Sarah Jessica Parker finds a way to distract me from her face – THANK YOU!

Sarah Jessica Parker attended the London premiere of Sex and the City: The Movie yesterday. It would appear that, earlier in the day, Sarah Jessica decided to pay somebody real money for the ten-foot tall vegetation jutting out of her head. Because there’s nothing like showing up for the most relevant thing you’ve done in the past five years looking like Carmen Miranda’s retarded step-sister – who’s also a zombie.

NOTE: Kim “The Slutty One” Cattrall’s face clearly saying “Premeditated murder coming up in 5, 4, 3, 2….”

Thanks to Christina who should have her own show called “Kickass in the City.”

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