1 and 2.

    SNL, Letterman, and Tonight Show may try to make her look dumb. But you don’t have an 85% approval rating as a governor unless you are intelligent and doing the job you were elected to do. She has shook up this race and the points are closing – guess that’s one up on you guys.

  15. But jesus isn’t around here anymore, folks.
    SO WHATTEHELL?

  16. Torie

    LOL @ #14

    Is your planet far from here?

  17. SMD

    SVG you are just as dumb as Palin.

  18. whatever

    #14 – I bet Katie Couric was just trying to make Sarah look dumb too. Gosh, you know, it’s a good thing she demonstrated what a brilliant political mind she truly is. Her 15 minutes of fame are almost up.

  19. sameshitdifferentyear

    wfc.

  20. Tina Fey Blows

    Tina Fer is a CUNT. Did you see how she wouldn’t even go near Palin. Wouldn’t even smile at her. And at the end of the show when they are all onstage Fey wouldn’t even look at her.

    Look, I’m sure Dana Carvey wasn’t a Republican, but he could do a Pres. Bush Sr. impression and still go to the White House as a comic. Not Tina Fey, that bitch lacks a sense of humor and feels so threatened in her insecurity that she couldn’t even smile or stand next to Palin. FUCK HER. I hate comedians who have NO SENSE OF HUMOR.

  21. Can I get a "What What" from the senior section?

    Are you kidding? Poehler’s rap was f*cking hilarious! Too many funny parts to quote, but the moose was really the icing on the cake. Amy is hilarious.

    It was much more funny than the open, although Tina did well once again (I look forward to answering a portion of your questions…and now I’m gonna entertain ya with some fancy pageant walkin.) It’s too bad, they could’ve done much more with that open.

    I think Tina was purposefully trying to seem embarrassed (by looking down and away). When Alec came in and whispered to her, she said, “The Real One?” And got the heck out of there.

    I’m just sad that this is probably going to get them some votes from idiots who actually let this type of thing sway their political decisions.

  22. Tina Fey Blows

    Tina Fey is a CUNT. Did you see how she wouldn’t even go near Palin. Wouldn’t even smile at her. And at the end of the show when they are all onstage Fey wouldn’t even look at her.

    Look, I’m sure Dana Carvey wasn’t a Republican, but he could do a Pres. Bush Sr. impression and still go to the White House as a comic. Not Tina Fey, that bitch lacks a sense of humor and feels so threatened in her insecurity that she couldn’t even smile or stand next to Palin. FUCK HER. I hate comedians who have NO SENSE OF HUMOR.

  23. Jammy

    Amy Poehler yelling “I’m an animal! I’m bigger than you! after killing a moose was pretty much delivering the goods IMHO

  24. hi, from the real world

    “Tina Fey is a CUNT. Did you see how she wouldn’t even go near Palin. Wouldn’t even smile at her. And at the end of the show when they are all onstage Fey wouldn’t even look at her.”

    There are pictures from just after the close of the show where they’re talking, and, yes, hugging.

    Try to get out more. You’re bunkered in and dangerously psychotic.

  25. Phil

    Palin just stood there or sat there SMIRKING.

    People always cite her just-elected approval rating as governor of Alaska. At lot of time has passed since then and a lot has happened.

    “A poll released in early October by Ivan Moore, an Anchorage-based pollster, shows Palin’s approval rating in her home state at 65 percent — a precipitous drop from January, when it stood at 82 percent — and her disapproval rating at an all-time high of 30 percent. Once the most popular governor in America, Palin is now viewed as an “outsider” by many Alaskans because her independent views have launched on a new trajectory towards traditional Republican party values.”

  26. Andrea

    The McCain/Palin ticket is going to lose. Both will have permanent dents put in their reputations by what they chose to do and say during the campaign. Palin will be exactly as successful in national politics afterward as Dan Quayle.

  27. Cunolatin

    HOT MAMA!!! she is…

  28. This freaking show is way too predictable….UFC wired saved the night for me!!!

  29. Huffybike

    Tina Fey’s Palin? Still better: http://tinyurl.com/6det3k

  30. Sport

    #14 nailed it.
    Fuck you commie liberals. I love reading your drivel about Palin’s lack of experience yet you dont even mention Osama has even less. DIAF losers.

  31. Tim

    Sport, it’s a tough time for you, isn’t it? Enjoy Nov. 4th – you’ll be turning the TV off early.

    Yes, Obama has less experience than even Palin, if you’re talking executive experience. The only thing that might offset that is the 50-point advantage he enjoys in IQ (over both Palin and McCain). How can you vote, during these times, for 2 people who could not pass a 10-question quiz on the current financial crisis? And that’s coming off an 8 year reign of a president who was clearly a puppet for much smarter folks behind the scenes (led by Cheney). That worked out well, didn’t it?

  32. my calendar says 2008, not 1968

    lmao@”commie liberal”

  33. No laughing matter

    I guess SNL did the best they could, but except for the lipstick on a pitbull joke, Palin is apparently a pretty humorless woman.

  34. Jesus

    I would have forgiven her, if only she had been FUNNY!

  35. Samantha

    Meh. The Sarah Palin “phenomenon” peaked weeks ago. She’s got nothing beyond her collection of over-rehearsed lines and Alaskan backwoods-speak monkeychatter lingo. We’re already into endless repeats, and as Palin herself would say, it’s only been, like, 7 weeks.

    I was much more impressed with Mark Wahlberg. The backstage skit was ok early on, but then he went the whole 9 yards and talked to the donkey in exactly the same moron-voice as in the earlier parody by Samberg: “Hey donkey. How’s it going? You live in a barn, right? I’m in ‘Max Payne.’ Say hi to your mother for me.” It was so good, now I’m wondering if the whole thing was an act when he said he was upset about the Samberg parody.

  36. Jesus

    “Brilliant political mind”? !! Now THAT had me rolling on the floor!

  37. Wendy

    I don’t know why the campaign pushed to have her on the show (yes, that’s how it happened). As one conservative columnist put it:

    “By offering good-natured reactions and little more, she couldn’t lose. By reminding anyone of why those impressions were so funny in the first place, she couldn’t win.”

  38. John Belushi's bloated corpse

    Hillary’s SNL appearance was a million times better.

    All of them pale next to the real Janet Reno’s appearance in the “Janet Reno’s Dance Party” recurring skit, which was much more mean-spirited to begin with. Talk about being a good sport.

  39. Parker

    HAHA #31 you got it right there. Turning off the tv early. Election night Sarah will be in her hotel bawling her eyes out while her husband buttfucks her. “what’s the matter, ey? not enough lube for ya?” “oh gosh no,” she says,”it’s only six o’clock and we already lost the election. We gotta go back to obscurity tomorrow.” “Don’t worry,” he tells her, “after that we can go back to Alaska.” Then he blows a load in her ass and makes her suck his cock.

  40. The People

    A lot of wanna bees counting chickens early.
    Be careful, who’s crying at the end is obviously still in the air.
    If you are following the polls you can easily open one mouth and insert 2 feet on 11-5, realistically.

    Either way, as tax payers (as if anyone here actually pays) we are fucked.

    The people that work and pay taxes will turn the economy in time, it has always been that way, and the government will just sit on its ass for a hand out, as usual floundering like fish out of water.

    The People That Work Their Ass Off 08′

  41. Sunshine0625

    Amy was awesome! Palin was dull as always.

  42. kent

    #31, if you equate smooth talking (i.e. not answering any questions) national reporters who have a hardon for him to intelligence, you’re a moron. He did finally answer a question from an American citizen last week about his tax plan and it bit him in the ass. So #31, you think “Spreading the Wealth around” is the answer for our financial crisis, you’re a dumbass. People really need to LISTEN to what Obama is actually saying and quit falling over themselves over the chosen one.

  43. Sarah

    Sarah doesn’t give a fuck what any of you piece of shit hater liberals think of her. SNL sucks and her going on shows that she doesn’t care how much they try to make her look bad. That show has been so left for a long ass time. That’s why I stopped watching it years ago.

    Dam I can’t wait for this election to be over so Obama can disappear for good. I am sick of his ass and is stupid ass followers.

    MCCAIN PALIN will win!!!!!

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  45. Paul Martin

    Every politcian dodges questions or gives roundabout answers. I’ve seen US politcians do it, and the ones here in Canada do it. Sarah Palin will just admit she is not answering it.

  46. I was disappointed she didn’t do much. I was bored. I was glad that she just stood there as Baldwin slammed her though. They got in some great shots at her, and were able to ridicule her while she was there. She got here little rap thing at the end though. Except she didn’t even do it herself.

  47. Cheahh

    I did think the news update was a little funny, opening sucked ballz…perhaps they should have had Poehler pose as Bristol?? Don’t think Palin would have liked that too much though =]

  48. Zack

    Like everything with Palin, the real thing falls way short of the hype, once again.

    Everybody talks about her 85% approval as governor, because she took on the big guys and beat ‘em, she’s a reformer, a maverick, blah blah blah.

    Try to follow this: the price of oil skyrocketed. Palin imposed a WINDFALL TAX (classic liberal politics) on the oil companies in her state. That generated $6 BILLION in state revenue during the past fiscal year. Palin pushed the legislature to cut every resident a $1200 check out of that revenue.

    Gee, I wonder why her approval rating was so high?

    In case anybody forgot, a true conservative does not go into the pocket of a businessman who planned well and worked hard and achieved a profit as a result. In other words, a true conservative does not try to SPREAD THE WEALTH AROUND LIKE SARAH PALIN DID IN ALASKA.

    The only people more sheep-like than the Obama crowd are the people who somehow think McCain/Palin represents conservative principles. Obama is a dangerous man because he’s smart, ice-cold, and clearly on a mission. McCain and Palin both are dumb as a box of rocks and willing to say or do anything to get elected. In the process, they’ve failed to stop a dangerous man. Way to serve your country, John.

  49. Rant

    Latest CNN/ORC Poll of likely voters:
    Barack Obama: 51 percent
    John McCain: 46 percent

  50. Rant

    Latest CNN/ORC Poll of likely voters:
    Barack Obama: 51 percent
    John McCain: 46 percent

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