Sarah Jessica Parker finds a way to distract me from her face – THANK YOU!

May 13th, 2008 // 68 Comments

Sarah Jessica Parker attended the London premiere of Sex and the City: The Movie yesterday. It would appear that, earlier in the day, Sarah Jessica decided to pay somebody real money for the ten-foot tall vegetation jutting out of her head. Because there’s nothing like showing up for the most relevant thing you’ve done in the past five years looking like Carmen Miranda’s retarded step-sister – who’s also a zombie.

NOTE: Kim “The Slutty One” Cattrall’s face clearly saying “Premeditated murder coming up in 5, 4, 3, 2….”

Thanks to Christina who should have her own show called “Kickass in the City.”

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Gwen

    Me-yow! She totally wore that hat to distract from the other girls.

    Samantha looks PISSED. Why do those two always stand next to each other in pictures? They clearly hate one another. Why the additional torture? Girls, you’re making Miranda wish she’d never left her house for this.

    But, come on now, how adorable is Charlotte’s uncomfortable smile?

  2. lambman

    I think that slammin body is all the distraction she needs

  3. kiki

    omg 31 you stole that line from chuck bass of gossip girl

  4. Lauren

    Well, Sarah Jessica Parker was revered as one of Hollywood’s style icons, but apparently no where else on planet earth- and this is why. It’s not Halloween, sweetie. Put the acorn costume away.

  5. misery bunny

    wart twisting comment reminds me:
    i really don’t get the celeb face wart thing. yeah, i get it, you’re you. but if every time you go into a movie set the makeup artist looks sort of perplexed, then busts out the spackle, and every time you show up in public and you ask your stylist to pull out a can of spackle, the next time you take a handful of benjamins and decide whether to wipe your ass with it or throw it at some doctor to cut the head of that thing off your face, throw it at the doctor.
    harrison ford, luke skywalker, blah blah blah.

  6. King Wang

    So THIS is what old-timers with Polio do………they hang out, and desperately act like they are hot by wearing shit obviously made for someone only 35 years hotter (younger) with less “road mileage” available………especially on the face time……

    Tell me she is a Jew with schnoz like that…..

    I wouldn’t call you a liar, but I am happy being a Gentile after seeing pictures like that……..

    Damn dude, her Smoke Rock Veins are REALLY poking out there from her turkey flapper arms…………reminds me of watching Bugs Bunny dress up in a 40′s bathing suit, and run to the water to swim with those lame-ass floaters under his arms……………..

  7. Ri

    ‘Carmen Miranda’s retarded sister’………..
    I love you Superficial Writer, will you marry me?

  8. Simon

    It’s *probably* just my gay side speaking but I love the thing, and looking forward to the movie!!!

  9. Afikpo Chic

    jesus with all the money this women make – can’t they afford a dress to fit their body and make them look hot? jesus. with all their exposure to clothes, how come i dress a 100% better and hotter sitting in my village in africa than all of them put together? tufiakwa. and btw, sarah jessica has to be the ugliest chic i have ever seen. what a horse face.

  10. Sex Nuts & Retard Strong

    She’s a great actor. I loved her in Mask, when she played Cher’s son, you know, the one with big forehead?

  11. Finally! Her brain decides to do something useful!

  12. Fugtastic

    Fugliest horse-faced whore. Ever.

  13. HayLeee_UK

    I cant believeSJP got voted the most unsexy celeb recently, Ok she does look quite bad for her age probs cos she is so skinny but there has surely gotta be more unsexy celebs out there? I love Sex and the city cant wait for the movie!! And Miranda/Cynthia is looking so much prettier since she came out as a lezzer, she used to look much more lezzie in the old series of SATC!!

  14. HayLeee_UK

    I cant believeSJP got voted the most unsexy celeb recently, Ok she does look quite bad for her age probs cos she is so skinny but there has surely gotta be more unsexy celebs out there? I love Sex and the city cant wait for the movie!! And Miranda/Cynthia is looking so much prettier since she came out as a lezzer, she used to look much more lezzie in the old series of SATC!!

  15. dukseewhorse

    Hey, I think that I just visited that exhibit the last time I went to the botanical gardens….. does she have to water that thing?

  16. collins

    out and about doing publicity to get some attention for her next (and sorta crappy looking) movie, getting some bad press for some seemingly anti-Latina comments she made, but since her pregnancy the media seems to be more into her.

  17. El Bravo

    Sarah no es bonita, sino que simple, sencilla, nada especial…es normal. Todo esto esta exagerado. Increible.

  18. err....

    cheaper than a nosejob,i suppose

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