Sarah Jessica Parker has reportedly banned the word “fat” from being used around her son because she doesn’t want him “learning to use it in a derogatory way.”
The 40-year-old wife of actor Matthew Broderick, says: “I’ve forbidden the word ‘fat’ to be used in our home because I don’t like the way it’s used and I don’t want him to ever use that word.”
While she’s at it, she should also ban the words “whiny,” and “horsy-faced.” Oh, and “obviously married to a homosexual.” No reason. Just so that her son doesn’t learn to use them in a derogatory or, let’s say, factual way. Also, she should poke out his eyes. Again, no reason.
Zanathon | November 17, 2005 at 11:46 pm
“I’ve forbidden the word ‘fat’ to be used in our home because I don’t like the way it’s used and I don’t want him to ever use that word.”
But Sara has no qualms about her son uttering the phrase, “Fuck you, mommy! I HATE YOU!!!”