Sarah McLachlan in a bikini (It’s not the drugs. You really just read that.)

May 29th, 2008 // 84 Comments

Coming in from so far out of left-field I thought it was a football is Sarah McLachlan in a bikini. I gotta admit I fostered a secret crush on Ms. McLachlan seen here vacationing in Maui. In college my computer was loaded with MP3′s of her songs in case I ever tricked seduced a girl into my dorm room for some makin’ out. Sadly, that dream never transpired. It would’ve been better than ice cream! See? I even remember the words. Now, what’s it take for me to touch a boob? I’ll even be romantic about it. (Read: Not yell “Yippee!” then immediately write in my online journal.)

Photos: Splash News

  1. veggi

    Hail(damage) to the queen!

  2. Wait, wait.

    Isn’t Sarah famous for actually doing something of substance? What the hell’s she doing on here?

  3. She looks great… for a soccer mom.

  4. norton

    She looks awesome – regardless of her age. There’s some smokey-hot, Je ne sais quoi she still has.

    I wasn’t aware she had kids…..

  5. Mr V

    Wow. She looks….more homely than I expected. She could be my neighbour.

    I thought her eyes were huge from back in the day and now I see they are actually quite small. Make-up and camera tricks can do wonders.

    Not the MILF for me, I’d much rather do India.

  6. mofoghetto

    #.49

    She does have mixed race babies…her husband (whom she’s reportedly separated from) is Ashwin Sood, her drummer.

  7. Auntie Kryst

    Nice comments by and large, as well as deserved. I’m not a fan of her hippy music, but she’s a cool chick..

  8. Barely Stearn

    She looks….aww forget it: I can’t even work up the energy…

  9. Chupacabra

    I have that same bikini, but in a slightly different color scheme. Way to go, S!
    :)

  10. HuckyDucky

    A nice looking normal woman having fun with her kids.

  11. square

    Can her waist be any wider?
    Cereal box anyone?

  12. Jones

    I’d pee in her butt.

  13. simplicity

    she looks like a man

  14. simplicity

    she looks like a man

  15. Kellie

    she looks damn good for her age

  16. Welcome to the Gun Show. Now we know who will be cast as the heroine in Terminator 4.

  17. Welcome to the Gun Show. Now we know who will be cast as the heroine in Terminator 4.

  18. ingrid

    Yup, Victorias Secret bikini.

  19. Lemon

    so.. very muscly :s

  20. julie

    i love the way this lady has recieved mostly nice comments about her looks even though she is an average joe 40 year old woman with awful teeth. seems she isnt much of a threat to you guys and therfore you are happy to say she looks good – may she resembles y’all. she is ugly.

  21. hiha

    what a nice body she has at this age , bravo nice workout she did

  22. Kathleen

    @ 70

    The reason why she is getting so many positive comments is because she is naturally beautiful.
    Let go with the negativity.

  23. B M

    #55. Pig. What are you, a pedophile? Comment on adults, leave the kids out of it. Her daughter is 6 years old. Disgusting. You should be reported by this site.

  24. Sarah

    Hey people who posted negative posts ’bout Sarah, If you think she’s ugly, well I think your attitude is MUCH, TOO MUCH UGLIER! Geez, why do people just don’t know how to appreciate things as they are, why do people keep on judging as if they’re so perfect. Geez, So Mean, So Immature.

  25. Dick

    Sarah is hot! I would eat her shit

  26. simplicity

    lol @74
    wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  27. eww

    she shouldnt wear a bikini
    and she looks like a chunky tranny

    nuff said

    <3 hippies

  28. comeonpeople

    I love her songs
    she has incredible talent..

    It doesnt mean she looks good in this bikini
    and it doesnt mean she looks pretty for her age.

    she looks horrible in these pictures. maybe it’s like the ones of kim that she says adds 10-50lbs.

  29. nobikiniforyou

    wake up hippy lovers……
    “she looks great for her age” – NOT!

    being 40 doesnt mean you have to have saggy boobs – even with multiple children

    a 40 yr old doesnt have that thing where her belly button should be – gross

    being a 40 yr old doesnt mean you have to have thunder thighs

    and it doesnt give you the right to wear a VS bikini because you think you have a decent voice.

    Is she doing steroids? She’s huge.

  30. newlysingle girl(fuck)

    she looks too masculine.

  31. NY Ted

    Cripes! I didn’t realize that women got man arms and shoulders from playing the piano…???

    Must be tougher then it looks.

  32. chris

    her belly button is wearing a hoodie

  33. Dan

    Wow, she is hot, great body.

  34. Ryan

    I want you inside me.

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