Sarah Jessica Parker attended the London premiere of Sex and the City: The Movie yesterday. It would appear that, earlier in the day, Sarah Jessica decided to pay somebody real money for the ten-foot tall vegetation jutting out of her head. Because there’s nothing like showing up for the most relevant thing you’ve done in the past five years looking like Carmen Miranda’s retarded step-sister – who’s also a zombie.
NOTE: Kim “The Slutty One” Cattrall’s face clearly saying “Premeditated murder coming up in 5, 4, 3, 2….”
Thanks to Christina who should have her own show called “Kickass in the City.”
Photos: Splash News
so i think it’s safe to say that the lesbian is the hottest one there.
I would totally do all those birds from Desperate Housewives, especially the brunnette one that married the jew……..
Already saw this yesterday at another site.
FIRS… ew, forget it.
Look at Kim big old lady face. She is really starting to age. After Being possessed by Lo Pan I guess I can’t give her too much shit though.
It’s true SJP doe’s look a pratt (FYI:English term for dickhead, not that moron that’s fucking Heidi Montag), but how does Kim Catrell manage to balance all those photographers on her head?? She truly is an amazing slut puppy….
Ugh…eyesore much??
Hey snoozy No. 3 we saw you yesterday at another site ‘www.gofuckyoursister.com’ Now fuck off and leave the rest of us to post in peace……….
Forget the stupid hat…….Her corn on the cob looking dress screams somebody please shuck me.
Horseface is just saving that vegetation for grazing.
@2 the lesbian is always the hottest one.
and @3 feel free to go back whatever site you were on b4…if i wanted snoring, i would get into bed with my husband
#1 are you referring to that sinewy ghoul in the black dress?
Kill yourself right now please.
Oh, you’re a girl. Gashes always have a skewed view of what is hot.
Wha… I just… but… what the-…. No words. Just no words.
SHE is one damn ugly bitch. there’s less wrinkly baggy skin on an elephants knee than there is on her elbows! she looks like Madonna’s afterbirth.
Something tells me it smells like gefilte under that dress.
Are you telling me that Charlottes a Lezza in real life ??? Not that i know all their character names or anything, but my wife usually watches it on Sunday nights when were (I mean ‘I’m') having sex…..
@14
Mr. Spitz_on_Her, you have exceeded my expectations. @#3, please take note of appropriate Superficial behavior.
Miranda’s is gay in real life.
no, the lesbian is the redhead in the black dress, and she is the hottest, i have to agree with #1.
hideous
How many young billionaires are there on that spam site? If i was one I’d just buy a shitload of asian sex slaves instead of trying to waste my time with some horsefaced half-celeb.
Whats the big deal, she’s not that bad. A couple pitchers of beer take the edge of that face then it’s sodomy city, for her of course.
No.19, yeh that’s Miranda as No.18 said….Charlotte (Red dress) is easily the hottest, dirtiest would be Samantha, lesbianest would be Miranda and most useless, annoyingest (Yes it’s a word) would be Carrie. The only way i’d go see this film is if they all haemoraged on a big black cock at the end of it. I don’t think that’s what happens though, probably one gets married, one has a kid, one dies and the other one turns lesbian….Don’t want to spoil for you though……!
Sara is in some desparate need of air brushing.
just look at those damn arms in pic 1. Just what I thought all along….tranny.
That hat is a Isabella Blow creation I’d bet.
Horrible. Awful. Horawfible.
She’s always had a serious case of witchface, but I never really noticed the wart before. Can you imagine kissing her and feeling that thing twisting slightly when your lip brushes it?
The Miranda actress would be hotter if she used just a wee bit of pencil on her eyebrows, as they are invisible.
Sarah’s hat would be useful as a target in a shooting competition.
God, she is such an asshole.
SJP has flappy turkey arms and a horse’s ass for a face. What however, is the big deal about Kim Cattral? She’s been ridden hard and put away wet for 3 decades and it shows.
Ahh…a rare sighting of a mare-igold in full bloom…
That’s actually not a hat. Somebody stuck a fucking revolver under her chin and pulled the trigger, and that’s what came out of the exit wound.
This is the only picture of her that I think she actually looks cute. She should dress like a garden fairy all the time. Who knew?
Sarah Jessica Parker has such a wonder fashion sense! But I wonder why her grandma (next to her) looks so uncomfortable, as if the Metamucil kicked in at a most unfortunate moment. And her fat retarded sister on the end (in red) certainly looks perplexed. Possibly the lesbian next to her slipped a couple fingers up her ass while they were posing?
Caption above SJP’s head:
I’m melting. Meeeellllltttiiiing!
No guys should comment unless they are gays. Sex and the City is a woman thing, and you just dont understand.
@ 26 Isabella Blow might have had a bit of trouble designing that hat considering she’s dead. It’s by Phillip Treacy.
“No guys should comment unless they are gays. Sex and the City is a woman thing, and you just dont understand.”
Sounds like a typical SATC fan. But, as your statement indicates, the it’s more accurate to say it’s a bitch thing. Those aging perpetual whiners sure don’t speak to or for me.
Sarah is hot when she straightens her hair and it’s above her shoulders, and when he bangs are side swept and not parted down the middle.
She was hot in Hocus Pocus though. Damn that was ages ago.
# 33 that is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Damn that hat is stupid.
Horton hears a who?
hi hr u ? ur my favor actress nd i love u so much darling plz once ill met u in my jounry life we lvu so much
What a beautiful woman.
Sex in the City is gonig to be this summers biggest hit after Indiana Jones and The Dark Knight. I love looking at this woman. Her smile captivates, her eyes shine and her skin is very healthy looking.
“Looking good kid,” as Mr. Big would say.
Randal
Interesting the Red head looks the best for once… and Sarahs hat (if we can call it that) I hope if flys away… coo coo 4 coco puffs man!
God damn you guys are killing me! Sinewy ghoul, the twisting wart kiss, the exit wound was obviously a very LSD thing!~ you fuckers are viscious I thought I was cruel. hahahahahhahhahahhahahahhahhaha
Hey, Sarah, why the long face?
Seriously, I love the show and am clamoring for the movie, but SJP was born in Nelsonville, Ohio, the asshole of the world, and a whole lot of money is the only thing diferentiating her from any corn-fed, Virginia Slim smoking, white-trash princess pushing a naked, Kool-Aid-stained baby around in a Kroger shopping cart. Yet she thinks soooo much of herself.
Thank god the writing is so good that she disappears, or I wouldn’t be able to enjoy the stories at all. Horsefaced pompous prissy bitch.
Can’t believe that thing still around, who would want to look like an old man with a bunch of ridiculous overpriced clothes?, what the hell is wrong with people?, they follow anything with the promise of a loose vagina.
I’ll have to agree the lesbian and brunette are the best looking, however for 50 cattrall looks fucking great
I’ll have to agree the lesbian and brunette are the best looking, however for 50 cattrall looks fucking great
have to agree the lesbian looks best, fucking gorgeous. Cattrall is over 50? she looks pretty fuckin gorgeous for that age.