Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has answered a resounding “You betcha” to the question “Can she be anymore oblivious?” After pardoning a turkey for Thanksgiving, Governor Palin gave a surreal interview with a local news team yesterday – right in front of a dude slaughtering turkeys. Amazing. My favorite part is the look on the guy’s face as he realizes “Wow, you’re really going to do this.” Then gets back to work because it’s Alaska, and it’s fucking cold out.
In the meantime, someone needs to tell Sarah Palin’s the elections over, so she can stop reciting the words John McCain wrote on the inside of her eyelids ad nauseum. Jesus, lady. I don’t see how Todd Palin doesn’t spend the majority of his day purposely getting rammed in the ear by snowmobiles. Unless he’s somehow immune to shrill.
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I still can’t believe the GOP put her up as a candidate for the #2 job in the country. It was all a joke, right? Nevermind the stupidity of pardoning a turkey in full view of others being slaughtered, didja notice she STILL can’t manage to string together a complete sentence?
Before the election, she never had a press conference, and rarely did interviews. Now she does them all the time. And in front of turkey farm employees who are doing a fine job.
The guy looks at the camera early on, and it’s hysterical.
God bless the cameraman. He could have zoomed into her, but he didn’t.
This was quite the disturbing video. Not the photo shoot that Sarah Palin was hoping for! :)
How awful. This is cruel and unusual punishment for these innocent animals. I could hardly sit through watching this brutal torture. No animal (or human) should have to listen to this horrid shrieking woman.
Where is the ASPCA? This was not murder, but mercy killing. Those turkeys were lining up just to be put out of their misery. Just watching that video made my ears bleed. If I were that dude in the background, I’d be diving head first into that friggin metal cone.
Sarah Palin= NICE CAGE. NO BIRD.
i like this lady very much! she has great body.. love her movie!
#154. You have no idea if those turkeys even have the emotional complexity to care about being in a large cage with several dozen other turkeys. And as mentioned above, the procedure is painless. They do have the emotional complexity to be irritable, angry creatures who aresurprisingly violent (and getting kicked by them REALLY hurts). And they’re really tasty.
#44 “Yes, I’m sure your kids are relieved that they only have to learn that their daddy fucking them is ok. I agree with you about your standard of living; double-wides are real nice these days.”
Hey, you fucking ignorant piece of shit retard, there was a time not too terribly long ago where you would get hanged (not hung if you are talking about an execution) in Tennessee and many other places in the South for something like fucking your own child. And not one of those quick private deals, either. They’d let you swing in public so EVERYONE could have an utter lack of pity on you. By the way, I live in Tennessee, where it’s increasingly hard to find houses with less than three bedrooms. Sure there are trailer parks, but in Tennessee, there aren’t that many cheap-ass, pre-fab looking, upper-low-class shithole houses that are all over California. You either live in a trailer or a four bedroom house.
It makes you look like an idiot asshole when you talk about things that you don’t have a clue about. Either research what you say or shut the fuck up.
I’m just sayin…
MWA HA HA HA HA! Does anyone even know what the fuck she was talkin about?! All I could focus on was that guy killing turkeys in the background!
from a PR standpoint, one might give Palin the benefit of the doubt… but seriously, she might consider her surroundings a bit more before she goes on interviews that millions will end up watching
:)), oh my freaking god, nevermind sarah, your governors actually pardon turkeys each year, do they give them names as well? do they get a house and live happily ever after, I actually think they suffer more because they’re alive and see all the others turkeys die, all the turkeys they went to school with
Filler words? Just listen to your new messiah without a teleprompter. Sorry morons, you keep attacking this lady and not one of you has any clue about her record as mayor and governor. Not one of you. She was the only one of the 4 people involved in this past election with so much as a clue about the constitution (The document that sets the rules for our governence, not that even one of you has ever read it.), and it’s interpretation. The full blown attacks on her are based on fear. She would be somebody who would absolutely revolutionize Washington and that can’t happen. She must be destroyed. Fuck every single one of you. You’re pussies. Every single one of you.
This interview highlights exactly why I am a Democrat–because I believe the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny can bring me turkey, beef, bacon, and other meats without actually killing an animal to do so!
I’m so distressed over this video, I don’t think I can go to work… Can I get a welfare check instead?
The film crew was f’ing with her. The reporters comment about the “chopping block” … c’mon… hiliarious. She had no idea what was going on behind her.
I hope she stays in the limelight so that she can keep providing us the humor. And even better, it gets her supporters furious when she’s f’ed with.
Psst… morons…. it’s the irony here that is funny.
Quote: “where do you think the turkey on your dinner table comes from…” BWWAAAA … LMAO … idiots.
She does look a bit homeless there.
.mmm..
She does look a a bit homeless here.
mmm
Who gives a shit, how do you thing you get the turkeys that you eat, think they kill them by lethal injection? Get a life.
That is a really sick clip. Hard to believe she was stupid enough to even be there to support the obvious torture of a live turkey. This world is insane.
Fuck PETA and fuck anyone who gives a shit about a turkey. All you liberal faggots got the “change” you wanted, so quit bitching about Sarah Palin and start looking and the giant dump the economy has taken since the election. Can’t wait to watch Captain Dumbass fall on his face over the next four years.
Really? Who cares about a Turkey. I gladly hunt them on a yearly basis. Hey, tree hugging PETA fans: this year, I’ll shoot a couple extra ones just for you.
Just the fact that we are watching this guy mindlessly murdering a living creature, while this other idiot mindlessly murders the English language, and any hope she will mature past the mental height of a dead slug…… is a sign of the apocalypse ….
When the reporter asks her why she’s there and her reply is “it’s fun. Its nice to do something without controversy” and the turkey is squirming in the background….priceless
#21 – LOL
I’m thankful for this video. I haven’t laughed so hard since election night. :)
This interview did nothing to help her bid for election. What a piece of work she is!
I just took the time to watch this. She is the biggest fucking idiot I’ve ever seen.
I despise John McCain and his advisors for making her famous.
She should be impeached- for many reasons, and certainly for the fact that she can’t even string together even two sentences coherently.
I weep for this country and all of the deranged, racist morons who nearly voted this woman into the Presidency.
I’m a vegetarian and have been for 15 years of my 20 year old life and I don’t intentionally kill or hurt animals nor eat turkey for thanksgiving but I believe everyone has choices of their own.
However, I loathe PETA and their tactics and means of promoting anti-animal cruelty and those meat eaters who don’t have the guts to kill an animal themselves but ignorantly eat it in the comfort of their homes.
You mean Thanksgiving turkeys actually have to die?
lol @ liberals.
BOO HOO, look at the pretty lady mock the murder of those delicious turkeys!
Get over it people… they let the negro be president this time. The next election is hers and I bet she gets more than 52% of the vote.
Cartman-
I’m hoping that scientists will develop a special brand of Raid that works on ignorant, arrogant, racist cockroaches like you and Sarah Palin.
You suck.
Cartman-
I’m hoping that scientists will develop a special brand of Raid that works on ignorant, arrogant, racist cockroaches like you and Sarah Palin.
You suck.
I love turkey.
Mmm mmm good.
Still hate palin.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Pass me the bird.
There are NO kids growing pot in BC Canada, where all the good stuff comes from…..
You shouldnt smoke that Mexican crap.
Palin is a complete moron.
i wish that palin would move to california and arnold would move to alaska. then we could see palin in a bikini rather than arnold in a speedo (horrifying). then we could talk about important things — like her boobs — and not things like politics.
OMG!. Can she be any more clueless?
I live in AK and I cant stand this bitch, she needs to crawl back in the hole she fell out of.
Palin – your a clueless/ ignorant dumb fuck. Please do Alaska a favor and STFU.
Really, please!
(Don’t open your mouth because every time you say something …. you show everyone how fucking clueless / ignorant you are and as a fellow Alaskan it is very sad.)
please Sara for everyone and your own damn good stay away from the cameras and keep your mouth shut ~ just look pretty. it is really the only thing you have left … and even that is going down hill fast.
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Palin = FUCKING IDIOT!
Please send her to more classes. It is scary.
those cold folks up in Alaska look like they could use some nice warm quilts
Sarah Palin will never be fit for the presidency by 2012, or any other year and especially not against Barack Obama and precisely because her governors’ ship is here, doing this photo op and is so successful at screwing it all up. She is truly a student of GWB’s school of hard knocks (or kicks to the skull). Can you say nucular, ONE, MORE, TIME????? I think maybe I need to hear that one more time…C’mon, just once more?
Even the turkey slaughterer guy realizes how un-politically correct it is for her to be seen here while he slaughters that turkey…but she just stands there…dooo dee doooo dee doooo…like she’s waiting for him to slaughter it DURING the interview, because Sarah Palin is really a mindless twit who considers THIS to be the proper kind of photo op for a US governor or post contender for the vice-presidency of the United States to promote, even with all the obvious queues from the lowly hourly paid slaughter guy that this photo op might not be quite right. Her judgment is always so way off.
“Like a pit bull on the pant leg of opportunity”.
arnold without a speedo (also horrifying)
I read through a few of these comments, and what a big bunch of idiots. Turkeys are FOOD. The ceremony to “pardon” a turkey is for fun, but every year we eat them anyway. To quote a joke, which is both funny and true at the same time, “If God didn’t intend for us to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?”
Of course, only a liberal idiot would take the time to complain about slaughtering turkeys, or being around when it is done. Then they’ll take away your freedom of speech (Racist Hate speech – aahhhhh!), and your right to bear arms (people don’t kill people, guns do!), and then your right to enjoy the earth (you can’t enjoy it – we need to save it for, well, someone who isn’t you!).
Grow up people!