Sarah Jessica Parker tries to shelter her son

October 10th, 2005 // 1 Comment

SJP_Fat.JPGSarah Jessica Parker has reportedly banned the word “fat” from being used around her son because she doesn’t want him “learning to use it in a derogatory way.”

The 40-year-old wife of actor Matthew Broderick, says: “I’ve forbidden the word ‘fat’ to be used in our home because I don’t like the way it’s used and I don’t want him to ever use that word.”

While she’s at it, she should also ban the words “whiny,” and “horsy-faced.” Oh, and “obviously married to a homosexual.” No reason. Just so that her son doesn’t learn to use them in a derogatory or, let’s say, factual way. Also, she should poke out his eyes. Again, no reason.

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  1. Zanathon

    “I’ve forbidden the word ‘fat’ to be used in our home because I don’t like the way it’s used and I don’t want him to ever use that word.”

    But Sara has no qualms about her son uttering the phrase, “Fuck you, mommy! I HATE YOU!!!”

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